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Dear board owner,

There are way too much tranny and gay shenanigans going on here and I will be the bigger person and say that I do not tolerate it. I'm asking nicely, can you please make me a mod? I won't ban anyone or remove posts unless it meets the following conditions:

1. Talking positively about gays or trannies

Please respond, board owner. We have 0 rules as it stands and recently it feels like this place has gone down hill. I'm coming back soon and I just want to make sure this place is cleaned up for my return. I will allow you to continue your functions as a unpaid employee of mine.

I'm actually not kidding, I really want to be a moderator of my own board. I just wanna ban trannies and tranny sympathizers. Thoughts?
 >>/5725/
Your opinion is irreverent unless you are the board owner. You are just a tranny lover like all the rest of them, faggot. See what I mean, BO? Can't we fix this?
 >>/5729/
you have to press the post button if you post a picture, if you press enter from the captcha it disappears
that's what we get for using this site
 >>/5731/
Ahhh, her voice is like bells on the wind. How it soothes me.

Since Ash's mental health seems to be in a pretty good place, I vote for the owner to hand off the board to the rightful owner.
it sounded off.  could've just been her screaming voice which I don't think I've heard an example of before, but I'm not convinced enough to give it my stamp of approval.
Admin I don't think you should allow it unless she posts a timestamped pic that shows her face.  I think this might be a really dedicated troll.
 >>/5739/
Who cares what you think you faggot? Stop ruining threads to make them about your personal opinion. Back to the topic at hand.
 >>/5740/
ok sure, the topic at hand is Ashley being the mod.  I think she can be the mod if she posts irrefutable proof that it's her.
you could also just email them btw https://endchan.gg/.static/contact.html
ITT newfags and retards.
that's obviously her voice.
the board admin should give the board to ashley. at least with ash it would be fun. allow our queen to banhammer the tranny scourge
 >>/5741/
that's to contact the endchan team you slavering mongoloid. they wont just hand off a board to someone. the current owner of the board has to give it to ash
 >>/5741/
Thats endchan admins you retard. Not the baord owner. When I am mod you will be the first to go. You are always shitting this board up. You are probably a tranny. You aren't the BO so you cannot make the rules as to what will make me a mod. Tranny shit hole fucking piece of shit asshole retard
 >>/5746/
hello my queen. i hope that when you're in charge you do regular dick checks. to make sure we're not trannies. like a nazi. show me your penises instead of papers. lol

please touch me
 >>/5742/
Well only negative talk about ashton would be acceptable. Say something bad about how you want to make him take his meds and make sure he gets out of bed to shower his bald patch regularly.
she would probably just delete the board if she had control. or put unicorn or harry style pics pics all over it. let her start her own board if she wants to be mod.
 >>/5750/
I will have you know that I was the board owner and silently moderated, by which I mean I provided 0 moderation, to the original 8chan /ashleyj/ board up until it's deletion. I wont delete the board but I will delete you, bitch
 >>/5725/
> trans women are real women
lol
lmao

 >>/5731/
Make videos. Make videos. Make videos. Make videos. MAKE VIDEOS. WHY AREN'T YOU MAKING VIDEOS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 >>/5752/
Jesus fucking christ I cant tell if you always pretend to be fucking retarded or if youre actually genuinely retarded. You dont understand how this website works, read the fucking page you linked. They dont just hand out boards to people, first it has to be claimable, then you can email the website owner for control. The website owner will not just add moderators to a board. A board owner must do that. Do I have to explain to you how to wipe your own ass while I'm at it?
 >>/5754/
I have made about 11 videos since the beginning of this year. They are far, far better than my past videos. You can actually understand what I'm saying and the music isn't too loud. I'm returning shortly, but not before I can get the tranny situation under control. What video ideas do you have? And I dont want to hear anything from the annoying kid that ruins threads.

And the news you've all anticipated: Derrick, Derrick's Mom, Barry, Linda, Mordecai, and a few new characters will all be back. Better than ever.
 >>/5755/
> if you are contacting us about claiming, please email us and include your case-sensitive Endchan username
that doesn't really sound like what you said.  I'd bank on them doing it rather than begging the board owner.
 >>/5759/
Retard. This board is not claimable. You should also have quoted how a board will have "claimable" besides it if it's claimable. You are so fucking retarded its unreal. A board can be claimable if it has not been logged into by the board owner for a certain period of time. Can you read that?
 >>/5757/
the only real reason not to post a timestamped pic is because you don't want people to recognize you irl.  if you're gonna make videos showing your face soon anyway and you're so dedicated to getting mod authority it shouldn't be a big deal.
 >>/5757/
Literally anything. You don't know how much I've needed to know we haven't been completely forgotten. But if I had to choose a topic, I'd like to see a video on how the war in Ukraine is a joke and Putin has done literally nothing wrong.

 >>/5758/
I mean, we all know she died in that Pepsi truck accident, but I'm willing to accept a quality imitation. I am completely okay with some random girl printing out Ashley's face and taping it over hers so long as the voice and soul is passable.
 >>/5761/
Hello samefag. The only reason I'm not doing that is now because of you. I will now never post a timestamped picture of me because youve been annoying. If the board owner wants to provide me with a means of contacting and proving myself, I will do so in a private exchange with me and the Board Owner. But I am not your little whore.
 >>/5765/
Board owner can prove they're board owner when posting. It's not something you can fake. It will show up as red text near the Anonymous field. I'm not retarded.
 >>/5764/
no the only reason you're not doing it is because you aren't her and cannot.  anyone who's been on the internet for more than a couple years can smell backpedaling.
he can play your game if he wants, he can probably see an id on your post and tell if you're one of the other regulars here though.  last (you) from me unless you post better proof than that vocaroo.  (it was funny though I'll give you that)
 >>/5769/
seabee I've always wanted to ask: do you have a legitimate mental disorder of any kind? what kind of meds are you on? genuine question no offense intended.
 >>/5770/
Fuck off tranny lover. I suppose my vocaroo dedicated to you the other day wasn't enough. I'm ready to talk with fans who actually appreciate me.
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Never once fallen out of my heart's eye. To this day I still look to have an Ashley of my own. There just isn't any other ideal. Ashley set the bar too high and even now it's still where she left it.
 >>/5763/
I remember a lot of people hated my green screen videos, when in retrospect, they were my most well performing videos. Help me figure this out. I really want to green screen Derrick going to court, but I don't know why he'd be at court. Well I do have an idea, but I want to steal your ideas just in case it's better than mine.

I also have too many pedophile and tranny videos, so I need to switch things up a bit. I have a new pedophile character, a tranny one, a salesman.
 >>/5775/
> hated my green screen videos
Not a single one of your videos were ever bad. Not a single one.
> I don't know why he'd be at court.
A big story recently was the politician getting bitchy with Kiwifarms and trying to shut them down. Maybe something with that. I know the whole Chrischan raping his mom thing is old news that's been beaten to death and I have no idea if he's gone to trial or not, but that's the first thing that comes to mind.
> a salesman
Does he sell beauty cream made from the foreskins of circumcised babies?
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Quit annoying my future wife, Pivot. She may not be able to delet you on the board yet, but I'll come delet you at your door.
 >>/5776/
Politician, you mean the tranny? Look how these freaks shove themselves into our lives. We don't have to tolerate them around here, though. Once I'm back in control. The way I'm coming back, it will be hard to shut me down. I'm gonna stay turned on.

