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>>/5857/
> no bueno for a Bear
Don't be so picky, see what I have to deal with!
I was in school again, seriously what's with school dream lately? There was a debate, we never had a debate in my entire school career. You weren't supposed to discuss anything as a student in 20th century Bavaria, you were supposed to listen.
Anyway under the blackboard were a number of colorful bands with flags of different countries and you were supposed to wear one and impersonate the leader of that country. To my great joy there was a band with the Nazi flag. So here we go!
I took the band and wore it as a sash across my shoulder and chest. Strangely at first I turned into Wilhelm II, the last German emperor who ruled until the monarchy was abolished after WWI. I wore his blue uniform and the Nazi flag sash across shoulder and chest. Felt weird. I didn't really know what to do. Then I was Hitler wearing a khaki colored uniform. That's better. I was outside and ready to give my speech. Good thing I know a lot of Hitler speeches by heart as it is mandatory for ever German. Strangely I was semi-lucid enough to actually say something that made sense. Well somehow. In the end it didn't come out the way I wanted and I was booed by some ugly tumblerinas with problem glasses.
I walked home listening to my portable radio that looked like a hairdryer. Average school day.