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why not allowed to post cock

...plus does she even visit this board
someone who might be her posts sometimes but they won't prove it so it's probably a troll
and the rule on endchan is you can post your cock but only if you write "sorry" on it in permanent marker
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>>/4564/

...just trying to get her to open my cock photo

suppose it would be great if she logs in then
>>/4565/
logs in on what?
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>>/4566/

...i mean just whatever she does on the computer
>>/4567/
penguin chat 3
and her id is Mechahitler
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...shut down like 2005
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she has FAS, so she probably doesnt know how to "log in" to this website
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>>/4570/

...just lookin for a bit of dirty bedroom time actually
>>/4571/
are you Indian?
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>>/4572/

...no i got a white cock

but i cant post it cos ill get banned
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oh thats a shame then
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>>/4574/

...i mean like i got photos of my cock at the minute

but i just cant post them cos then ill get banned
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>>/4575/
you know what they say on 4chan, "as long as you spoiler it it's okay"
>>/4576/

...they were spoiled like a pair of boobs, 

but board admin removed them and said "no"
>>/4577/
like I said, you have to write "sorry" on it or it's not allowed
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>>/4578/

...so sort of global question then but can i just

edit the picture
>>/4579/
no.  you have to write sorry on it in marker, that's the only exception to the rule.
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>>/4580/

...i sat here nestled a massive cock so

little sorry or big sorry
>>/4581/
it has to cover most of it and also be at least big enough to read
and no more reddit spacing either.  that's a bannable offense
>>/4582/

...no need for a paragraph on my cock

and plus i have some underwear erection pictures but theyd not be allowed to i suppose
>>/4583/
if you post an underwear erection picture the rule is you have to also post a video of yourself shocking your balls with a taser
>>/4584/

...legit do

will i get banned for posting my underwear /with erection placing right
>>/4586/
if you also post a video of you tasing your balls along with it then it's ok, otherwise you'll be banned
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>>/4587/

...she is in her underwear

so i cant picture i wouldnt be

..... WHO WILL SAY .....

can i actually post a underwear erection without being banned
>>/4588/
I'm saying you can, but only if you post a video alongside it of you tasing your balls.  do you understand?
>>/4589/

...can i obviously edit over the erection

and post a flat underwear picture
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yeah that's ok
>>/4570/
Don't be silly anon, she knows how to log in.
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>>/4591/

...like dis but with the erection picture

at the minute its shielded to see if i get ban
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>>/4593/

...no ban

but i am tempting the real pic
>>/4593/
is that you Genrih?
and yeah you can post a censored dick pic but you have to ask the site admins for permission first [email protected]
>>/4595/

...just wondered why i was getting banned

not a grand offering
>>/4596/
are you sure you're white?  I'm not so sure...
>>/4596/
You sure do love your ellipses...
>>/4570/
Yeah, the Ash does have FAS.
    Facete Acerbic Sweetheart
             or
    Fantastic Amazing Shmoopie
>>/4597/

...i am white
>>/4598/

...it does say over 18+ so i thought my cock would be okay

then again it does specifically say "pleased stop posting your cock" so i dunno why
>>/4602/
what do you gotta post your cock so bad for anyway?  so Ashley will talk to you?  we've been barking up that tree for a while dude
>>/4603/

...just looking at will i get banned

cos its over 18 but sometimes ask no cock photo so
>>/4604/
You won't get banned for posting your dick (that doesn't mean that you shouldn't go to 4/soc/) but I do want to ban you for your low quality posts.  You don't need to ask the same question and make the same comment over and over again.  Once is enough.
>>/4605/
Good retort. It was getting old and annoying.
>>/4605/
he's fine we'll take anyone we can get to fill the empty space with shitpost landfill.  the previous guy who held that role might be dead so he's right on time
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...well here goes this

i hope i post another one soon
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RIP In Peace

>>/4610/
YOU'RE LUCKY ITS PRIDE MONTH YOU FA---ntastic person...
>>/4610/
damn faggot what's wrong with you
I don't see any "sorry" on that dick MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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dis sandwich whichever
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dis sandwich whichever
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what do you actually make of this picture

is compared to the next one
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why do you have that gay sock?  are you a fag?
and you have a terrible cock.  very ugly, 2/10
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>>/4620/

i am just posting this at ashley actually

i think it some footwear
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admin I take it back please ban him
unless he writes "sorry" on his dick from now on
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it would be a shame if ashley logged in and saw this

absolutely incorrect in her direction
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does she have anything where

she goes on it live
thanks admin
horrible cock.  horrible.
I thought that was the Mongolian bull worm
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you should've listened to me and wrote sorry on that sandworm
>>/4650/

make no difference in my opinion
>>/4740/
that's one of the global rules: "One must not post dick pics, but if one does post a dick pic it must clearly show the word "sorry" legibly written on the phallus in permanent marker, otherwise the poster shall be banned."
>>/4741/

just wanted some sex with kaya
>>/4742/
which one
from attack on titan?
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>>/4743/

