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ive heard that shadow people shit isnt that some brain glitch that that happens during sleep paralysis - which is also a brain glitch?

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> naked japs (men)
almost!
next time naked Jap girls and you're the king!

also had a fucked up dream that was like a movie. soviet doctors were abusing an anesthetic as drug. but it came out that it caused extreme nerve damage and mutations so it was forbidden it was only supposed to be used for animals like snails (lol) or birds but non mammals. there was a documentary where they fed the anesthetic to a deer as test and it dissolved into a horrifying mass of gory bubbles. nasty stuff.
do russians care? ofc not they use everything as drugs. so the doctors in hospital ordered the anesthetic but police came and confiscated it telling them to use a more harmless replacement. it came in a cardboard box like cornflakes. docs were like noo were not familiar with the alternative we gotta use this. after a bit of arguing russian police was russian and took a black felt marker to obscure the branding on the box. nothing illegal here problem solved lol.
until now it had been like watching movie but now i was in the hospital room with 2 doctors a man and a woman. i could look at the manual of the anesthetic. it was a very bad soviet tier black&white print on cheap greenish paper. mostly unreadable. it did show pictures of a snail and a seagull and warned not to use it on humans but key passages were completely unreadable.
i accidentally spilled a glass of water on the manual and the soft paper absorbed it like crazy and the text disappeared showing some sort of satellite images of military bases.

the doctor wasted no time and injected himself the drug and fell into a coma sitting on a chair. the woman took some plastic wrapping and strangled him. she was a spy after the military satellite images that were hidden in the anesthetic manual. she didnt mind me at all I was watching the whole thing as a movie again as she left with the images. 
probably most cineastic dream ever. james bond tier. no girl interaction though. she was quite pretty damn.