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 >>/779277/
> money can buy lots of things, but won't save from suffering
nothing can save you from that 
except for drugs/ a better time and place 
> they find things on their own to feel bad about
everybody does
at the same time I'm sure nobody in his right mind will compare the suffering of the 40yo starving guy with 3 kids who works on a construction site for 60 hours a week (or more) who can't even get his bitch wife to give him a blowie once a week, with some spoiled brat who's crying his ass off for months because his 2 weeks gf dumped him after daddy didn't buy him a new car 
> poor people are doing good to dig themselves further down into the mud
yes, the worst thing you can do is give poor people money
most of them end up having less than in the beginning after fucking all of them on shitty things that don't even matter 
> like became an alcoholic
hey, I thought we wouldn't start insulting each other 
> just simply was ignored by her parents
t. 
going back to what I said about her being stupid, if she had some working brain cells, she would've found a way out without making a fool out of herself 
> I'm sure it was full of morale 
it sure as fuck was 
> I don't care
it's second hand internet celebrity gossip, wouldn't be too wise to care about it 
> Stupid whores can't suffer?
they absolutely, and will  
all I was trying to say was that it was well deserved from our point of view 
> It's stupid to be angry 
did you ever had one of those karma hits moments where you're not mad in the slightest, but you're just happy some people got to feel the burn as well? this was one of them  
idfk what we're talking about to be honest 
granted she were stds free, I'd clap her cheeks until they turned red or my balls were drained
Almost threw up at the whizzers. I was taking a piss at the urinal and some filthy cunt went into a cubicle and unleashed a torrent of shit. Gagging just typing this.
The persistent, underlying muted sense of wage rage has returned. I can feel it in my bones. 
Desire to goon.
Cleaning rampage in progress. 
Stuff sent to op shop, shopping done, washing machine on, dishwasher on,  washing out, vacuuming in progress, rice steaming.

Bought a bunch of hand towels, going to use them instead of bath towels. Sick of bath towels everywhere. 

Shopping didn't go well so I'm resolved to start shopping online
Got ambushed in the foyer of a place I was visiting by a girl I used to work with about 15 years ago. That was awkward.
 >>/779437/
There was just so much inorganic content, properganda. Really strange because you can see somthing is being pushed, but you can't work out why it's being pushed
 >>/779415/
No, unfortunately. I'm fatter and uglier than I was back then.
I gave her one word answers until she moved on. Partly due to being ambushed; partly due to not being the same person I was back then; and partly because when I left there suddenly, I was able to count the number of people who reached out to me on one hand and still have three or four fingers spare. If they didn't care then, why should I give them any information now?
The whole thing has put me in a mood.
I think it's weird when people reach out just to say hello. I had a friend/herder text me that 'we don't talk much so I'm deleting your number', I didn't reply. I don't like being made to feel like I need to keep a schedule of upkeeping a relationship, like I need to make one 20min phone call every six months to make sure you're alright. 
I'm more of a see you around friend.
> I keep wondering if schwarzenegger is secretly a manlet who has been wearing 6 inch lifts his entire career.
Why take a laughably small floor plan and divide it further?

Small spaces have to be open plan, really deliberate about negative space to avoid feeling cluttered, and make good use of vertical space. 

