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https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/national/queensland/noosa-crossdresser-linked-to-breakins-police-20100213-nxzl.html
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I was hoping they would show some pics of Arnies mexican mistress. 
His son from her looks very white and based which gives me confidence with my own latina exploits
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The entire metzisto race who dominate most of latin america are the product of spaniards and native americans rape babies. And the spaniards were mainly descended from goths - germanic barbarians who invaded spain when the roman empire fell.
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No, they are not. Race in Latin America is complicated. There are obviously many Latinos but also many blacks, negritos, afro-Colombians, etc. It has been a state policy of many Latin countries to encourage white washing race mixing. Infact, Latin America is a lot more pro-White than many white nationalists would like to believe. 
Its our duty to go and breed with big booty latina chcias and paint the continent white
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Cat just pissed on the carpet, cat is too old to pee outside now. Worse cat is suddenly oblivious to its surroundings. Vet on Monday.
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Cat has destroyed a irreplaceable document by shitting on it, and no sooner had I cleaned up the piss cat comes inside from outside and pisses in the exact same spot. I didn't even drink the chocky milk I made to cheer myself up. 

I just don't know anymore neets
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/6500-people-worldwide-claim-to-hear-mysterious-hum-noise/news-story/8ac5171485b0577a2bedf8f383b45a34
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https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/nazi-salute-hate-symbols-now-outlawed-in-australianfirst/news-story/9422fbe0b2fa453b620632425677605a
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Motherbat had a dream about going to the bank and having to show them a recipe to withdraw the ingredients so she could make it.
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Democracy on womboflix has been restored, and we will now start voting for movies again. Vote for an existing movie on the list, or nominate a new one to be added.

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
The Sunset Limited(2011)
Outrage(2010)
Godzilla(2014)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Wasabi
Truman Show
Weekend At Bernies
Trading Places
Fritz the cat
The Commitments
Scum
Wolf Of Wall Street(2013)
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Don's Party
The Good the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
The Holy Mountain(1973)
The Joker(2019)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Bronson (2008)
Midnight Run (1988)
Following(1998)
Spaceballs(1987)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
Prisoners (2013)
Sudden Death (1995)
Blood In Blood Out (1993)
Beaches (1988)
Training Day(2001)
Total Recall(1990)
The Quiet Earth(1985)
The Castle
The Gangs of New York
Dredd (2012)
american psycho
The untouchables
death of stalin
Cape Fear
Apocalypto
Once Upon A Time In Holywood
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop
Ex MAchina
Back to the future (1985)
Sisu (2022)
Spiderman across the spiderverse (2023)
Race for glory(2024)
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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 >>/799632/
I watched that blood in blood out movie.
Horrible mexican trash movie that tried to be nigs in da hood but failed terribly.
The only redeeming quality is that there's multiple prison rape attempt scenes in the film but everything else is a bore.
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 >>/799632/
Training day is good L.A. Kino
Even tho I seen it four times i think its a good event that the neets of culture will get someting from. 

although there is lots of good movies on the list.
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 >>/799638/
The rapes start almost immediately when the prison arc of the story starts. one of the characters pretends to be a fag to get close to rival gang leader but is almost raped because he won't put out.
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Fucken Afghani dog and his burka bushpig tried jumping the queue at the Telstra shop when I took Motherbat there.
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I think she likes the heterogenous humanity when she goes shopping, I hope you didn't harrumph too loudly at this tableau of vibrant culture and ruin her experience.
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Fuck Democracy ! Nuro wants his Lancia movie moofie and he wants its now !


