/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

 >>/5224/
> muh college is le bad
ok mrs smart computer nerd girl, what kind of job do you have?  IT support?  I'm going to be an actual software developer a year from now and not be poor anymore, at least until society collapses and I die in a guerilla war against the state.

mint and dissenter are just fine, it's certainly no worse than ubuntu and brave.  do I have to deal with either arch or gentoo and install everything with pacman for you to not shiggy diggy at me?

sorry when I said VPN I meant ISP.  I don't know which VPNs are good anyway.

I'm still not accepting that it's you without a timestamp.  there are pics of you as recent as 2018, maybe you figured out arch linux back then.
maybe I'm pissing you off, but you're nothing like how you used to be.  I don't know what the hell happened in these last few years to make you so venomous.  certainly not just simps drooling over you on the internet.

 >>/5227/
> I'm going to be an actual software developer a year from now and not be poor anymore
That's fine and all but don't tell your uncle to ban her off of xbox live.

 >>/5225/
computer science
whatever, maybe I'll worry about it later when I actually try to break free from windows

 >>/5228/
xd

 >>/5224/
Does bad dragon take bitcoin as payment for horse dildos? >>/5227/
> Not making your own laptop you made from scratch using silicon you mined using your own equipment.

 >>/5230/
I'm sure she went to their warehouse and paid with silver coins

 >>/5227/
I wish you luck in your job search, because the college kids I know who went into computer science are currently either unemployed or working at a grocery store. College degrees don't mean you'll be qualified for a job. Why not just get certs? As for me, I had a lucky crypto streak in 2018. If my math is right, I should be able to survive until 2028. After that, who knows.

> sorry when I said VPN I meant ISP. I don't know which VPNs are good anyway.
You've confused me more. You actually meant ISP? So "an ISP is the more important one" regarding using the internet. That makes no sense. All US ISPs are mega possed. You can't pick one ISP that isn't in bed with the government.

You aren't pissing me off. We're just having a conversation. You're supposed to banter and call each other faggots, it doesn't actually mean you hate the other person. When you guys call me retarded or say I have FAS, it doesn't bother me because I know it's a joke.

 >>/5230/
Actually I bought the dildo refurbished using Monero. It was only gently used and for 0.18 XMR you can't get a better deal. I know you were talking to him about silicon, but I've seen this argument before. If you're being serious, this all or nothing attitude is detrimental. No, I did not create the laptop from scratch, but I do use it in a responsible way to minimize fagman leaching into my life. It is corebooted for what it's worth.

 >>/5232/
> lucky crypto streak
now that's the kind of shit LB would say.  I'm only dubiously considering you possibly being Ashley for now.  one more pic, just like the other one but with a paper or something with text that distinguishes the picture as new.

what I meant is the ISP is what gives the most important data about you, maybe alongside the microphone of your phone if you talk to people irl about based matters.  if you don't have a VPN that the feds don't have their tentacles in, which frankly I'm skeptical exists, it doesn't matter if you have Temple OS, they see all your rebellion planning on /pol/ and 3d gun torrents.

ok that definitely wasn't just friendly banter, but IF you're Ashley then I'm sorry I was being a dick.  it wasn't directed at you, I thought you were laughing boy fucking around like he always does.
if it makes any difference to you, I've never said anything about you having FAS or that kind of thing.  I know people are sensitive about that stuff even if they act like they aren't.

also, I assume you were joking, and you probably don't care but if you actually do porn like you were implying I am out of here forever.  that is absolute peak degeneracy.

 >>/5233/
 >>/5232/ is probably LB then.  XMR came out in 2014 and there probably wasn't many public exchanges if Ash was 15 at the purchase of the horse dildo.  I could be wrong but just a thought.

 >>/5234/
well I doubt she bought it when she was 15 but if she's saying she uses crypto exclusively that's where I draw the line, you can't buy groceries and shit with only crypto.  or maybe she farms all her own food.
> tfw no off-the-grid Ruby Ridge gf

 >>/5235/
> well I doubt she bought it when she was 15
Hey, you never know.  I know I bought some questionable things at 15.

 >>/5236/
idk man i don't know that the fuck is going on here but there's definitely a possibility that she took that pic years ago and gave it to some inner circle person and LB gleaned it off them at some point.  figuring out arch before they made the installer for it would be very impressive though.  I tried and gave up once years ago.

 >>/5234/
You don’t have to use an exchange to get crypto. Why would someone use some KYC cuck exchange?

 >>/5235/
Correct, most stores don’t directly accept crypto. However, you can exchange crypto for cash or gift cards and buy what you want.

 >>/5238/
you're lying your ass off, stamp or fuck off.  congrats on triggering me though.

