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Ashley and Misha had fancy colored hair before it was something everyone from age 8+ did.

My most recent dream, I was in college and living in a dorm, and of course there was a party every night. Once again I was the center of attention. I was actually Bashley which was way different. Bashley is the merge of Ashley and myself, a thin guy wjth long hair. I'll still say I though as it was "me". Anyway I didn't drink but I was still like incapable of paying attention much. I went into the wrong dorm, these were like houses but all in the same big building. And a girl ushered me out, "you're in the wrong house again!"

I get back to mine and an irl friend from college complained that he had to clean up every morning. I told him to ask me to help next time and he said, "naa, I wanted to let you sleep."

A short guy with long hair was apparently the party organizer and everyone slept over after every party including in my bed so I slept on some couch pillows on the floor. Then my "ex-girlfriend" still in braces, a petite, shory girl wearing blue started talking about how she had a new man who isn't such a partyer but then she added how she missed the fun we had. Also she mentioned how I promised her I'd be more responsible when for one I didn't drink and two I wasn't organizing the parties so what was I supposed to do. 

I tried to sex her twice but scene change saved her both times.

Then I was speaking to someone who thought I was graduating and I said, no I have one more year and besides I like it here.

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I graduate and become successful.

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35 years later I visit the old dorms and two of my old dorm mates are still there, fat, bald, and 56 using their parents' credit cards to live on. (I was still young). I spoke to them about credit card fraud and then I went to a fancy downtown at night to trawl for chicks but woke up after finding some Japanese waitresses.