https://torrentgalaxy.to/torrent/15815653/Race-for-Glory-Audi-vs-Lancia-2024-1080p-AMZN-WEB-DL-DDP5-1-H-264-FLUX-TGx-
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Just replaced the oxygen sensor on the exhaust.
Spotted another one when I was under the car, I think i need to replace that one too fugg.
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 >>/799702/
the one upstream of the cat measures the exhaust oxygen which feeds back into the carburettor. the one downstream of the cat makes sure my emissions are okay. So they are both important.
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> "I'd rather eat tasty food and live a shorter life," Musk said in 2020 on "The Joe Rogan Experience" podcast. Aside from the daily donut, Musk is known to enjoy sushi, steak, chocolate, coffee and caffeine-free Diet Coke. He is not a big fan of vegetables, opting instead for a diet centered around meat and potatoes
Thinking of getting on the Elon diet
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Trying to find out what sort of donuts he eats, I reckon if I can get on the same flavour donuts as elon, I should be able to increase my net worth by enough to pay the rent at least.
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Any tips for job applications to make sure I don't accidentally get a job? I'm only doing it for cenno purposes.
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> https://www.unz.com/isteve/afrochemistry-at-rice-u/
> CHEM 125 – AFROCHEMISTRY
> Long Title: AFROCHEMISTRY: THE STUDY OF BLACK-LIFE MATTER
> Department: Chemistry
> Grade Mode: Standard Letter

Do boongs have their own physics and chemistry courses at university these days?
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$7 for a pack of red rock deli chippies now. I'm officially a Kettle fan. 
Also picked up some de Bortolli, which has somehow escaped the pressures of inflation.
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Feel a bit miffled he bought a car without consulting me.
I view myself as a rock upon whom all NEETs can rely.
Confer with me before making any big life decisions please.
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"Miffled" isn't a word is it. I thought it was "miffed" though I haven't heard it in real life since I was a kid
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miffled
noun [miff-le-d]

1. Anger at a NEET for not consulting one on a large purchase or life altering decision.
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Made a big Eggy pie with onions and veggies and a ton of shredded cheese. Gonna freeze most of it and reheat a big bit with some corn and barley for tea.
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Cat has shat on the floor again. Not even in a corner, just directly into the carpet. 
Cat has virtually no idea what's going on anymore and walks around aimlessly howling, unaware of where I am, it's food is, or where in the flat it is.
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 >>/799817/
I dont think you know what a homonculus is, its a sensory anatomy thing. I think you just threw that word in because it sounds impressive.
Gonna have to fail you for that one.
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Going to build a cardboard enclosure for cat with a stapler. Hopefully putting the food, kitty litter box and cat house all in the same place will help cat. 
I would not like to live this way, but it will have to do until a better option presents itself, I took custody of cat specifically so cat would not get put down.
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Jana tried to have sex with me earlier today but I sprayed her with pepper spray and ran away like Possum told me to.
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The egg pie looks like the shit that came out of those eggs. 
The Hungarian would know what I'm on about. It was an internet thing a decade ago.
He injected cum into eggs and incubated them.
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You need to find some organised crime types who are willing to lend you money so you can gamble your way out of poverty at illegal poker games. It's the only way.
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I want to punch IGA in the head for saying that I heard the term homunculus from the Big Bang show. I could think something up about how he must watch it to know that but I won't steep so low and will just continue name-calling. Faggot.
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Its funny how NEETs are all 'everyone is IGA' and 'everyone against mainstream established NEETisms is a brown snake' or similar conundrums. 
Maybe you're just fucking gay. And fat. And ugly. Fucking retards really do be shitting up this board
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Can you get me a quarter chook and chips, a roast chook and gravy roll X 2, three corn cobs, two pineapple fritters, a pack of their popcorn chicken things and a tub of gravy, and a cheesecake, and a 1.25 solo.. That's if you're garn rooter. 
KFC is doing $10 popcorn chicken buckets again as well.
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I also hate the way you cunts always talk about food, and obsess about it. 
It's disgusting. Your diets are disgusting. You are all fat and putrid. Imagine the smell. From pizza to garlic bread its all pure hedonism and decay. Yuck. Fat camp for all of you.
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I would enjoy forcing you into fat camp trucks. Every school and suburb should have one. A yearly event where all fat boys get taken away to fix them. The discipline their shitty single mothers couldn't instill. 
Totally fatty fixing. Medicare costs plumet. Australian space program.
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No but seriously, well done on the new car. 
Ave Mallardus and long live the empire. I'm going to goon the night away now. 
Death to MongoDB.
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Cruisey is married to a cong 
Weber was chasing a subcon 
Shire is married to a chink 
Even shitey was fucking chinks! 
Are there any white men left?
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I am watching 'Spanian' in Darwin. They talk a lot about crime and lifestyle and inequality etc. It's literally because abos have smaller brains and thus a lower IQ.
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They guess the stats of the boongs in the long grass. 
I'd like to know how much of the population is on the radar. 
Lots probably only show up every couple of months to cash in and fuck off again.
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My cousin's up there and is going to move to humpty do. That's like a suburb now but is like one tree hill or mclaren vale where you can still get large blocks. Mclaren vale isn't the best example, they probably cost lots. Used to be it's own 'town' but is now connected to the suburbs. 
Anyway, he says that's mostly white and because lots of houses are on stilts and everyone has rotties or pitbulls so it's a bit safer. 
He's currently in the posh inner suburb and boongs are so brazen that they'll check if your car is unlocked while you're watching them. 
His missus ran out and yelled at them while he was out and that could have been an issue, but wasn't,  so all good. He usually goes with her to the shops because if she's alone she'll probably get harassed.
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Might res my choof pipe. 
Had a bit before with the dregs left in the tin. 
Fibery goodness. Like a Metamucil shit that gets stuck in your windpipe. 
Thicc bish ,gnarly nugget.
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Imagine how much better the country would be if they had done their duty and killed every last boong 200 years ago.
What a mess they left us with.
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QUINTS AN 2024s GONNA BE DA NEET YEAR
SALL GONNA GO GOOD FA NEETS
EVEN DA CRAZY FUGGA MIGHT SHUT UP A BIT
OR CHOKE ONNA BIG POO I DUNNO
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 >>/799995/
Filling:
1kg sausage mince
1 cup rolled oats
1 onion, diced
1/2 tsp mixed herbs
2 tsp salt
2 tsp pepper

