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Shit is done cooking. 
The burger patties tasted odd, so I mashed them into kebabs with some spice and grilled them. Sides of mint tzatxiki and chilli tomato sauce.
might have some water and go to bed for reals this time
stupid computer is only doing 6000 hashes per second
 >>/780357/
Most pcs are really bad at these kind of tasks, that's the whole point of hash encryption. 
Redmachines often have more cores, and are designed to run alternate operating systems in a shell.
The ket didn’t happen but we’re almost a gram deep
Talking about intimate family drama and shit. Listening to classic rock
Pros and cons of being a retard.

Pros
> retard strength
> get dsp
> get carers for free
> unlimited goon kfc and tendies 
> too stupid to suffer
> always living in the moment

Cons
> literally dumb as a rock
> Probably oook monged
> unlikely to ever get gf

I dunno neet bros…. It looks pretty clear to me.
Morning
Onto the second gram which is way better. Both pacing around chatting up a storm. Intimate conversations and talk about nothing. Throat hurts from the drip. Horny 
Wish I had cenno money for a rental woman
Old mate has headed off to a brunch for his Mums birthday or something, wired like a pilot. 
He was kind enough to leave me an absolute slug of a line but I'm higher than I've ever been already. 
Going to do my meth routine and have a 3 hour wank.
 >>/780386/
Flush it down the toilet. Kick your "old mate" into the nutses next time and tell him, you don't wanna see him anymore.
Also leave your junk alone, get a hobby.
 >>/780391/
> Flush it down the toilet.
I already owe him roughly $400 for tonight. I'm saving it for the apex of my wank. 

> Also leave your junk alone, get a hobby.
This will be my 5th time watching porn in the last month. I'm a disciplined wanker.
 >>/780395/
Probably a bit less actually. I'll chip in some for the ubers he took to get it. He also came with cheeseburger meals, which I didn't finish. 
We came up with some creative solutions on how to resolve my lack of confidence in approaching women. Psychologists mire the coke session
 >>/780397/
> We came up with some creative solutions on how to resolve my lack of confidence in approaching women.
yeah cos that's the #1 problem in your life
dickhead
 >>/780403/
I don't know.
I just went and got mondsters and powerades from the servo and they were completely out of baked goods. Lazy baker must have slept in or something.
 >>/780411/
Dunno. He should have done something with his life after the trial. Instead he went on every gay tv show he could, got involved with some skank, and started doing drugs.
Doing an easy wage. Thinking about how easy it would have been for monk to get on the straight and narrow.
Im worried this is the start of a 6month boong sesh.
 >>/780431/
That bought a cordless hammer drill with two batteries, a big bucket of topping compound, and four drop sheets.
Better value than $400 for a gram of cocaine and baking soda in your dad’s shed and he doesn’t even rape you.
Heckin wild storm blew in around 1am knocking over teh wheelie bin. Thankfully it was empty and I didn't have to spend all morning picking up rubbish.
I hate that "kallmekris" chick on youtube. Her fucking videos are always there on the frontpage getting recommended.
7 minutes on the spin bike.
I think I will continue adding 30 seconds each day until I get to ten minutes and then stay at ten minutes per session but increase the resistance until it is maxed out and then I will start increasing the time again if necessary.
 >>/780458/
I get a blank page because I am signed into gmail and have history turned off and they don’t like that. I don’t have to look at people like that or Mr Bitch or beast or whatever.
I only played about half an hour of GTA 5. Couldn't be bothered with it. No interest at all in the new one.
 >>/780468/
> short times
I'm not gonna lie NEET but it feels like forever up there. I need to slowly ease into it. My brain is not used to having no stimulation like that. I'm struggling.
 >>/780474/
I just would've assumed you'd start at a really low resistance setting and go for 20-30 minutes. Is it an attention thing with you? I find jogging to be a fairly meditative thing. Are you the neet that only eats whilst watching a youtube video?
 >>/780476/
Yes I can only eat with a screen to watch. I am okay when going for walks I think it is just the stationary indoor nature of the spin bike that causes me psychological discomfort. I have music on while I do it.
 >>/780479/
Do you use videos to go off to sleep? I sometimes find it hard to get off to sleep as I'm bored so I end up looking at my phone which keeps me up lol.
 >>/780483/
An audiobook might be the right level of stimulation. It'd be good for him to train himself up a bit in terms of his attention span.
 >>/780484/
Headspace app have bed time stories that change minor details every single time. The app comes with a free trial you can keep repeating them with new emails. I turn off the 'nature' sounds and listen to speaking parts.
Monk is not being a good NEET. We have no photo of his hovel, no photo of the cocaine,no photo of the chafed penis.
He is not producing.
 >>/780420/
 >>/780420/
“She had a good life for a while, drove a BMW, had a nice house – but she was wild. She went off the rails.”

