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A few weeks ago I thought I'd discovered the world's first irish catholic will an iq over 100. I now realise the guy is probably a protestant.*
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Chinky Walkie Talkie went through customs finally, didn't realise it I should not have bought it. But from what I understand it is illegal to operate without a licence and on some frequencies is that correct?
I only wanted to use it to receive at this stage.
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14 feedpacks of turkey, northern white beans, and cranberries, in the freezer. I've done at least one thing today
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Exhausted after doing all my cooking for today. I'll have to do it all again tomorrow. I need to get into the feedpacks.
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 >>/796522/
I'm leaning towards it being IGA but nuro makes all those posts apart from the weebshit. Most of the 4chan posting here is from nuro too. His cringey orb meme etc.
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 >>/796524/
> not to care
It is a rather tiresome topic. I wish we could have a complete ban on both of them and then just forbid all discussion and dickriding about them.
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We already did that at the end of last year remember ? Nuro actually fucked off for 6 months but IGA was  fucking with us here fucking every single day because it’s now how the unemployable bum pretty much defines its entire existence.
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Just had my walk and there was homeless guy has set up camp by the river.
Stark fucking naked in the middle of the arvo 5m from a public path.
I yelled some abuse at him and called the cops, fuck that shit.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12914063/Back-drawing-board-bizarre-snaps-leave-wondering-designer-thinking.html
Bill has been traveling.
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Honestly NEETs if you need a cop in a hurry report a naked bloke
I called them during covid about dirtbikers cutting down trees with a chainsaw down there and got nothing
Took them 20 minutes for naked guy
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 >>/796598/
The phrase loghopper comes from doing that.
When the logs would jam up in the river they would send black slaves out to break up the logjam and they would have to hop real quick to get back to the riverbank.
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 >>/796612/
overeating, internet addiction, never doing anything, excess caffeine use, gaming....there's only so much time per day I can waste wanking, so it's self limiting
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Chest session complete. Lots of new people. Thankfully no new jeet faces, just lots of chicks sitting on their phone in the functional workout area. I think there was even a downie there.
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Big boss randomly gave me money today, a lot of money. Turns out I have been an instrument of evil the whole time. Woe.
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Skyrim neet offered to take me on a romantic date to blackreach once, but wouldn't show me the way out of the cavern without putting out first
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one of the banned needs will dox goondaddy and keep ordering jimmybrings to deliver cheap goon to the shed until he falls off the wagon and can't ban anyone
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Lots of residual fatigue from my session yesterday. That was bench/squat, today is ohp/deadlift. On the overhead press.
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Those panthers were apparently from a Moscow circus in the early 1900s.
I think they're a myth, although I've never spent much time in the eastern states. 
I've seen cats as big as wombats, that could probably eat a dog.
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No but I ran into my mate with choof I'd lost at the concert which was great.
When peter garret starting going on about some politician the whole audience started chanting SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SING which was funny and to his credit he shut up and sang.
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Ah. I've only heard about them from NSW and Gippsland I think. 
There were two that got out (according to the story), but even if they did survive, the offspring would all have two heads from inbreeding. 
Iirc, it might've been a flood and they let them loose.
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There was this from a while back but I don't know if I trust it.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/giant-feral-pig-was-eating-a-cow/news-story/fe57e6d776821d89d6a80762af674eba
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That's huge. I would have thought the bigger ones would all be in QLD. Pilbara is pretty dry and arid. My cousin's just outside of Darwin and some of the people he knows go out pigging with dogs, and just a knife. One guy who does it goes barefoot with a Bowie knife.
I've never met a normal person with an interest in it. 
I used to want to go shooting for them until finding out you can't eat them.
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Cruisey's cruelty to Weber over the years has been very distressing to witness.
Today just the latest in a long series of outrages.
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 >>/796806/
cruisey is just a natural alpha dog. It comes from having to dominate packs of mongs. The mong is always either at your throat or at your feet. He understands only dominance and submission, never equality.
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Dad called me before to remind me that I hadn't called on Boxing Day or new year's. He hadn't seen his mum for a couple of weeks before Christmas and said today she didn't talk. 
Was going to continue the woe post but a fucking spider appeared over the door frame on the cornice and I had to climb on the couch to try to reach it. I went for it with a serviette but missed. When I went to look it started walking in my direction across the roof and I jumped back then grabbed my blue foam exercise roller and climbed back on the couch but the spider was further from it now and it was awkward to reach. I missed again and the spider fell on the couch at my feet and I jumped back like a girl and felt all icky thinking it was on me, then I threw the pillows and rug off and still couldn't find it. Finally did and wrapped my hand in toilet paper and scrunched it and grey/tan ooze came out. Even with the paper I have an almost involuntary flinch from it. Fucking spiders.
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incipient
adjective [in-​cip-​i-​ent]

