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Alice is deep in thought while returning to the guild. She musters the rings.
The dragon was a revelation. It managed to stun, even scare me! This should not be possible! It means I am susceptible to magic in this ridiculous form - how pathetic! But then, my dear rings, I realized, that's a two-way street! If dragon magic works on me, even you will! Hehehe!
Alice puts the blue ring on the ring finger of her left hand and marvels it from all sides. Then she briefly absorbs the red ring into her right hand and the human meat into her left hand before entering the room in high spirits.
Hellooo, we're back!
Sorry to keep you waiting at this hour but it was urgent!

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> The silent orb innocently sits, unaware of the fate that will soon befall it.
Alice dances toward the chair while thinking to herself:
I am a monster but far from inhumane. I will give you a chance to prove you're on our side, Mr. Orb. Yes, Alice is a prejudiced orb-hater but I am willing to reconsider my feelings and admit mistakes. It's all up to you!

Alice sits down, takes a deep breath and puts both hands on the orb. She extrudes the human meat and red ring from her hands and firmly pushes them into the orb while thinking 'loudly', hoping the orb or some god behind it will hear
Here is my offering! The finest piece of that spellsword slaver faggot I stabbed! Isn't it super tasty? Haven't I made this world a a better place by removing this subhuman?
So you want me to continue working for you? To entertain you? Then accept this and do something for this pathetically weak me as well! I won't disappoint you, I will bring you even greater offerings but that comes with a price!  
I know you're the reason I'm even here and in this state, you can't play dumb! Not even ten dragons could wreck my precious spaceship, the pinnacle of technology in the entire known universe. Nosiree, not without some divine intervention. Well fine, I ain't even mad, this is quite fun! But today is the day we settle this - conflict or cooperation? Choose wisely, Mr. Orb! I don't care who gets this red ring as long as it does its job. Make taking half of my damage some party game among you gods or whatver! You're into these stuff, right?
DOO EET!
Alice pushes meat and ring into the orb with all her might