Another key tell that a penut drafted this is that the house is oriented to the road not the sun, there are no outbuildings, the doors share the same swing space so both end up creating a whole meter of dead space, the bathroom amenities are dodgem car style, dirt will blow straight into the kitchen, loft seems totally wasted.
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Some silly bitch was messing around with her phone in the lift at wage near the doors and an executive behind her had to get out so she fumbles her phone and her air pods fell out of her hand and down the crack, lol.
 >>/779519/
> have to be open plan
This. Put the toilet in the center.
> that the house is oriented to the road not the sun
You can just pick it up and orient it however you want. Perhaps put it on a rotating platform and automate it to turn with the Sun.
https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/politics/you-fool-fiery-qld-parliament-row-erupts-over-claims-gold-coast-hospital-patients-forced-to-urinate-in-bottles/news-story/ececce20679a17fdc60906113e13520f
They’re coming after our piss bottles now.
https://www.news.com.au/travel/destinations/new-zealand/new-zealand-hobbiton-attraction-years-in-the-making-finally-opens/news-story/d518e655b49b11e6f778538707937af2
 >>/779548/
only helped get the vietnam war going, shat up chile, argentina, etc, fucked up rhodesia, shitted up russia's involvement in the middle east and arguably caused 9/11 (if the bin laden narrative is true)
 >>/779567/
I still have a headache from caffeine withdrawals, the 6 cups of tea today seems to have not eased me into as well as I had hoped. I'll toughen up and do a little bit, at least.
Kissinger was an effective anti-communist, and I figure a lot of hate thrown his way was from commie sources, through their various fronts and supporting journalists in the mainstream media.
 >>/779614/
Or they use some kind of injury as an excuse for being unable to do an integral part of the job and forces the rest of the team to pick up their slack in that area.
Nuro has been studying this

This is why Nuro is taking over the Board

Nuro will be your Dictator soon.


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 >>/779313/
Well that's reasonable.
> yes, the worst thing you can do is give poor people money
> most of them end up having less than in the beginning after fucking all of them on shitty things that don't even matter 
I wanted to write this in my next post, but now I don't have to.
Had the pleasure of meeting Henry Kissinger at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
 >>/779616/
I thought it would be good but I just couldn't get the chair set right, and was having to reach across a table and shit. Sounds easy but it was fucking painful. Its almost easier to do heavy lifting because then at least your muscles are warmed up. 

 >>/779618/
I know. Why didn't I look for data entry shit instead? Fuck I'm dumb
Had the pleasure of meeting Weber at an RSL once. He was surprisingly patient with the staff, and VERY kind
terrible sleep, all out of coffee, no stuff for breakfast, the year is almost over...just how fucked up can things be?
I will single handedly be responsible for increasing the incidents of antisemitism in romania by 1000%
sorry for using vpn I want the feds to have nothing on me 
there are plenty of tram stations around with no cams 
I might start to print happy merchant posters and hand them on the goddamn walls
not that neet, but I might try to defend myself in the court by stating I have nothing to do with that retard from canada
 >>/779772/
The coopers stout is 1.9 standos per stubby, whereas pale is 1.4, so yeah I guess.
Have to waddle to some law firm for 1pm. More wifi bullshit.
 >>/779776/
And taller. And has an OnlyFans. I had a cheeky little look and a wank at it on simpcity. Lots of lewds, a bit that is beyond that also. She rubs her breasts through and shirt and masturbates through her knickers. I don't know why she doesn't just go naked at that point but whatever.
got to stop eating junk food
got to stop opening more and more browser tabs
got to stop wasting all day every on the internet
 >>/779297/
DEFECTIVE HABIT #2
* wasting money on lotto tickets or the chinaman
* claiming you have a 'system' which allows you to beat the odds when you know perfectly well the house always wins in the end and the only winning move is not to play
* ignoring or downplaying your losses, only posting when you win
* insisting that you're somehow different from the rest of the sad old fucks who hang out in gambling venues during the day, wasting away what little is left of their life and money
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This Sunday on womboflix, we have the comedy/crime film Weekend at Bernies (1989) - two idiots try to pretend that their murdered employer is really alive, leading the hitman to attempt to track him down to finish him off.
 >>/779831/
> spin bike
FFS spin neet, you were supposed to be an inspiration to the rest of us, and you've given up already. Now I don't believe in nothing.
> "Sarah is among an increasing number of Australian students suffering with school refusal; a crippling form of anxiety that makes it physically impossible for them to attend class. "
 >>/779852/
I would unironically like to spend a weekend with nuro and some of the more based neets at an airbnb on the gold coast. I bet it would be a great time.
My PC was slow and error prone so I went to do a clean reinstall of windows but it says my insaller usb file is corrupt but I already formatted the HD so now I have no OS and no way of putting one on 

