Okay follow me here. I dreampt I was married, don't know who to, but that didn't stop me from rizzing up another girl, we went on a date, felt a little conflicted but not much, she was short but definitely my age. I asked her how old she was and she refused to answer which means 30's. I wanted to know if she was older than me but then suddenly I was 50-something but looked the same as I do now but didn't tell her my age. I had the feeling I was at least 15 years older than her. I figured she wouldn't want me if she found out and wondered if I could fake a birth certificate or otherwise change mine.
She had the nice breasteses and let me sample them over dinner. They felt like pudding but solid. I guess not that different from some girls. Some got pretty taught tits while others are far less viscous. This was somewhere in between, very nice.
Then she started to look a lot harrier and I noped out. Why? Lame.
4/10 date turned warewolf.