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what the fugg those local farm deals are like 1/4 the price of Coles. 
Shame there's only 1 in vic but it would be worth it.
Made a very good veg curry. 
Frozen curry leaf, frozen chillies, red onion, miscellany of reduced to clear and scrap vegetables. If it's got potato and cauliflower its fine. Used the $2 shan curry powder, which is ambiguously named but is actually a specific north Indian curry. 

Made 4 serves, but I eat two serves and no rice.
My laptop arrived. It has windows 11 on it. I can’t believe they changed the start menu and they got rid of copy and paste.
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Just got home from the overnight herd. Having a blend 43 with no milk or sugar. grabbed a few things from aldi on the way home, they had two packs of dove roll on deoderant for cheap so I grabbed one.
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what if cruisey is really a james bond tier gambler and not the loser we think he is and the mong herding business is merely there to launder his massive gambling wins?
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This week on womboflix...

Tomorrow night, we begin Carnivale -  an Oklahoma farm boy and a charismatic minister learn that they are key players in a proxy war being fought between Heaven and Hell.

Then on Saturday we have John Carpenter's They Live (1988) - They influence our decisions without us knowing it. They numb our senses without us feeling it. They control our lives without us realizing it. They live.

Finally, on Sunday, we are playing Knives Out (2019)
 >>/774347/
I watched carnivale a long time ago when it was abc, I would have been 10 or 11. My mum and sister got into it too. I found it very unsettling but interesting as well.
I always enjoy talking to the chemist. Have to stop myself from sperging out and talking about receptors like a sperg 
Too much independent research
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Played some more Mass Effect. Kept feeling how similar it was to Knight of the Old Republic, another rpg by the same company released a few years before it.
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/morning-shows/sunrise-and-today-stars-all-in-tears-over-devastating-story/news-story/851b32d8e5ed14a01ca1df8f516007f3
they're getting some mileage out of this
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/a-12yearold-girl-charged-with-murder-was-prostituted-out-for-as-long-as-a-year-but-police-ignored-multiple-pleas-for-help/news-story/2efb8ef4df76a4db269fc9a37d437696
> “What’s a 12-year-old doing with a 37-year-old at 2am in the morning, when this kid was in state care?”
another case solved by NEETs well over a week ago
 >>/774377/
We need a new image. Pepe is no longer interesting. I vote for sassy from big lez. Or New threads need a new Australian personality. Can only be used once unless they're a meme variation on the originl one. Maybe. 
Need the monknet on the web server.
My doctor suddenly decided he’d bulk me from now on. Epic win. No one around for miles bulk bills here
Bought some chops from Weber's butcher. The rougher, younger looking guy served me but I was rude and left quickly.
I bought a frozen turkey leg to roast. Defrosting it now. Might start cooking it while it is still half frozen.
A super executive caused a scene at Woolies today.
He was opening drinks and taking a sip and putting them back and then when he left he kept shouting "Are you having a good day today?" over and over at the top of his lungs.
The little brown old bastard in front of me at the lotto queue yelled at him to shut up but it was pretty stupid because he obviously wasn't going to do what some random person told him and if anything he might have become violent. Fortunately he didn't seem to notice and just kept walking out of the shopping centre.
I bought 5 $1 scratchies. Only one of them was a winner. $2 prize.
Also entered tonight's Oz Lotto and tomorrow's lotto. Could only afford 6 games for tonight.
Going to build us that commune NEETs.
I am having a green dare (750ml) to cool down after doing my bodyweight squats, hand grips and calf raises.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/new-coles-security-device-caught-in-action-by-melbourne-shopper/news-story/dd22ce2182530640a7fc848329cc403d
 >>/774449/
> an antitheft fog device
This is the sort of bizarre shit people have to resort to when we live in a society that doesn't adequately identify and punish criminals.
A certain ISP got legal advice on connecting the fire suppressant gas dump to the burglar alarm when they built a new datacenter. Apparently using it to kill somebody trying to steal servers was "not recommended".
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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/appleton-wisconsin-firefighter-mitch-lundgaard-fatally-shot-during-emergency-call-procession-today-2019-05-16/
> Black criminal overdoses on a bus in Appleton, WI, and firefighters revive him with narcan. When police ask him about the bulge on his right hip, he pulls out a gun and kills the firefighter that saved his life.
Every Wordpress admin knows
That the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what config to throw away
And knowin' what to keep
I have put the turkey leg in the fridge to defrost. I will cook it tomorrow. Will drizzle it with a garlic butter.
How do you neets cook your steaks? I've been thinking to get some sort of seasoning or adding garlic to mine. Don't know where to get good seasoning though.
the smoke alarm for the old lady next door has been going off for the past 10 minutes. I reckon the worst has happened.
Every smoke alarm I have ever had went off just from normal cooking. So I always ended up deactivating them.
 >>/774495/
> you'll ride it once or twice then it'll gather dust.
I have considered that possibility but I have been in the zone with workouts this year. Consistent lifting and daily walks too. I think I would get use out of the cycle.
If I was to get married I wouldn't have a best man or any groomsmen to invite. I'd also have to invite my mum and my step-mum which would be super awkward. 
The whole day would just be so stressful that I wouldn't enjoy it
People with hearing aids can't hear smoke alarms, the pitch is too high. 
Go over and knock on her door neet, she's probably burned somthing
Someone made a steak for me once and it was the best i've ever had. juicy tender and delicious. He put it in the oven for 10-15 minutes and mixed butter in with the oil. then he used a spoon and tilted the fry pan to spoon the oily butter onto the steaks. I thought you were supposed to use barely any oil but he used heaps and it turned out to be the best ever.
 >>/774527/
a fair bit evaporates or boils down during a long cook
some people would have continued to spoon butter over the cut slices when it was plated, but that would be too much for me
 >>/774530/
It was expensive in 2022 dollars, I can't imagine what it would cost now.
Oh fuck me: https://www.coles.com.au/product/coles-no-added-hormone-beef-tomahawk-steak-approx.-900g-3582547
2024 will be another year of acceptance.
The first thing we will need to accept is we did the initial year of acceptance wrong.
We will do it right in 2024. Accept everything and be happy despite it. There is no change. There is no improvement.
 >>/774545/
> I scraped most of it in the bin
The slurry splattered on top of what is left of my life in the bottom there. With Cruisey's pile of aged dog shit.
Do you NEETs reckon I will have to get to Aldi early to get one of those bikes?
I do not like the thought of being one of those normies that queues up for an Aldi Special Buy. My dignity may not permit it.
Just sat jobsmax web tutorial.