Mordecai isn't the salesman this time around. He has become independently wealthy due to his ownership of Disney, Walmart, Procter & Gamble, Amazon, Netflix, and other stocks which skyrocketed during the fake corona virus hoax. 

Speaking of monetary gain, I will also be accepting and encouraging Monero donations. Only Monero or pizza gift cards. Monero is on sale right now, so you guys should start stocking up.
 >>/5779/
> you mean the tranny?
Yeah, Marjorie Taylor Greene, the tranny "conservative" politician. 
> pizza gift cards
How do we send you stuff for paleo diet?
 >>/5775/
Your green screens were great, karate kid's belt system and chickk angel were very entertaining. 
How about Derrick goes to court for sexual harassment and his mom hires Mordechi to defend him. Having 3 personalities in one vid would be a lot of work but would be well worth it,
 >>/5782/
Are you calling me fat? I don't need to go on a Paleo diet, we aint cavemans or some shit. We have pizza, we should eat it. Well, I actually don't have pizza.

Fun fact time. Once on a livestream I said my favorite pizza place was Papa Johns. This was a major lie. I hate that place. My all time favorite is actually Papa Murphys, but I wasn't sure if it was local, so I ended my sentence with "Johns". The only good thing about Papa Johns is that Papa John calls the dark people God burnt niggers.
 >>/5784/
Papa Murphy or Little Caesar. I mostly eat Papa Murphy, but I only get Papa Murphy once every few weeks. I don't know if I will turn fat if I get pizza gift cards. I guess that's up to you guys to decide. I only want to accept food gift cards in an effort to cut ties with physical items. When you're training to leave this reptilian reality, it's important to not be caught up in physical materialism.
 >>/5785/
Pizza isn't real food. You need to eat the flesh of the fallen to gain their spiritual power. How else are you going to get by when civilization collapses?
> Papa Johns
I haven't had that in years, I don't even remember how it was. Only that it wasn't as greasy as Pizza Hutt or Domino's.
 >>/5783/
> 3 personalities in one vid would be a lot of work
You haven't seen anything yet.

I like the idea of Mordecai being the lawyer. I heard it's getting really expensive to hire him these days. If only Derrick's mom could figure something out before the court date. Will Mordecai get Derrick off? Only time will tell in this epic reality courtroom TV escapade
 >>/5785/
> I said my favorite pizza place was Papa Johns. This was a major lie. I hate that place.
We thought we knew thee. Now you're gonna tell us you hate sausage pizza and Pepsi? I've never been to Papa Murphy's. The nearest one is 125 miles away. We have a Mellow Mushroom though.
Full "fan of Ashley" disclosure time. My family were hasidic jews for a while and I've only had pizza once in my life when my aunt snuck me to Pizza Hut as a toddler. Back then the Hut (as it was then called) was like a full fancy restaurant. Kind of like an Applebee's nowadays. They had dim lighting, couch-like booths and tabletop arcade Pac-man. Long story short, I'm lactose intolerant and got horrible stomach cramps and diarrhea.
 >>/5789/
Actually you are correct. I no longer eat meat and I haven't consumed soda in years. I usually get my pizza with a lot of vegetables or just cheese like a little girl. Don't get me wrong, I really enjoy the taste of meat. However, I have cut out a lot of unhealthy foods from my diet and meat, in my opinion, is one of them. How most meat is sourced is nasty when you look into it. Animals are treated in awful conditions, which is something I disagree with since I have a fondness for animals, and they load these animals up with a bunch of BS. Things like hormones, antibiotics, steroids. They give them this stuff so the animals survive. They live in such shit conditions that they wouldn't survive or grow much without drug aid. And all that goes into your mouth. Hearing and seeing how they slaughter animals is heart breaking. I have lived just fine without meat, in fact, it's made me more conscious on healthy foods I should eat. I don't ever feel starved. Plus, fasting is actually good for you. It has a lot of health benefits and is something most people should try out here and there. It's a myth we need to eat 3 meals a day -- this myth is formed around the slave work day.

I know not supporting the meat industry triggers people for some reason, I think because it's hard to admit to yourself that how the animals are treated is wrong. For some, it's easier to live in denial or be proud of the fact they support awful conditions. I am partly a hypocrite because I still eat cheese, and this is something I'd like to change soon. I'm not someone who will scream at you for eating meat, because that only causes more divide. I would like to advocate for people to be more conscious about where their meals come from and what the meat industry is like behind closed doors, but I am like this when it comes to most food production. I won't scream at someone for eating corn syrup, but I do think it's a good idea to know why it isn't great for you and how it's in most processed foods.
 >>/5786/
You actually like Little Caesars? Like, as in, actually eat it? Me too and I get shit for it all the time. Pizza will definately make you fat. Take me with you when you go. I already live as a hermit in the wilderness. I do seek to escape the mortal plane in search of enlightenment as well. I assure you I'm currently not on any prescription meds or illegal drugs.
 >>/5794/
Yeah, I eat it through my mouth hole and it digests in my intestines and then I shit it out too. They always give me a hard dump, though. It's from too much gluten. I like to get the Italian Cheese Bread (they call it an ICB in the back) or I get an extra most bestest with extra cheese. I don't recommend their ranch, it is too sweet. I think they add in sugar in the ranch, which I dislike.

I want to warn you that any entity when you pass who says you need to reincarnate in order to learn from your mistakes, or to become more enlightened, is an actual reptilian. This is something I want to talk about in my videos. These beings trick souls into reincarnating back onto Earth. This is why you may hear Earth referred to as the "Prison Planet". It sounds crazy to most normies, but I have done a lot of spiritual research and growth. A lot of thought has been put into this subject. Once you start learning little pieces from different people, cultures, etc. you learn just how insane our "reality" is. I guess it almost isn't accurate to call it a reality.
 >>/5793/
As a fellow lover of animals I respect your decision to not eat meat and for not passing judgement on those that do eat meat. I'm conflicted, I like animals and I like a hamburger now and then. My cousin doesn't eat meat and she is gently trying to convince me to give meat up. So far I've reduced my meat intake so we'll see what happens. As far as soda goes, never touch the stuff, loaded with way too much sugar. Glad to hear you ended your Pepsi addiction.