dis one
>>/4744/
so you think if you post your dick enough then she'll like you?
>>/4745/

no but i just askin if the size is actually impressive
>>/4746/
no it's too small
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>>/4747/

and actually how big will it have to be then
>>/4744/
Who is the kawaii babe? This isn't you trying to be Ashley is it? You wouldn't be the first anon here to start transitioning in an attempt to be her
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actually sunny
>>/4776/
There was a trans Ashley? I think that version of Ashley would appeal more to the zoomers. Save regular Ashley for us millennials!
>>/4776/
I could do it.  my face looks sort of similar to hers and I have the same hair.  I definitely couldn't pass though, I'm clearly male from my jaw and brow shape, so in other words I'd be a quintessential tranny Ash.
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im actually straight
>>/4785/
what do you mean
>>/4787/
I think it means she's into guys
>>/4795/
she?  is that Ashley?

>>/4785/
are you Ashley?
what do you mean you're straight?
>>/4796/

im not ashley
>>/4797/
oh good, cause I already became tranny Ash without asking her first
>>/4799/

pics or didnt happen
>>/4810/
idk man there are some shady characters here, maybe I don't want to post my face
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>>/4625/

i suppose this is my cock you could just use that as a reference
>>/4812/
I'm gonna keep my eyes out for that cock at the gay clubs
when I find you there's gonna be hell to pay
>>/4813/

im not gay

actually why
>>/4814/
how are you not gay and posting your dick for a bunch of dudes on the internet to look at
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>>/4813/
Damn. You got to approach this with caution. You're going to have to rub him off a bit at the gay club to get his cock rock hard... you know, just to make sure the suspect's cock matches up to the cock in the pictures. Slip those shaved babies into a cock ring just to make sure his cock and balls are feeling all the pain. Make him cum to feel the shame. That'll teach this fag
>>/4820/
how are you not gay and you clearly got a brazilian butt lift and shaved your ass?
wait... Luke was that you all along?
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actually some girls are using it
>>/4825/
it's all guys here my man.  lots of guys looking at your microwaved sausage.
and one girl who checks in every couple months or so
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ah damn I forgot to put a password on it
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i hope she sees it actually
>>/4845/
what do you think will happen if she sees it?
>>/4846/

i hope she gets naked for a good bed time
>>/4824/
No, I was not Luke all along.
>>/4848/
is that your ass?  it's big and round like a girl's
>>/4847/
Ashley won't be impressed by your dick.  if you want to win Ashley's heart you have to write the best poetry for her.  you have to write better poetry than any of her fanboys.
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i would like to see her response actually
>>/4860/
she doesn't care about your dick, you have to write poetry
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are you a girl

actually
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what else can she suck actually
>>/4870/
A hard-boiled egg
>>/4851/
No, that's Luke's ass. Luke was a bit of an exhibitionist.
>>/4872/
damn, I hate to admit it but he passes.  I still wouldn't touch him or go near him but I'd bet he fools drunk guys at the club all the time.
There are no rabbis here baby boy. Don't be posting underage baby dicks on our board. Ashley thinks butt of sluts. Don't listen to anon. He talks too much. Ashley hates poetry. If you want to woo Ashley, you gotta post a vocaroo of you reciting Shakespeare on the board. Ashley secretly loves Shakespeare. She fantasizes about Sir Patrick Stewart OBE sneaking into her room at night and tickling her with his feather pen whilst whispering sonnets into her ear.
>>/4874/
why you gotta be like that dog I'm tryna get a grammatically stunted poem out of this eurotrash boy
>>/4873/
I don't think Luke leaves his apartment. Also, you are gay if you can't tell that's a man butt. There was more lewd content shared by him but I only saved this one for the lulz because I'm not gay. He flipped because we weren't using his correct pronouns and left shortly after.
>>/4876/
does he still have any online accounts he's active on?  I'll go convince him to become a normal man again, and then we'll get him to come back and convince Ashley to make a video.
this plan will definitely work.
>>/4873/
youre just a faggot. I could tell that is a dudes ass and I dont even watch gay porn!

>>/4876/
lol what a tranny manwhore. when was he last active? hes probably killed himself by now. good riddance.
>>/4883/
hey now.  he may be a tranny, he may be an exhibitionist.  and he may be a disgusting faggot.  and maybe he really should kill himself.  but he's still my friend, and I won't let anyone talk that way about him.
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i am not gay im straight
>>/4890/
You won't be when I'm done with you, kitten.
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I meant Luke but yeah you too
>>/4892/

just saiyan im waiting to bang ashley
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Idk? It was several years ago. His was posting under the name netburn on 8ch. He did tell us he wants to be a mother and experience childbirth. Ashton would probably be the father. Anyway, it's not gonna happen because I'm gonna be Ashley's baby
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You mean you're waiting on Ashton to bang you with his meatloaf. You would no anything for love, right?
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ah, it's probably just a phase, he'll grow out of it
forgot if this was already posted

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