I see people my age and older, looking like Humpty Dumpty, and after spending hours in a very hot attic doing yoga poses to avoid falling through the ceiling just to rewire lights or fix a stove vent and I think, these pregnant penguins that call themselves men are hardly even the same species as I am. They'd be like a different breed at least, the kind of breed that wins the ugliest and dumpiest dog contest. I see all the work I do and then look at them and think, those fuckers spend their afternoons drinking beer and smoking out, not a fucking care in the world, letting their oven vent to vent away in their attic, probably the same fuckers that only used one stupid Sheetmetal screw to install it in the first place, no insulation, no foresight, no oversight, just their own fucking failed body type, waddling their way up the ladder and shimmying their way through the attic like a fucking walrus. God damnit I do a lot of work to keep in shape and this weight, and these fucks stuff their gaping maws willy nilly, probably driving electric cars and thinking they can recycle lithium batteries. Those motherfuckers need a culling.
Anyway, had a good day, after my foot healed from nearly breaking a metatarsal when I tripped over a folding table, then with my throbbing thumb that I sliced open on that same stupid vent because I momentarily took off my tough gloves to place some insulation, and then got my toe jammed again because my feet are so comically large, and these mf-ers have the nerve to say their back hurts. are you serious? I slept on my neck wrong somehow, still recovering from that on Thursday, I'm in 4 flavors of soreness, couldn't work out and I feel fucking fantastic because I'm able to do all these things that these spotted mongoloid butt sniffers couldn't dream of.
And I'm happy about it!