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 >>/4964/
> Oi, shouldn't we report this to the roadmaster or the guild? Or is stumbling on corpses a normal thing here?

"Mnmuh? I'm not reporting nothing, we barely got away with murder, the less I talk to authorities the better."

 >>/4956/
> Cat feeds the horses and begins to prepare 4 ration

[19:00]
"I guess I better stick around this time, I mean we got enough meat... wait, you better not be feeding me human, us humans don't like the taste. Where's that boar meat? Separate it out please or you'll be sparing with a disgusted angry Panther instead of your boyfriend Brutus. Juuust kidding. It feels wrong to razz you like that somehow, sorry. It was more of a jab at him, the guy's creepy."

The evening wind rustled the tall grasses. 

"Speaking of creepy, this place is a muddy wreck, maybe no one wanted to stop here."

 >>/4962/
> This road is full of strange objects. Where do they all come from? Robbed travelers?

"Mostly junk, I'm not surprised, people are pigs." She looked off into the distance, the rain was down to a light mist and there were breaks in the clouds.

> We didn't even see the roadmaster, that's not good!
"They're still probably looking for 'the real killers'."

 >>/4962/
> Help me out here, Alice!

 >>/4964/
> No going in there without getting cleaned by me, you'll drag dirt inside our precious tent!

"Uh, touch me and I'll be letting Helena and her sisters have their way with your corpse like the halfling... listen, I'm just a bit on edge, I got a creepy feeling about this, but seriously you may clean up my muddy footprints, but don't touch me, not even my boots. I'll leave them outside if I have to but I don't even want to see them clean when I wake up. And good luck if you try to clean my panther-self, she's not opposed to eating humanoid. She's not as civil as I am." Ashley hmph'd and looked away.

> I wonder how Hanna does all by herself?

> Ashley, could you talk to Hanna to find out what's going on here? Where is everyone? Should we keep watch at night?

Ashley sighs, "I guess, but she better not get any ideas either."

Ashley walks out to the red tent and sees Hanna inside through the slit. She has a lit lantern and has a book in her hand. "Knock knock, hey, can we talk?"

"Is this private or professional talk?"

Ashley rolls her eyes, "Just friendly talk, we're kinda new at this traveling thing and the place has us on edge since no one else showed up."

Hanna smiles and waves her in.

Ashley winces, "Hey uh, what's the blue tent for?"

Hanna's eyes widen, "You don't seem like the type for that one."

"Nevermind, um, I really don't want to go in there."

"Oh don't be so childish, I won't bite... oh, you think this is dirty don't you? I have Prestidigitation and I can boost it."

"Sorry, um, I didn't mean anything by it but I don't know what that means." Ashley tries to look adorable and innocent. [1d20+6=14]

"Oh? I thought you were a wizard with that outfit."

"Well, I was a necromancer but summoner is more like it now, I couldn't tell you what all the spells are."

"Ok ok, it's a cleaning spell, trust me, I'd go crazy if there was even one hair out of place here, it's perfectly clean, and don't assume entertainers are dirty. Now come in here out of the rain and cold." 

Ashley reluctantly enters.