 >>/5239/
Dude I don't understand why you're so upset. I haven't said anything directly targeting you as a person. In fact, you've been the one dismissing my ideas of genuine concern over technology, and just insist I'm someone from your Discord. I've actually tried my best to be civil, throwing in some 4chan lingo for laughs. Quite frankly, you're the venomous one here. It's all personal attacks with very little discussion of the actual ideas.

Challenging your beliefs and habits shouldn't result in anger. I admit, I was wrong using Windows and Chrome in the past. However, I was open minded enough to realize why it wasn't the best idea, especially with other alternatives available. It's nothing to get angry about. I understand if it's frustrating when you find out you've been engaging in something harmful to yourself, but don't shoot the messenger.

At the end of the day, we're on some chinese cartoon discussion website, it's not that important to get angry about. I'm guessing you have irl things going on and this is what you've pinned the stress on. I would also guess that part of you knows I'm right regarding the things we've talked about. If so, that's great and you can take the steps mentioned to better your technology habits, or not. It's up to you.

If I'm Ashley, you're sorry and you agree with the ideas presented. However, if I'm someone else, then you get angry and I'm a niggerfaggot, etc. Self reflect, because you shouldn't abide by someone else's opinion just because they're cute.

TLDR chill out, it's all good. and yes I'm actually ashley. You'll see. Oh... you'll all see.

 >>/5240/
no you aren't.  I hope lightning strikes you for real.

 >>/5241/
Yeah okay, psycho.

holy fuck this thread. if it really is ashley she should post proof because this college kid might actually kill himself lmao

This has unironically been the most entertaining thing on the board. We've reached the point where we can larp an entertaining Ash substitute.

 >>/5244/
Heh, heh, any port in the storm I guess.

 >>/5244/
a really gay and degenerate Ash substitute

 >>/5246/
> anyone that disagrees with me is degenerate

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 >>/5196/
Their intentions are far worse than that.

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 >>/5203/
No nigger, it isn't me. I haven't posted here since the 1st. I have a life outside this place at my mind numbing job making minimum wage. j/k I don't work with niggers because I'm  racist. Why are you so interested in me? You trying to colonoscopy my corn hole, fagman?
 >>/5205/
> Discord is for children and transsexuals.
But it's also the best place to post bad things about Chicoms because they see it on their end.
> you'll see. You'll all see.
Come and see? See and come? Sea of come. Whatever it may be. My body is ready.
 >>/5207/
> Honestly every time I post here you guys always shit on me about how I’m stupid or wrong
Does it upset you when I pick on you because I just do that because I actually like you. I'd love to sit with you and talk about things like this. I have no one to talk to irl because everyone thinks I'm crazy.
> I’m starting to suspect you guys just liked my videos because of mah ‘giner
Pretty much. You should ban everyone but Seabee and me because we've been faithful. Speaking of being faithful. Seabee is already married btw.
 >>/5208/
Maybe you're autistic? Autism speaks. It's time to listen. So you agree we're perfect for one another, do you?
 >>/5209/
> I am an attractive 23 year old who isn't overweight.
That's absolutely perfect.
> I also don't write like a tard, so I guess proper sentence structure can come across as cold.
That's why I don't do it, I swear. I'm not retarded. ;)
 >>/5212/
> kill yourself diaper dan
That's not me nigger. I no longer post as dapper_dan or laughing_boy. It just got way too confusing. I go by danny_boy now out of respect for Ashley's undying love of the British people ;)
> should I have dropped out of high school like you?
Yeah. I mean, wtf are you gonna do with all that extra math? You designing rocket ships on minimum wage or something? Congratulations, you got a pretty piece of paper that says you're just as intelligent as the gorilla sitting next to you. Toss your cap way high and hug your mom on her special day so now she doesn't have to feel like shit about her kid. You're a certified legal adult now, unless you committed a pretty heinous crime beforehand, in which case, you're already considered an adult.
> But when these ideas are said with a questionable identity, now my ideas are viewed as retarded.
It's because they think you are me trolling them again. They always mistake posts of mine as being yours. Ashley, I know what you're thinking. You're probably thinking if I come back, will they still like me? That's a good question, Ashley. Thanks for asking. I do often wonder that very same thing. If Ashley comes back, will they still like me and judging by the reactions in this thread, I can't deny the fact that you like me. You really, really like me.
 >>/5220/
You still have Garfield. Do you still have your purple penguin pillow? Your butthole is nice and all, but I'd rather have a converstion with you. We can talk about your butthole if you want. Is that a horse dick? At least it's white. I'm actually more interested on your views of sodomy now considering you stick things in your butt. I don't stick things in my butt. Are girls allowed to do sodomy? Just not guys? Or it is even sodomy when a girl does it? Does it even matter? I don't like faggots. I saw one the other day with the monkeypox. Some sick shit. It was a homless guy.