1. beginning to come into being or to become apparent

Monk's self-improvement project is still in its incipient stages.
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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/passenger-plane-explodes-into-flames-at-toyko-airport/news-story/5c46b221bfbf87aafe0a7b3b32f51908
god really hates nips
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12917693/Injection-stem-cells-mens-sex-lives-lift.html
move over dick pills
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I really hope this is a troll account otherwise this guy seems to be a muslim with adhd who likes gta and wants to have sex with his mum.
https://old.reddit.com/user/Ahmed_Review
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This Sunday on womboflix...some neets need some inspiration to get on the wagon, so we will be screening the docudrama Pumping Iron (1977), about Arnold Schwarzenegger's battle to win the    Mr. Universe and Mr. Olympia competitions. Hopefully we'll learn a few things.
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> watching film summaries on youtube because I'm too lazy to watch the actual films
Just when I think I've hit rock bottom laziness, I discover an ever lower place.
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Took her to Big W and JB HiFi and Spendless Shoes and QBD Books and the Newsagent and Liquorland. Doing a poo. Big yellow shit stains in the clean underpants I put on this mording.
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Big W: pillow protectors, more singlets, cumdies and socks for me
QBD: a Taylor swift book for niecebot
Spendless: some old lady sandals
Newsagent: powerballs ticket
Liquorland: pale ale and a cab sauv
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I finished the Hunter x Hunter ants arc. It was way too long and I didn't like the ending for my boys Gon and Killua.
Not much left now. I have soured a bit.
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My toilet had gotten rather grotty so I scrubbed it with one of those wire wool balls the other day and now it has a silver/grey stain where I scrubbed.
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 >>/796914/
Serious answer: There was one of those ghost hunter things I think where they went to the old prisons and turned on their bullshit electornic gear etc
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 >>/796914/
There was a serial when I was a boy called Ellie and Joules about a family that moved into an old house and a ghost girl named Ellie who befriended the boy
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5 video plan for Week 1
Thursday: Left bob video, right bob video
Friday: Seductive twerking of the buttocks video (with pants on)
Saturday: Vagene video, bumhole video
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 >>/796959/
Thanks NEET.
Absolutely no vegetables in it though which isn't very good. Munching on some carrots now though. I should've had some broccoli or something with it to have a proper gymbro meal.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AustralianMFA/
> G'day! Fashion advice for blokes, from any mate. This subreddit is a place to post sales, ask for advice, share useful tips and all that jazz as long as it pertains in general to menswear in Australia!
I hate reddit so much its unreal.
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when tiffin becomes fuhrer, we will have an elite gestapo of mods, dressed all in leather trenchcoats and sunglasses, who will delete bad posts
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Day four of no wank. I should've had a wank on New Years eve so that I'd be in line with the day of the year.
Do okay I guess. Somewhat tempted to have a wank.
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This bingo shit is gay. Sure enough the posting of it coincides perfectly with their discord being active. This is another one of those awful forced memes like orb pondering.
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I had triggering in my left thumb and arthritis-like pain in the joint where the thumb joins the hand, and after a couple of days of rosehip capsules it has gone away.
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 >>/797084/
Good thing I only took 2 capsules a day and not the 5 the bottle was recommended. It could have been a shit tsunami in Big W, although they've probably seen that before.
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Silicon valley job interview acquired 

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Mmm

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I had fush and chups. Sickening 

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I will be there probably 

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I've had the Roger Falques wiki page open on my phone for over a year now 

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2024 year of the clean undies? 

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Debateable. Reading is a faster, less patient form of absorbing infomation in this context

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I was there the other day and didn't buy a new keyboard even though they had significantly more of them on display where you could touch the keys. New year new me. 

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Wheres Trev when ya need him ???

