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Majestic NEET Execs sauntering and waddling in the fields and meadows of this great land, all who see them in awe of their size and strength.
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I got stuck behind an elderly German-sounding man at Drakes who had a trolley full of 11L spring water jugs.
He could not understand that the price had gone up. "But they're $8" he kept saying despite it being explained to him that they were $8 but now they're $9.
They had to get two managers in to finally move him on.
He walked out looking bewildered. Some of the life went permanently out of him.
No. 793471 [Preview] [Reply]
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made two ham, salami, and cheese rolls for lunch
motherbat shared her 600ml feel good! iced coffee with me. it did not make me feel good.
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A meal should be no bigger than your fist and a correct portion of meat is less than half.
I've been told by a dietician that protein should be two fingers worth.
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65gm of meat is more than enough.
Should only be a couple of times a week too.

https://www.eatforhealth.gov.au/food-essentials/how-much-do-we-need-each-day/serve-sizes
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I heard a dietician say the correct daily intake of meat was a piece the size of a pack of playing cards.
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only faggots go through the drive through wth their fucken phone out and some digital coupon shit fucken gay
No. 793567 [Preview] [Reply]
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The heating element on my convection oven blew.
I'm going to have to sneak out tonight and put it in the bin.
Cheap shit.
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When I used to live in units somebody wiped the whole row of bins out with their car on bin night once.
It was chaos the police had to block off the road for a bit till it got cleared up.
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Calling Motherbat 'Dirty Mother Hubbard' and making her fetch me things from the cupboard. She getting upset.
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When I ran a chicken farm there was one fuckhuge rooster called Bruce that would run at you if your back was turned and then stop and pretend he wasn't when you turned round.
I used to shoot him with my nerf gun but he started it.
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Weber why did you take sweetie to a boarding kennel instead of having her there with you and motherbat?
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 >>/793735/
The meatballs? No, they are just a mix of veal and pork.
The sauce was a Dolmio red wine and garlic and onion (or something).
The pasta was a Barilla spaghettini 5 minootie one.
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> Sizzler
Ah man, I loved going there when I was a kid, when they had the all you could eat salad bar. Greatly saddened to hear that they closed.
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I can see him finally building up the courage to put it out and a big downpour appears, then he needs to wait by the bin until it passes
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 >>/793787/
The silver fox undoubtably has dangerous covert operations he has to undertake for alex jones or elon musk, he has no time for yacht racing at an event he's already won multiple times before.
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Exchanged words with an e-scooter retard who had the temerity to ding his bell at me twice on a long uphill. The first time I immediately went full power to the top but on the way down he dinged again because I go slow and safe past the hazards. I didnt even turn round but he passes when the path opened up and keeps mouthing off so I put him behind me again and he is still trying to have a go when I stop at the shops. He asked me for feedback on his ride so I give him some well deserved scorn and he scoots off in tears. These kids on their toys dont realize the bike path is a arena where heroes like me will battle all comers for the sake of glory and e-scoonies are at the bottom of the food chain.
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Got breathoed by the drug bus. Had just washed my mouth out with listerine too. Was absolutely shitting myself. Adrenaline pulsing through my veins
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Found a lost mong in the bad home area, eventually got through to JUST.ltd 

As usual the JUST manager at JUST.ltd had no idea their mong was loose, panicked, thought we had abducted the mong, eventually had to conceed that as we already had their mong we might as well return the mong to JUST.ltd by taxi. 

The mong was totally fine and apparently got to the bad home area in exactly the same way we sent them back. God protects mongs and lost horses.
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https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/crime/dashcam-captures-ute-run-over-woman-in-horrifying-sunshine-coast-road-rage-incident/
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 >>/793833/
Typical 4 way phone call
> oh my god sir your location please where is DURR currently one minute *indistinct yelling* sir ok. Ok sir please uh.... your good name sir... one minute *indistinct clattering*
Returning lost mongs is part and parcel
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In the bad home area anyone who has their shit together has to do some wrangling. Poor JUST.ltd has no idea what's going on or who anyone is.
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I took the convection oven out to the bin. I concealed it in a black plastic garbage bag.
It is going to make a big noise when the bin is emptied. Feeling nervous.
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Went to bunniggers 
Felt anxious talking asking for directions 
Felt adrenaline in the case I was stopped by booze bus niggers again even though I'm 00 
A schitz day overall, better luck tomorrow
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Has Monk Been in n a brick shedhouse the entire time ?? What the fuck ? NEETs I have not been here for a while .Can someone give me a quick run down
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Made cheeseburgers, melted the cheese this time. Made special sauce. 