Sadly there's no Papa Murphy in my state but I always felt that you can't beat the pizza and Sicilian pizza  made by an independent mom and pop local pizzeria.
 >>/5793/
I actually agree with those sentiments although I admit I do not abide by them. I could go into further detail on these subjects. Life is strange ain't it? You spend your youth thinking that life revolves around you while something else has theirs cut short. All they are, all they'll ever be is remains in a tin can. The absurdity of it all is why I must believe in a higher power regardless of what faggots tell me.
Based Ashley. I've been a vegetarian for almost a full year. It's really not that difficult. I'm actually far healthier and I don't have to feel guilty about killing innocent animals. Hitler was a vegetarian too.
 >>/5796/
> Yeah, I eat it through my mouth hole and it digests in my intestines and then I shit it out too.
No freaking way. I do that too. We have so much in common. I gotta have my gluten. It does wonders for my schizophrenia. I'd say my interpretation of reality would be dulled without it. Don't worry about me in the mystical realm, babe. I descend from Welsh nobility. I know all the druid tricks.
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On the topic of animals and eating their delicious flesh, I do follow that the cruelty and Jewishness of the meat processing is abhorrent. Obviously people aren't all farmers anymore or have access to local farmers or delis like in the good old days, which makes it a morally troubling issue. If people want to eat meat as an objection to the KIKE standards of the day, or because they're a bunch of hippies who may or may not take animals rights a bit overboard, then understandable. So be it. Eat what you will. However, humans are omnivores for a reason. Our monkey ancestors benefited from having options. I have to make the argument that you're not going to change millions of years of beneficial collection of nutrients in what is a span of some blip in time or that, realistically, humans will somehow move beyond the need of variation. There isn't always going to be the access to just edible plants. Sometimes shit's gotta die. Should it be merciful for the beasts? Of course, yes, absolutely, and the critters should live their lives carefree in wide open planes of whatever. Should, however, is just an ideal. Ideal isn't reality. Lacking the ideal, the reality is that I'm gonna be eating some poor suffering animal's carcass that's probably laden with questionable chemicals. I could go green, sure. But aren't farmable plants covered in pesticides and other wacky chemicals? Fed fluoridated water? Do plants not suffer in their own way? As far as I see it, if everything is suffering, what could it possibly matter. The cow and the tomato plant are both grown in cramped, unclean, poisonous conditions. They have no concept of freedom or health or bond. Suffering is suffering and hunger is hunger. As all suffer, all must eat. If it makes no difference then I'll eat the cow as I'll eat the tomato I slap on the burger. It doesn't matter. It should matter. The people responsible for this should be lined up and tossed into a ditch. But it doesn't. That nobody does anything about it shows that. It doesn't matter and god damn I love me some cow.
 >>/5724/
Maybe we should have a vote.  I don't know if that would make me more or less comfortable handing over mod but it would be interesting to see the result along with knowing how many individuals come here regularly.  The reason why I claimed this board was to preserve a platform surrounding this community and to participate in discussion.  It's the age old question on these parts of the internet: Should we maintain board culture or free speech absolutism?  I don't know what is the right thing to do but I do have my leanings.
 >>/5803/
First off, we need to actually know beyond a shadow of a doubt that this is actually Ashley. Everybody's jumping on the bandwagon without so much as a pic or new video.
 >>/5804/

Honestly, if any of you fags are amenable to putting on a wig and talking in a whiny voice I think I'd be willing to play along. Need meh Ash fix.

 >>/5792/

Baalas Teshuva. It's a cult. A funnier ending to the story would've been if I had come to associate cheese with goyish evil. But I just pissed shit out of my doo doo butt and moved on.
 >>/5803/
I think if Ashley reveals herself and wants to be mod she can be.  I am not convinced the person claiming to be her actually is, in fact I'm starting to lean to the contrary.
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 >>/5801/
> The cow
> no concept of freedom
Are you sure? I mean, it could have just been the draw of the bbc, but I believe this cow actually longed to be a free and independent heifer
 >>/5803/
If you're the board owner, see:
 >>/5764/
> If the board owner wants to provide me with a means of contacting and proving myself, I will do so in a private exchange with me and the Board Owner.

See https://endchan.gg/.static/posting.html for how to identify yourself. Put #rs in the name field.

 >>/5808/
it doesn't really matter what you think if you're not the current board admin lol
 >>/5801/
 >>/5801/
> humans are omnivores for a reason
This has been something up for debate. It isn't as clear cut as most think. I honestly don't believe we are naturally omnivores for this one reason: We do not have claws or sharp teeth. Our nails and teeth are very dull. We always need tools to kill an animal. However, animals like lions are able to kill other animals with what's naturally on them, such as sharp, strong nails and very sharp teeth. Plus, most humans do not eat meat like actual carnivores. All humans cook their meat. Most humans are repulsed by raw meat; not a very carnivorous thing to do.

> There isn't always going to be the access to just edible plants
Plants are easier to grow and harvest in a very small span of time and in a smaller amount of space. Of course, it will depend on your climate, but you can even grow plants in your own bedroom if you desire. Most mass produced meat is grown for a few years up until slaughter.

> But aren't farmable plants covered in pesticides and other wacky chemicals?
Yes, and are GMOs. You can buy organic foods, but they still use pesticides. You have to look into what brands you're purchasing, start asking questions. I would suggest visiting a farmers market and ask the people you're buying from directly. You're supporting local farmers, a job which is being washed out of existence thanks to Billy Gates. You can also just grow your own food, then you have control over what is going into your food. Filtered water, natural pesticide measures, etc.

> Do plants not suffer in their own way? 
As far as I'm aware, some plants communicate in order to further produce more plants. Say an apple gets picked off of a tree, the tree is aware it needs to produce more fruit. If a tree (Willow, Acacia, Poplars) senses that it's leaves are getting eaten, it will produce a chemical secretion on it's leaves, which will make the leaves taste bitter. Mushrooms are also very advanced in communication. However, when you're eating the mushroom you are eating what is essentially the penis to the mushroom. You are not killing the primary "body" of the fungi, the mycelium. The mycelium is the real body.
 >>/5801/
 >>/5829/
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Plants are more advanced than most think, they have some form of awareness. However, they do not have a central nervous system, which means they cannot physically feel pain like you or I can. Animals like chickens, cows, pigs, all have awareness and a central nervous system. When they are dipped into scalding hot water until they die, they scream out and literally cry in pain, because their pain receptors are telling their body "if we stay here, we are going to die". And they do. When their throat is slit and they are left hanging upside down to bleed out, all while alive, they are also feeling all this pain. Imagine how painful that would be.

You mention the thought process of, "If all things here suffer anyway, whats it matter". Remember that the animals have a central nervous system, on top of being both emotionally and physically abused and tortured since the day they were born. I would argue the animal is more abused in this situation rather than the home grown cucumber. I do not want you to view my post as confrontational, because some people do when it comes to this topic. I just want you to view this as another person's view on the topic. Do with the information as you please, but I would like if you gave it some consideration.