 >>/5223/
Hey Pivot. Apparently Ashley likes ponies too. What were you even worried about me doxing you for man? It all worked out in the end fren

 >>/5227/
What's wrong faggot? Is this too much of a woman for you to handle? How are you all not fighting the urge to rape her? You should all be beating off one another, oh wait, you probably are because you're all a bunch of homos

 >>/5232/
Neat. You have crypto too. Are you really this smart because I'm not intimidated. Capeshit aside. I've always thought Batgirl/ Oracle was hot.
 >>/5233/
> lucky crypto streak
>  >now that's the kind of shit LB would say.
We're perfect for one another
 >>/5234/
Yeah probably. You guys are pretty dumb huh
 >>/5235/
> wanting your GF shot by feds
 >>/5240/
He doesn't realize he's part of the problem and has been brainwashed. It doesn't compute and he's malfunctioning like the gaybot he is
 >>/5241/
I was struck and I lived bitch. Not a scratch on me. I know it seems unimaginable, but it happened and you know I'm telling the truth because I'm not a Holocaust survivor

 >>/5253/
apparently she likes textwalls just like you, you guys have a lot in common in fact, I'm sure you're about to have a fascinating conversation

 >>/5258/
Social media has conditioned you to have an extremely short attention span, so anything over 3 sentences is a wall of unreadable text to you.

 >>/5260/
leave me alone fag, talk to the other guy who just replied to you 8 times

 >>/5261/
Why do you reply if you don't want a response? Nigga just close your eye aha

 >>/5207/
Ashley, tell me why you stuck the TracFone in your butt? Is this to get back at your mom? You don't have to do that. I'll buy you some minutes at Walmart if you need it that bad

 >>/5220/
that ain't falco

Ashley, how bad is your anxiety now? Are you still afraid of storms? There are no Mexicans under your bed or at your window. Has all pleasure become a guilty pleasure now because of your anxiety? If you want to meet up, we can do it somewhere you'll feel safe. Like at a police station. You're not black so you have nothing to worry about. I'll probably already be there after beating up your dad to prove myself to you.

 >>/5268/
If you want to relieve Ashley's anxiety of storms and tornadoes become a storm chaser in her area. You will earn her respect and admiration and you won't have to beat up her dad to prove yourself to her. As a show of appreciation she may even allow you to hang out with us for awhile, no guarantees on that though.

 >>/5226/
That intel sticker doesnt look old enough. What about IME? Do you trust systemd?

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hey guys, ashley here. i mean ashton. i'm sorry things got so heated in this thread, but i'm not sorry for being objectively correct. i just want to pool our knowledge and resources so that we can escape the glowies together.

on an unrelated topic, i've been slamming 5-6 grams of l-arginine lately and it makes my little clittydick HUGE. picrel. you guys beat off today too or just me?

be detailed.

 >>/5271/
I do believe that this pic was actually taken by the poster

 >>/5271/
what a terrible day to have eyes

 >>/5267/
Tell me more. Why should I be running Falco? That is a genuine question. I read over the github page and it seems like valuable software. However, my laptop is not running as a server, and I use the application level firewall opensnitch to detect and block unwanted outbound connections. I'm also confident that my local network is reasonably secure. I'm not convinced that Falco is necessary for my threat model but I'm willing to be convinced otherwise.

 >>/5270/
It's corebooted, which is more than good enough for my threat model. I did it because it was actually really interesting to learn about, and I must not be that retarded because I didn't brick my machine. Like most thinking people, I have misgivings about systemd. Overreach being one of the primary problems. Frankly, I should look into using a different init system, however, by the time I was really getting into Linux, systemd was basically in everything. I haven't taken the time to make that switch yet. I probably should switch to Artix.

 >>/5271/
Fake. Where is piss bottle, poop sock, and syringes filled with t?

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 >>/5220/
this is what happens when you let your kid use the computer unsupervised and they discover 4chan at age 12

 >>/5279/
Many such cases

 >>/5271/
uncut is that you?

 >>/5279/
> I dunno how much it wiggles man!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WO5859x0Gms

 >>/5269/
I am the storm. I was struck by lightning

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> AshLinux trying to block a cookie from horsecockdildoluvers.net

 >>/5290/
There are no cookies on my gentoo computer.  I have a security system that will automatically trace the coordinates and launch an ICBM at any server that attempts to store cookies.

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 >>/5209/
> who isn't overweight.

 >>/5571/
I don't understand why the border. Nice, tho.

 >>/5590/
idk I felt like it needed framing or something.
It turned out so well on its own, that maybe its a case of "I havent done much so I should do something"