With 10 burger patties on special the plan is to make two cheesburgers  two kofte, two bouritoes.
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 >>/793925/
It was like a real restraunt but also fast food and they had an all you can eat salad bar and various all you can eat specials and the food was pretty good generally.
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 >>/793913/
One time I dropped a steak on the ground in this murky grey puddle and I put the steak back on the grill for a minute then served it to a customer.
If they ordered a well done I would cook it to medium well then the put it in the microwave to get it the rest of the way.
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 >>/793931/
Moisture, the floor only got mopped at the end of the night so it could be any mixture of liquid.
Those little slider burgers they had for a while were all cooked in the microwave.
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I got the purple the colour I wanted finally but I had to do too many coats.
Might try a grey undercoat on the next one.
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Most of the racking is fucked anyway, it's double reach and they pop half the bars out because they're retards and there's nobody really running the place.
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Saved the cucumber. Half to a basic salad and the other for cold soup I'll eat tomorrow as the temps forecast close to 40C!
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my sheets are all out on the line
no sheets for my bed
fuck
going to need to sleep on the floor
fuck me dead
neetlyfe
still better than toiletman gets i guess
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my mattress isn't bare but i've just got a rug on it
no sheets and i just checked the ones ont he line and they are all wet
woe
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“Your credit score is unimportant, similar to the number of dates you are supposed to go on before dropping the n-word.”
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Bad home block party. Counting down the seconds until shit goes sideways and police raid the block again
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> Billionaire dies during Paris penis enlargement operation
> https://torontosun.com/news/world/billionaire-dies-during-paris-penis-enlargement-op
> “Billionaire diamond trader Ehud Arye Laniad’s pursuit of a plentiful penis has ended in his death. The 65-year-old big wheel died of a heart attack at a private Paris hospital where he was undergoing a penis enlargement procedure. Reports say the Israeli-Belgian died on the operating table. Belgian media report that Laniad was stricken when a substance was injected into his penis triggering his demise.”
No. 794038 [Preview] [Reply]
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Does a NEET have a link to a reliable website that lets you rent a mobile number to use to sign up to websites that demand verification?
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https://lmgtfy.app/?q=free+usa+mobile+number+trial

https://www.trialopedia.com/lists/virtual-phone-number-free-trials/
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Good evening, fellas.
I see not much complaints for bad sleep today.

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I can read that on the mug, relatively quick. All the time spent on imageboards suddenly worth it.
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Have placed a bracket where the timber fence rail had come away from the post and fixed a few loose palings on the fence, the neighbours have been away so I have been able to get out in the yard and do a few things.
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UV warning today. I advise neets to stay inside, bathed in the comforting glow of their LCD monitor instead of the nasty sun.
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hey nuro, what percentage of people in queensland use sunscreen every day?
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 >>/794064/
Unsheeted mattress are fine. They are cooler to sleep on. 

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I got that mug from a Brisbane nightclub who the fuck knows. Seems ok to me 

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I don’t know about every day but all the beach goers do. I don’t I hate the stuff when riding the sweat gets it in my eyes and makes my grips slippery. Fuck the zinc Jew.

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I am actually running low on brain force. I only buy when it’s on sale and the shipping is fucking expensive thanks USPS

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Another online order cancelled for risk assessment reasons and my money refunded.
This has been happening all the time since I moved to this bad home suburb.
I think the whole place is flagged as dodgy.
Very frustrating.
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That is every day now. Monk doesn't give a shit and just lets it run wild. I'm not sure if the IRC brownnosing he was talking about doing is related. Monk is fully in the cuckshed now though.
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No although there are some quest mods. Even world add ons and stuff don't tend to add all that much as they use the same textures again and again. It is the retextures that make it balloon.
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I was recently reminded of the cloud district guy because I recognised his voice actor playing Hisoka in Hunter x Hunter.
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 >>/794143/
I haven't played it for a few years but I did have a mod organiser that worked well, could have been wabbajack.
I remember it made life a lot easier.
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Imagining Weber gunning the corvette straight through Subway while Motherbat opens fire out the window.
It would be like a remake of that Blues Brothers scene.
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Loverslab? I've never understood all of that. If I'm horny I wank to porn. I've never bothered with those sex mods. Especially the ones that aren't just nudity but have the goofy sex animations.
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Nazeem is quite similar to Keegan really. Nazeem doesn't have a house at all, he has the farm he visits but no where for him to live there so he sleeps in the Drunken Huntsman inn. A haughty homeless man. Very nuro-esque.
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There was a mod that turned Skyrim into a zombie apocalypse that would spread across the map.
You had to defend towns you wanted to still shop at or they'd get zombie wiped.
Cannot remember what it was called though.
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I found game sex and the associated process of getting it very arousing.
I remember playing Dragon Age a long time ago and being way more horny for it than any porn.
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neets, when you actually leave the hovel to take a break, where do you go? I can only think of the food court at the shopping centre, and the local library, which is full of smelly homeless neets nowadays.
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I've got bush and the river near me that is good for a break from life.
The shops and library in my area are also full of smelly neets though.
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They need to solve this housing crisis before these new smelly neets give real smelly NEETs a bad name.
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I bought some cologne from chemist warehouse. I had to get a staff member to open the cabinet then they walked it over and put it behind the checkout counter and the woman there kept it out of reach until the computer said my card payment had gone through.

