I was reminded of an after party where everyone was getting drunk and these two fat and fugly girls came up to me and tried to seduce me. I would have thrown up long before getting it up for these two.

I wasn't great looking at the time either but that doesn't mean I go for anything.

Around that time, there was another girl, I don't remember what she even looked like but not pretty, she talked to me and I was nice so suddenly she thought I was hers and when I denied her advances she attacked me. Luckily I wasn't accused of rape or something that's a 2020+ thing here, just say no to everyone for every reason, that's my motto. 

When I got in shape, the dumplings stopped bothering me and a higher tier of women began. I must have been hideous, water finds its level.