On the phone now what do I do?
 >>/779808/
Pub meal special boards with on tap beers, pokes payout live updates and censored tug dialogue. Maybe end with a discussion about the history of the pub.
 >>/779888/
You can buy a cd or usb stick with linux here, you will need a paypal account to pay for it, plus how ever long it takes for postage.
https://ubuntu.net.au/
 >>/779812/
My dad called me 7 times today. I had it on silent. He asked me to go get some panels for a eh out at a country town after wage. I made really good time and didn't act like a mong. Shook his hand, made smiley small talk about his car and cut him off to say I'm going. Did it all good. Gave him $300 from the chinaman. 
I've been sitting here thinking while writing this that dad knows I never do anything for Christmas and that I wouldn't ask him to pay me, or would leave the money on his table, so he's forced me to give him a Christmas present. I wouldn't put it past him.
 >>/779899/
Holden, he has three of them I think. One is a station wagon. 
Theyre flash panels, blue with a white stripe i think with red speakers in pop out mounts in the door.
 >>/779904/
We should have gatherings at the solstices and have big fires and feeds. I'd celebrate it in that way. 
The way it is celebrated is wrong for this hemisphere, plus it's all just commercial selling shit. 
I don't celebrate what it is now because how we celebrate it as a culture is to buy shit. That itself isn't bad but there's nothing behind it. It's for itself. Christmas is gay.
Do you think a library computer would let me do the necessary to make a USB installer?

They are often quite restricted.
 >>/779945/
It's all gay. Church is the issue but the only thing that retains the history and traditions. All the religious institutions are from well after the prophets wtote/said whatever except Islam
Do you reckon tonight will be another big tantrum night for nuro? His hissy fits the last few days have been awful.
 >>/779986/
This is what trotters calls "OC". He thinks this shit is a valuable contribution to the board lol.
Spamming Olives is preferable to this crap.
 >>/779987/
And? There aren't too many girls that are virgins at 27. The fact she got married would suggest he is only lightly used. Spinbike tier at worst.
My barber said his daughter is 28 and has never had a boyfriend because there is no bloke the two of them can agree on. Fucking wogs lol.
 >>/779990/
I was hoping for an update.
Why do you act as though a post from a few days ago has no relevancy? Nuro can post the most abhorrent shit (such as the pan incident) and you act as though everything is fine the next day and that he isn't severely mentally ill. I don't even mean that as an insult, he is genuinely crazy.
 >>/780028/
Yes, there is a dickrider who wants the board to forget about all of nuro's badhome behaviour.
Nuro can carry on about how he is going to make zipguns and kill so-and-so which is fine but if another neet mentions that nuro said that he is "starting drama".
Daddy let me know that I'm your only girl
the only man that I need in this gangster world is you
and I wouldn't trade it
 >>/780089/
10k said that whore had to shit more often due to her rectum not being able to hold as much. Do fags get worse than that so that even a very small amount is too much?
My friend had to have surgery to stitch up his angus. He was into fisting though.
Women are as likely as homos to take it up the bum these days. I would put a towel down for them too. Disgusting practise.
 >>/780060/
I still believe the pan incident was a result of him getting evicted for going psycho on a roommate, and the desecrated pan belonged to said roommate.
 >>/780110/
It would make sense. I had always assumed he bought the pan from an op-shop but the timing with the room-mates saga is perhaps a bit much of a coincidence.
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 >>/780101/
Tuffin posted he was doing it and disappeared at the same time. My theory is that it finally pushed him over the edge and now he flits naked, glistening and glabarous through the tasmanian rainforest, scaring the bejeesus out of loggers and greenies alike with a body like its carved out of old growth timber and hypno-eyes like killicrankie sapphires.
Berry and watermelon lambs acquired. 16 standards total. 
Gookladys apprentice was manning the till alone. The women infront of me buying hard solos was not impressed at how long it took her to work the barcode scanner and inventory management software on the computer. Poor apprentice. 