Revels-Glick left behind two sons, a 19-year-old from one relationship and a 15-year-old from a marriage which ended in divorce in 2015, the Daily Mail added.
 >>/780434/
> a cordless hammer drill with two batteries, a big bucket of topping compound, and four drop sheets

That's going to be one wild BDSM session.
Imagine living in a grey skin suit in an attic with 8 cameras. Monk could relate.
I bet he's not even wanking, probably on reddit getting those upvotes for edgy pg comments about ukraine or israel and not blinking. 
Meff.
I drove around a suburb in the general area locantos tracker google thing said for about 30mins to see if there was any signage for home rub and tugs. Nothing. I was hoping to see a flashing open sign like at catdog roll shops on the garage door.
 >>/780529/
A girl in leggings was mowing and i went past her 3 times, she didnt look impressed. Went up two courts or something, had to reverse out because one became a driveway.
Bill decided at 13:16 he wanted lunch. He parked in the worst part of the Lizbef Centre car park and wanted Meng Kee (manky). I let him pay for both our meals.
He has no tattoos or piercings, for what it’s worth.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/renting/travelling-couple-given-reality-check-by-aussie-locals-after-asking-for-a-400-per-week-rental/news-story/c99e2f4e8e1aa965b6a78c8159ad0f31
Nuro has some workshop space they can use
 >>/780556/
I had char grilled chicken and rice.
Bill got the two selection plate and had what looked like honey chicken and some plum pork or something and rice. I had a traditional Fanta and he had a red Fanta
 >>/780559/
Pretty easy if it’s the sort held in with rubber tubing pressed into a groove. Just remove the rubber, put a new scree down, and roll the rubber back into the groove
There’s a roller tool that looks a bit like a pixxa cuter you can get for pushing the rubber back in.
Had a pack of two minute noodles with 250g of lamb, four eggs and various vegetables. Impatiently waiting for my hunger to go away after such a big feed.
 >>/780564/
It’s more like a stiff fabric and yes.

I’m assuming you’re talking about removable aluminium framed fly screen though. If you’re talking about the old skool metal screen sandwiched into timber frames, that’s another thing entirely and probably not a NEET job.
This bariatric body of size struggles to propel itself out of the recliner chair. I probably should have got one of those electric lift chairs the oldies use.
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 >>/780567/
Measure the height and width of the frame. Go to Bunnings or another hardware store and get what you need. They sell different sizes by the metre. And you'll need that spline roller (picrel is the cheapest at Bunnings) unless you want to fuck around with a blunt knife or similar. You need enough fabric so that it sticks out past the frame on all sides by at least an inch. You can reuse the rubber spline. You've got to be able to remove the frame too otherwise it will be a bitch installing with the frame in place. Grab me a snossage with onion and tomata sauce on teh way back please.
I can't read. It's all a bit too much sometimes. Just want to smile at a NEETs post and get on with it. I don't though. I just do the viewing the NEET board again. You're like my dear diary.
I am on day 4 without a functioning PC. I am getting used to it. This could be my opportunity to get the big screen out of my life permanently.
Half the problem gone.
 >>/780592/
I am still considering how to sort it out.
The first two days were spent trying to get the corrupted USB installer to work. Was using magical thinking by the end.
To offset the boongery of monks $400 Meff binge, I think I will graciously offer a $400 tug. The god of war needs the god of fertility to be as prosperous. Opposites but the same. Mirrors might be real.
> A scrunch (which I had to Google) is a seam or stitch between the contours of your bum to define and lift it to create the appearance of toned and sculpted buttocks.
I hope they start putting these in Tradie Big Fella trunks.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12814997/New-action-movie-dubbed-one-greatest-films-year-scores-96-Rotten-Tomatoes-rating.html
https://www.reddit.com/r/youtube/comments/188d40k/bell_notifications_not_showing_anymore/
so it's not just me
fuck I hate google
God damn those churros were based. I don't know if nuro eats desserts, but if he does, he'd eat churros like those, that's how based they were.
So what’s going to happen when the board pest comes back after getting banned last night ? 

