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I made chinese sausage rolls a long time ago,it used duck liver sausages and then instead of baking like a traditional sausage roll it was steamed. It was the most vile thing I have ever cooked.
The lost parcel turned up and it's all there and intact.
And the replacement was despatched this morning.
 >>/800458/
I got pork mince and puff pastry. Fresh herbs only available in-store so I'll still have to go in person for fucking fucks sake Weber you f&t A^&O wannabe.
 >>/800501/
Based.
I had something similar once. A package came with the wrong stuff in it. So I emailed them and said you have sent me someone else's order.
They sent another package with what I ordered and let me keep the wrong stuff too.
And then I ended up getting two lots of the stuff I ordered because it turned out they had sent the right stuff originally in addition to sending me the wrong stuff. They had just put my address on two parcels that came one day apart.
So I ended up getting three parcels for the price of one.
I hope all that made sense.
 >>/800521/
Perfect sense, it's good when that happens, if the new order turns up I'll get two lots of everything and a #20 refund and free postage on next order.
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Oh I forgot to tell (You). I saw an hour of this while I was waiting for my McCuck (Zambrero) Goyslop to digest. It was really bad. What the fuck is wrong with me.
>  >/baaa2/21541 Why do Autistic People Take Things Literally? : https://autism-all-stars.org/autistic-literal-thinking/
I'm great at writing out todo lists, I'm just terrible at ever actually doing them. What sort of job would be suited to me neets?
 >>/800564/
use the marmite to bait snares to catch the neighbourhood cats and rats and dogs. Skin them and sell the grisly remains to the chinees restaurant, use the proceeds to buy meth. Sell the meth to the pajeet uber drivers and take the money to the chink casino. Fill up on the complimentary succulent chinees yum cha while you are feeding their pokies. Slip some of it into bags you make from the cat and rat skins.
chapfallen
adjective [CHAP-faw-lun]

1. having the lower jaw hanging loosely
2. cast down in spirit; depressed

Cruisedog was chapfallen when he learned that the tug shop was closed.
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-photos/aussie-gold-hunters-stars-dog-shot-dead-by-police/news-story/ebb5de99bce14d4347f01d73ec7d5277
Poor doggo
Remember when Fat Elvis Monk was posting about how tall he was and other homoerotic cringe when we were watching the weightlifting movie?
I've got a pain in my upper chest and lower throat. I don't know how to describe it other than as a stabbing pain. Had two panadol, an ibuprofen and a pepto bismol. Reading about it on the internet sounds like heartburn but I don't think that is it. I guess we will wait and see. It hurts to breathe in deeply.
Kek I just found out that dodgy suburb of Darwin the bloke did the video about is where my friend lives.
 >>/800619/
If you'd descibed it as throbbing rather than stabbing I would have said go to the hospital.
Not trying to make you paranoid but mine started out feeling like a lung pain.
 >>/800620/
I take some aspirin whenever I get any sort of chest pain. But you should go to hospital if you suspect you're having a heart attack. You'll get first class triage, it's great.
 >>/800631/
He's not in his 60's, fool. I remmember him delivering catalogues in his beat up commer van when I was just in shorts. He would have been in his thirties then.
It's looking like today isn't gonna be the day I turn my life around. Again. Might go to the shops and buy some salad at least.
Why cant they make a survival movie where the plane crashes and the survivors do everything right and theres heaps of guns and ammo for all the wolves and crocodiles that attack them.? The movie could end when they trek into a town all swole and loaded with fur swag.
 >>/800664/
I invented deep frying back in 1789 when I accidentally dropped my sandwich into the rendering cauldron at the whale tallow factory. This simple mistake kick started a career as a celebrity chef and I would perform at all the town squares and opera houses.
An old boong woman tried to walk out of coles with a trolley full of meat while I was there.
They did not let her and it got quite loud.
 >>/800687/
I doubt they make an exception based on the value of the items.
Although you can understand how the sheer outrageousness of it would make the staff say oh no you don't.