Also 
> They have no concept of freedom or health or bond
Animals definitely do have a concept of freedom. A pig who  has been trapped in a cage so long that it's legs are non functioning because it has never walked, thus meaning it's leg muscles are so weak it cannot support it's own weight. This is common in the meat industry. It has a concept that it's legs don't work, no matter how hard it tries to move them. It has been stripped of it's very freedom. Pigs and dogs are incredibly similar, and when we see dogs in asian meat market cages, we get angry. We think, "How can these zipperheads keep such a cute and innocent dog locked up, bone skinny, and eat it?" We need to think the same thing about pigs. We just don't because most people haven't been around livestock, and don't understand how these animals actually act. They're actually very friendly, and they actually even play. I've seen cows and pigs play, just like a dog would. Animals know what freedom is.

> The people responsible for this should be lined up and tossed into a ditch. But it doesn't. That nobody does anything about it shows that.
Well, maybe this is how you view the situation. But money talks, and the only reason why people start meat companies isn't out of the goodness of their own heart. It's for money. I don't fund the meat industry. More and more people are choosing this too. It doesn't mean you should go eat those psyop fake burgers, though. The best option is to eat healthy, rid of processed foods.Plants are more advanced than most think, they have some form of awareness. However, they do not have a central nervous system, which means they cannot physically feel pain like you or I can. Animals like chickens, cows, pigs, all have awareness and a central nervous system. When they are dipped into scalding hot water until they die, they scream out and literally cry in pain, because their pain receptors are telling their body "if we stay here, we are going to die". And they do. When their throat is slit and they are left hanging upside down to bleed out, all while alive, they are also feeling all this pain. Imagine how painful that would be.
 >>/5830/
Sorry I messed up my last post at the end because apparently its hard to post over 4,096 characters. But you get the idea. God now I'm sweating. I can't believe I fucked it up. I need some celery.

don't read from the last paragraph, starting at Plants are more advanced than most think. I pasted that again on accident
 >>/5803/
I think we can all agree that trannies actively work to silence free speech. By censoring them, we are actually reclaiming our freedom of speech. CENSOR THE TRANNIES! CENSOR THE TRANNIES! Just kidding, I just actually dislike trannies and want to get dopamine hits when I ban a tranny sympathizer. I want to cure the homos on this board, and stopping them from talking about craving cock will be good for them. Pleaaaase, board owner? I pwomise I'll be good. 

---VOTE FOR ASHLEY 2022
 >>/5731/
Women shouldnt be in charge of anything, theyre too emotional. Youre being too emotional.
We dodged a bullet with Hilary in 2016, lets do the same thing here!
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 >>/5834/
Real Ashley or fake Ashley, I'm done for new stuff. I'm done for a wacky new era. My issue was how much damage to the board we would be willing to accept if nuAshley went postal but I realize now that's based on nothing. It's not like we have a dedicated archive thread or whatever we'd be losing, and it's not like she'd be the bo. Worst comes to worse, everyone would get banned I guess? But all that would come from that is the bo giving her the axe, removing the bans, or people just switching ip's. So whatever.

 >>/5829/
 >>/5830/
> We do not have claws or sharp teeth.
We have canines. Our teeth are varied enough to provide the ability to sheer and grind. 
> cook their meat
> repulsed by raw meat
In the span of humanity's timeline, tho, how recent is cooking? Agricultural supposedly popped up no later than 10,000bc. The whole point of the appendix, it is thought, is that it filters out stuff from the consumption of raw meat.
> some plants communicate
To build on this, some plants will even attack other plants, using their roots to fuck with the roots of others so they don't grow and die off. There's also the belief that cutting grass releases a chemical which attracts pests like wasps and mosquitoes as some sort of wacky defense mechanism. I don't know about that one, that seems a little bullshit, but it got published in a journal or something somewhere some years back.
> the animal is more abused
I don't think anybody would disagree. How a plant experiences reality is not the same as animal, and it is plenty fair, as you explain it, to say that their experiences of reality are leagues more acute than a plant's.
> confrontational
Not at all. This is basically just one huge masturbatory funfest.
> concept of freedom
I'm not sure if "concept" was the right word for what I was trying to put across there. An animal is capable of emotions and desires, yes. Doggo or hen or gopher, they've got their complexities. I think what I was trying to say is that, in the conditions these animals find themselves in with these corporate farms, they're dulled down and so preoccupied with suffering as a normality that the idea of life being any other way doesn't occupy a significant part of their awareness. I'm on the same page with you that this is horribly, monstrously wrong. What I assert is that everything wrong in the harvesting of animal and plant is still wrong, the only difference is the proportion of that wrongness. You focus on that proportion, which isn't wrong to do. Where I'm coming from is more general-minded. Suffering takes place regardless of the proportion. At the end of the day, as I see it, you are still eating a living thing that was robbed of its freedom, choked in poison, and treated with a complete lack of moral empathy. 
> the only reason why people start meat companies isn't out of the goodness of their own heart. It's for money. I don't fund the meat industry. More and more people are choosing this too.
I understand and support that.
 >>/5841/
cont: 
> Imagine how painful that would be.
I do. To reword my point a bit, in my way, I don't think it's fair to devalue the suffering of a plant because it doesn't have all of the faculties of an animal. Which isn't to say that's what you're doing. From where I'm sitting, we are in a situation where suffering is the normalcy and the powers that be sit on a throne of misery, blood, and poison. Not paying for the immediately noticeable aspect of that misery, in the forms of the meat industry, is a road to take. What I meant by "nobody does anything" isn't that nobody literally does anything, it's that, as I said with lining the kikes up, what needs to be done is a lot more severe and radical. It goes back to "should and reality". Animals, plants, and we who consume them and suffer under the slavery of the powers-that-be have our rights that need to be enforced through, let's face it, violence. In the ideal world, the proper handling of life, and in particular animal life, would be given all the respect it deserves. I get the ideal and I get the boycotting. I get that stuff and I support it in principle. What this overlooks, though, is the earlier point that humans are omnivores. We have the options and we need to partake in those options. In excusing ourselves from those options, which is one's fair prerogative, it doesn't change certain other aspects of the whole shebang. Our food, in whatever way we are currently getting it that isn't homegrown or locally farmed by consciencous farmers aware of these considerations, is still poisoned. Plant, animal, human, it's still all an interconnected system of poisons and miseries in a system run by psychopaths. In this system, where we are in that loop of suffering, while I see the points of excusing one's self from what parts of it that one can, the machine works just fine with all the other parts in play. We are no less victims or participants. And in that vein, I do not see why I shouldn't indulge if every aspect of the reality of the situation is just a differently shaded pair of nightmare goggles.
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 >>/5842/
Yeah nigga but like you and me both know a dog or cow can feel more shit than a tomato. It's not a matter of "it all suffers so might as well fund the abuse of animals". It's about measuring what you know suffers more and taking action with that information. If I must survive, I will choose to consume the living thing that suffers less. While plants can communicate, they do not have the level of awareness or consciousness that we animals do. They also do not have a nervous system, which can feel pain. With something such as suffering, it is important to not have an "all or nothing" attitude. Just because the elite kill and drink children's blood does not mean I will consume children's meat because "its all suffering". It's about measure. I think you acknowledge this in your post, that it's a sliding scale of suffering. For example, every time we shit, we essentially flush an entire universe or microbes down the toilet. There's a difference the microbes and an elephant, a mouse, a bird, etc. I just personally believe that you should minimize the amount of suffering you're contributing to, rather than throw your hands up and say "eh, it's all suffering".

