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Batteries? Do you even care about the environment? No seriously, in this salt air, batteries go bad sometimes within six months. Nothing can be stored with batteries here. So imagine poor old forgetful, lazy about some things, especially batteries, Bear looking to open his fancy electric safe in an emergency only to find out its not only dead, but locked out because the batteries  corrupted and ruined the circuits. This is basically anything Bear has that had a battery in it, like flashlights and radios and other electronics that aren't water proof. He goes to use it, dead.

And anyway, what do you do, *Dr. Alice Chan* if your fancy electric safe is dead in an emergency?

The safe posted was presented to Bear by his friend in law enforcement. It's fast, effective and mechanical. Not immune to rust, but at least those sorts of things tend to last years rather than months and a little oil could make it last longer.

So it's perfect and it'll go nicely behind a painting in an interior wall.

> what no shoot?

What's the point? He didn't enjoy it, it seemed more like a chore, and he'd rather do other things. Again, don't take it personally; as we've been told, he's peculiar, get over it.

He showed the gun to his exgf and she did a couple James Bond poses, whipped her hair around then handed it back and said she wanted a Darringer. That was the end of the conversation, no one else in his friend group even knows because they'd freak out.

Whoa, this girl looks a lot like her. If she only had lighter skin and bigger boobs.