 >>/800706/
If she made a specific threat to stab you and put a hand anywhere near her pocket or bag, you can neutralise the threat. A cop would taze or pepper spray you in the same circumstance.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/college-football/article-12943747/noah-knigga-high-school-sports-robert-griffin-west-virginia.html
> knigga
 >>/800738/
> it is safe to say if pronounced correctly
I am amazed by this idea amongst leftists that people deserve to be bashed for saying nigger. It is a level of racism towards blacks that not even tiffin can achieve and yet it is the stock opinion for leftists.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/09/mar-galceran-makes-history-spain-first-parliamentarian-downs-syndrome
> Mar Galcerán makes history as Spain’s first parliamentarian with Down’s syndrome
 >>/800760/
I know some down syndrome people who are surgeons and lawyers. There is even a retarded concert pianist who lives alone in that big house on the hill in the rich part of town.
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Been having a play with the printed bits I got, they look a bit shit till they get some paint on them but they're nice after.
I ran over a down syndrome once and they tried to put me in jail but I successfully argued they weren't even human by chromosome count and they downgraded me to animal cruelty.
Maybe she meant she will average 5 videos per week, not that she will post that many each week. She might grace us with 260 videos on NYE.
 >>/800782/
Yep, it went away after about 20 minutes. I feel completely fine. Not sure what it was all about. It was probably just heart burn or something. I've never experienced it before.
 >>/800783/
It is mostly the three of them that talk about each other although nuro also talks about himself in the third person as a schizophrenic thing.
 >>/800788/
It is. Tiffin moans about IGA and rides nuro, nuro has tantrums over IGA and samefags his posts, IGA antagonises the two of them from the shadows.
 >>/800785/
Sometimes when I drink water or something quickly it tends to sit up on my chest with the same symptoms as yours, it goes away after a few minutes, just reflux or something I think.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12945597/Woolworths-dumps-Australia-Day-merchandise-stores-nationally.html
Reading on the farms about that autist who made the news for digging a tunnel under their house.
Not only is he a mtf tranny, but he also pretends to be indian. Photos with the dot on the head and everything.
What a world.
 >>/800711/
Ishmael was the son Abram sent into the desert with Hagar. 
Although maybe that ended up with the line of Gomer. 
I don't think that's how their mythical genealogy works though.
 >>/800826/
Oh bullshit.
In the LOTR film, Pippin says to Merry
> It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking.
and Treebeard The Ent replies:
> Tree? I am no tree!
The Vietnamese line on the meme is an exact translation of that.
 >>/800816/
Hasidim are retarded, partly because they don't get educated and partly due to arranged marriage. Noone is without a wife, even if it's their already inbred cousin.
 >>/800833/
In Jerusalem, they dug the cave down to the Gihon spring. 
Knowing how they imitate to amend mistakes or ritually 'live' experiences, it might be some weird thing like that. 
I don't think so though. You'd expect it to link up with a subway. There's lots of abandoned tunnels all over the island.
 >>/800848/
Nah, I just knew lots of people from the industry. I spoke with her cow orker, who I think was intimate with her, who was an aboriginal advocate in the sphere.
 >>/800852/
Yep. It works as well as you can imagine. 
The only people that honestly benefit are people in the bush because you don't need to stick to the price guide. 
So a physio or whatever can only charge $220 ish per hour, and usually 30min travel time.
If they need to go out whoop whoop, they can privately arrange their own charges between them and the participant.
$220 is a lot, but if you got that to work with Bob who lives in the city and 10 mins away, what incentive is there to drive 3 hrs to Ben living in the bush? 
Can also avoid having to justify supports in the same way. 
So if Barb wants to go swimming weekly but her only listed disability is a psychosocial disorder, generally you need to spin a story about how engaging in community activities is good for integrating them into mainstream society, with self managed, I doubt anyone would even ask. 
They do get audited but that costs more than tightening the strings saves.
 >>/800865/
Nope, you just ask. They like it because it saves $1500 a year that would normally go to a plan manager. 
Some providers won't work with self managing participants because you end up having to harass them to pay, while at the same time kissing arse to get more supports through you. 
Pretty awkward situation.