That is what shopping is like in the ghetto. It will be bulletproof floor to ceiling glass next.
You will have to walk around stores handcuffed to a Pajeet security guard.
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My Craigs has an armoured cabinet they keep the spirits in.
When I first moved out here all the bottles on the shelves had a little lock cap they had to take off to stop boongs from sculling in the store.
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>  My Craigs has an armoured cabinet they keep the spirits in.
>  When I first moved out here all the bottles on the shelves had a little lock cap they had to take off to stop boongs from sculling in the store.
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>  NEET [Australia] 4 minutes ago [Preview] No.794196 [X] del  >>/794197/
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>  >handcuffed to a Pajeet security guard
>  So long as I get a sexy bearded bear sikh guard. No homo.
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>  NEET [Australia] 3 minutes ago [Preview] No.794197 [X] del
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>  Nope sorry you get a grubby pajeet with an unwashed arse.
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>  NEET [Australia] 3 minutes ago [Preview] No.794198 [X] del  >>/794200/
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>  Lizbef CW?
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>  NEET [Australia] 2 minutes ago [Preview] No.794199 [X] del  >>/794202/
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>  Poo deployed. It was almost black.
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>  NEET [Australia] 2 minutes ago [Preview] No.794200 [X] del  >>/794201/
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>  No.
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>  NEET [Australia] about a minute ago [Preview] No.794201 [X] del
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>  Munno Para CW?
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>  NEET [Australia] about a minute ago [Preview] No.794202 [X] del
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>  Your arse is racist.
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 >>/794202/
A mechanic I used to work with liked to use the phrase 'blacker than a black fella's arsehole'. I have no idea how black a black arsehole is, but I expect them to be black hole level black.
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Pajeet Jimmy Brings delivered while Motherbat was getting changed. She did not notice. Mission accomplished.
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Glixnort zzzblipx? Zwoomph gleeblix snorp zyrr florgle blip, plith zingzang xyrr woopz. Flibbering greebs quorx zaptazorp zorptation, plingx vibraflux resonozz zazkroblat. Contriblix zzoogles, kwap blibber firplix zentagal.
> Azxx gleeblix-harmonyx zwoopz
> Centhix, zaptzaptz flynergy
> Zubbadubba puzztanding pingblorp
Splaxxon.
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 >>/794211/
Motherbat's visit is a good opportunity to quit drinking and get the diet on track too.
By the time she leaves you would be feeling great and ready to continue. 2024 Weber glow up arc.
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Someone dumped four bags of rubbish on the median next to my house. Now I see someone has moved them onto the road. They are in a line blocking half the road.
Bad home area.
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 >>/794245/
I might do likewise when I get some more bench space for the spare bedroom. Then I can do guns and electronics and car models and whatever side by side.
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Yes. I have already declined more choggies and chippies and stuff, and the 6 inch subway today was the first fast food since last Friday. The alcohol will be the hardest, although I think I will compromise and stop buying wine and premix and just start working on those 18 or 19 bottles of scotch a little bit each night.
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I did use those mods to spank Lydia quite a few times
Whinge about carrying my burdens you fucking bitch
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I am a bloody idiot I got over 40 tubs of paint and I completely forgot brown.
How did I forget brown?
How did they not include brown in the basic colours set?
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Herder called me, while on shift with another client (from a different company) and put her on after giving me the low down on how the bleep bloop app works or something. That was all a bit intense.
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On hot days Cruisey would deliberately burn my bare legs with the seatbelt buckle while strapping me in.
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Weber, leave a light on for me
I'll be there before you close the door
To give you all the love that you need
Weber, leave a light on for me
'Cause when the world takes me away
You are still the air that I breathe
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> Inspiring
I am fearful that the slightest thing will have me explode in a fountain of penis mayo in the week 8-14 January. A suggestive Olive would absolutely do it.
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Motherbat is watching some Entertainment Tonight shit on the tele and it's basically a documentary on Denzel Washington and she's all "he is one of the nice ones" (niggers) and getting shitty with me and telling me to put my headphones on and shut the fuck up.
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https://twitter.com/muslimdaily_/status/1739566039237595353
> 30 Australian women inspired by Gaza convert to Islam

Where's Trev when you need him?
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They haven't emptied the bin yet. It must be coming soon. Nervously imagining the sound that convection oven is going to make.
The sound of a bin with an inappropriate item inside. A bin of shame. The neighbour will know.
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Put Motherbat in charge of toasting the damper buns under the griller. She ended up giving me two top halves (coated with flour) and herself two bottom halves. One fucking job to do.

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