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I tried to hint to the qt that I was under duress and needed assistance, but she didn't understand.
She thought I was asking her out again.
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The chopper left without me again. I was shouting and I saw a certain NEET look back. But he didn't say anything and just let them take off without me.
I heard everyone laughing as they flew away.
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Detergent Jones faces his toughest case yet. An online NEET community has hired him to investigate the circumstances of a NEET being forced to eat sausage McMuffins against his will.
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Yep. All of IGAs projection about Nuro’s dunny is because IGA has shit and shower with grey nomads and has deal with showering with them and all their shit every single night. Freud was right.
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Noisy fucking pajeets outside. They're too loud for me to sleep with my window open, and it's too hot to sleep with it closed.
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There is in fact one more thing even more pathetic than Nuro's existence. And that's Weber's liking of it.
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 >>/801533/
I reckon there would be a lot worse than grey nomads lurking around that toilet block.
I doubt he showers often. He pisses in bottles and might shit in bags.
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> interact with normies
> get called autistic
> ignore normies
> get called a schizoid
They have normatism, normative behavioural disorder, NBD, they're NPCs that's a mental disorder. 
Characterised by pathological imitation, dependence on relationships, collective reasoning and being easily upset. Onset during adolescence, the condition effects 95% of the population. 
Fucking normies reeeee
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Good morning neets. Had an excellent sleep. The secret? I had a slice of bread with peanut butter right before I went to bed. Might try it again tonight.
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Cat tries to use the litter box but is too blind to find it, cat blindly walks into furniture until it becomes distressed, poos on the ground and howls.

Woe
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I'm not sure how I feel about air-conditioned seats. All winter it will fill up with farts, then in summer it'll get blown around.
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Good morning NEETs.
Dripping with sweat from the morning workout. Had to do it first thing. Going to be hot today. 🔥
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Need to go do a sign up in a minute. Too hot. Fell asleep with my head on the armrest of the couch and now I'm sore. A massage could be in order but might just come home due to the heat.
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Found a really cool ndis guy who makes music near me. He has a massive projector and like 15 guitars. About a thousand records too. Gonna make drum and bass music with him.
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Drove Motherbat back to Victor.
Tyre pressure sensor starting bleep blooping as we rolled into town, so I drove into Bridgestone and the guy was kind enough to check the pressures and reset the bleep bloop thingo. Not sure if it was confused or maybe the driving increased the pressure and hit an upper bound or something. Hopefully it doesn't happen again.
Took the old cow shopping.
Having a stdout. Forgot to get a pepper pie. Not going out again.
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The more I think about it, the more I think KIA Pajeet filled them to 36 psi cold and the 1.5 hour drive heated them up enough to up another pound or so and that triggered it. Low pressure should trigger until it drops to 30 psi or something and they were up near 38 when checked.  If it happens on the drive home on Monday I'll drop it at the dealer and say I want it fixed under warranty.
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On the drive back to Adelaide I will try putting it in sports and manual mode and use the formula 1 paddles on the steering wheel to change gears.
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 >>/801529/
I have a sliding shutter instead of a shower curtain and I'm not IGA.
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This caravan park claim is still without any evidence. It is embarrassing that you keep making this unsubstantiated claim. IGA probably laughs every time he sees you post it.
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I've actually consumed far less alcohol in the past three weeks than I usually do. Some days were even alcohol free. Other than one sausage mcmuffin (that was forced upon me) and some oreos and the like, I haven't actually consumed junkfood either.
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He had a little set of green metal shelves set into an arch type thingo with a plastic cover. Like a little glass house or atrium or something.
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Pies ranked nationally:
SA BEST A
WA
Victoria
NSW
Tasmania
Canberra
NT
Norfolk Island
Antarctica
Christmas Island
Queensland
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> People say the v6 vs v8 threads are a dong size contest, but really it's more like comparing a vag to a bum. Both have their advocates but at the end of the day, we all know that one's a bit shit.
Glad I won't have to read the Just Commodores forum any more.
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Watching jurassic park, skipping boring bits. Just noticed that if it wasn't for the stupid girl with the light nobody would've been hurt by the t-rex and none of the subsequent events would've happened
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I finished all my job search reports the other day. It was easy when done the way the neet said with quick applying on seek and forwarding the emails.
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https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/news/queensland-woman-flown-to-hospital-after-bite-eastern-brown-snake/news-story/8853f86ca974cbac3b975e449e5b96f7
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"More than 30 tobacco stores have been torched since last March, in an ongoing war between two rival Melbourne crime gangs for control of the illegal tobacco trade."
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https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/gopher-mimics-caddyshack-pushing-golf-ball-back-up-hole/video/9e6d7b66224c16e772d6c33e9fbe7c1d
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Another text from KFC