It’s about that time.
Right now some youtube videos are rolling:
- Weeb Union talks about recent development in the Ukrainian war
- Living Ironically in Europe: Yugo Wars - Croatian War
- Steve Wallis stealth camps at fire station
- Kid Rock: American Bad Ass
 >>/780680/
> Weeb Union talks about recent development in the Ukrainian war
Been some interesting pictures/footage of grandpas, boys in their mid-teens, and women getting drafted by the orcs. Must have run out of men.
 >>/780674/
https://www.urlvoid.com/scan/newstroy.org/
https://www.google.com/maps/place/37%C2%B045‘03.6%22N+97%C2%B049‘19.2%22W/@37.7510933,-98.4813728,9z/data=!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d37.751!4d-97.822?entry=ttu
https://www.urlvoid.com/scan/orzare.com/
https://www.google.com/maps/place/40%C2%B050‘11.0%22N+74%C2%B008‘25.1%22W/@40.835671,-74.798227,9z/data=!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d40.8364!4d-74.1403?entry=ttu
nvm I'm just retarded because I'm tired and sober 
they have the same article for every other thot who got big enough to get her nudes leaked 
they might use those articles to get more site traction from horny tards
 >>/780710/
I'd have been alright with the soft shell tortillas, except they weren't cooked, let alone even warm. The chicken taco had no identifiable chicken, just some kind of yellow paste in the bottom.
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It is more over than it has ever been before.
> tfw broken up with the same girl twice
I feel sick. I don't think I'm actually going to vomit but I feel like I might. Time for a prescription of pink moscato I guess.
I'm getting hot flashes and feel dizzy. Might need to lay down for a while instead. Feeling awful.
 >>/780744/
In my day the 30c cone was more of a prop than a food. Throw a 30c cone at a nerd, buy 20 30c cones one by one just to block the line, give random people 30c cones, bring 30c cones into class and get them confiscated, watch teacher trying to dispose of melting fat based icecream, leave 30c cones in red rooter, watch mongs try to order 30c cones from red rooter. Lots of value
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> At around 2.20pm on Thursday 12 October 2023, the victim was walking with her husband from the train station on the Kwinana Freeway in Cockburn Central to a bus stop nearby. A woman on an e-scooter behind the couple started racially abusing the couple, saying “this country is mine, why are you black people here”. Suddenly without warning the woman punched the victim to the side of her head before riding away on her e-scooter.
 >>/780789/
No you no doubt offended nuro at one point and it filtered through . Consider this your final warning and be more careful. There will not be a next time.
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Back from Dans. Just got the banrock station as I'm only drinking to heal my heart and drown my woe. FRM looked at me as though she could tell I am upset. She notices all the goon boxes as she gives them to the rats for them to nest in. She sometimes joins them together with little holes connecting them. She calls those ones rat hotels.
There was a tall girl in front of me with some brown brothers. She smiled at me and did that funny squinty thing girls do. I wanted to talk to her but couldn't bring myself to do so. My mind went blank and I still feel truly awful. She had tall girl posture and a few tattoos. Some inkwork flowers and stuff, the usual shit young women get now. She was of a healthy weight though which is pretty good for a white woman in Munno Para. Whites in this area tend to be exec or have the scary meffed up look.
She got carded and I didn't. I was a bit upset about that. Youth fading. She provided her ID, Dan's card and paid, all using her phone. Very impressive stuff. I'm already too old for this shit. I can't wait to be fifty or whatever. I'll be like the old coot in Shawshank Redemption I guess.
Not sure what to do for the rest of the night. Feeling woed. Feel very low thumos.
 >>/780785/
Do you know how far that dipshit has set things back for us?
If we had somebody like George Lincoln Rockwell elected at the time Hanson was, we'd have made massive strides. Instead we got Pauline, a borderline retarded boomer.
 >>/780801/
> Not sure what to do for the rest of the night. Feeling woed. Feel very low thumos.
If I wasn't three sheets to the wind, I'd take you for a spin in the Corvette.
Next time, please plan your breakup with us.
 >>/780803/
> a borderline retarded boomer
who has conveniently voted to pass every key piece of government legislation in the time she has held office
almost like she is controlled opposition
Suddenly feels like criplechan in here you all remember how that panned out. 
Pete is asked to make comfier posts.
Tho if I were the CIA I would make curious Wikipedia edits, which are obvious enough and not too spooky.
 >>/780801/
I used google pay on my phone last week when I left my wallet in my pants when I did laundry.
I had another boomer win when pajeet couldn't get the eftpos machine to work at the till but I had enough cash on me to make the purchase while every other cunt had to wait till he fixed it.
 >>/780827/
You can find women at night sleeping in their houses, and some of them even sleep naked.
In summer many people keep their windows open at night or run noisy air conditioners.
Texted Bill to say the last Cars & Coffee Barossa was on for the year and if he could get here half an hour earlier I'd buy him a bacon and egg roll and let him have a quick squiz at the cars. He hasn't replied.
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 >>/780829/
I had just got home got home, made 2 posts, Went off and had a shower and did not see Monks warning before i was a victim of a cokehead rage.