Dear God, the crayoneaters these people must have to deal with. Half the process seemed to exist soley to weed out illegal immigrants. 
Fuck my life neets, I passed quadratic algebra yet I work with nyen who can't speak English, john who eats crayons and meth addicts who are on bail.
 >>/774560/
It used to be really good like that as whilst their customer service was basically non-existent, their prices were really cheap. These days they speak English but aren't as good as they used to be.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12772871/Popular-butter-sold-Australia-urgently-recalled-fears-cause-illness-not-eat.html
 >>/774583/
> yet
Are you in the market for one? I will think of one for you. Tell me a few things about yourself and your NEET persona please. Mention a few of your more notable posts and story arcs.
 >>/774584/
Eh I would but i'm not very iconic. name's seem to either be for funposting or dramas. I started using ausneets back in like 2017 then forgot about it for ages then came back in 2021 when i remembered it. i can't remember what site it was hosted on, maybe 8chan?
Can any of you recommend a cheap prepaid mobile phone service? It is for a GPS tracker.
I purchased a $7.50 sim from some mob called Lebara based on some shit I red on OzBargains and the like. Received the SIM the other day, but cannot activate it with either their website or their shitty app. Online support isn't available, so I've asked PayPal for a refund of the $7.50.
 >>/774594/
I thought that originally, but I read they had discontinued something or were suspending services used with GPS trackers.
Just googled and their own website says to fuck off:
https://www.aldimobile.com.au/blogs/using-and-managing-your-service/can-i-use-an-aldimobile-sim-in-medical-and-personal-alarms-property-alarms-gps-and-tracking-devices
> Our service/SIM is suitable for use in mobile phones or tablets only and should not be used in alarms, medical alarms, GPS, tracking devices and the like. This use is prohibited in our Acceptable Use Policy and Terms and Conditions.
I hate how the wagies take down the discounted price labels early on the last day of the weekly catalogue specials.
 >>/774609/
Its a cunt of a job to remove all the tickets. Woolies at least never provided any extra staff or hours to get it done. So you had do it during trade hours. Woolies were horrible cunts to work for.
 >>/774587/
I remember he tried to revise his origin story from went-to-8chan-because-it-was-on-the-news-after-Tarrant to was-there-from-the-beginning and claimed he had been in extensive contact with hotwheels but turned against him lol.
I bought a game off ubisoft. They charged me for it but the site is acting as though I haven't bought it. What should I do?
Thinking about that time a neet was complaining about the banners being low quality and every example he posted was made by me.
I was going to recommend the Demon Slayer movie for womboflix but I think NEETs wouldn't give it a fair chance and would unfairly shit on it just to prove they aren't anime fags.
Not mature enough to handle it.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-21/act-wombat-rescued-yerrabi-pond-woman-in-kayak-ian-thorpe/103133288
maybe we should start our own lottery to raise funds for the neet compound - become the jew rather than the jewed
We need to treasure anything that we can still enjoy.
The list of things I can enjoy gets smaller and smaller every day.
The old things fall from the list and nothing replaces them.
 >>/774693/
I am sorry NEET but I will not be answering these questions. I feel like I cannot give away so much about myself. Do not want to be exposed to the scrutiny.
Might start strongly hinting that Cruisey should buy me one of those expensive fancy hams for Christmas.
Had police nextdoor today with megaphones. Freaked out, microwaved hard drive.  Turns out the junkie next door had a mental and barricaded himself in. 
Bad home area problems
 >>/774715/
Not this time, but sometimes. 
I'm not very good at making bouritoes, mine tend to dry out and I'm pretty sure the problem is Ray zi don't leave the dough to rest
The dirt bikers bike has broken down. They can't get it to start. They had just gone through my front yard when the engine cut out.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/boys-at-schoolies-guzzling-vetoed-hard-solo-as-gold-coast-bottle-shops-ravaged/news-story/87a29de1e2b5d0bdb60394d4ef15c5ce
> Nereus Fell, a senior staff member at the BWS liquor store on Cavill Ave, said the shop was selling roughly 240 four-packs every 20 minutes.
 >>/774742/
> Hard Solo
Have any neets tried it? Is it any good or just another meme drink? Our gooners should post reviews, do something for the community.
 >>/774746/
I've had a couple of 4 packs. It does taste quite like normal Solo and would fuck you up if you drank enough of it. They're only 1.3 standos per can, so these school boys are a bit weak for only drinking 10 a night.
 >>/774752/
Where they come in handy is if you've done a shitload of manual labour and are hot and sweaty and want something to quench your thirst and take the pain away really quickly. You can throw down a four pack in five minutes.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/reason-for-red-wine-hangover-headache-revealed/news-story/b9b8ed73b548877419add78d157a4108
saw a massive executive at the bakery this morning - this guy wasn't a unit, he was more like a whole army. Must have weighed close to 200kg. He ordered a sausage roll, a steak pie, and a family sized pizza roll. For breakfast. But I worry that even that wouldn't be enough to sustain his bulk. Maybe it was his second breakfast.