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Bondi Rescue 

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Based 

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> the masculine urge to strangle your inner fridge frog 

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Those male fashion subs are usually awful. A bunch of poofters all wanking each other off for being 'unique' or experimental. I assume its still a bunch of dysgenic hipsters with shitty 'streetwear' type attire. Yikes. 
Polo, jeans, RMs. Simple as cunt 

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WMM
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https://www.news.com.au/world/middle-east/israeli-hostage-reveals-only-reason-hamas-captor-didnt-rape-her/news-story/3215a885e369b58409874620de6fb6ce
somebody has tickets on herself
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2024-01-03/animals-hat-whales-kelp-dolphins-sponge-crab-evolution-behaviour/103214006
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Eating strawberries 
Absolute shitshow at the shops. Boomer white women with their trolleys in the self-checkout. Australia has fallen
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/18wrwdn/aitah_for_calling_my_23f_husband_23m_an_incel/

absolutely based
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Wild rose hip fruits are particularly rich in vitamin C, containing 426 mg per 100 g[4] or 0.4% by weight (w/w). RP-HPLC assays of fresh rose hips and several commercially available products revealed a wide range of L-ascorbic acid (vitamin C) content, ranging from 0.03 to 1.3%.[5]

Rose hips contain the carotenoids beta-carotene, lutein, zeaxanthin, and lycopene.[6][7] A meta-analysis of human studies examining the potential for rose hip extracts to reduce arthritis pain concluded there was a small effect requiring further analysis of safety and efficacy in clinical trials.[8] Use of rose hips is not considered an effective treatment for knee osteoarthritis.[9]
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 >>/797232/
No, it was the one I cut in half to make sure they were cooked. We ate those halves while waiting for the others to cool down to a manageable level.
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Beef mince, onion, peas, broccoli, yellow split peas, pasta, garlic, salt, cayenne pepper, paprika, mixed italian herbs and a tin of whole tomatoes.
It was based around hitting my macros, not the flavour or anything but it ended up alright. A bit light on the sauce, should've used passata rather than the whole tomatoes.
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 >>/797229/
Thanks and you are right. Closing the shop and having having cash in the bank has been a healing process and so good for my mental health. I have time and money. No kore monkey in the back. Also some other fortunate events happened too I won’t go into.
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Rose hip has less vitamin c than black and gold lime juice and is significantly less digestible. 
Catatonids? Like a one dollar bag of carrots? 
You've been tricked by fancy words.
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 >>/797249/
You've been talking about suicide and your lack of life progress even more than usual. I know you aren't in a great place mentally and if you want to talk about anything I'm happy to do so by email if you think it would help.
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His point was that those nutrients can be found in more common and readily accessible forms. He is arguing against the processed stuff if anything.
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Its absolutely perfect temperature, traffic, and vibe for cruising.
Just feels so right 
Desire to goooon
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> a healing process
> so good for my mental health
> Also some other fortunate events happened too I won’t go into

Such as cooking your own excrement? Being permabanned and universally unloved? Taking creepshots of children? Abusing illicit and prescription drugs? Drinking in public? Conspiring to murder people? Making false police reports?

Teh list just goes on Keegan. Where does it end?...
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 >>/797246/
Can't knock it, fair play. Risk of going a bit orange, probably too much sugar but relatively speaking you did good. 
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Mostly BEANS and dietary supliments, you've watched it happen. I ate a tin of BEANS for lunch, just smashed a block of tofu, for second dinner I'm probably having BEANS.
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 >>/797257/
Neither black and gold lime juice nor rose hip will help with arthritis.
Medicine works, a poultice of comfrey comes with sketchy alkaloids but is free.
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 >>/797291/
Nuro talking shit about neet's wealth is hilarious to me. He probably has the lowest net worth of any neet here. He admitted previously he never expects to earn enough to need to pay back any of his 10 grand in HECS debt.
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 >>/797265/
You can slake lime to make calcium hydroxide, which is useful as a fungicide, to make pickles, or as a nutritional additive to avoid niacin deficiency. 

You could add it to black and gold lime juice to add digestible calcium
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It is indeed added after rehydration, so somewhat strangely it's probably cheaper to buy mixed with lime juice than it is by itself as a supliment.
You will find reconstituted orange juice has a shocking amount of sugar and you can't cook with it.
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BEAN NEET strongly recommends it. 
Rather than being the most expensive staple food, think of them as the cheapest nutrients. 
You will get all rather than none of the fibre, 2/3 of your protein rather than none, and a ton of nutrients, some of those nutrients (iron) are valuable.

Do the math, 500g dried kidney beans, big tin of tuna, dozen eggs. You couldn't even buy mince with that money these days
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watching season 14 of archer, don't like how archer's love interest is shaping up to be another quadroon negress
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I am winning on every front. Nuro is respected and loved and has his shot together. 

