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Now listen here kiddo:
What part of I'm an alien monster currently in the form of the horrible parody of a naked human girl do you not understand? I can't run around in a city like that. Coming here was insane to begin with. I expected to level up in the wilderness before entering civilization but you threw me right in. Now take responsibility.

You wanna explain to the guards and their higher-ups how you smuggled a monster into the city? They'll have you tried ane executed and either beat me to death immediately or capture me to perform horrible experiments on me. Nope, that's in no relation to the current situation where you guys aren't in danger and the attackers and my help would be utterly useless anyway. Throwing darts at a Greater Rothé is crazy and I even have CHA penalty on top of my shitty stats in this form so shouting at that thing will do nothing either. Hiding and not causing trouble is the best help I can provide right now and Neverwinter insect and weed control is a honorable profession. Hell, they'd even kill me for that if I'm discovered, cut me some slack! Also I'm just following Captain's Orders.