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So Bestie's mom asked me to pick up the girl at school, so I took the hoopty and she was so excited. I told her she could sit in front bc it's legal and she loved it. She kept saying how fast I was driving but I promise I didn't go over the posted speed limit, 25 strong American mile units per hour. She had been in my car before in the middle back but I like to lean back and then I have to move the seat and it's so blah.

Anyway, waz fun for her and me. Momma is here now so I go back to the Bear cave, back to work.

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Also, a random guy I talk to at work occasionally saw me in the distance and made a b-line to me to say, "my vision isn't good, but I couldn't miss this tall guy with the huge biceps and slim figure." was gay of him to notice, but ok, and I don't think my biceps are that big, they're not as big as The Rock.

I'm somewhere between these two fools but with more bodyfat. The Rock is 6'5, so he'd be a inch or so taller than me. These guys have to be sub 13 or even sub 10 bodyfat here.