Egg wash:
1 egg yolk
1 tbsp cold water

Pipe the filling onto sheets of puff pastry
Roll up, Cut to size, etc
Brush with egg wash

220C oven 10 minutes
reduce to 190C for a further 10-15 minutes
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Really in the mood for 5 foot Thai massage girls  
She tried to con me in for a 4 hand massage but I met the other girl and she's Korean or something and couldn't get me off
It's 80 for an hour 
And 50 for a tug 
Garn see if she'll do 150 for no pants and grind on my dick
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Weber is complaining about building goods being stacked in an otherwise unambiguous area.
Reminder that Bill (peace be upon him) is a regular, well adjusted family man helping out his brother in law who is autistic.
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Have any of you big brain NEETs read the Malazan book of the fallen series?
I am thinking of starting it.
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Kek. I still haven't read the new ones. I really should.
Are you the NEET that was talking to me about Hunter x Hunter while I was watching it recently?
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-08/rooster-dumped-in-charity-bin/103295284
Cruisey you ducking prick
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Missing my great nan 
Thinking about her corpse, with flowers laid on her chest in that awful retirement compound 
She was alive during WW2, woe
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Went on a treck to get kitty litter.
While looking for a poop box I found a cardboard box with a texta drawing of cat. Got cat to poop in box.

Never give up neets.
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That is a heavy feel. 
I'm not sure if I should go see my nan. 
Not sure I want to remember her like that and she doesn't know what's going on anymore.
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The fly swept latrines of the world. 
Obese high-fructose-corn-syrup guzzling beasts. 
Birth control and SSRIs. Anxiety medications. Men lost in their computer screens.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-08/stranded-whales-that-cant-be-saved-euthanasia-kit-designed/103152704
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On shift. Woke up to a blue mint in my lungs that I only half coughed up. Vilis coffee is making me want to explode
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Calling up the specialty hardware shops, begging the surly clerks to go out the back and look for some rare parts.
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Good morning NEETs, started putting together the next 5 guys.
This one will be the squad leader, going to do the robes white and the decorative bits in gold.
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Going on a bin diving mission on the way to the shops. Normies are always throwing out stuff that I end up having to buy.
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 >>/800185/
if it is gonna be like that hobbit trilogy then we know they are gonna make up some tolkien fan fic and its gonna turn into some boring pointless item quest with a big punch on at the end. 

