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The woman on the episode I'm watching now (S7E11) has period blood all over the front of her trackies.
No. 776331 [Preview] [Reply]
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It is sickening to see the way these people eat and live.
I think the show would be good inspiration for execs here.
#NeetThinspo
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 >>/776328/
I wonder which NEET he morphed into. 
Probably AbseilNEET. 
Think he might be the morphine BO. 
They never leave, just morph. 
FIFO is cleanstove.
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I hope he doesn't overact.
I want the first scene to be in a pond with car tyres and floating plastic bags, fishing. A bucket hat and gumboots.
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Seeing the girl sends my heart into a flutter.
I'm kind of angry with myself for putting this off for so long.
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My neighbour wasted no time coming over to collect his house keys and tell me about his external haemorrhoid.
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 >>/776362/
> I'm more into her than she is into me
It is likely your relationship will not survive this problem. Be prepared for it NEET and remember there are plenty more fish in the sea.
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The worker taking my payment at the KFC drive-thru yesterday looked about eleven years old. He was being supervised by an older worker.
I bet heaps of the bogans coming through said something to him about it. Poor fella. I was too polite myself. He probably won't finish his training.
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The appearance of the boongs and disappearance of the megafauna happened at the same time. It is obvious what happened (same thing happened in New Zealand).

But the university types won't admit this is what happened because it would damage the image of boongs as stewards of the land "muh sacred country". So they lie and obfuscate. "It might have been climate change" big LOL.
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A Bronx Tale has gone in an interracial romance direction, and the chick isn't even good looking.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to finish it. Mouse cursor is hovering over the close tab.
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The oldies over the street always take the taxi to the shopping centre at the busiest times.
Even I don't like going there when its busy, and I'm not two people with walking frames.
A lot of these oldies got so used to going shopping in the middle of the day they have never even considered going at a quieter time, though it would be better for all concerned.
You have the supermarket to your self almost in the first hour of opening and the hour before closing.
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I don't get why aboriginals fucking 12 year old girls is such a problem that needs to be fixed. Can't we just let them practice their traditional culture in peace? God this country is so racist
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They would be well off getting home delivery, but they probably can't use the internet because of boomer technology syndrome.
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 >>/776411/
> It is not a great film.
No, it's not one of the oft-cited films of the genre.
Other than the scene where the bikers get their shit wrecked, there isn't anything too memorable about it.
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 >>/776451/
It's actually good. Better than imageboards in the current year I'd say. 
Associates more with blogs, long form 'content', feels like more of an oldschool forum than 4chan does. Also good to see live happenings.
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Some horrendous posts from nuro yet again. Hopefully once it starts to sober up it goes back to thinking about suicide.
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maybe nuro hates impersonation because it can't tell if it made the post or not due to being PILLBRAINED
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This season of the show is terrible they are just repeating the old lines but without any plot.
It's like watching the simpsons.
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Maybe nuro could get FluteNOOT/Davo to design a contraption that would harvest methane as fuel for combustion so he would finally have some cooking facilities in the dunny to rival iga.
It would help nuro cut down on the fast food which is very important considering the state of his inflated latex hands.
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If you want us to be the audience for your made up bullshit go outdoors and take photos.
Make a show of it, tell us about the concrete, do something interesting.
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 >>/776495/
What show?
I made some two minute noodles in the usual way before but afterwards I fried them in a pan with a dash of olive oil and a good chunk of butter and melted some cheese in there for folding in three eggs. It made a funny noodle omelette thing. An odd dish but absolutely delicious. Probably on account of all the salt and fat in it lol. Very tasty though, I have to say but it ought to remain an occasional neet treat.
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womboflix has only been operating for 18 months or so and some dumbos still dont understand the days of the week
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 >>/776524/
we tried that - the neet council made the terrible mistake of getting the letter printed in brown and after a short time they were unreadable
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 >>/776536/
Tomorrow we need to re-hang some of the ceiling in the master bedroom and finish patching the walls in there.
Contemplating hiring an undercut saw from Kennards and cutting the necessary gap between the skirting and floor for floating flooring on Sunday.
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Webber why don't you just pay someone to do this and spend the week down the coast? It's too much mental stress for you
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Bought chicken thighs, bacon and lamb riblets. Thighs are in the oven coated simply with butter, brown sugar, dark soy and pinch of cayenne. A few clove sof Spanish garlic thrown in too.
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Another day, another bad home visit. 
Cops, council people, paramedics, political retards, aboriginal anal, the whole deal.
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Happens every time out my way the old boongs down the road start screaming at each other and next thing you know half the local council is wanking in their front yard.
No. 776600 [Preview] [Reply]
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At the NEET Commune if one NEET pees his pants a special siren shall go off and we shall all pee our pants in solidarity so he does not feel bad.
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Detergent Jones stared at the small bag of crystals.
He knew he could aquire them if he could only find a clue as to how ...
"Stop lookin' around the place Dert ya fuckin mong ya want the gear or not?" the large angry man said.
Detergent continued to stare around, somehow he would solve the case of the meth with no money, if he could only find that clue.
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 >>/776551/
Nothing is ever sorted. All I can do is put everyone back in their corners, there's nowhere else for any of them to go. 
 >>/776557/
Primary mission was to get uniform out of there, secondary missions are pretty standard.
> ensure source of anal sex smell is not a child or an animal
> find someone who absconded from bail
> return a stolen car/dog
> deliver groceries to aunty 
> put clothes in washing machine
> organise a skip
No matter why you're in the bad home area you may as well take out the bins and do all that shit to save the next bad home visitor doing it.
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 >>/776558/
It's the bad home area, uniform doesn't like going by themselves so they go together in a big mob.
They're usually all there for different reasons but everything is inevitable convoluted.