Anyways, now let's talk about what's really important. My imminent control. I need to make a campaign speech.
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 >>/5846/
It isn't for me but it surely is for you, pal. Do you want to correct yourself before I use my power in ~24 hours? We need to work quick, BO. The gays are infiltrating. It seems like just about everyone is ready for me.
 >>/5848/
New rule: Only woman are allowed to post dicks. This means, however, that women posting cocks must prove they are real biological women. You are now required to post your vagina next to today's newspaper. I suspect you are a biological male, though. This means you are gay and according to rule 1, you should be publicly banned and shamed. Also, anyone else who isn't a biological female (aka me) who saw these dick pictures has also performed a gay act, and is thus eligible for being banned. You must self report any and all gay thoughts and activities, so you can be rightfully banned.
 >>/5850/
Is a dick in your, a mans, mouth? Yes. Gay. Also, you did not censor the penis, which is another offense. You are basically a felon on the board.
 >>/5852/
Your little cock and dance won't be very funny when I'm in power. Do you see what I mean, people? You give these people an inch of dick and they'll take a mile. Of dick. Your type will be wiped out of existence from this board, just like you will be in real life. Because as we know, cum in a mans ass will only be shit out. It won't produce another gay baby. The way you people breed is by molesting other young boys so they turn out gay as well. 

---VOTE FOR ASHLEY 2022
 >>/5858/
You might want to start pretending to be Michelle 'round these parts. Make sure to tuck... real, real, good. Sure would be a shame if someone knew you were a tranny.
Well, it looks like the people have spoken.

Board owner, when are you passing off control to the Queen?????
The time has finally come. I declare myself the winner of this election. Board owner, identify yourself and provide a means of how I can contact you.
 >>/5739/
She looks completely different now, besides 90% of the board including me suffers from face blindness. I dont think a picture of her face will be good enough of a proof
 >>/5876/
It doesn't matter that I made the mistake with transitioning and look different now. I will provide vocal proof to the board owner privately, in which I will say what he wants me to say to prove I am me.
 >>/5878/
Cant you fake audio more easily than anything else? And even if it is really you how can you be trusted with the board? Afaik this board has done nothing good for you. Its just a stalking place and it would make you really happy if it was all gone.
 >>/5880/
Here we go with this mother fucker again. I owned the original /ashleyj/ board for years and you guys never saw me deleting all the post you made then, I even kept up the dox talk. It does no good censoring (unless its trannies), dox talk would just move elsewhere anyways. I might as well just keep it up because, because especially at this point, who cares? I wouldn't even be engaging if I saw this as some scary place. I've reached a point in my life where I don't care. I'm a grown bad bitch with pubes and frankly, don't really give a shit.

Also, if the board owner wants proof such as a picture or whatever, I'll be happy to do that too. But it doesn't really concern you now, does it? This is a transaction between the board owner and I. He has been a faithful steward all these years and shall be rewarded accordingly. You, on the other hand, are some newfag pot stirrer and shall be banished along with the trannies.
 >>/5882/
My pubic hair is so thick and deep rooted that I honestly can't even shave. It bleeds if shaved. It's not like it's just on my vagina either. We're talking the entire asshole. It feels like I'm constantly walking with a steel wool sponge between my legs. Stinks too.
 >>/5887/
You must have also missed that I said I would send a picture to the board owner, who you are not. Why do you love to keep going in circles? Shitting up the flow of conversation? Do you crave being banned? Soon, I will be all powerful. Tread lightly around the QUEEN.
Be afraid, trannies. I'm the tranny hunter, and I'm going to hunt you all down. The rest of the community can help by reporting any signs of gayness or tranny sympathizing behavior to me. I want ALL the gays and trannies.
 >>/5881/
> Also, if the board owner wants proof such as a picture or whatever, I'll be happy to do that too
Okay fine.  Just say your endchan username in a vocaroo and I'll mod you.
 >>/5881/
> I even kept up the dox talk.
I knew it was you. You did this to me.
> at this point, who cares?
Fine. I'm coming to your house right now to throw you in the neighbor's pool. 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v5FtI472Q6I
> He has been a faithful steward all these years and shall be rewarded accordingly.
That nigga went AWOL. You should shoot his ass when he shows up.
 >>/5894/
Against the wall, nigger!
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Ashley! Save us from this girl dick SPAM! We're turning into fagchan! Next it'll be screengrabs from Blacked Raw!

Oy, I have such a headache.

(couldn't find the hunter biden with little girls pic i wanted. cia must've tooked it.)
 >>/5910/

It's the new Saint's Row. Friggin' ps3 graphics. It's so woke very time you shoot a POC the state pays their family a million bucks.
Still not board owner yet. Otherwise I would have put the tranny lover in it's place.

 >>/5912/
Enjoy it while you can, sympathizer.
 >>/5915/
I was making banners and stuff while I waited :( I was really excited :( I don't want to volunteer on my own board. Everyone agrees I should be board owner. Please make this right. >>/5915/
 >>/5915/

lol the larper is legit going to delete the board and i'm here for it.

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 >>/5923/
Guy I actually have 0 power as a mod and I'm not even kidding. All I can do is look at your tranny cock posts, but I don't see an option to ban you. This was a sham election. I have pretend power. I am the literal subject of the board, why can't I own the board? It makes 0 sense. Hand over the crown, BO. I WON. Please?
 >>/5924/
How, at this point, am I still a larper you fucking retard? I genuinely have no interest in deleting this board. I do however, have an interest in banning the gays and trannies.

 >>/5926/
What do you mean? This isn't a matter of simping. BO asked for a vote, I won, now I should own the board. I will even allow the BO to stay on the moderation team for free.
 >>/5925/
I just deleted a post as volunteer to confirm that it does work. All you need to do is click the check box on the top left of a post, type in the captcha at the bottom and click delete.
 >>/5927/

I honestly can't tell if you're really angry or not. I'm only  jazzing you. If it were up to me I'd give you full authority, all my passwords, access to my bank account, and blackmail photos of me with a literal black male. We've all missed you ever so much.
 >>/5929/
Daddy, I really want the board. I appreciate all you've done for me so far. You've been so good to me. But I also want to own the board about me. What do ya say? And frankly it's more simpy to refuse giving up control. If you want to avoid being a simp, why moderate a board about a woman? Be the bigger man and follow through with the vote, please. Thank you, daddy.
 >>/5930/
No, I don't get angry. I get even. Please dont jazz on me, either. I am mostly a clean woman and I try to stay away from gay people diseases like gayds. Can you help convince the BO that you, I assume, also fair and square voted me in? I don't want your money. I just want to own my own board.
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 >>/5932/
except for the vocaroos? bruh I have been here for far longer than I'd care to admit and I can assure you that it's her. do you even know what she sounds like?
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 >>/5927/
Did you even consider the possibility the board owner is a tranny? I always knew he was a faggot. I can delete the trannies for you. I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for anon like them.
 >>/5940/
Yeah, and harassing over a fucking picture isn't how you get it you retard. The most pathetic simp I've encountered, and I've had people threaten to kill themselves if I wouldn't be their girlfriend.
 >>/5945/
No, you're fine. Can you provide your thoughts on this situation? Are you for or against me being board owner? I thought I won fair and square. What do you think, and do you have any words for the board owner? He has only made me a volunteer mod, not a board owner. If you are for me being board owner, please nicely state that he should hand over the ownership. Thank you very much.
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I only did all the trannyposting because I thought ashley would actually get control of the board and I thought it would be hilarious to get banned by her.