Although the dragon fight was kino I gotta say.
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Insurance company isnt "Comfortable" with my figure for the agreed value on my car. Might just put a couple requests for quotes in with their competitors.
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No I'm sure its just a misunderstanding, I forgot to tell them I nitroflated the tyres. Once they understand how much I love my car they will surely add three thousand to the agreed value.
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Feel really dizzy and sluggish. It is like I'm massively hungover but I've been on the wagon for a fortnight.
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Paid the balance on the new car, got a reproduction canvas bag for Lee-Enfield, took Motherbat for lunch at the St Kilda pub. Having a hard solo.
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Fran gets a job as a nanny for the Sheffields after being fired from her job at her fiance's bridal store.
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One of my most fun skyrim games was when I added pretty much every survival mod I could find and just lived in the woods trying not to freeze to death.
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Weber stopped the 'vette out in the nullabor and told me it had broken down and to get out to give it a push but then just drove off once.
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Do neets listen to music all the time? I feel like I should spend more time listening to it, as it's more effective than sugar binges in making me feel better.
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> tfw not putting my arms around Olive from behind, showing her how to pipe sausage roll filling onto the pastry and roll it up
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that SBC would not be able to sink heat properly and could end up getting to above 100 degrees. Plus the wi fi frequencies directly next to internal tissue would dose sensitive tissue with radiation and cause cancer.
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Apple users are all vaxxed anyway so, hey, they're probably down with the whole borg hive mind thing. Brain cancer is a feature not a bug to those zombie NPC's.
Rolling for total apple user death, nuro excluded.
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we need to start a service that neets can use to automatically apply for jobs, pajeets can handle the details, maybe it can be a job for our cloud engineer
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its low wattage. That makes a difference on some inverse squared law. Go out in the bush or wait for 5g and sit in a bus shelter and all bets are off tho.
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> “Fortunately, contrary to rumours here, it is constructed entirely below the slab of my house, and it shouldn’t be too hard to get the permits and approval.”
If it caves in it will be funny.
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I was thinking of randomly generating the emails and forwarding those but most of customer service jobs are spam anyway for "Quick Apply". So it isn't worth making a program to generate if when Sir is creating scam job ads and I forward those ads.
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I also would like to watch Nuro's goddam lancia moofie, the one with the Alex Jones nutraceutical infomercials in it.
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The boomer and the young guy who lives with him across the road started laffing when I was outside, cooking on campstove. I know they were laffing at me but they have grass growing in their gutters, so their opinion =/= disregarded.
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@Weber

You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat
But it melts in the sun like a life without love
And I've waited for you, so I'll keep holding out
Without you, without you

🫶
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Your a javascript loser, obviously. I code in Go. Lol. You are literally a clown driving your little buggy clown car. Stop talking to me and KYS.
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Possum called me a swine once and then threw a bunch of pearls on the ground between us.
And I could not tell you why but I ate them., I ate them all.
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It's funny seeing a stock image person in another stock image.
Like when they used the same extras all the time in Star Trek and Doctor Who.
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I apologise to weber and anyone else that was offended by my unhinged shitposting during my bendering the last few days.
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What are lancias like anyway? I haven't heard of them except on here. He compares it to a Ferrari which I take it is an exaggeration as far as prestige and performance are concerned?
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Still feel sick. Will miss the gym tonight. Will have one less rest day later in the week to compensate.
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Maybe Olive didn't post because she broke up with her husband and her and hot lesbian friend have been going to town on each other and they will post pictures of it soon.
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Me and cruisey listening to Ministry and smoking shard in the shed on a hard rubbish couch while possum picks up some goon and choof on a hot Adelaide summer day
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yeah they are pretty legendary. Some old guy told me that they were made in canada up until a point then made in brazil. Thats all I know about them really. I like the idea that I can fix it until the end of time

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