Strangely enough the other board pest has been suspiciously quiet and not goading up the board. Hopefully the Toshiba overheated and died or he finally checked himself back into Nambour mental hospital....
Took an hour to cook the lamb ribs in the oven. Got some bacon in there now. Don't think I'll get around to those pixxas tonight. Might just prep a few more ingredients and call it a night.
Mills can be used to drill.
I'm amazed by machining at times. I wish I knew more about this stuff.
I assumed you'd need to do all the drilling on a drill press.
The overlap between mills and lathes still fascinates me. It is hard to learn about this stuff though. There is lots of jargon, lots of knowledge that doesn't generalise all that well, and lots of broscience.
Remember when you shaved your balls in anticipation because a woman managed to hide her disgust towards you?
 >>/780911/
You own them or you have access to them?
What is a good source for learning about this stuff? I am content to stick with theory and not actually make anything as I sure as shit can't afford to buy any machines lol. I'd like to know more about the different machines of a machine shop and how they work, at least in theory.
Do you know much about stamping? Do you do any stamping at your workshop?
 >>/780913/
you can watch youtube videos to the cows come home, but you just have to know someone who owns one and will let you play. its the only way to learn
 >>/780920/
> 30+ 
hell yeah
> below 30 who never went to collage 
hell yeah  
> below 30 and in uni 
sadly, they got brainwashed to the point where they are latent nigger lovers or woke bitches 
the good part is that everybody laughs at them 
they'll grow out of it  eventually 
 >>/780926/
any other city except for bucharest? 
you're more likely to meet aliens 
bucharest? 
they pumped all the pajeets, arabs, africans, and chinks possible into the delivery industry 
so pretty common
I just hope that people wake up before those retards start making 10 nigglets per family and turn bucharest in africa 2.0
they are literally fucking slaves
and their kids are gonna be anger filled cunts because their parents couldn't integrate them properly into this culture 
christ's sake they can't even speak two words in english, let alone romanian
they don't even know how to use maps 
they just go to random people on the street and show them their phones hoping they'll be pointed to the destination 
fucking braindead darkies 
the only nice immigrants are the chinks
 >>/780927/
> hope that people wake up 
Do Romanians hear about the stuff happening in France, the UK, USA etc? Are there Romanians against it or are Romanians sleepwalking into it?
 >>/780928/
There are problems with chinks but they are better than the indians and blacks, yes.
 >>/780929/
> Do Romanians hear about the stuff happening in France, the UK, USA etc? 
only a part of the younger ones know how serious it is 
> Are there Romanians against it or are Romanians sleepwalking into it?
sleepwalking for the most part 
must of us hate them and realize the implications, but we're too lazy/not organized enough to do something against it
bill texted at 6am trying to claim he went to bed early and didn't see my message
he then tried to put the decision to go or not back onto me
ignoring him and harrumphing
> Top NSW cop’s name to be secret until 2063 after drink-drive charge
>  >The identity of a top-ranking police officer accused of crashing his car in Sydney while drunk will remain suppressed for 40 years after a court agreed to an unprecedented secrecy push by NSW Police.
https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/top-nsw-cop-s-name-to-be-secret-until-2063-after-drink-drive-charge-20231201-p5eoej.html
 >>/780955/
I did a hard messy poo that went lopsided as it came out of my hole and smeared all around my cheeks and almost up to my balls.
Had to wipe heavy duty and got shit all over my hands and it was very stinky shit too.
Hahaha 
One of my clients told me about this chick.
She used to live in a bus near Gawler. Her husband would drive the bus from city to city because she doesn't drive.
She'd kick him out when getting fucked. 
One of the bits in the add mentions non smoking, but she loves the mints. 