 >>/800871/
Temple is in the wrong spot. To go into the temple you had to ritually clean yourself and the spring isn't close enough for them to do that. 
It is now because of all the tunnels and channels and stuff. 
There's allegedly another 'floor' beneath it. 
Bathing in spring water in an underground cave does sound pretty awesome.
Narcos taking over Ecuador. Child rape tunnels in New York. Fascists assembling in Italy. 
What the fuck is happening in 2024
Finally some decent-looking women come on court but they still choose to broadcast the men's match just because there's an Aussie playing...
 >>/800894/
All I remember is Newman being a mong and the girl gets sneezed on by a diplodociousaurus long neck thing. 
I remember thinking about all the cuts she had on her and how the snot would sting, especially if it eats pines.
https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/breaking-news/woolworths-dumps-australia-day-merchandise-from-all-stores-cites-gradual-decline-in-demand/news-story/fc387453c94309174f0858cba8bfb78c
Teh Mummy is on tellie tonight. How cool would it be to explore the pyramids late at night while heavily intoxicated?
> The Greek Monk Who Never Saw a Woman
>  >The Intriguing Tale of Mihailo Tolotos
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11937885/A-man-lived-82-years-died-without-knowing-woman-looked-like.html
Imagine how big of a smile you'd get when that crisp csus7 or whatever melts the calcified fluride off all of your pineal glands at the same time and you remember that telepathy was always occurring between everyone and everything and you feel one anothers first exposure to freedom of mind simultaneously while processing your own.
Went gym. Think the trainer is going easy on me but I still doubled what I did last week. 
Saw a gym thot, turns out they exist. Gym thots do indeed just sit there on tinder mirin and taking selfless. 
Pete was right about gym, second time in gym, nothing bad happened, fear of gym unwarranted.
I wanna join a federal law enforcement unit that is dedicated to investigating the paranormal and aliens. Can we have one at the neet compound?
 >>/801000/
Notice how quickly he stopped posting his assumed efforts. Thats what happens when you don't install the real objective measurement console. 
Many such cases.
I don't share my diet and fitness efforts here any more.
Too many NEETs just like to tell you how you are doing everything wrong.
 >>/801010/
This is why you're homosexual. You should defend your position. The reality is you know your fitness and diet efforts are inferior. I hate you so much.
One of the zippers on my bum bag snapped in half as if it was plastic but it is metal.
Some type of very low quality metal.
I often worry that too much ausneets and too much pol has left me unable to interact with the rest of the human race anymore.
I have not finished BAP or Ma's book. 50 pages into each of them at best. Really like the HA so far just because its edgy and audacious. BAP actually has some decent points regarding day drinking, pro-Darwinian dating selection being nullified in smelly brown cultures. Basically if you sell your daughters for cash then natural selection doesn't exist. BAPs whole philosophy is essentially masculine patriarchy, which I'm totally on board with. I don't care about "fairness" and I'm not afraid of being called a fascist. I don't owe anyone anything. Totalitarianism is good actually. This is fine by me. 
Ma likes to call people faggots and niggers, and I like that. He hates women and millennials and I like that too. BAP is a Romanian Jew creating a falsehood in the 'RW twittersphere' but I will look past that when I indulge his "philosophy". I should read more, I look at the book every morning on my bedside table but I ingest more adjacent content online than I read. Many such cases.
Cat poos in box. Flat smells of cat poo. Unsure what to do with kitty litter, can you flush it down the toilet? Stomp it down the drain?
Maybe just carry it to the park and throw it in the bushes
Uncle unna went to the clinic today, got that good shit, 
> https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-10/police-call-information-fentanyl-ketamine-stolen-katherine/103307616
Indian woman out the front got punched by some bad home who thought she was laughing at her. Police are present but seem rather unconcerned. Woe.
 >>/801031/
> if you sell your daughters for cash then natural selection doesn't exist
Sure it does. Natural selection selects for money making ability in those situations, as well as resistance to all the diseases that are around due to lack of sanitation. I haven't read the whole book, but I didn't get the impression BAP really understood evolution.
Natural selection is possibly the most misused concept going around. None of these people actually read Darwin they just heard the phrase and guessed what it meant.
