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>>/5654/ > It's called "Dungeons and Dragons" Why did I agree to play this game again? I absolutely hate both! Time to subvert it like host turning AI Dungeon into a field guide for trees. The AI struggled but eventually succumbed. Joy will too. > The desperate sound of alarm bells can be heard ringing throughout Neverwinter > An elderly lady is standing crying in her front yard as a large horse cart decorated with the letters NPWC arrives and comes to a screeching halt > Four heavily armed LV.20 adventurers leap off the cart and run toward the old lady > Neverwinter Pest and Weed Control at your service! Where are the culprits? > The old lady sobbingly points at her back yard overgrown with weeds, the trees infested by bugs. > The adventurers briefly nod to each other and then charge into battle, ripping weeds from the ground and plucking bugs from the trees > The battle is tense but eventually the adventurers prevail and the yard is cleansed. > Dirty and tired but mostly unharmed, the adventurers return to their cart and drive off to the blaring sound of medieval music as sudden as they have arrived, leaving the baffled lady behind without charging a copper. > Having survived another adventure, it's time to relax at the spa and go luxury shopping for the rest of the week, then it's off to the holiday cabin in the woods for the weekend. > Such is the harsh and grim life of the NPWC adventurers!