it's a shame that sheep village wasn't an actual place, like the smurf village or something. imagine how great it would have been gathering all together. I would have made friends with all of you, I would have been nice, giving you all presents and buying drinks. then, one day, I would have rung the bells of the church, summoning you all in the town hall for a special announcement. I would have waited for you all to arrive, rushing in with curiosity and anticipation. only then I would have locked all the exits, barred every door, and set fire to the whole fucking building. speakers scattered throughout the village would have played rick astley's music to drown out all the screaming. as for those who had escaped, I would have personally hunted them down, relentlessly, one by one, making them wish they had burned alive. at night, a peaceful silence would have descended on the village, as its population of psychos, pedros and whores had slowly begun to seem a distant memory.
your lot needs to be wiped off the face of the earth like a whiff of hardened shit.