https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/motoring-news/california-lifts-ban-on-cruising-in-lowrider-cars/news-story/ef1564ebae5b5a6d3a22d02c05b70267
An electrician told me that modern bulbs use so little electricity that the wear and tear on them from turning them off and back on again all the time ends up costing you more in premature replacement than just letting them run all the time.
I was going to go to the pub for lunch, but now I have to spend that money on my fucking electricity bill.
 >>/774827/
That is the story everywhere unfortunately. Do you get a government concession? I get $190 worth of concessions a quarter here, which covers about three quarters of my bill.
Young African man is outside on the street talking aggressively into his phone in monkey language.
Sounds like one of those tire necklace burning videos.
The roasting turkey leg is smelling pretty good NEETs, not gonna lie.
I think I will add the minced garlic and butter at the end.
I have been making better progress on my lifts since switching to doing just one exercise a day.
I used to do several different lifts on the same day, then take days off. I have now established that that was worse for progress. Less exercises per day, but no days off, that is working much better for me.
 >>/774866/
I went to one of those Subways in a petrol station. The Subway girl kept staring at me intently every time she asked a question.
Then outside some derro looking cunt started walking towards me like he was going to steal my sandwich or rob me or something and then he turned around and started running across the petrol station and onto the road.
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Doing it through a direct download now and it is much faster. The GOG client isn't very good at downloads it would seem.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/kids/new-report-highlights-everyday-racism-toward-aboriginal-australians-with-toddler-called-a-slur-at-playground/news-story/4843a9b99f843521e55571c62a9ac60e
 >>/774903/
I did but it still takes them a while to clear it. MagyarMate was threatening to take /neetlyfe/ away from Stanley because he wasn't moderating the board properly but imissfather's failure to enforce the global rules is fine apparently.
Why did BigUNNA ban nuro but then allow it to come straight back? You're just teaching it to ignore bans.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/180cf40/so_some_international_students_absolutely_trashed/
I fucking hate Indians so much.
 >>/774986/
he has a bunch of kids by several different women. He's one of the richest men who has ever lived and could beat anyone on ausneets in a swordfight except perhaps nuro
I like how if your second in the queue the jimmy brings tracker happily lets you see what address they’re delivering to before you by using exact map coordinates
 >>/775005/
I was supposed to be doing an on-site pentest for some law firm, but they slipped it until tomorrow because they wanted to turn off the bad stuff
 >>/775006/
Make a cheeky comment about it somewhere in the report so if it comes back to you have mentioned the possibility that report is not comprehensive in scope.
What they have done is worse than arguing about the results/interpretation afterwards.
The turkey leg did not taste good NEETs. Tough and chewy with unpleasant flavour.
I pretty much just ate the skin and threw most of the rest of it out.
 >>/775048/
it only got cheap because the farmers told the media how much coles and woolworths were paying them per head vs how much they were selling the stuff
it'll go back up when the heat is off
 >>/775052/
> Supercar
> The light stick and the indicator stick are from the F-40
Dumb cunt thinks that makes it a supercar, not that Ferrari are cheap cunts who use whatever mass produced shit is available for the cabin
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We will be watching Carnivale tonight - I've never seen it, but wikipedia tells me it's a mystery/dark fantasy with a bleak atmosphere with elements of the surreal in portraying struggles between good and evil and between free will and destiny. Or something.  1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
Had a triple Bondi burger, two tendies, chips, and 5 churros with caramel sauce for dinner. Going to drink standos 9-16 now.
 >>/775072/
I don't like it with the bone though, it's way too hard to get the meat off. Is there some way of cooking it so it will fall off the bone easily?
 >>/775064/
Usually they order a family sized load of fast food and start planning lunch right after they finish it. Lots of snacking.
 >>/775066/
Yeah, he is needlessly rude to them. I think he would be banging it on for the cameras a bit.
 >>/775094/
The way they act is somehow even worse. I hate Indians even more than niggers. At least niggers can have a charmingly childish way about them.
 >>/775103/
Don't advertise the board on fucking 4chan you mong. Only low quality posters are still there. Consider that nuro came over in 2019 and the quality has only decliend.
 >>/775110/
Actually 4chan needs to be targeted.
Going to other small chans just create unfriendly rivalry, anger and jealousy.
But the Anons on 4chan has to be presented with options and not a specific chan, they should be told there are alternatives, all having their pros and cons.
The worst of 4chan won't go anywhere else tho, they are too much a spergs to accept change.

