fe.settings:getUserBoardSettings - non array given[tulpa] - Endchan Magrathea
thumbnail of chainsaw.jpeg
thumbnail of chainsaw.jpeg
chainsaw jpeg
(31.74 KB, 536x522)
 >>/6841/
> I take all the safeties off because they get in the way.
Highly American!
When host was a child, the local carpenter (or joiner or whatever you call them in English) famously cut off his hand at his table saw when he was drunk. It was quite the local commotion.

Anyway, are table saws considered luxury goods? You find them at hardware stores for less than 200€ here but I guess you could easily buy better ones for 10 times that price. Host once considered buying one for cutting firewood but we don't have space and the carpenter's story makes me veto that. You can cut off your Bear paws if you like but I prefer to keep this body's hands and fingers.

Host also almost cut into his foot with a chainsaw because he's an idiot so that's b& too. I actually have an entire Encyclopedia of forbidden host activities because this man has zero common sense and situation awareness. It's a miracle he's still alive. Well, he was too much of a coward to do anything stupid before I was created, but being dumb and not giving a fuck is not a good combination.