It's Halloween.
I hate Halloween.
Fucking pagan commerce festival of poisoning children with sweet junk. And nigger youths devastating inner cities as a 'prank'
Nosiree, I don't like it. The time for funny dress-ups is carnival, Now is All Saints, a time to visit cemetaries in silence. No wait, it's also a commerce festival. Fuck both. Good thing it's raining so probably not a lot of kids outside. And host's dimwit neighborhood loli is on holiday so it will be quiet. Just as I like it.