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> noo you can't just continue to Phandalin, you must go into the goblin lair

I'm pretty sure rescuing 12 children and killing innocent traders just trying to make ends meet isn't part of the quest to just go to Phandalin so you can trigger some scripted event. 

This isn't a program, it's me Joy, yay, YOUR GOD. I mean you're DM and I do have many many plans and I have changed them many many times. Ashley doesn't even follow my plans -.-

[Ashley] You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real mom.

> I'm not keen on entering a goblin den at all. 

That's always your choice and when everyone dies you can run back to the trees at the Southwest gate of Neverwinter where you can blend in with nature peacefully.

[Ashley] I'll haunt you if we die. Actually I'll become a ghost and I can attack you. Ooo I'll be a challenge 4 creature with lots of resistances and fun tactics. With ghost summons too I bet.

I'll allow it. Ghost Mechathereal Lynxes are quite challenging.

> Giant trap

This game is called Dungeons and Dragons, not Giant Traps and Naked Slimegirs, that's a different game.