One stolen car can cause a lot of trouble.
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 >>/776657/
There is undoubtedly a mod on loverslab that lets you rape mammoths, get raped by mammoths, get a mammoth pregnant etc.
They probably have pages and pages of arguments about whether or not a mammoth-humanoid rape bebby hybrid needs a black soul gem or a regular grand one.
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 >>/776686/
Yeah, he isn't a terrible poster most of the time but he will keep nuro around through their discord connection. This is what happened last time.
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 >>/776699/
This was always the excuse used by imissfather to justify nuro's bad posting and I don't believe it. Nuro's posts are too distinctive, there is a certain stink to them that none of the impersonators have ever quite been able to pull off.
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 >>/776704/
Not convincingly so. And often there'd be bike photos getting posted and that nuro wouldn't accuse the fake nuro of being an impersonator.
Why don't you apply the same reasoning to IGA? Maybe all of his bad posts were actually nuro?
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 >>/776707/
> only peson 
Come on nuro.
Lots of neets hated imissfather. You just liked him because he rode your dick all day and played dumb with your spamming of the board.
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 >>/776711/
Honestly, this is probably the best argument for IGA being the spammer of the two. Although the limited data of IGA and the coincidental timing for nuro is a pretty good argument for it being nuro.
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 >>/776716/
I genuinely do not know who is being talked about with most of this shit. it seems someone is causing trouble and it is unclear whether it is nuro or iga in which case they should both be banned.
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Now he is replying to the arguments he tried to start earlier.
Again.
Just to be completely the same as always.
lol
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 >>/776718/
True, we are yet to have any real evidence that they are different people. It could just be some weird mental confusion on the part of one particularly fucked in the head neet.
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It is interesting that all the NEETs he impersonates and all the personas he creates are pedophiles.
It's almost like he can't imagine not being one.
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i could go and get breakkyauie at villis before he arrives and then decline vilis at lunch time when he hungry
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Five votes, four of them want to ban nuro lol. The outcome is worthless due to vpns but it is still pretty funny.
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I knew a bloke that died in NSW from vomiting in his sleep. It took eight days for his body to be found which only happened because one of the neighbours was pissed off about all the flies coming from there. One of the other bad homes went and nicked his gas cylinder right after he heard he died citing the fact he was dead and hence wouldn't need it.
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Gave this comic a go purely because I liked the name but it's quite good so far.
A demon possesses an exorcist and starts causing trouble in the vatican.
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My afternoon energy slump has ended and my manic night phase has begun. 
That means its time for a cruise.
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have to go and fetch 2 packs of sugar free zooper doopers at coles because they're half price and motherbat wants them for the grandkids over xmas
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 >>/776866/
> Billed?
No, half of Elizabeth is blocked off for some faggot parade. Had to tell some council worker to fuck off when he tried stopping me driving down a certain road to get home. I'm not going to be told to divert for kilometers to get to my own fucking house.
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he just texted to say he is 10 minutes behind schedule
shall I dock him the choggy doughnut or the can of energy drink?
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Good Morning NEETs

