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Our Father in heaven,	
hallowed be your name,
We ask you to make IGAs aircon unit fail suddenly
For him to Have to work for the dole by years end
For the cops to finally catch him drink driving
For him to be prosecuted for his false police reports 
For his lease to be terminated 
And for Monk to rangeban any IGA post from now on

Amen
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It contains beef mince, onion, red kidney BEANS, borlotti BEANS, carrot, the peas will be added at the end.
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Am sorry I missed the movie. Woke up at 4, went back to sleep, woke up at 6 did a bit of housework, went back to sleep, then woke up late.
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Did a patrol. Mummybot gave me lots of chocolate, so that's a good reason to go up the bush and put it in my sweets stash. The tiny birdos here are sweet and fly about your head. Kino.
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 >>/781400/
Wikipedia says she is Canadian. I've known the descendants of Hungarian immigrants here and they usually don't know any Hungarian at all. Hungarians here seem to regard knowledge of Hungarian to be contrary to assimilation - but there are some exceptions of course.
I've also known their descendants to be very interested in learning it to the puzzlement of the Hungarians.
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I heard that Tiffin speaks a sort of bush pidgin consisting of aboriginal languages, English and Afrikaans.
He points and grunts and can almost always be understood.
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I heard they are banning the little plastic table they put in the middle of the pizza. Environmental shit.
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Kek.
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=NTmk0Pqk6hs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NTmk0Pqk6hs

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Perhaps her granddaddy was Hungarian. Such cases.
> puzzlement
It gives superpowers.

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When I was a kid white chocolate was a real treat, tasted so good. Now they make it tastes like condensed milk. I guess they substitute cocoa butter with palm oil or other crap.

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Perhaps they are separated into different countries today, but united by food, drink, Russian, and racism.

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That's a superpower too.
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I am not a fan of some of the ingredients Tiffin tops his pixxas with, but I think if I asked him nicely he would probably make a special one just for me.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12818179/Diana-actress-Elizabeth-Debicki-33-goes-shopping-sister-world-does-Crown-star-need-Stanley-knife.html

