I thought I was forgetting something. Don't you all realize the significance of today's date? It's June 19th. Garfield's birthday. I ran into the other room and told my dad. He started crying manly tears. I had no idea Garfield was that important to him. I've been telling my coworkers but they clearly aren't as enthusiastic about Garfield as I am.
hey man. be respectful. june 19th isn't about garfield. don't be talking abotu garfield on father's day
I just realized you were joking about father's day and not "juneteenth", so my joke wasn't that funny. oh well.
they're afraid of the orange cat.
A bigger match than Rose vs Ash. I've got my money on Heathclif, he's more of a street cat.
I see that must be what those fireworks were forhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=c-Wk3X09U6Q
Wtf is a juneteenth?
Never mind, I figured it out
Juneteenth supplants Father's Day and ironically 90% of niglets running around don't know who their daddy is.
just went out for cigs
it's the day we celebrate the anniversary of Eminem, Shia Labeouf, Shaun King, and all the other brave allies taking a knee and shaking their fist at the sky for George Floyd
Fun fact: Garfield hates niggers more than Mondays.
excuse me, please refrain from saying the N word on Juneteenth (observed)
can anybody double check the math on this? big if true.
maybe we should start deporting them to Australia again. well, idk Australia's kind of far away, maybe somewhere closer.
and yeah the math is right
Au contraire, the farther away the better.
Ash it's time, your guy needs you againhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=rb-ukiHTFyg
I meant Africa
Subliminally I was implying Saturn.
is that you Zack? are you an upside-down man?
nah yeah, fair dinkum
So I'm assuming that you're an Aussie. I remember I used to converse with an Aussie on Ashley's old 8chan board. I had the opportunity to hang out with some Aussie troopers when I was serving in Afghanistan. Good people. I tried to be cool and said to one of them, "Well, how are things in the upback". He looked at me and laughed and said, "No, mate, the outback." Good guys, like the accent but I guess you Aussies think that it's us Yanks that have the accent.
it's ok I forgive you
ok I'll post this instead
are you sure you're not like 50 or 60?
Seabee is just Ashley's stepdad trying to see nudes of his stepdaughter because he heard she had posted videos online that had upset her mother but he had no idea what he would actually be in for when he finally found the archive.
And you kiss your sister with that mouth?
Danny im gonna steal your wife. I'm gonna cover her in barbecue sauce and chase her around the house with a spear yelling "TALLY HO!!!"
damn dude I hope that joke wasn't too close to home...
I may have a latent psychic ability.
> I'm gonna cover her in barbecue sauce and chase her around the house with a spear yelling "TALLY HO!!!"
Are we sure you're not the crazy one here?
who's me? I'm just simp #37 around here
Is 37 the number of dicks you've sucked?