/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

 >>/2309/
Did she? Probably just helped them pay a utility bill or rent when they were renting. I guess she and Nate didn't work out because his family raped her. She gets raped a lot apparently. I don't see what her rapists see in her. I'd only hit it witha ten foot pole arm.

 >>/2312/
If he doesn't, he should get one. He should work in the service industry. He'd have coworkers and customers throwing themselves at him. That's what it was like for me.

she make money-beg thing awhile back. I forget the circumstances. But no one contributed anything except Mary. She probably only did it for Nat's sake.

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 >>/2324/

*"She made a"

I hate not being able to edit posts. I'm too pretty not to screw them up the first time.

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 >>/2325/
> I'm too pretty
You just think you're pretty.
We only like rat faced midgets around here.

 >>/2326/
that's it laughing boy.  I'm coming to your house right now.  in 9 hours and 25 minutes your ass is Kabul and my dick is a volley of mujahideen mortars.  prepare yourself.

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 >>/2328/
Sounds like a severe case of PTSD, girl

 >>/2328/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pix--_6CE44

 >>/2330/
in 5 hours your ass is a peaceful North Vietnamese village and my dick is an M-97 flamethrower

 >>/2331/
Oh yeah, a good old Zippo raid. May I suggest some Willie Peter (white phosphorus) also. Either one though gets the job done neatly.

100+ mph winds in Colorado. Hope our girl is safe.

 >>/2331/
Meet me at the Hanoi Hilton you dick-smoking gook. It's gonna take more than some fire crotch to defeat me

 >>/2334/
sorry, construction traffic.  in 4 hours and 15 minutes my dick is an armor piercing 50 cal sniper round and your ass is a measly 3rd world hardened leather vest.

 >>/2335/
Which house are you going to?

damn I must've got the wrong IP, I went to the address and there was just this tranny looking faggot living there.  I see you cleverly used this unsuspecting fruitcake as a proxy, a wise foresight.  but I'm not giving up on you yet.

 >>/2338/
that was no tranny looking faggot, that's my wife!

 >>/2339/
ah fuk

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I wonder what these two have been up to lately?  https://onlyfans.com/u210677411 

sorry Ashley, we resort to your brother and his sleep paralysis demon to scratch the itch when we don't get any new material from you for too long

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 >>/2917/
> sleep paralysis demon
lmao
i only put spoilers on these because i'm tired of looking at her stupid face every time i come here. how the fuck does nate do it? there are so many other crazy lefty girls where he lives but are qt like ash, why settle for this?

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 >>/2919/
with lefty girls you either get a psycho which can take many physical forms or a fatass from sedentary lifestyle and alcohol.  maybe he could pull off a reasonably attractive normie girl, which tend to be moderate left, but he knows he can't live with someone who won't let him blast Christian Death on his tower speakers.

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 >>/2921/
Some of the beaner girls he is friends with are pretty attractive in my opinion. Maybe that's just me for liking brunettes though. I blame Ashley for this fetish. I'd be hitting them up these girls I was him, I mean, look at him, he could pretty much have any girl he wanted if he tried. From what I've read, he really does like Kaitlin though. Why? I have no fucking clue? I wonder if he's ever had another gf before but then I remember that crazy fat blond girl he dated for a while that's a dyke now.

 >>/2923/
she did some voodoo on him.  I'm sure of it.

I wish Ashley was my sleep paralysis demon :^/

 >>/2923/
I've noticed he often wears two cross earrings, one upside down and one normal.  you could think of this as a metaphor for his inner conflict between his urge to continue acting like a rebellious teenager and the slight desire for a minimally stable life.  but actually it's just the conflict between his urge to continue acting like a rebellious teenager and the necessity of a holy symbol on his person to keep the demon girl he lives with from attacking him.
he probably regrets summoning her now, but the deal is done.  and like all deals with the devil over time the cost goes up and the, shall we say, "perks", go down.

 >>/2934/
maybe ashley should hook him up with one of her friends lmao

 >>/2937/
We're her friends. Are you looking to get bummed?

 >>/2939/
i'm bummed all the time now. the world is going to hell and ashley won't make a video. there is nothing to live for and my asshole hurts

 >>/2937/
Nate is that you?  come clean right now or I'll burn my Bauhaus records and convert to mormonism.

 >>/2945/
Why would you want to do either of those things? Convert from what?

 >>/2949/
don't worry about it, I don't want to do it but I'm going to if Nate doesn't post a pic with a timestamp that says "drawfag is hot" on it.
don't test me Nate.

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literally why have a whole ass chan board to some random egirl
celebrity worship for obsessive hipsters

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 >>/2951/
> goes to board
> sages first thread in catalog

Nate is proving Mexican men will fuck anything

 >>/3031/
for what it's worth, Mexicans will certainly do the dirty and demeaning work no one else will do

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Uh oh, looks like the guitarist from Limp Bizkit ain't putting' out anymore. I guess it won't be too long before Nate rapes her like a proper Mexican

 >>/3887/
is this Mishti's test result?
perhaps they just don't want to be sinful by having sex outside of marriage anymore

 >>/3887/
Where do people even get all of these made up sexualities? College?

 >>/3890/
They don't know what love is so their imaginations runs wild

 >>/3890/
well, tumblr originally, but nowadays college yeah

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Nah Kaitlin, you probably do need like a million hugs. Release my boy already so he can quit telling you he's just going to play cards.

 >>/4009/
maybe Nate keeps her around for artistic inspiration

 >>/4022/
She should cosplay as a Garudo to redeem herself but no, she'd probably think the patriarchy would fap to that.

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 >>/4024/
Okay, done. How does she look?

 >>/4149/
> Sav'aaq cis het incel, this is the women's-only wing of the mental ward

 >>/4149/

I hate to admit it, but I'd probably fall for her if we met under the right circumstances.

 >>/4149/
> wearing a mask

lol no

 >>/4158/
he has to or they'll kick him out of Gerudo town

 >>/993/
Quiet and boring, just the kind of girl I like.

I MISS YOU SO MUCH ASHLEY PLEASE COME BACK ;,,,,,((((((((((((((((

 >>/6666/
NIGGA SHE BACK
https://videos.icum.to/