Also, white cultures used to insist that their daughters should marry prosperous men, with good jobs and not members of the lower classes. That's pretty close to selling their daughters.
 >>/801057/
That's inherently natural and in opposition to swarthoids selling them to anyone for cash alone. Are you brown? Obviously your daughter should go to someone of good standing.
Is yoghurt neet still on the yoghurts? Thinking of getting some as a snack substitute. Nobody ever gets fat bingeing on yoghurt.
Went to the gym but couldn't get in. I think my membership might have expired. I will go in tomorrow to ask during the staffed hours. Woe.
Pole Position at 289 Pirie St just had a TV advert that said "Come for a beer, stay for the titties" and Motherbat is disgusted.
When are we going, Cruisey?
Took an uber to GLs. 
The driver was an asian aussie. Quizing me on what I'm up to. Awkward. He could tell I was drunk.
 >>/801109/
If they're dried you've got to rehydrate them then cook them through.
If canned you just rinse them off and add them to shit. Soup, hipster salad, make a lentil curry with some onions and curry powder. You can make lentil burgers. 
Lentils aren't very interesting but you can use them to replace bread, pasta, potatoes or rice.
I just made a chickpea curry, costs virtually nothing, healthy, some protein
The prime minster of France is literally a homosexual 
Oh my God. It's disgusting 😞
I hate gays so much
LOL
> Police were holding a ballistic shield but dropped it during the confrontation, Cotter said, and retreated
well trained.
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https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/wall-of-flames-wild-footage-as-ny-ebike-shop-engulfed-in-flames/news-story/4cd9426e48dcabc634e1d30b809414f0
Cleaned the car out. She's cracking teh shits because the Saint Christopher thing she gave me when I first got my license wasn't in the glovebox.
 >>/801157/
The paper street directory I pulled out of the glove box was for 2013 and she started talking about getting a current one until I told her to fuck off.
 >>/801158/
roads and streets never change. You only need a current one if your going to the new subdivisions and they are always going to be full of pajeets and chinks so basically to be avoided. If you are going to chuck that street directory then give it to me. Mine is from 1982.
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Morning NEETs.
Started on this guy yesterday, he's still on his first coat and I haven't touched the arms or spear but I think he's looking good so far.
 >>/801167/
When are you going to stop stealing from artists, Nuro? Your habits of pirating moofies in 5K harms the industry, at least have the grace to watch them in 1080p so that there is some incentive to go to the cinema. 
You villain.
Got called out to a bad home aunty unna couldn't deal with. Going to ascertain which footy team the house barracks for, Collingwood shirt is better than a stab proof vest in the bad home area. Might wear both
Failed tug attempt.
Im not waiting 15 mins. 
The other tugger said she could text someone else to come, then looked upset when I said I was alright.
The old bloke in the waiting area looks flabagasted. Watched me drive out the carpark looking like his head was coming off his shoulders, the way he was gawking.
Wanted to stop and yell some elder abuse at him. 
Kind of think he might've been a legit customer.
 >>/801186/
Old boy was a knobhead. Really pissed me off. Its like looking at someones dick at the urinal.
Do you use special paint? Are there colour themes specific to squads?
 >>/801191/
Would he have been in before you? 
They make strong coloured paints for the miniatures, the basic scheme for the army is the purple and silver but with more white and gold for the elites and special squads.
 >>/801192/
You will need a few new pieces to match the new car.
That mongs tan jacket was nice.
What colour is the interior?
Im guessing theres some rule like how watch bands and belts should match.
I reckon a pair of new sunnies with a red line on the side would look snazzy.
 >>/801193/
He was done, he was just talking to her in the reception area.
Then I got in my car and was looking at my phone, then took off and he was standing in the carpark staring at me with his mouth open. 
We locked eyes but he didnt look away.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/footage-appears-to-show-woman-urinating-on-the-floor-of-a-melbourne-op-shop/news-story/1ba6311c7d939c3b6f0bd9632677c769
We should write a screenplay about mong life. 