Now I see that the board owner is actually a faggot and apparently likes to see all the chicks with dicks that I post??
 >>/5946/
Well, as you can probably already tell, I'm all for the abuse of power when I'm the one in power. I'd only ever share it with someone worthy and only ever surrender it for someone I loved. Clearly, the board owner believes himself to be at your level. He obviously must hate you as much as he hates himself for not being as pretty as you. If I was him, I'd hand over the board and then walk my ass into oncoming traffic.
 >>/5953/
This could have all been avoided if I was given proper control over MY board. I guess I can delete them, but I can't ban them so what's the point. 

Why won't the BO respond to me? It sounds like you don't even have any hard attachments to this board. Why not give it to it's rightful owner? If there is a concern I would damage the board, I assure you that wouldn't happen. I want to prepare it for my return. Don't make my return take even longer, BO. This was one of the last steps before I come back and now my plans are shot and my day is ruined. C'mon, please just make me board owner.
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You guys are all faggots. This is why Ashley no longer posts pp. What's the point if you're all just gonna masturbate to pee-pee instead?
 >>/5955/
THREAT TO THE BOARD OWNER
I'm going to bed. When I wake up I better have board ownership. If I don't I WILL make you pay. I will ruin this entire board with unforgettable scat images, of which I have downloaded MANY. I have lot of fuel. I am a very dedicated person and I WILL spend my waking hours making sure this board is non functional. I can rotate IPs all day.

If I am not given board ownership by the time I wake up, I will start my campaign of ruining this board until it is given to me. Once I have MY board, I will remove all scat images and the board will operate back to normal. You have 9 hours. Maybe 10. Or 11. Because I'm real sleepy. But that's it. Tick tock.
 >>/5955/
Last time I checked, board volunteers could do anything the BO could other than change a few board settings and delete the board. So you should be able to ban users as a volunteer.
 >>/5957/
 >>/5958/
> a few board settings
As a volunteer I can't change nearly all of the board settings. I can only delete posts and change like the description of this board. It's very limiting. Just do the right thing. Why do you insist on still keeping the board? I'm back and you really refuse to hand over the board about me?

Hurry up and hand it over. I will release all the scat porn, spamming the board in awful shit porn pictures, rendering it unusable and destroying the board. This wouldn't have to happen if you just make me board owner. And I will stop posting scat porn the moment I'm board owner. I'll give you another hour to read this and respond publicly. If the answer is still NO to me, I will start my mission.
 >>/5971/
If you want to prove its you, login to your youtube account and add a song to your public playlist here...
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLuelT74tbriLL8u793VWn2YOUMMy6KSur
It will show up as updated to todays date.

This is a great way of proving its you without needing to use any pics/vids or vocaroos etc

> inb4 i lost the login info
 >>/5974/
That account is years old, I genuinely have lost the log in or else I would have kept fucking with you guys and adding weird shit like "how to take your first t shot" or "can you get pregnant on t" something.

I've already done a vocaroo but I guess that isn't enough. I can take a timestamp pic for you daddy. I won't publicly post it thanks to the retard who keeps spamming about one. But I will send you a private timestamp pic, just for you daddy.
 >>/5976/
Post as the board owner along with an email address and I will send the board owner a timestamped picture. This isn't that hard. Hurry, I have already saved 524 scat pictures.
 >>/5975/
> That account is years old, I genuinely have lost the log in
there are recovery systems in place for that. Try them.

> I've already done a vocaroo but I guess that isn't enough
As much as Ive enjoyed them (I want to janny the trannies, thats good shit lol), the reality is it could be someone LARPing that sort of but sort of doesnt sound like you.



 >>/5977/
> Hurry, I have already saved 524 scat pictures.
well thats a lot of turds
 >>/5978/
Are you the BO? If so, please post as BO so I know how to properly respond. If you are not the BO then I will not waste my time engaging with someone who doesn't even have the board.

> there are recovery systems in place for that. Try them.
You think I haven't done that before? Now post as BO with an email and I will prove myself to you in an email. You've let the 1 retard who is spamming completely shift your opinion when it's obvious it's me.
Bo I think he thinks you're Ashley, that's why he wants your email
I half believe it myself with how thoroughly you trol'd him
The BO should just get a timestamped pic from them and then post it here. Though if I was him I wouldn't give away the board even if it is really her. Volunteer is good enough.
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 >>/5982/

niggas is houngry

she could always start another board. if she was legit this one would die without her approval. also, is it even possible to assign another board owner without just handing over a password?
 >>/5984/
Yeah clearly you fucking faggot. And yes, you just type the username in the Ownership Transfer field in the board dashboard. No password necessary. The adults know what they're talking about.
 >>/5971/
> As a volunteer I can't change nearly all of the board settings
No, you can change nearly all of the board's settings. The only things you can't do as a volunteer are manage the board's assets (custom css, flags, spoilers, banners), manage filters, add or remove other vols, and delete the board. There are no other settings or privileges that you would have access to as board owner that you don't currently have. You already have the power to ban users even though you've said repeatedly that you don't. I suggest you learn how to use endchan.