> Stanley-Knife
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Drove around another locanto google location. Found the house by the photos. The lady is standing in front of distinct brickwork on the house. Drove past three times slowly but didn't see any smiling faces greeting me in and there was a ute in the driveway so I didn't stop. What a strange animal I have become.
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I drove around the back of the block and parked to recalibrate my coordinates and reversed two houses back to see if I could walk up a driveway to the house behind like it looked on the map.
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Today's going to be the day I finally get my shit together. I just have a feeling it's going to happen.
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Sir is doing the needful.
> Three food delivery riders were rushed to hospital after an e-bike battery exploded in their apartment >building in Sydney's Inner West.
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LOL
> "There wasn't much in there, it's a small one bedroom unit and it's concrete walls and floors," he said.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/annandale-sydney-fire-lithium-battery-food-delivery-bike/9715b946-b2cf-465a-b3ce-b17c10d4b538
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New battery acquired, I was lucky my CBR started when I was at Dans on friday, I am too old and worn out to be push starting.
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The advert says new girls (or something) at 'the cottage', like the cottage is a place of business or a landmark, rather than a home. One of the photos says Salisbury Hwy on it too, just no house number. 
But there's pics in front of the red cornered brick house with white tiles and yukka plants and a grey fence out the back. 
It's 113 Salisbury Hwy if you want to knock on the door. I would've if the ute wasn't there. 
Might be the old viet farmer that got them from the boat but might've also been the morning John.
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Thinking admiringly about Omniman from Invincible, appreciating how a fascist society can raise better people.
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Wish I knew some coke dealers, like some neets. Anyway, garn shops to get a white mondster, you neets need anything?
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Not gonna lie NEETs but I used to be a bit worried I'd fall off if I didn't hold on. Mastering it now. Confidence increasing. Mind pleasantly wandering. Time going by faster. Winning.
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Still dithering over my OS problem.
Using the situation to take a break from the addiction.
Still heavily using the phone though.
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/car-advice/a-womans-attempt-to-fix-her-car-before-my-partner-sees-this-sparks-outpouring-of-concern-for-safety/news-story/89656e1720724a3f0f0999b39322af6d
imagine having a dumb bitch wreck your car and then having her stupid question on the internet causing people to start investigating you for domestic violence
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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/billie-eilish-confirms-huge-personal-news-wasnt-it-obvious/news-story/1b11ee72c75d48f7881cdb362c18302d
I knew that bloke on Peaky Blinders wasn't right
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12821827/Peta-Murphy-dies-Anthony-Albanese-breaks-announces-death.html
oh look albo being a strong male again
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people who tell you to not put a knife into the toaster are just gatekeeping fun. it's not dangerous at all I've done it loads of times
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Does one of you have some kind of farm of DailyMail reader accounts you are using to updoot Joslin? Every time she gets a comment through, a bunch of accounts with names of the format [colour][item] give her an updoot.
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The purported rewards with cocaine don't seem worth the downsides... snorting powder up your nose can't be fun, and then having a runny nose or throat drip or whatever Monk has for 3 days afterwards
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 >>/781629/
We have all been there. Where something is stuck and doesn't fit so you just say fuck it and force it through. That is how I got the scrapes down the side of my car.
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keep waiting for one of the pajeets at teh whizzers to comment on me stinking or not changing my clothes just so I can do a racism and quit but thus far they are not taking the bait
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The trial is being held of the Church of Gail, half way between heaven and Earth in outer space. It's lightyears out there, folks.
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Concerned about sitting in my recliner in this hot weather. Worried my sweat will leave some sort of body-shaped stain.
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No work no pay. It's also a day off on Friday apparently because the full-timers have a christmas party lunch
I just said to the manager 'yeah I've got a runny nose and bit of a sore throat' in a nasally voice. He immediately said I could be and I said 'are you sure? just didn't wanna chuck a sickie on my second week'
I'm doing the right thing, protesting people from covid.
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https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/melatonin-use-and-poisoning-reports-surging-children-revealing-concerning-problem
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got what I needed at Big W
the barber had all the chairs full and about 4 guys waiting, so I went to the bottle-o instead
bitumen cunts wouldn't let me down my side of the street still
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https://www.facebook.com/mobilebarberbus/
this lot do all of adelaide metro 7am to 10pm, if you don't mind looking like a prat with a branded van in your driveway
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Went to local supermarket to buy coke. The kid at the cashier made me repeat my self and then had a shit eating grin. One of these days I'm going to explode a fucking building in minecraft.
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I've noticed on the food delivery apps, McDolans have just about everything like ice cream, sundaes, thickshakes etc grayed out.
Too much hassle, or they get fucked when pajeet delivers melted slop and the customer demands a refund.
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the fucking checkout pig cunt bitch in big w turned away to talk to her colleague the moment I went to do pay wave. Didn't say good bye or anything else. Didn't even look at me.
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what's the point?
they don't fire the staff
the "afghani terrorist with the paedo moustache" is still working at woolies, despite my email exchange with management
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I work in IT and can't understand those fucking things. Screaming and bleep blooping at me about shit in the bagging area and other crap. All while some gormless idiot stands there in a high-vis vest doing nothing to help.
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You need to punch the machine and shout at it for the woman to come over.
I punch and shout at it before I even start scanning and the bitch scans everything for me and tells me to have a nice day.
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Going to the gym tonight. Making a lifting plan for the next few weeks. I've neglected it for too long. NEET fight camp starts today.
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> this has remained until today.
Eh, lots of the people there today are just recent immigrants from Germany and not descendants of the original Germans.
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> He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring
> And said
> "Marry me, Juliet, you'll never have to be alone
> I love you, and that's all I really know
> I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
> It's a love story, baby, just say yes"
I like how Love Story ends so happily.
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 >>/781806/
Yeah, he's gonna have a look at what other places they can put me in. 

