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With 8.5 tonnes of fireworks set to be launched across two displays, at 9pm and midnight, the focus this year will be firmly anchored around First Nations traditions.

To kick things off, the Tribal Warrior Association will conduct a smoking ceremony across three boats to "cleanse the harbour of negative spirits" in preparation for the new year, using eucalyptus leaves to purify the space and pay respect to the traditional custodians of the land, past and present.
 >>/795515/
if any war would start, I would gtfo at light speed 
I don't care about this shithole any more than I do about the gigantic turd I let out this morning
 >>/795511/
He'd spend the whole time complaining about Asians in rented cars going 10ks below the speed limit and talking in the shop while he inspects the spar potential.
 >>/795531/
there's cluj, a really clean city in this country 
why is it clean? 
they forcefully sent all the gypsies in some sort of outskirt, and offered them no fucking public transportation
take lessons
Can mong herders actually take mongs on international holidays? It wouldn't surprise me if they could.
 >>/795541/
Insurance is the issue, not compliance. 
Although, supports are supposed to be provided in Australia I think. I have heard of people going overseas. The invoices will only state hours, not where they went or what they did.
 >>/795553/
> all-you-can-drink alcohol
It would close the next day when a mong drives home and crashes into something then blames Sozzlers for serving him all the booze.
The old mints used to say F and L on them, (Full strength 4mg and Low strength 1.5mg).
Maybe they had to change that to the current 4 and I presume 1.5 stamped on the top, so they were made to change it.
There's a second compartment behind the hole.
 >>/795586/
Sitting in the back of a wagon and gooning with some cheeseburgs with you lot would be pretty fun. We could go all he way to Niggers Creek, QLD
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Not a single word describing the man
> ‘What an a**hole’: Locals fume over killing of iconic Blue Groper in Sutherland Shire
>  >The blue groper, known for being non-aggressive and inquisitive, has been the official fish of New South Wales since 1996 and is protected by law from spearfishing and commercial enterprise.
>  >The groper, affectionately named ‘Gus’ by the community, was speared at Old Park in Cronulla, which is a well-signed no-spearfishing zone.
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/what-an-ahole-locals-fume-over-killing-of-iconic-blue-groper-at-the-shire/news-story/d6e9ce5a7f83f82229d4dd10bb3f672c
I have high hopes for our retarded friend.
Maybe with a new attitude and a smile in his heart he can shit in a pan twice in 2024.
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 >>/795622/
I have no hope for most NEETs in 2024. The good NEEts have achieved steady state. It will be more of the same. But the other Problem NEETs are just going to accelerate that downward spiral. God i hope IGA gets cut off from xenon and has massive housing problems and has to move to Gympie or Deception Bay. I hope his poorly serviced car breaks too. I hope a spark plug chip rattles an engine cylinder. 

After all the damage he has done here and to imissfather we can only hope.
 >>/795618/
the ancient ones were, the modern ones are more like muslim rape babies. Also there seems to be a diaspora vs mainland split, with all of the smart greeks you see around being from the diaspora around the mediterranean
 >>/795623/
I just hope he comes up with some new material because he is so very obvious when he cycles through the same bait all day.
It's like the poor fella has massive autism or something.
 >>/795627/
> be subversive and destabilise the board because you are unemployed and this is all you got
> I am not doing it it X Y Z NEET is 
>  I am going accuse X Y Z NEET of causing the problems 
>  I was the first NEET in board history to Permanently bannned 
>  I am just going to keep accusing and reporting everyone else for ban evasion

IGA is one hell of a of a piece of shit. Karma is  a bitxh and it’s coming his way in 2024. 

The good home NEEts will triumph in 2024 !
having one last kfc binge before the wagon arrives. I wanted to have chinky, but the regular chinky was closed
 >>/795636/
I would like to taste it before passing judgement on whether I would eat it all. It looks nice like a short noodle soup without the dumpling cases.
The kfc drive through qt wished me a happy new year, which was nice, and it'll be the only time tonight.
 >>/795645/
The last time I went to KFC i asked for 6 pieces of HOT AND SPICY. Dumb bitch rang up original AGAIN! 

Went to maccas this morning and asked for a PLAIN SAUSAGE MCMUFFIN 

And he rang up a Sausage and EGG AGAIN ! 

