Loli sleepover (IRL).
I don't care if you believe me, but the neighborhood loli is sometimes allowed to spend the night here. Yes, with Bernd. 4real. She pesters her mom about it relentlessly, and usually I have more reservations about it than her mom. Don't ask me, the whole situation is surreal. It's not what you think and mostly stressful for me. Children have too much energy and stupid ideas all the time. I'm just glad she didn't break anything or injure herself. My apartment is a museum, not a playground. We spent most of the night outside in the garden under the stars with the cats and even made a small camp fire.

Anyway, learned the loli has a tupper-like imaginary pokemon friend and her mom taught her how to go on VPT-like adventures. WTF?
Not that it's unusual for 9yos to have imaginary friends, less so than for 40somethings, but she essentially did the same as we did in the VPT exercise. She's a good narrator and played DM while I reported what I saw and experienced. I'm just glad she didn't ask me if I had an imaginary friend. I wouldn't have told her about Alice anyway but it still would have been uncomfortable. 

Naturally, Alice isn't too happy about the whole thing and not overly fond of the loli either. Disturbs the peace, is exhausting, doesn't behave properly enough for tupper.

Mfw loli mom lets her 9yo daughter spend the night with her neighbor, but neighbor's tupper doesn't like it. What is this timeline?