 >>/780125/
It's literally painful. I visibly wince every time I have to box a product on the belt. All the other workers are asian/indian women who don't have this problem because they can setup at the right height. Stabbing pain in one specific muscle right next to my spine. Cruisey would understand. 
I know you all think I'm weak and I don't care. Suicidal homeless arc approaching
 >>/780142/
> 16 standards total
Monk seems to be slowing down in his old age. I remember a time when he could handle 26 standards a night. The golden years of ausneets.
 >>/780090/
Wishful thinking. Monk had to relinquish his nuro-banning abilities after imissfather threatened to rape both his holes if he didn't get on the dickriding wagon.
 >>/780123/
Um seweety, Nuro runs a successful bicycle repair shop and Tiffin is single-handedly upholding traditional white man values. What have YOU done this year?
 >>/780168/
The post was obviously in reference to you killing IGA like you were plotting.
I guess you're too pillbrained to read properly.
> runs a successful bicycle repair shop 
< NDIS fraud
> traditional white man values
< posted little girls on 16chan
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At the wage today we had to answer 20 riddles at the toolbox meeting during start of shift. An Indian woman was saying the riddles and I could barely understand what she was saying. I didn't write any answers down. 
I feel like the women have started taking a dislike towards me because I don't smile or talk to anyone. Someone even asked me why I never smile. Even the Malaysian girl doesn't say hi anymore. 
I wish there were some Aussie guys there. Stranger in my own land
 >>/780182/
Nuro has eaten fast food nearly every day for the last week.
No wonder his hands are so comically inflated. All that sodium with a lack of exercise to expel it is terrible for your health.
 >>/780178/
You're just there to do whatever you're being paid for. You don't need to talk to any of them, and work colleagues aren't friends anyway. They'll stab you in the back first chance they get.
I don't speak to anybody at the desk whizzers now. Today three of them were next to me discussing something and I just got up at the 3 hour mark and walked out without saying anything to them. They're all non-white and I feel zero affinity for any of them.
We are having a comfy time and then this dickhead brings up nuro and his "tantrums" out of nowhere and then keeps going on about nuro all night.
 >>/780193/
I can't imagine so unless they were very shallow and maintained through work or something.
The fact that even his blood relatives all turned against him should tell you something about his character. Also his reliance on the board for social interaction is very telling. He can't stay away from the board as much as it upsets him at times, as he is a recluse apart from his interactions with us.
 >>/780187/
I can put on a semi-blokey but introverted facade around male company when required 

 >>/780189/
> work colleagues aren't friends anyway.
I have already been privy to some Facebook unfriending gossip and observed the internal clique groups. Theres also a Philippino woman who has been here since 84 but still can't speak English properly. Some were discussing what dresses they would wear to the christmas party and complaining that someone else would look good just because shes skinny. 
I hate women so much. I hate them more than immigrants. I wish they had a universal gook language so I didn't have to listen 

At one of my other real jobs I thought I could possibly be legitimate friends with my manager and I kinda skipped the "nice working with you" goodbye conversation in place of a "see you when I see you" but he sort of shut that down. Maybe it was all pretend. I was a bit of a cunt at that job though and basically bullied this Chinese guy into resigning.
 >>/780232/
I did it about 3 or 4 times last month. Not worth it. Feels strange and alien now that I'm off it. Also tranny shit is littered in with normal porn now. I swear they used to have a setting for that. 
The Bolivian has been getting me off instead lately.
 >>/780234/
Yeah, I used to watch porn for the enjoyment whereas now it feels more like a  weird animalistic act where I just watch it to get off.
The niggers and trannies have definitely been getting pushed in porn.
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 >>/780052/
IGA shat in the pan originally and blames Nuro for everything he does. Its just like Hillary clinton and the democrats. They fuck do Egrigious shit and then blame you for it. Its just what habitually dishonest commmies. They LIE and they PROJECT their bad behaviour on to you.