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It was fair. I was slower than all the women. A lot of the products were small and fiddly and I could barely handle them while wearing latex gloves. 
Maybe they also just didn't like me because I was being anti-social, which would also be fair I guess.
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https://www.mjbale.com/products/aston-jacket-natural-stretch-greyblue?Size=36&Color=Grey%20Blue
I can get this suit jacket for only $150. It is heavily discounted as the trousers are sold out.
Do you reckon I could wear it on its own? If so, how?
I'm not terrible impressed with the material but it is very cheap.
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Rude.
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I guess you could wear it with black dress pants? Black jeans might work, but I'm not quite cool/gay enough to know, so maybe ask a girl on that one.
It definitely wouldn't work with blue jeans or brown/tan/taupe chinos or whatever.
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also they call it grey-blue but it looks like charcoal to me
there are some ideas here if you don't mind attention: https://lookastic.com/men/charcoal-blazer/looks
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Cheers Webby, I'm worried the black dress pants will look wrong due to being close-but-not-close-enough.
Black jeans would be a clash of formality imo. I haven't asked FRM but she'd probably say that.
> wouldn't work with blue jeans or brown/tan/taupe chinos or whatever.
Due to the clash of formality and the colours being wrong?
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> Due to the clash of formality and the colours being wrong?
more the colours being wrong
you can pair a blazer with jeans, a suit jacket is kind of a blazer, depending on features
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Those labour hire companies have a reputaion to uphold unlike (You). They did the same thing to me after walking out less than a few hours on the first day of a similar production line job. Said I was sick...
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Kek
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Well usually these places are so short of workers to begin with, and they don't want the trouble that comes with slamming the door in workers faces.

You better print off the dismissal form and sent it to them for cenno, they'll want proof you didn't just quit a shit job to get back on
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That person is here every day, all day, all night, constantly hitting refresh. no life, no hobbies, nothing. Always assuming others identities without having any clue. A pure CringeLord.
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Also besides modern weddings, the only other time white suits were worn were in the early 1900s in the deep south USA in summer. And they were cotton or much lighter linen.
An English white tie event only refers to a white tie and white waist coat. The suit is still black.
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In the original script of twin peaks, Cooper and Audrey were meant to fuck, but Kyle Maclachlan made them change it because he didn't think his character should be banging a high school girl.
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had a shave for the first time in months
look like a fucking idiot for not getting that haircut this afternoon
hair in the sideburns area looks ridiculous
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There was no regular cream only clotted cream from New Zealand and a thick lipped coconut nigger was behind the checkout. Kanakas should be toiling in the cane field not handling money and sneering at my purchases. I could barely contain my indignation and was only polite lest he become surly and make a scene.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12822377/Afghan-refugee-High-Court-ruling-charged-Aliyawar-Yawari.html
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Just found out that even though Arthur Conan Doyle was born in scotland he was an irish catholic. Completely lost all respect for him and the character of sherlock now.
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Not him, but I read every book he ever wrote (I had an anthology), and the non-Sherlock stuff was mostly terrible. Awful short stories about boxing and poor attempts at Poe-like horror.
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Weber loudly complained about Jack not voicing strong support for slavery when we watched Master and Commander at the cinema once.
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I told boss man I was taking 3 weeks off for xmas, with start and end dates of my choosing. Don't even have enough leave accrued. Just said I'd take leave without pay when he challenged the difference. Might not go back lol.
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Big domestic on the street outside. There was some sort of meeting on neutral ground between two parties to exchange some items from a relationship gone sour.
One woman kept pleading with them to be civil but they weren't. Lots of shouting and accusations.
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The situation was not as dire as I initially thought. 

Made a gringo ass cheviche with the vinegar from the jalapeno jar and a quarter of a red onion, black and gold lime juice. 
Cooked the beans with onion, spice, Chipotle, a marginal amount of tomato pasta sauce I was going to throw away. 
Cooked the pepper and onion with garlic and rice with tumeric. Had trouble with this because I forgot the multi cooker works on weight so you can't start rice with other shit in the pot on the default setting.
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Big winner was the BEANS, the chipotle sauce is the tits. Didn't use much either, maybe 50c worth. 
Probably cost 6.50 for two serves.

