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Alice watches her party members struggling to kill the civilians
Oh man, if only I was in better shape, you wouldn't have to do that. An artificial fungus would slowly but effectively deal with the situation and turn them into clean renewable energy. Or food. Maybe I can at least manufacture poison gas soon. I told you guys dungeons need to be dealt with by industrialized warfare not hand-to-hand combat.

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> Alice please go question one of them what this is all about and where my crystal is!
Yes, Yulya sama!
Alice dances toward the spider drawing, inspects it with mild curiosity and then turns to the surviving goblins with outstretched hands
Gentlemen, may I have your attention before you die?
Yes, yes, I know, what a terrible fate. Really not your day, huh? You don't want this, we don't want this. But now it's too late for regrets and what must be done must be done. Protip for your next life - don't make a living by robbing and abducting people, or asociate with such scum - you will eventually bark up the wrong tree. As you have done now by kidnapping our friends Gundren and Sildar.

Without further ado, I have a few questions. I suggest answering them unless you want this situation...
Alice waves her spear with the goblin ears
... unnecessarily prolonged. We really don't enjoy doing this and believe me, you won't either!

So what the hell is this? Who are you guys, what are you manufacturing here for what purpose? You're making pottery and distilling alcohol. What for? For whom? And whats with that ugly spider?
Alice samples the barrels and the meat stew to determine the contents

Also someone took our crystal and that's not good. You wouldn't happen to know anything about this unfortunate situation? Being in possession of said crystal has very, very, VERY severe health consequences for the culprit. So you better tell us, m'kay?
Alice stares at the goblins with a creepy smile that makes it obvious she is not even remotely a human being

Ohh, I almost forgot!
Where are your women? And children! Where do they come from? I need answers! For science!