(Just to be clear, I'm not the owner of this board.)
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 >>/5991/
You just listed a majority of all the GOOD things you can change. I AM THE SUBJECT OF THIS BOARD LET ME HAVE MY OWN BOARD. YOU DID THIS. YOU PEOPLE ARE THE REASON WHY THIS BOARD LITERALLY WENT TO SHIT. Oh and plus, he removed me from being a volunteer so I don't have any deleting or ban rights anymore anyways. Hope you like shit pics.
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 >>/6026/
YOURE FUCKING FAKE. HERE. HERE IT IS. ME. I, ASHLEY JONES, AM DOING THE SHIT POSTING BECAUSE I DESERVE MY BOARD. NOW THAT ITS CONFIRMED ME, GIVE ME THE BOARD. VIVA LA BROWN PILL
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ITS NEVER ENOUGH FOR YOU IS IT??????? GIVE ME THE BOARD ALREADY, BOARD OWNER. I WILL JUST KEEP SPAMMING MORE AND MORE SHIT PICS AND I CAN HIRE INDIANS TO DO THE SAME
Any attempt at conversation and I will spam more scat. The only acceptable conversation is handing over the board ownership to me.
BO, I turned tor off.
Tip: check the hashes at the post so you don't ban the same IP redundantly, not that matters, just less work.
Hey endchan, get your shit together. Update Lynxchan because you're behind by a lot. Also I know how to rotate IPs without tor MWHAHAHHAHAHA
This board is dead. It's nothing but shit pics and shit talk anymore. I will continue my virtual pootest after I fix myself a meal. Believe it or not, I am hungry right now.
Man I sure am tired of looking at these disgusting pics. Ash, did you make this board? https://endchan.gg/ashIeyj/ Is this the one you want us to go to?
 >>/6082/
Yes, that is indeed the board I created. Do you see the changes I wanted to incite on this board? Nothing scary. I actually think it looks much better. What do you think?
 >>/6084/
I actually really like your changes, Ash. It's a shame the board owner doesn't want to give up the power. I'm fine with moving to the new board in the meantime. I can start a thread over there for you, queen.
 >>/6086/
Well, all of us who voted were duped out of be being board owner. We voted but the board owner decided to be unfaithful to the vote. Let's head on over to the new board: https://endchan.gg/ashIeyj/
 >>/6095/
No idea what you're talking about. That is me and another person talking. Are you a schizo? Also
VISIT MY BOARD IN WHICH I OWN:
https://endchan.gg/ashIeyj/
 >>/6099/
You'll have to take that up with Endchan. I can post some scat pictures and he'll be here stat. Is the admin giving people trojan horses? I couldn't tell because I don't use Windows.
DO NOT GO TO THE NEW BOARD if you're doing nofap. It gave me a boner and nomatter how much I cum, my boner keeps coming back.
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Not to derail... but does anyone have a mega folder of ashley pics and vids? If not does anyone have a more comprehension archive of EVERYTHING about her(vids/streams/pics/info). Also any discord servers? I LOVE ASHLEY!
 >>/6123/

https://mega.nz/folder/okkBxYYC#GRYpyTqdRiE8-jTH458frQ
https://mega.nz/folder/AkUGBbhT#j3uEu60mlRzBUxrRwR4Gmw
https://www.youtube.com/c/AshleyJonesArchive
https://www.bitchute.com/ashleyjonesarchive/
https://discord.gg/hxNzhnSS
Wow. I missed out on a lot yesterday. BO truly is a fucking faggot. You are a sad fuck for sure for picking on her like this. Why even have a board dedicated to her in the first place if you were just going to be a needlessly antagonistic asshole? I'm moving to the other board. Fuck this place. This board was never official anyway as Ashley wasn't involved at all with it's creation.
Few days late to this thread but you guys are niggers for posting that gay shit I had scroll past and even it's not Ash you should be nuked off the site and them kms. Anyways if it is her she might be having a mental breakdown to bother interacting with the board again.
I'm "Fake Ash" as you put it and I didn't post shit because I never got a ban. You're a delusional faggot.
 >>/6181/
> give me the board or i'll post the hundreds of scat pics i have saved
> how dare you, enjoy the scat
> what do you mean i posted scat, that never happened
> no, endchan's admin paying attention to what i did has nothing to do with me acting like a commie revisionist
You are a joke, just like your dead fake board.
I feel like we are the jews crucifying jesus(ash) because he is not the messiah we have been waiting for
 >>/6218/
Ash was already crucified by the jews though (youtube), we're the christians waiting for the second coming.
I think there were some warnings about false messiahs in the bible as well come to think of it
 >>/6232/
I dunno about massive there. You're going to have to get out a ruler or something. Let's see some measurements.

Also, are you saying that you named your penis "Kasper"? As in Casper the friendly ghost?
 >>/6237/
stop with the myspace dick angles. Get out a ruler (or if you're anything like me, a yard stick). Show us how long that wiener is!!!!
> endchan down for two days

> started worrying i'd never see /ashleyj/ again

> come back to dick pics

I don't know if I should have expected anything different.
 >>/6242/
Sir you clearly need some help so I'm going to give it to you.

1. When taking a dick pic that includes an object intended to provide the viewer with a sense of scale, you should choose only items for comparison which are flattering. In your picture, you used a 1.75 litre bottle of Coca-Cola. That's a pretty large container, and frankly, it dwarfs your penis by comparison. You should instead choose an object smaller than your genitalia, such as a 50mL mini liquor bottle. This will make your penis appear to be more impressive.

2. If you're worried about using a ruler since it will provide the viewer with an entirely accurate (and perhaps mediocre) measure of your penis, you can bend the rules a little bit. For example, I use the Carolla method: when measuring my penis, I always measure from the center of my anus to just beyond the tip. You could also try Photoshop, or if you're a freetard, GIMP.

Please try again and upload new pictures using these methodologies. We're all rooting for you.
 >>/6246/
Was it a 1.75 litre bottle? I couldn't tell because I was trying really hard not to look as I'm not his doctor and that would be really awkward to look at some guys dick. No, I only ever look at cocks when I'm watching porn. I thought it was a close up of a 20 oz bottle and he just had a tiny dick. Now you're gonna make me do a doubletake.

 >>/6242/
Hey buddy, you mind sticking your dick in woman a few times so I can look at your dick and this won't be awkward?
 >>/6245/
Buddy, I don't know who you are, and I never will, but I want you to know that if endchan ever goes down for good and if /ashleyj/ never managed to find itself another imageboard to host on or a way to make its own site, I will remember our time together fondly. I will miss you like a brother. And to my dying days I will have wished that you all made it somewhere close to where you wanted to be in life and that your final hours were with as little to no suffering as possible.
k this dude's dick is really getting on my nerves.  why is the foreskin still covering it when it's erect?  did you stretch your foreskin?  is this the result of jelqing?
 >>/6250/
You don't understand how foreskins work. For a lot of men the foreskin will cover the penis until you manually retract it under the head. It's strange how the jews have made most western men unaware of how foreskin works.
 >>/6248/
I'm going to be with Ashley. I'm the best, better than the rest, better than what she expects. There would be much regret if we never met.
 >>/6256/
> I'd rather have a kike mutilate my penis than have it LOOK ICKY!!!
You're fucking retarded. What you're noticing is that dickanon isn't retracting his foreskin. No big deal, it's how intact cocks look naturally. But I do agree that he needs to pop that shit back to expose his juicy glans for us.
 >>/6261/
You are brain dead. When you pull the foreskin back the head is exposed and looks like a mutilated penis, minus the obvious skin scarring and discoloration. The skin helps protect the head. If you remove the foreskin, the head is exposed to rubbing against fabric all day, every day. This desensitizes the head of the penis due to the nerve endings being dulled from overexposure. The head is also supposed to be slightly moist, when you cut the skin off the head dries out. Similar to if you held your tongue outside of your mouth for a few minutes, it turns dry and loses sensitivity. The penis looks fine the way it is and during sex the foreskin is moved back. I'm sure youve been many pornos where they had foreskin and didn't even know
 >>/6265/
You stupid motherfucker. You didn't take anyone's advice in this thread. WTF is up with those socks you absolute autist? Fat cock tho.
 >>/6262/
 >>/6263/
that's nice but it looks like a giant maggot shedding its skin
> it needs to stay wet
that's pretty disgusting.  you probably have to clean it constantly so it doesn't get infected.  very very gross.
 >>/6267/
How many times do we have to repeat for you that it's because he has to pull back his foreskin? Not only are you dense, but you're also cut due to your huge misunderstanding about foreskin. It doesn't get infected easily. You would have to go a pretty long time without showering for build up. You just clean it in the shower, takes two seconds. Pull the skin back, wash the head with soap for a second, rinse, and you're done. Just like you should do. It's not this huge burden like the jews convinced you. Might as well pull out all your teeth since those can get cavities if you never brush. Also, your penis head should stay slightly moist. It's weird you cut dudes think it should be dry. Is it disgusting to you that your eyeballs must stay slightly moist in order to properly function?
 >>/6271/
ok thanks I think we've got the idea

