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I was involved in a plane crash and a baby was ejected from the plane. I was an Army Leitenant Commander of the tactical M.O.A.B. division. 

We were in Florida in winter and everything was flooded so we (a bunch of people) were swimming and searching for this baby, never found em. There was an overweight scrub barking orders and when he noted my rank he immediately fell in line. I said, "I let people do thejr own thing and just correct them when something is obviously wrong."

There was a sophisticated older woman but I guess dream brain wasn't horny today.

Tactical M.O.A.B. sounded cool. So I "woke up" and tried to text exgf but I couldn't get it to work. Then I tried to post here but my phone didn't have chrome anymore only IE and it would only point to a site we used to use (dne) and the rest of the search engine just posted AI nonsense, couldn't find endchan.

I deleted IE and tried to find Chrome on my phone but it didn't exist and now I couldn't access the internet to get the download. You win thos time Microsoft!

Then I was bored with this dream and realized it was too stupid to be real and woke myself up.