/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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nigga you fucked up big time

> ashley will never wiggle her hips on your lap in tune with this song

I feel it is my obligation, nay my sacred duty, to give equal time to a real not faux girl shaking her hips.

 https://youtube.com/watch?v=XJ16-epiTNI

 >>/2240/
hmm this one doesn't quite do it for me
here's what gets me going: https://youtube.com/watch?v=zvq9r6R6QAY

 >>/2242/
LOL, I guess we all have our sexual proclivities. But I'm sure we all agree who we'd really like to see swinging her hips in a short pleated skirt.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GE9A-HOJ068

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

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 >>/2243/
oh... I think I pick up what you're putting down.  heheheh

my sexual proclivities is ashley but whole

 >>/2246/
> will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus

That and being blind and stoned out of your mind.

 >>/2246/
> ashley will never help you capture fat women so you can make a suit out of their skin

GOODBYE HORSES

 >>/2253/
I can supply cheap fat women if you buy in bulk

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 >>/2249/
dang i'm losing it imagining lewd ash oc

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 >>/2255/
You could try and convince the drawfag

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 >>/2248/
Isn't that a 1960s hippie expression? Far out man, that's  some heavy shit. I like old stuff, it's radical.

 >>/2255/
This was always my favorite drawing. It encompasses so much of what was the Ash. Yeah, the good old days.

 >>/2255/
that has some pretty thorough detail in it.  unless he just edited the textures in (which is possible) he must have drawn the wood patterns on the wall and the designs on the sheets and pillows by hand.  this was probably like 8-10 hours of work.

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 >>/2255/
i'd give anything for another comfy Christmeese stream

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 >>/2280/
Me too. I watch the 2014 Christmeese stream every year around Christmas. Oh well, looking forward to Rose's annual Christmas video but of course it's just not the same.

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Ashley, I just want to hold you and keep you warm on cold nights. Please murder me and you can wear me as a jacket. I have really soft skin like a tranny.

 >>/2287/
 A self sacrificing, unselfish, chivalrous, self denying, altruistic act of kindness and unconditional love I have never seen. Bless you sir. I'm embarrassed to say that the most I would do would be to give her my coat, expensive as it may be.

 >>/2287/
are you a femboy
please say yes

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 >>/2289/
Soon

 >>/2290/
alright, well now you need to finish what you started and cut it off.
not the foreskin though.  cut off the penis but leave the foreskin.

 >>/2290/
I don't know what I expected by opening this. God damn it.

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 >>/2293/
Mama said they my magic shoes. Mama say they take me anywhere. Of course Mama use to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7C9Yqg13j0E

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-TkuB8s0TiM

Life is like a joke somebody can't tell properly. You never know when it will all just finally end.

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 >>/2240/
I have literally just now realized that op's video is men in drag. This whole time I thought Vietnamese women were just ugly as sin.

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 >>/2259/
If it did take 8-10 hours I'm sure it was a labor of love just like this one. If there are any groms or noobs here the person under the mistletoe waiting for THE Ash is Rand Paul.

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 >>/2301/
> Rand Paul

 >>/2302/
> ywn be ash's libertarian presidential candidate

 >>/2303/
Rand Paul is a republican actually.  would that be Ron Paul you're referring to?

 >>/2304/
Rand Paul is a member of the Republican Party but he identifies as a Constitutional Conservative and also as a Libertarian Conservative. Ash's Valentine boyfriend was Ron Paul but I guess "draw guy" drew in Rand Paul because Ron left Congress in 2013

 >>/2305/
I think it's just the Ron Paul cutout with the afro wig on it

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 >>/2306/
yeah

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 >>/2307/
how come politicians get all the 15 year olds

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 >>/2308/
Submitted for your approval:

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Ashley is mine

 >>/2310/
very true, but it doesn't move me, it needs something more to spark passion

 >>/2311/
dreadful picture

 >>/2313/
Why? Is it because this Christmas story contains a Jewish subplot?

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 >>/2314/
I don't like that dude's faces.  and DEATH to bullies.

Ashley, your eyes are normal.  your nose is normal.  there is nothing particularly unordinary about your face.

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 >>/2318/
Not to disagree with you, I understand what you're saying but I'd go one step further and say that the Ash's extreme cuteness is way above normal and far from ordinary.

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I want to bully her, bully her but whole...

j/k I wouldn't do anything like that to her. 

I just want to bug her, bugger her but whole...

Hey Mordecai, I think I see a whole dollar at the back of the oven, you think you can reach for it without getting stuck?

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 >>/2311/
ayy lmao

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 >>/2320/
> ywn never try to slap ash's bony tight ass and grab on hard to what little rump meat she's got going on back there

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 >>/2323/
I'm actually more interested in Nate's caulk