These fucking zoomer fuxks I need to double check every single order lately 


REEEEEEEEEEREERRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
I have been watching lots of Hunter x Hunter today. The ant King has just hatched.
Gon and Killua are good wholesome boys. Winning with the power of friendship.
> Well its about that time, friends. The workshop has been running non-stop for two years since Ashley’s passing.
> These holidays we are closed from the 22nd of December until the 3rd of January to catch up on much needed rest and a backlog of engineering-related jobs. While we still might be able to accommodate some emergency repairs, we ask you respect the holidays and leave non-essential servicing until the new year.
> Thank you all for your support — HGR
Has nuro been evicted or is he still in the dunny?
> thinking about that 1 am neet who was in his neighbour's house while the neighbours were loudly fucking in his house for some reason
 >>/795685/
His taste in alcohol and food is quite unrefined but he has okayish taste in music.
> can't believe
Seven standards for seven dollars, I can believe it. He thinks he is too good for goon and so he goes for the next cheapest thing.
I did a poo in the shower but it was too dry and hard to stomp down the drain so I'll stomp the rest down during tomorrow's shower.
 >>/795738/
Here we go again. 
> it’s not IGA
> it’s only one person that doesn’t like 
We know you use 3 browsers 
We see you
You have been seen
You have been noticed
What the fuck do you get out of doing this shit over and over?
Are you really this desperate for attention that you sit here trolling yourself?
Neighbours came around to welcome me to their backyard party.
I was rude and awkward. I sort of closed the door in their fave and said happy new year as I closed it.
This is getting truly pathetic.
I have seen crazy screaming people n trains who had more dignity than this.
 >>/795796/
Stop being such a lying deceit ridden shitlord.
You got rangebanned by Shiban hundreds of times during your big tantrum of 2020 when you decided to start spamming the board because no one wanted you here. no one still wants you here no one wants anything to do with you in real life either you are certified dead end loser🤡 
They are starting to get rowdy out on the streets. The squealing tires from the burnouts, the cheers of the bad home mob.
How's gf2023 looking neets? 2 hours left, not too late to make an account on a dating app and chat to some desperate qts.
I saw a porn film once where a guy in a shark costume rooted a really fat chick on a boat.
It was very funny.
 >>/795857/
Fiddy's song In Da Club was actually inspired by all his adventures nightclubbing with the silver fox. A little known fact is that nuro and fiddy were childhood friends.
Where do you neets get your protein powder? I'm looking to get something cheap. Is bulk nutrients still good?
Watching a show about vile british people called Filthy,Rich and Catflap and they have murdered two milkmen for no reason in the first 10 minutes.
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/princess-mary-to-become-queen-of-denmark-after-abdication/news-story/f389a3510005b94d442dffae44ba6231
Good morning NEETs. Happy new year.
I was woken up early when an ambulance visited next door. Very loud engine just idling for an hour.
I think I will give up reading the news sites for my new year resolution.
All the news does is upset me. There is no need for me to know what is going on out there.
Motherbat insists on reading aloud from the paper, no matter how many times I say I don't care or harrumph at her.
Discovered that my new device actually has native spyware.i get adds and data collected about me from my own device, which they sell. 
Very angry
Having a coffee and a mint. Might as well just have a goon and a choof because I know I'm too weak willed.
My sort of resolution (I don't really do that) is cutting back drinking to no more than 3 days a week.
Today's a shit day to start. 
Unironically thinking about tomorrow.
I'm so irritated all the time. The noises outside, people talking, sunlight refracting into my eyes, itchy skin, coffee is slightly not sweet enough, telephones exist,
I'm going to check out one of the wargaming clubs next week.
Hopefully some of them will be more NEET than nerd.
 >>/796015/
I know a few that frequent the shops in best A, there's Dragon's Lair in Salisbury and one up at Modbury. 
They're all with the tism but most are okay. Kind of reminds me of the metal mongs that used to play that stuff 20 years ago.
 >>/796021/
They were that too. I remember being at a party and a guy was giving himself a burn mark tattoo thing. Was deep in his arm near the tendons. 
Think he was doing it with a coat hanger.
Boongery might be on the cards. 
I'm going to record the sessions here. 
Still planning on 3 times a week (not including work lunch beers). Also going to try and cut back mints.
 >>/796019/
Yeah the metal mongs are generally the more fun crew. bloody good description actually
The game stores tend to have screaming children and I want to avoid that.
There is one that lives near me. Metal t-shirt, cargo shorts, shoulder length ginger hair.
I see him walking past. Very overweight.
I think he has a gf.
 >>/796043/
ProteinNEET was the only one of us with a good enough paycheck to get on a rental lease, then he had a different person move in or out about every month. They were all the goths and d and d folks. 
You'd walk in and there'd be people swinging broadswords and reciting red dwarf.
Also if we switch to only having one or two
Methuselah 6 litres (8 bottles). Salmanazar 9 litres (12 bottles). Balthazar 12 litres (16 bottles) Nebuchadnezzar 15 litres (20 bottles)
each week, we can stay on the wagon
I have put the old NEET indoors outfit in the wash.
I am wearing the new NEET indoors outfit now. 7XL Big Joe black tee, 3XL anko blue shorts. The shorts are the fancier $15 kind. They stay up better than the old ones.
I need a haircut. I am probably going to go to Just cuts even though that bitch there was so rude to me last time.
I will probably get a different one this time. It is too hard to find a new hairdresser.
I will stick to what I know.
 >>/796084/
That executive would not even be able to get a Big Joe 7XL over his chest.
I find Big Joe sizes run quite small. A lot more room in a Jonny Bigg 7XL.
I am going to watch some more Hunter x Hunter now. I no longer skip the opening credits, I've found the song has grown on me.
The gin I bought was watered down. Very angry. 
Rather than being a craft gin, some fag had just rebottled commercial gin at half strength and given it a deceptive name.
 >>/796115/
I read a thread about a bloke who bought a crate of fancy whisky for an investment.
When he went to sell them he found out he had 12 bottles of cheap shit in fake bottles and the company he bought them from didn't exist anymore.
I took the side panel off my computer to switch some harddrives around and accidentally knocked a glass of water into it. I hit the power switch at the back then unplugged the cable. I've mopped it up as best as I can. Should I just leave it a few days to dry before using it?
 >>/796119/
Common problem, I used to check the seals on all my bottles online for duplication. Producers who won't provide anti counterfeit services are invariably selling market share to bootleggers. Even top shelf brands do this
 >>/796134/
I assumed so, that's the whole reason scams work. People only do sneaky things when they are trying to outsmart someone else. 
Eventually all these narcissistic people end up trying to scam one another in a ponzi
> out of nowhere it’s having a go at nuro for no reason 