> Melting rn, NEET? Good thing KFC are doing ice cold $1 Large Freeze online only, right now!
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Just sitting here in the dark and the heat feeling sick. Gonna try and make something of the day - eat some salad, have a walk, study a bit of coding.
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Just realised the war in the ukraine has been on for nearly 2 years now. Has a single interesting thing happened yet?
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Heat might've made it play up. My cars felt a bit funny, and noticeably different when the air-con is on. 
These cars aren't built for Australia
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None of the neets who asked turned up to eat the kfc so I ate their share. Met a seriously cute chick at the bank. She said I have a young face(does this mean handsome?)
I told her she was attractive and she said that’s lovely and that she had been told that 3 times the past week.
So yeah I basically lost my virginity. See you later virgins.
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People know the actors in shows. Everyone else is just a name they don't notice on the credits.
Larry David was rich and well known in comedy and entertainment circles, but he was not famous until he played Bernie Sanders on Saturday Night Live in 2016.
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Can’t vocaroo it. She smiled at me a few times randomly while talking. At the end she said is there anything else I can help you with? I said yeah I think you’re attractive.
She said I’ve gotten that 3 times this week so I must be doing something right.
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Tomorrow night on womboflix will be the spaghetti western The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly (1966) - starring Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, and some ethnic dude. The plot concerns a bounty hunting scam that joins two men in an uneasy alliance against a third in a race to find a fortune in gold buried in a remote cemetery.

Then on Sunday we have The Castle (1997), an aussie comedy about a working-class family from Melbourne, who fight city hall after being told they must vacate their beloved family home to allow for infrastructural expansion.
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The client I met today used to live in Victor 
She said that there is a large community of retired lesbians
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literally nothing, I started making a reply to the phillipines post then decided to talk about dinner instead, and forgot I was replying to a post, heat delirium
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Met a soytard today. He told me about his connection of dolls, showed me photos on his phone, stayed talking about his phone, asked whatI collected.

Tried very hard to find common ground. He owned every console and game ever made but had never heard of battle toads and wasn't global ranked in anything. 
He played a number of sports, novelty sports like Frisbee, watched netflicks. He played stardew Valley and knew the names of several plants.
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One day they'll get you 
> The Criminal Code defines child exploitation material, or CEM, as:
“material that, in a way likely to cause offence to a reasonable adult, describes or depicts a person, or a representation of a person, who is, or apparently is, a child under 16 years
>  >a) in a sexual context, including for example, engaging in a sexual activity; or
>  >b) in an offensive or demeaning context;
https://www.awbrisbanelawyers.com.au/possession-of-child-exploitation-material-queensland/
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Ok am a little bit confused here. After all the god awful abuse images that are on the internet are you telling me a detective would take any of those images seriously ? Are you kidding me ?
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 >>/801907/
It’s just as Nuro stated when he profiled him. It’s an appeal to authority. If they were children IGA would be referred to as a “Dobber” ie a trouble maker that “dobs” people to get them into trouble while violating the rules himself.
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Unlike nuro who spent several years having tantrums here about IGA until even imissfather couldn't keep up with the pandering? Unlike nuro who impotently floods the global reports all the time?
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Why is hard gay raw closed on the weekends now? Did keegan drive away all of Ash's loyal customers with his stench?
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That was nuro.
The creation of /neetlyfe/ really broke him for a while. Nuro would push the board into the 90-120 pph range just talking to himself about stanley. Really disturbing stuff to see...
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That was someone else false  flagging and you are an idiot to think otherwise.