https://www.realbabes.com.au/escorts/sa/adelaide/mrs-d-bongogirl
If you go to punter planet (Whore reviews) and click the 'I'm not 18 yet' button, it sends you to Jordan Peterson's website. 
Degen humour.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-12-03/first-nations-people-given-names-like-bing-crosby-and-stalin/103140862
Kek
7 and a half minutes on the spin bike. I go flat out for the last 30 seconds. Lots of clanking and groaning from the machine.
nuro is such a respected member of the master machinist community that CNC mill manufacturers pay him to promote their equipment on instagram as an influencer
 >>/781004/
Holy shit, I was just buying a can of tomato paste on friday, it was so cheap, then I saw it was made in china and changed my mind and went with the expensive aussie option. Dodged a bullet there.
goddamn I like AI fake christopher lee on midnight broadcast, he's like an old friend for people who don't have any old friends
Bill wanted Vilis at 11am, then wanted to go to Bunnings even though we were there yesterday, then wanted to go to the servo for energy drinks. Harrumphing internally.
 >>/781019/
i got two pasta trays, 2 pies, ham and cheese croissant and loaf of olive sourdough and some bread rolls for $20 because i rocked up at the end of cars and coffee 5 minutes before they closed and the girls like me

so cope and seethe ?
 >>/781004/
I've been saying that for a while now. The Italian stuff is only a little extra then the Chinese one if you are too tight for the Australian one.
 >>/781024/
> and the girls like me
Nuro has been banging this drum ever since Davo started chasing tail. He is trying to set himself up as some expert womaniser just like he did with welding, machining, maths, cars, heaps of other shit.
Honestly nuro, the girls probably just heard you were homeless. They felt sorry for the NDIS mong living in a dunny and thought they'd give it some food like it was some stray cat or something.
 >>/781028/
One of your customers wasn't obviously disgusted by your presence so you shaved your balls and were going on about how you'd be going to hers to fuck her. Of course this didn't end up happening and so you covered it all up with yet more lies.
Imagine bragging about your goyslop when you're still "saving money" after multiple years to move out of the dunny.
KingCobraJFS should be going live in about 4 hours, to celebrate Ozzy Osbourne's b-day. If he has any booze that is.
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 >>/781061/
This. But its gotten way worse. People here are getting incredibly obsessed and unhinged and getting stuck in their own feedback loops.

Example. I said my lunch was from the german bakehouse and that i got it at the end of cars and coffee

 >>/781057/
this drooling autistic retard says it was closed today and i am lying. 

< FACT: Carss and coffee was yesterday. I got it yesterday you dumb bitch ass uncomfy faggot.
 >>/781021/
It would be a Cringemass miracle if he managed to make a basic meat and two veg dish, cooked in pans too, not a roast baken in the oven along with frozen chips.
 >>/781095/
Your CRN is shown on the mygov/cenno login page. 
I also need to talk to them. Declared my work last week but didn't declare any pay because I haven't been paid yet. Mong life
Bill has gone.
Finally taking a massive shit. Been a few days since the last. Was starting to seep and irritate my ring piece.
Got some hard solo in the fridge.
Projectionist neet here - there's a plastic burning smell coming from my computer - if I should fail to show up at womboflix tonight, you'll know it's because it developed into an electrical fire
just tried youtube without an adblocker. Got a 5 minute ad in the middle of my video. Do normies actually live like this?
 >>/781183/
youtube are being absolute fuckwits lately
they've broken the new video bell notification for the last 3 days
they're adding javascript to deliberately slow down certain non-chrome browsers
people are reporting that music videos that contain slurs and now getting prompted to type in "I am okay" or similar before they can proceed
the adblock notices some people are receiving
etc
 >>/781183/
> Do normies actually live like this?
Over on whirlpool forums some of them are shocked people are blocking ads, they see that as bad cause it is depriving youtube of revenue and they consider it stealing. Yes they are a weird bunch over there.
I need an elite team of NEETs choppered in to save me from the obesity and laziness that has ruined my life.
 >>/781208/
I'm thinking of switching from ubuntu to debian, I've been using ubuntu for years, but I've just been more happy with debian whenever I've tried it. Less fancy crap.
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/neonazi-protest-rocks-ballarat-as-community-expresses-outrage-over-march/news-story/c712298f91da22cbe050fe48d9f0cbec
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12817343/Melbourne-tram-brawl-Passengers-punched-threatened-baseball-bat-attending-Good-Things-Festival-Flemington-Racecourse.html
Think I'll take that chink tomato paste back and just put it back on the shelf. Won't even bother asking for a refund.
I throw chicken carcases and old meat into the bushes outside people's houses to attract flies and roaches so they can eventually overtake their house
https://dailystormer.in/women-outraged-after-relationship-expert-advises-man-to-break-up-with-slut-over-body-count/
lol the news.com.au cave troll got an article on the stormer

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