Act one, Dan Murphy's
Act two, cenno
Act three, the op shop
Cast: mong, tard, government worker (playing cop, canno worker, wrangler), homeless neet (playing taxi driver, chorus, anonymous opshop urinator)
 >>/801217/
Keep your head up, looking straight ahead. More than two(2) shakes and you're playing with it. Extra points for ripping a big fart and/or burping whilst pissing.
Turns out it's not just my local shop closing it's the whole little mall.
We're losing the butcher,newsagent and the chemist as well.
These Jatz crackers have holes baked into them in a star pattern with one at the middle. I bet you could use it as a wheel for a cracker car.
Got a refund on the clothes. Mispoke multiple times and got confused. Came off as a retard. Embarrassing
> In 1988, Casey was sacked by radio station 2KY after describing Asians on-air as "little bastards"
> In July 1995, Casey's interview with English author and Holocaust denier David Irving made news around the world
> In May 2000, Casey was suspended from radio station 2GB after saying that Aboriginal Australians were "disadvantaged because they won’t get off their black arses and do some work"
 >>/801301/
There was also the day he went off about Vodafone being filthy japs and then the next day (having been corrected) said they were a "good aryan company".
> I've always found whenever I've worked at various radio stations before getting the sack, that if you are nice to ugly girls, it sort of helps them—it boosts their day—it makes them feel good. And I've always made a practice wherever I work, of selecting the ugliest girls and as they walk by, give them a backhand pelvic flick."[11]
Red rock delis. Malaysian beef rendang flavour. Absolutely putrid. They have gone way too far with these pretentious wanker flavours. Salt and pepper nationalism!
 >>/801325/
Yep that’s a Mitsubishi Gallant. That was my Derro friends in high schools first car. It had 4banger, stick shift, rear wheel drive. He used to rip skids on that poor thing everywhere. He moved to the Gold Coast and used it for pizza delivery and got caught stealing slices so he got fired and then got on the meff and  I never saw him again. Mind you this was 20 years ago.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/real-reason-a-lot-of-couples-stop-having-sex/news-story/4b18ff8633e19b046e4a9d664597fcdb
Guess who? It's Jana
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12950163/Mount-Gambier-mystery-dozens-dead-sea-animals-sharks-stingrays-crabs-Eight-Mile-Creek-beach.html
> Wobbegongs
@ Weber

And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love, then you softly leave
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love
 >>/801392/
I got some raw cocoa and have been making hot chocolates. Just cocoa, water and milk. No sugar at all. Satisfies my cravings but is far healthier and cheaper.
Nobody cares about your lame life, Nuro. This may take a while to sink in, but let us know when it hits.
Webster you should make a vow that that beautiful new car will never be sullied by going through a fast food drive thru.

It is time to get things back on track.
 >>/801432/
There has never been any evidence for this claim but it does get lower. Living in a dunny without the owner's knowledge is indeed worse than living in a caravan park.
 >>/801435/
He doesn't live in a dunny, he lives in a workshop that has a nice modern bathroom that he chooses to sleep in.
It is a pretty good space. Little kitchenette, sound system etc. I would live there.
These corporations have abandoned Australia Day. The whole thing is on borrowed time now.
In ten years the date will have been changed.
 >>/801435/
> Living in a dunny without the owner's knowledge 
While not on the dole and earning a wage and paying taxes 
>  is indeed worse than living in a caravan park.
While being broke ass and on the dole and being an all round nuisance to everyone around you  

We are all sick of the lies IGA and we are sick of you
 >>/801437/
That is living in a fucking dunny you mong. The presence of a powerpoint and a miswired speaker doesn't change the fact he is in bosslady's toilet.
 >>/801445/
> While not on the dole 
Yeah, an NDIS scam is much more noble.
> paying taxes 
You don't earn anywhere near enough to pay back your 10 grand in HECS debt. You make absolutely fuck all after decades of coasting on the dole. Don't act like you're better than the proper neets here.
> We are all sick of the lies 
Yet another insult towards you that you copied. Typical leftist behaviour of not being able to meme. SAD!
> we are sick of you
All of us are sick of all three of you. Fuck off and die.

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