 >>/6269/
while I would like to have some dick cheese to mail to Ashley, unfortunately it looks like a sandworm from dune so it's still a no from me.  jews are right every once in a while, for example they know how to negotiate with the middle east.
 >>/6273/
I'll take the better sensitivity that comes with being intact over "its yucky looking" any day. Circumcision was only popularized in the US by the dude who invented corn flakes as a tactic to make men masturbate less. That's why the military started having men circumcised in WWII and hospitals followed suit, never stopping the practice because doctors earn hundreds of dollars for each circumcision. Now that most men in the west are circumcised and have no idea how foreskin works, they believe in the Jewish myths and have their sons skin cut off as a newborn. It's a mystery as to why the rest of the world doesn't mutilate their baby's genitalia.
 >>/6275/
Yeah I am. I prefer uncut penises. You look like you might have a nice juicy one. I only ask that you pull the skin back so I can see that beautiful head
 >>/6274/
listen.  you're not listening to me.
it looks like a poopsock, and that's that.  let me guess, you've never had a poopsock.
when dickpic anon posts his sausage with the glans barely peeking out from the end of his wet toilet paper foreskin it reminds me of when my mom first found my poopsock and held it up in disbelief as my concealed log began to slide out of it.
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I don't have any insecurities about being cut. My dick has no obvious discoloration or scarring. My frenulum is intact and I don't have an issue with dryness. I don't agree with circumcision because it's completely unnecessary. All is vanity. I did meet someone who had a circumcision later in life and he told me he couldn't tell a difference in sensitivity. He actually got the circumcision because he was foreign and learned most American women prefer cut and he would get turned down often. I have a relative who is uncut and he's trans so clearly having a foreskin doesn't prevent the gay as shown by anons choice in socks. Anon should quit posting his dick everywhere. It's all over /agatha2/ as well. Who the fuck is Kasper? This bitch ugly and has monkey ears. Ashley is far superior to her. Anon is clearly just trying to stick his dick in anything because he knows how to make a girl feel real special. Show some restraint slut. Anons dick is average because it appears to be almost as big as I am and I'm a grower which is why I don't wear pants at all like Baloo from Tailspin. I prefer to let the lady know I like her without having to be too forward. I'm not going to post my dick online because that's gay and I have dignity. Ashley will have to work for my peepee. This board is for Ashley pp. Not anon peepee.
 >>/6278/
that's interesting.  I always ask guys who got circumcised as an adult if the sensitivity is different when I get the chance since that's one of the main arguments against it ...aside from the babies screaming bloody murder and passing out.
 >>/6278/
> I don't have any insecurities about being cut. My dick has no obvious discoloration or scarring. My frenulum is intact and I don't have an issue with dryness. I don't agree with circumcision because it's completely unnecessary. All is vanity.
Great attitude. I'm sorry that you were mutilated as an infant against your will, but at least you don't feel that you've experienced any great loss. The important thing is that you don't perpetuate this barbaric practice.
> I did meet someone who had a circumcision later in life and he told me he couldn't tell a difference in sensitivity. He actually got the circumcision because he was foreign and learned most American women prefer cut and he would get turned down often.
Either you're lying or your friend was lying. This is nonsense. Unlike the virgins here, I've actually had intercourse with multiple women, all of them American. My intact penis has never been an issue. Also, circumcision 100% causes a reduction in sensitivity. You're literally removing the protective skin from a part of the body. What do you think happens? Duh.
 >>/6285/
I totally believe you because a guy that fucks refers to fucking as intercourse. Please tell us about your loss of sensitivity from your own elaborate experience. You obviously would know being the expert on penises here.
I can't tell if this is Fake Ash fucking with the board or if there's really one too many faggots posting here.
 >>/6398/
he apparently has visited several different endchan boards, but I have to note that he's not posting any cum tributes to Ashley, which you'd think would be the first thing he'd do.  so if there was someone here of the disposition to collect gay porn and spam it it's possible it might be them.  and it's also someone who knows how to ban evade.
 >>/6403/
youre one to talk, pony fucker. all you do is spam "fake ash", derail threads, and get angry at anyone who disagrees with you. but you do make a good point. dickanon? can we see you cum tribute ash? we can trade pics
 >>/6406/
not photoshoped lol. ill post a timestamped one later. just blew my wad a little while ago so im gonna have to take a nap and drink some gatorade.
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 >>/6404/
that wasn't me, I was just the one who said your vocaroos were fake.  thanks for confirming what we all already knew though, lacking boy.  and your reaction tells me I guessed right about the dickpics as well.
 >>/6410/
that wasn't me. so you do admit to being a pony fucker? you should have no problem with me posting these pics we saved from DeviantArt?
 >>/6412/
yeah it was, you were pissed at whoever kept replying every time you advertised your new board and thought it was me.  you love lying so much but you're just not that good at it.
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... i dont know which one i prefer the most... could be cafebeef actually, because i dont really care for erin...
 >>/6450/
my man you have a seriously thin load. you claim to have not jacked it for like three weeks. i don't believe you for a damn second. your cock literally looks tired. i've seen fish bait with more life in it than that. your penis looks like a fuckin cancer patient bro. give it a rest for a few days and you might be able to achieve an erection to something other than an anorexic transsexual. and what the fuck does pizza have to do with anything??
I'm coming for you Francisco
I'm gonna cut off your dick and feed it to a big owl or an eagle or something
 >>/5724/
I thought ashley was a tranny. I guess she doesnt want people to know she is, because usually trannies dont want people to know. Some of them you know, and they know you know. I met one at work, at my shitty retail job, and I was like, thats 99% a tranny, maybe 1% the most masculine woman that genetics can create. She quite before even like 2 weeks though. Anyways I guess its a private thing, but I think people were saying so. It wouldnt bother me, im okay with trannies that actually look like women and are pleasant.

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