Looks like dickhead just awoke after his goon coma 

Brace yourself for gaslighting and low quality bait.
 >>/796160/
Indeed, as he quickly used anyone he knew as a bridge to unwitting victims. Playing dumb as if he were a victim himself his behaviour became increasingly bizarre as he took Tate style courses to try and pass himself off as a businessperson.
 >>/796169/
Thy were taught to do this thing where they never mentioned it to anyone they knew, but tried to rope in their friends friends. So they didn't just sink themselves socially they also sank anyone stupid enough to still be friends with them.
By the time I found out and disowned the neet, many neets admitted that he had approached them and they hadn't said anything. How many people did he actually scam in the end? Who can say. 

Even Dickens and Dostoevsky wrote about such characters
 >>/796174/
Self aware is the exact opposite of what they are, because they know full well what they're doing but not why they are doing it. It's like the scorpion and the frog.
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Somewhat confused kafkas' dishes. 
The kind of thing a Turkish cook would serve at a coastal resort.

The oven and air conditioner are now locked in mortal combat.
not gonna make a full afternoon's wagon ride fellas, need to pull over and get some chocolate. Do you neets need anything?
 >>/796193/
I've a confession - every time you ask me I pick it up from the shops, but keep eating it on the way home. Try asking for something less tasty.
 >>/796201/
Yep, seems it is working. I booted to get a file I needed. It worked fine but then when I went to shut it down there was a beeping sound and not from the speakers, they were disconnected. I've got it in the shed. Hopefully it will be okay when it is fully dry and I didn't fuck it by doing that boot.
 >>/796202/
Not entirely but I have the important stuff.
4 cones
2 standos 

