Ok, a doosie, but not all of it will take a lot of explanation.

I was in my old neighborhood but it was different now, like Italian villas in the hills with very confusing roads.

I had to find my way back home, I was on a bicycle. A girl exited a house and I asked her how to go back to the school (gradeschool). She pointed me through a passage hidden in plain sight. I was looking for houses to buy. The streets were built with curio shops andsoe of the houses had been converted to high unit condos.

I managed to get to the school, it was also overbuilt and sprawling. I have to go pee. One guy starts saying "go back" like a warning, but a scruffy guy says, don't worry, I'll get you to the bathroom. I have a key that works on certain doors, of course because I used to live there and this guy thinks I'm a local or he wouldn't have helped. Inside the first door is a 10-yr old girl with a kidnapper, she's only wearing a black oversized sweatshirt,  nothing else and standing on a bed. He tells her she will be ransomed to her parents. Then he forces her to drink something that looks like a yogurt container with cream in it but he called it borsk I don't know the spelling. She looks like it's awful. She had no front teeth.

We move on to the next room and he asks me which parish I go to. I didn't know (I don't go to church what with all those the pedos) but told him it was a Catholic church. He seemed confused I didn't know the name. Another room, like a bunker, black widow eggsacks and webs everywhere. 

"This is the way to the bathroom?"

He asures me.

Then through a padlocked door but there were outside windows. There are girls and boys, shirtless and being taken out of a room. They look like slaves. 

I go through an underground passage and an older woman says, "you wanted to go to the bathroom too?" We laugh at the absurdity.

I tell the guy, "next time someone asks where the bathroom is, don't lead them on a 20 minute walk through the catacombs."

I woke up. Was bored.