 >>/775114/
Middle Eastern women after considerable amount of plastic surgery?
 >>/775119/
Doesn't really matter.
On normienet (like twitter or reddit) they have to be presented with the idea of the relative merits of anonymity, and content unbound by overmoderation happening on their type of social media. Ofc for normies it's harder because they do everything for kudos, recognition, social status.
i showed a few normie frens this site a few years back 

they were all like 
> unemployed
no thanks
> boongs
no thanks
> bumrush
what the fuck ?
 >>/775145/
Because not a specific board needs to be presented but the idea of imageboards. Especially the ones like this where they can create their own boards and talk about topics they are interested in without the need to censor themselves to be heard.
With time they'll wander about and look into other boards. Curiosity and some forbidden fruits and the possibility that doing that without exposing themselves to the judgement of society will do their job.
 >>/775143/
That was an incredibly cringe time. He felt like we were all his 'bros' and that all imageboards were somehow an extension of 4/pol/. 
Remember when he even used to wear a pepe pin on his bag? My god the cringe of it all
 >>/775176/
Yeah, he massively made the trump stuff a core part of his identity. Very sad to see but I guess he didn't and doesn't have anything else going on in his life.
Doing the superior talking down to people thing doesn't really work when you are obviously defending yourself and you are a mentally ill shit cooker.
 >>/775194/
Ausneets have well defined rules. What I post here fits.
You are trying to paint be as a hypocrite by inflating the issue out of proportion. In fact create an issue from a non-issue. You were posting off-topic stuff and you got reminded that you were on the wrong board for that. Mildest "moderation" ever.

 >>/775196/
Got complaints from particular board in the past. We only ever did what was sensible.
The thing with nuro is that he is at bottom - a failed normie. He wishes he had a wife, a job, a house etc. but he has failed to achieve any of these things and is all cut up about it. Some neets are, in material terms, not doing much better than him (eg. IGA) but are reasonably content to live the neetlyfe. Nuro despises it yet lives it due to his own fucked up nature.
He likes to use the board for escapist fantasy. He can pretend he is some successful normie with a job, a gf, lots of friends and money etc. I guess IGA acts as a mirror. He hates him because he sees himself in him, IGA reminds nuro of what he himself is. This is more or less what he admitted in the open love letter to IGA.
 >>/775198/
Wipe down the bar before touching it please. And remember to use hand sanitiser. The streetshitters at my gym don't wash their hands after going to the toilet.
Cruisey abducted me at gunpoint and took me to a small tin shed where he forced me to do cocaine and watch Woody Allen movies with him for 96 hours once.
I have never been the same since.
Going to retire M'aiq Tyson as I've gotten sick of Skyrim. Installing the Witcher III instead. Need a bigger SSD.
Showered with a fresh bar of sandalwood soap. It has a very pungent aroma, but not in a bad way(ie. not too floral/feminine).
Monk has confessed to Greek and Jew ancestry. I don't know that declaring himself an Aryan is quite right.

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