Thinking about being sober until Wednesday lunch. Got shifts and stuff to do tomorrow.
https://mega.nz/file/iNtSyZYK#_bvSLUUpqtPRm-1ytH37OBejK_y5grYwKgS5qsCXTH4
one of the videos I recorded 
the boomers shat they pants and kept shouting at me because they thought I would fall
that's pretty much the tallest building (or highest point in the area) 
being the king of the city feels good, even if just for a couple of minutes
gotta say this alien isolation game is first class. It's been a long time since I've played a new game - I mostly just replay old ones, or old ones with new mods.
We had better declare 2024 another year of acceptance.
It is already clear that the struggle will be pointless. We must accept.
Struggling to get assistance at Bunnings? Try starting one of their chainsaws in the aisle. They come running from everywhere.
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Was thinking about the blue eye samurai, the central message seems to be that white people are vastly superior to all others. A hapa can beat virtually any japanese even without a proper samurai upbringing, and only a full blooded white guy can match the hapa.
I hope neet zoomers are monitoring tiktok for the latest tsunami vidoes, I want to see them as soon as they get posted.
Is this tsunami a real happening?
I don't want to break my no news sites resolution for a nothingburger.
I feel the need to scratch at the inside of my neetstick, as though there is something crawling around in there.
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Nuro just finished  hand buillding his  new subbass processing system. 

> if only you knew how correctly wired the speakers were ……
> What did you spend years building ?
> Please do tell.

These are the posts that really piss me off.

Ashley spent years building his bicycle repair business, earning the due respect of his customers whilst maintaining loving relationships with his child and de facto missus.

And what is his legacy now? Tarnished by a substance-abusing minor-attracted predator scumbag loner squatting in the very premises he put his blood and sweat in to.
 >>/796417/
How’s those water levels looking ? Creeping up ?

Getting ready to stay in that shopping centre car park again ? Garn beg you JSP for help now you are flooded but have been threatening them all year ? 

BET YOUR ASS YOU ARE
G O O K E D
> Japanese disaster prevention X account can’t post anymore after hitting API limit
https://www.dexerto.com/tech/japanese-disaster-prevention-x-account-cant-post-anymore-after-hitting-api-limit-2451266/
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I have invented a game we can play to make the long hours more tolerable.
It's not a fun game but I 100% promise every single player will win every day!
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In other news out of Japan:
> The 23-year old actress who remains unnamed due to Japanese laws requiring her next of kin to be formally notified first; died after drowning in semen while shooting at a studio in Tokyo’s Shinjuku district.
> Cameramen from the shoot said the actress was filming a bukkake scene when the accident occurred. Bukkake is a popular format in JAV (Japanese Adult Video) titles and involves a group of male actors ejaculating, typically onto the face of a female actor.
> The camera crew stated that “For this scene, there were around 30 male actors lined up. The actress was kneeling on the ground and the actors were taking turns to ejaculate onto her. The director insisted that they direct their semen into her mouth, which is quite normal in a JAV movie.”
> Unfortunately however during the filming, the Japanese actress began to choke on the semen, according to witnesses. The camera crew stated they thought she was actually acting when in fact she was unable to breathe. She had swallowed too much of a load apparently.
> “It came as quite a shock to us when she collapsed,” he told journalists. “The director was angry at first, telling her that she’d ruined the shot. Then once it was realized that she really couldn’t breathe Everyone became shocked.”
> The camera operator said the male actors panicked afterward, but fortunately one of them was a skilled emergency medical responder before he became a porn star.
> The Director said, “He tried to scoop as much of the semen out before starting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but it was too late. There was nothing anyone could have done.”
> Bukkake is a word meaning ‘to splash rudely’, and has become one of the most popular forms of pornography depicted in Japanese adult films.
> Typical JAV releases include at least one scene that features bukkake. However, this incident is believed to be the first bukkake-related fatality on record.
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 >>/796449/
There was a video edit called the "Yellow Dove" on efukt which has since been deleted. A guy drowned as the piss of women flowed over his head in a clear box. It was suspected the bloke owed the mafia money. Near the end it shows him lifeless for a few moments when piss was completely covering his head and the women cheer in celebration. I think he came back to life. The hour or so long video is still online.

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