friendly reminder the last post i made last night was  >>/776477/

The fact we have someone that can spend hours making hundreds of posts to itself pretending to be other people is concerning. Like literally walk away and get the fuck out of here for your own safety tier concerning.
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I am back from Aldi. I got the spin bike.
It was a tough job I underestimated its size and weight. I managed to lift it and wedge the box in the big Aldi trolley but it didn't really fit so I had to hold it with one hand while pushing the trolley with the other.
To get it in my car I had to do an odd manoeuvre which ended up with the trolley coming to rest on its side on the ground. The box only just fit in the car wedged at an angle.
A tough operation but all is well now and the box is safely home. Assembly planned for later today.
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Water not even once
> British mother-of-two dies from brain swelling after drinking too much water
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/british-motheroftwo-dies-from-brain-swelling-after-drinking-too-much-water/news-story/59372ec97217fc12e48ba9ebb4e05600
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 >>/776931/
I think the real story here is mental health wards failing to supervise patients, administering sedatives as a form of punishment, and that they just keep getting away with it
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Another wonderfully restful sleep. 
A positive, uplifting mood as I sip my first instant. 
Life without retard pills is grand
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I had a choof while doing a poo earlier and the smell of the poo and the choof combined was quite foul.
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I jumped aboard the telegraph, And trabbled down the riber,
De lectric fluid magnified, And killed five hundred nigger.
De bullgine bust, de horse run off, I really thought I’d die;
I shut my eyes to hold my breath, Susanna don’t you cry.
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The spin bike has been assembled. I did not put the "console" on. I will monitor my progress the old-fashioned way. I prefer being low tech.
I think I will remove the pedal cage things too. they are annoying and serve little purpose.
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Some of these poos feel like they must be coming out sideways. And they fucking BURN as they come out, good lord.
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There are so many threads on /r/skyrimmods complaining about mods making female npcs too attractive and calling it unrealistic. They all complain about it and act as though they are in this tiny minority which is in fact an echochamber.
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Disappointed that the potato nigger riots have died down. Shouldn't have expected anything better from the irish, they were occupied by the english for centuries without being able to throw the invaders out.
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just vacuumed about 2 months of KFC hot and spicy crumbs from the under the desk

used odor eater shoe freshener on the carpet and office chair

 this NEET is fresh
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 >>/776983/
Connect the console. You're deliberately avoiding it so you have nothing to measure your progress against. Unconscious self-sabotage. Already building your excuse to stop pedalling. It will quickly become a dust collector without those metrics.
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Just had Flathead and chips, the name of their second album that flopped because bill is a bitch that acts like a dog for sisterbat
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I was momentarily get 15mb/s on a download but then it dropped down to 6mb/s. Not sure if that was some sort of error or what.
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And yeah I know it's weber with the bike, not nuro. I just wanted to make the joke. Calm the fuck down.
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Removed two ceiling fans, speed controllers, light switches and some stupid bed reading lights and capped all the wiring.
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 >>/777094/
Pretty good for the most part. We got the ceiling rehung in the master bedroom this morning and he has patched a fair amount of cracks in the brick render. He didn’t appreciate me pretending to get electrocuted when I started cutting wires.
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Bill has gone for the day. I allowed him one can of double raspberry cruiser. Apparently he enjoyed the can of hard Solo I let him have on Monday night.
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Holy fucking shit. Fender bender at the exit of Dans blocking the exit and leading to another fender when people were turning around to go out the other exit. 

Bad carpark energy. Made it out unscathed.
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 >>/777140/
It’s a strange day. Weather is odd everyone is fried from work. People who wanted a comfy sleep didn’t get one. Christmas approaching soon it’s 2024. 

=unsettling==
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 >>/777158/
He would have. Back before they had kids they would get one and eat it on the way home or something. Can't afford to do that now with 4 kids.
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 >>/777172/
At one point today Bill was doing something near the skirting and pushed a bucket of topping compound back without realising it and it made a growling noise as it dragged on the floor and Bill thought there was something under the floor that growled.
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 >>/777221/
I looked at the cast and crew, and in an incredible coincidence, nobody involved in making the movie was jewish. Given the number of jewish people involved in holywood, that seem quite unusual.
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 >>/777221/
* The writing on the wall resembled hebrew
* no jews helped make the film, very unusual for the american film industry
* The whole film parallels certain internet conspiracies we're all familiar with and I won't elaborate on
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> All right. A Jewish mother goes to the airport to meet her daughter. The daughter steps off the plane with an eight-foot-tall Zulu warrior with a bone through his nose. The mother screams, "You fool! I said a rich doctor!"
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 >>/777255/
It was. It only attacked capitalism and materialistic culture.
If he went after the jews he would have made it about left wing jew cultural shit too.
The Jews are a two-pronged cancer.
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> In 1459, Nuro Fernandes made a request for a pair of spectacles to protect the eyes while horseriding in the snow
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In the one I just watched Dons wife starts seeing a shrink and he calls the shrink up after hours to find out what she is saying.
The 50s were a better time.
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Feeling woed due to my poor social skills on display today 
Got breathoed by a booze bus and blew zeros, but it wasn’t enough to lift my mood.

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