Meanwhile coming more and more to the conclusion unnamed NEETs who hide in the shadows are just cowards that are up to no good.
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I know the names of most of the stars around Orion and have been watching Jupiter get further west over the past month or so. Taurus is visible today, usually can only see a bit of a blur. Nice clear night. 
I use this to look for stuff.
https://www.timeanddate.com/astronomy/night/australia/adelaide
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> Western Australia to give 8 per cent of land to Indigenous Australians in hopes of ‘economic and social transformation’
https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/western-australia-to-give-8-per-cent-of-land-to-indigenous-australians-in-hopes-of-economic-and-social-transformation/news-story/a874082f22242d8c5760c2fd91d5fa7f
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Motherbat didn't turn my bed down yesterday or plug the touch lamp in, so I just slept on top of the bedspread and she is shitty with me for being lazy
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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking last night and didn’t sleep. Thought about academics and careers and future employment. What’s the point of a job when I can coast on the dole? Is seeking university qualifications narcissistic? Would I just feel nothing after getting the qualification? Or perhaps it’s the celebration that I want, maybe even to get high marks and excel better than others to prove myself.
I thought that intrinsic reward should be what one seeks and money comes after. It’s all very obvious when I write it. But what about for people who don’t have an intrinsic reward pathway? Are they just shit out of luck? I think I need to go back and read some more individuation books.
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Morning neets, had a weird but good dream that I was a homeless bum fighting evil witches through a series of bad home of flats. Somehow I acquired a stick with a holy symbol on it that could scare the witches and break the spell of anyone under their enchantment.
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Some people would do their job for free if they didn’t have to worry about survival. I’m wondering how they get that motivation. Then I was thinking is it even worth the effort when we can just abuse alcohol.
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If you have read anything in prep, you're probably one up on most people but reading ain't doing and action is better than inactivity, so doing something is better than education, even if you don't know what you're doing.
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Good morning NEETs, nearly finished him.
Just got to do the last purple highlight and a bit of cleaning up.
Very happy with how he's turned out.
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No, have the nachos normally and make hueros rancheros with the sausages. 
Slice the sausages diagonally and fry them, cook them in salsa/ tomato, poach an egg in the tomato sauce. Mexican cowboy onepan breakfast
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Got a hot chook for Sweetie.
Collected her.
Had a pepper pie and a choggy milk.
Going to have a stdout shortly.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-13/red-bellied-black-snake-hanging-from-fridge-ice-dispenser/103316582
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If a snake poked its head out of my fridge, I would probably just get the poultry shears and cut its head off.
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All of you NEETs need to get down to one of my fine establishments and purchase some sipping whisky for tonights entertainment.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12957865/san-francisco-protestors-pig-noises-antisemitism-council-meeting.html
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-13/identifying-people-online-community-groups-legal-risk/103310968
Police/lawyer/magistrate faggots kvetch when people start reporting minority crime online.
What did they think was going to happen when they failed to do their jobs?
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Detergent Jones leaned back into the corner and surreptitiously rubbed his ringhole on the wainscotting.
That was the last time he would buy haemorrhoid cream from Dodgy Abdul the mad Greek.
The very last time.
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Sergio Leone's The Good The Bad And The Ugly (1966) will be on in 1 hour neets. Clint Eastwood and Elli Wallach scam their way across the wild west as they search for a massive hoard of confederate  treasure. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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I hate summer.
We need to apply for a huge NDIS grant to study the effect of cold weather on mongs and all move tho the Antarctic.
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Get in here neets, we're going back to the time when men were men and movies were real fucking movies: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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Imissfather approved the olive flag within hours, perhaps minutes of the request. Because he loves the unexpected*.

*tranny cock
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They've brought out Wizzy again for the final night of SA tennis A. The umpire gets a bottle of SA's finest plonk.
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Chicken thighs on top deli hash browns. Top chicken with tinned pineapple, foreign bacon and sliced red chilli.
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When the moon is full and bright I walk the streets naked so people can clearly see my naked body and then I disappear into the bushes.
On a busy Saturday night the police don't have time to attend a flasher fallout.
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I'm having the same thing for breakfast as every day - 2 sausages, 2 eggs, a slice of low carb bread fried, all with worschetshire sauce and mustard.
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> Incels need more mental health help Swansea University report
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-67770178
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Busy day with podcasts to download and electronics to stuff around with. Not sure I'm gonna get much time to watch much streaming. Why cant life be simpler, Neets?
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This may be cats last week on earth. Prolonging this isn't helping anyone, cat is severely woed all the time.
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Good Morning NEETs

Slept well. Just heated a sausage egg and bacon roll from bakery I got yesterday. Covered it in green  Guzman sauce. Omg flavourtown. Big mug of ice break. 

WINNING
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I haven't had a tug this year, don't think I've had a poke either. 
I'm a beacon of purity and abstinence.
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Sounds like you're making the right choice. Cat might be in a bad state now but it could get much worse and that becomes harder to see. Enjoy your time together the best you can and take a few nice photographs or videos of cat.
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> Canada, facing housing shortage, to consider cap on international students
> https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/canada-facing-housing-shortage-consider-cap-international-students-minister-2024-01-13/
Australia of course will never be allowed to do the same
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Pretty sure a junkie followed me around woolies. Think it was an ex mate. Hard to tell, 5 years of meff makes them look different.
Hid in the fresh produce because they dont know what any of that is.
Hope he's not outside waiting to see what car I get in.
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You will get the first wrongly scanned item for free at stores that have signed up to the voluntary scanning code of conduct. Both Woolies and Coles have. For some reason Big W hasn't.
It applies only to items less than $50.
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Its a mold ridden demountable in the back end flood zone of a caravan park in hicksville nowhere. The fact he does shittle little hauls every single day says he probably lives out of an esky and the fact he never posted a picture of his toilet or bathroom makes me almost certain he has to use a communal shower block for basic ammenities.
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> demountable 
No evidence.
> caravan park 
No evidence.
> in hicksville nowhere
You two live close enough to be affected by each others range bans.
> lives out of an esky 
You live off fast food.
> posted a picture of his toilet 
Why would he post a picture of it you gross pervert? You only posted bosslady's toilet because you thought it was impressive to live in.
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The coffee enemas, shitting in a pan, using that phone app to put a poo on his head, going on and on about toilets, living in a toilet, comparing food to poo. What the fuck is wrong with him?
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What do you guys consider the break even point for buying a printer as opposed to paying 10c a page for the service?
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Can't make it. All the heat and the darkness from drawn curtains is killing me. Go on to the next thread without me neets.
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Can monk read this haiku for me. 

https://m.locanto.com.au/adelaide/ID_6697124430/Fun-loving-little-sister-perfect-service-u-will-never-regret.html

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