You meanwhile are scumbag gutter trash no one wants to know. You don’t have any balls to do shit. FAG.
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How long has Carsales.com.au shown "enquire for price" on all the ads instead of giving the actual price? Really annoying.
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Nuro has a good setup where he is. I admit sleeping in the bathroom was a somewhat eccentric choice though.
But he is doing well.
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 >>/797317/
Black Beluga Lentils are the best 20% protein they cook in 20 minutes and have the best flavor, try to buy 25-50 pounds at a time for the best deal. Find a 5 gallon plastic bucket with snap on top for long term storage, 25 pounds fit perfect. Eliminate as much of the animal products as you can, it isn't good for you. Not an argument, not an opinion, totally based on science. 
Here are the books (science evidence).
https://endchan.org/baaa2/res/89.html#bottom
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 >>/797329/
Without really thinking about it Nuro has achieved a better quality of life than most people. If you avoid rent, and avoid full time work your life is great.
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 >>/797342/
The Dunny pic was posted 2 years ago. Thinking it’s same things is your coping mechanisn coping hard.  Imagine thinking Nuro would post his current living conditions after all the stalking and doxxing. If I am posting late from the shop it’s because I am too drunk to drive home. Not because I live at the shop retard. Noosa council has been around twice. They haven’t seen a single problem. The only problem in this situation is your loser self. It’s going to a take a decade to dig yourself out of the hole you dug yourself buddy….
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> If I am posting late from the shop it’s because I am too drunk to drive home.
Lol
Literally no one believes that 

> cant leave work because you couldn't wait until you got home to get fucked up
Not even our biggest gooners do that
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Legumes look good on paper but the body doesn't absorb the nutrients the way it does with meat and dairy.
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It could all be a hoax, the shopping lists, the BEAN properganda, the elaborate meals prepared every day. 
Maybe the WHO sent me to efemenize you all, maybe I'm the daughter of a grazier and this is my idea of a joke.
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But consider them as a replacement for rice/wheat and it makes a lot more sense. I'm not a vego wanker. 
And on a technical point, the uptake of all protein is relative, people pretend this is only applied to vegetable protein.
People who don't get enough fibre don't absorb protein or anything else very well, and a high vitamin c uptake increases vegetable protein uptake considerably. So in all seriousness with beans and lime juice you're not even doing badly and dollar for dollar there's no contest at all.
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I used to watch it back in 2014 or so. I remember mummybot bought a bunch of bikkie tins on special. I'd stay up till about 1am playing New Vegas or Skyrim and then scoff some bikkies while watching Archer. Ended up about 20kg overweight living that life lol.
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You were living with roommates at the age of 35. You got kicked out by some uni students because you shit in a pan and cooked it. Fucking psycho.
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I have been following the diet advice for my lifting program but it seems excessive. Not sure if I should stick with it and risk getting fat or cut back a bit while keeping up with the protein.
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Looks like my missing parcel has made an appearance.
And they are sending me another one free now, lol.
That tracker hadn't changed since the 18th December before today.
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Depends on what international postage place it went from in the USA. Texas has a horrible one, the ones in California are slow but push things through.
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It's hard for anyone to say why. I sent a return package it took less than two weeks, and it was posted one week before Christmas to get to Nevada from Australia using standard international post. Not certain why it is taking so long for you
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There are still delays that postal services will never let go of
> Suspension of Priority Mail Express International Guarantee
>  >Australia
https://about.usps.com/newsroom/service-alerts/international/welcome.htm

The fastest way to move something is a courier if you cannot wait. Shipito* use to be good for their Australian courier service, but slow as fuck at peak times and the costs of this service does add up. It can still be good when sellers on eBay add up multiple postage costs for multiple items without a discount or use that terrible package forwarding company that eBay uses (that strips the packaging for damage items a lot of the time to save costs).

*Anything that requires special clearance like a battery (special packaging) or other item requiring an import clearance avoid a courier. Their fees can be higher if the item requires special import clearance, which you can lodge yourself if you're using Standard Airmail with Australian Customs.
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Went and got her newspaper and some chippies to go with the sausage rolls tonight and a folder and some of those clear plastic sleeves and a book on germany
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I don't know why the government (owner of AusPost) hasn't ordered them to stop charging for express post if they are not going to even attempt to honour it.
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It's odd. I know their international express services are a courier, I wouldn't be surprised if the delivery between major cities is contracted and that's part of their issue.
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For shipito avoid their insurance and do not get them to open it (the small fees add up). Just get them to slap a label on and let it go. They can consolidate shipments but they need to be from the same seller and sender and it can be costly. I only did it once when buying from American retailers as they use massive boxes. The service can be slow at times as I have order and paid for postage within the hour of the "shipment has arrived" email and it still took a while for them to get it ready to send.
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Went out shopping. All the bakeries and butchers I normally go to are closed. Lazy fucking wagies, expecting a few weeks a year off reeeeeeee!

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