I could probably make a TV show where everyone was trapped in woolies and the best dish got let out. The people would have to bargain with each other to get ingredients, and the presenter would be the self serve machine.
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> everyone was trapped in woolies and the best dish got let out
Until the final challenge where they have to get past of the old dragon lady at the exit where she wants to check your bags and reciept.
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I figure woolies would pay for all the production costs, it would just be a 45 minute woolies add. The interesting part would be watching people try and live in the supermarket.
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According to my clock thermometer it reached a peak indoor temperature of thirty degrees in here yesterday. Right now it is still twenty seven.
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I am getting better at getting my bariatric body out of the recliner. The key is to keep the feet still and just propel the upper body outward.
The feet need to remain firm in preventing the foot rest from rising.
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Had a shower.
Put on clean clothes.
Waiting for the barber to open at 8.30. Will be first.
Just watched a disgusting nigger hawk up a phlegm and spit it.
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lol. lmao.
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monk should get a job directing traffic for construction crews - it can't be too hard if they're using women to do it, and he'd get to be around mostly white tradies all day
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This plug I got from bunnings is too small. The salesman said it was the common size but they dont fit any of my plug holes.
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Take it back and see if they have a bigger one. If not you might have to steal one from a friend's bathroom or laundry. By the time they notice it's gone they will not connect it to your visit.
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Got a haircut for $17 and a can of Rockstar for $3. Barber only had a #1 guard not a 0.5, so my hair is only 3mm and not 1.5mm like I would have preferred.
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> Hmm. We’re having trouble finding that site.
> We can’t connect to the server at www.workforceaustralia.gov.au.
I tried on the app but it says something about not being able to resolve a host.
I might just have to wait a bit. I am anxious to agree to the thing as I don't want to miss out on the cenno by leaving the agreement to late.
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A 3D CAD program that seems popular with the YouTube maker community. It’s not free, but there are student and hobbyist discount codes or something.
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Getting sick of these fucking pajeets 
They want help with everything but can’t even meet me part way with locating credentials or telling me where things are located
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> if I use the shift key for once they won't know it's me
It is unwise to boast about doing something only to then retract your claim and deny ever having done it.
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I am trying to access:
https://www.workforceaustralia.gov.au/
and keep getting "server not found" errors despite resetting my router, changing VPN IPs etc. The internet otherwise works for me.
Those "is it down" sites say it is up.
Any suggestions?
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- Gym (arms) 
- Haircut
- Meal plan
- Groceries (incl. protein and creatine) 
- Laundry
- Start code project 
- Shitpost 5 times
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Okay, firefox and chromium won't load workforce Australia but mullvad browser will. Odd. The site says a planned outage is happening on the eighth. I wonder if that is related.
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Did the workforce thing. I agreed to the job plan. Need to submit my resume for 5 jobs per month. Sounds tough.
It says I don't need to report anything yet, I wonder if it will just start next month lol.
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Yeah they have to process the job plan first and then the requirements start I believe. I don't think it will start next month, mine are typically due on the 15th or so but likely everyone is different, hence why I get paid on Sunday and people don't believe me because think they there's a dole day still. 

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I hope you're finishing early
any standards?
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Same, but this one is set in Miami though (I think), which itself has been BLACKED for a number of years now, so the game isn't being completely inaccurate with its portrayal of the place (if the trailer is anything to go by).
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12824989/brittany-higgins-bruce-lehrmann-defamation-live-stream-david-sharaz.html
lel Bruce’s lawyer has been absolutely smashing this slack mole every day she has taken the stand. Lie tally is up at around 30 now after.
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Wagies walked off the job this morning, that's the ones who aren't already sacked. It's all getting a bit Kek worthy at this point.
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This NEET just posts random photos off reddit and gives no context.
Does not have the brainpower to anticipate that people will be confused.
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You threaten to make zipguns and shoot people you stupid cunt, don't say a suggestion to commit suicide is a death threat.

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