Seriously NEETs lets talk about the Elephant in the room here. 

EXACTLY HOW BAD IS STANNERS HAIRLINE ??
 >>/780243/
> Boredom 
Yeah, I forgot to mention that. Boredom has been behind a lot of the porn and drinking for me. Oddly enough video games have been very effective at keeping me off the two. The problem is I eventually get bored of whatever games and go back to the porn.
Regretting the lack of standards. Might be worth a booze cruise. 
You wouldn't get breatho'd twice in two weeks, surely
 >>/780198/
Manuro can't do anything with anyone without the compulsive need to brag to others with photos of his 'based life', whether it's a Christmas dinner with family, a lunch date with his father or most pathetic of all the funeral of a family member.
My daydreaming has gone from outright fantastical stuff, to more "realistic" daydreaming. Gf to wife, having kids, being happy. Maybe if my mental state deteriorates enough I can enter a catatonic state and enter my fantasy world
 >>/780254/
Haha, yeah. I've got an imaginary wife, career, everything. I spend day after day researching things on the internet to enhance my daydreams and add more detail.
My torrent was going at a decent 2mb/s but has slowed down to ~30 kb/s. Nearly 2gb to go, fuck me. I hope it picks up.
 >>/780265/
By wife I meant more the role. Her personality and background kind of resets every few weeks and is heavily influenced by women irl and women in media.
No idea how I'd tell a psych about these daydreams, assuming I'd be willing to waste the time on money on them
 >>/780272/
I think you can get onto those mental health plans without much difficulty. That way you are covered under medicare or something idk.
I reckon you should just be very direct. They hear all sorts of crazy stuff and are required by law to not disclose it. I know two psychologists socially and they take that very seriously.
 >>/780274/
> and are required by law to not disclose it
they can call the police if they think you're a risk to yourself or others
there's one crazy bitch in adelaide who calls firearms branch about every bloke who comes in, and has cost several their licenses even though they didn't even mention having them or harming anbody
The problem I have with marriage is that eventually she'll get old and I won't like her anymore because she looks ugly. 
Romantic love isn't real and divorce isn't an option if children are present.
 >>/780277/
> they can call the police
and it's not optional, there's a professional duty to disclose where they think there's serious risk or something has happend
same for priests from major diocese
 >>/780276/
No. I did look into that stuff and I feel I lean more towards schizotypal, but I'd rather not self diagnose. I just have poor coping skills.
 >>/780274/
I may look into that next year. I've made goals for myself for next year and I feel like those would help a lot in their own right
 >>/780288/
I'd recommend most neets avoid the women tbh. You'll probably have a longer wait to get a male psychologist and he'll probably still be pretty gay anyway but at least he won't be a woman.
 >>/780280/
> she'll get old and I won't like her anymore because she looks ugly. 
if you're genuinely in love with her you wont even notice
the brain is magical in how people still look the same to you a bazillion years later
like that girl and I recognizing each other in a split second almost 15 years later the other day
I'm seeing a female psychologist named Siobhan in January. The thing I'm most excited about is to see how incompetent and retarded she is. The bloke was no good either. It felt like a manager from another team giving me a bit of a corporate brotherly pep talk. When he gave me a printout of strategies to reduce anxiety I almost couldn't keep a straight face. 
High order grifters, all of them. 
It's shocking to me that they treat mental health patients the same despite the sex difference. I think its most likely a long term, covert study in evolutionary psychology if anything. 
Women are useless.
I have a second cousin named that. I think she did psych sciences too. 
Ask her if she has a sister called Paige.
I've got a mong cousin that is sort of hot. I'd fuck her if it wasn't for the family drama and everything.

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