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https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/jewish-bike-ride-rocked-by-genocide-graffiti/news-story/8fc1d507e1c5090ce5bf9a243e170130
IGA ruined Nuro's bike ride today
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boongs are physically superior to whites. They have no need of windshields and are perfectly safe without seatbelts. Their mystic psi powers obviate the need for mirrors too.
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Hmm, this gentleman sure does look familiar...

https://mypolice.qld.gov.au/sunshinecoast/cctv-images/hastings-st-noosa-heads-2/
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 >>/802559/
Yeah, too young and not fat enough. Keegan has a rather haggard look in his face, he is aging poorly but he is genuinely a friendly bloke in person.
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 >>/802562/
He has been talking about suicide quite a bit lately. I think he is under a lot of pressure financially. Plus the loneliness is really getting to him.
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 >>/802573/
The Castle is not diverse enough nor does it promote modern Australian multicultural values. It’s incredibly problematic and should be deleted from the Australian film registrar.
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The real Trev works for the high court removing valuables from poor families that haven't paid their debts, then he spends his wages on meth and pokies.
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I think The Castle was the most right wing movie womboflix has ever screened, beating out even Red Dawn
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 >>/802591/
I can see why IGA's been avoiding any sort of physical confrontation with nuro. The guy in that picture does look like he'd be trouble if you crossed him. Not saying it's nuro for sure.
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Let it be on record IGA ruined this board with pathological doxxing. Showing up at Nuro’s business and taking photos like a creep was the day this board died. People like IGA are why we can’t have nice things anymore.
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 >>/802603/
Nasty neets can always sock puppet, I'm not sure if would matter.
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We can't have nice things because we're neets.I had no idea that this had been going on years, it's bizarre and unbecoming.

Someone tried to dox me once and I just ignored. There's nothing to be gained from an internet shit fight so someone starting one is better just ignored. 

Many of the neets who goad you are simply bored and if you didn't react they would quickly get sick of it and move on.
Everyone should move on from this.
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 >>/802610/
Doxxing completely kills the fun of the anonymity. When you're anonymous you can enjoy not being judged for past shit you couldn't control. I used to like the illusion of imagining new people coming and going. that illusion died now i just see the same few people posting the same few things for years. maybe internet communities like this one have an expiry date. maybe it dying could have been prevented by frequently adding new people into the mix.
sorry for effort posting but whatever
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It’s just what every  celebrity has ever said. We can’t have nice things because there are unemployable people with severe mental health problems who have nothing else to do each day other than obsess over you and make your life a living hell. 

They usually win purely because they have just so much free time to devote to an utterly pointless task and until they fuck up. Then when the law comes after them they cry for mommy.
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There are indeed many people who dedicate huge amounts of time to harassing people, and somehow achieve virtually nothing. 
What did lao tzu say, being a leech is worse than being bitten by a leech
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 >>/802592/
Keegan has posted pictures of himself before and that obviously isn't him. He is a bit of a manlet and quite chubby but not full on obese despite what some here say.
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Felt something crawling on my side in the dark and flicked it off and turned the light on and it was a white tailed spider. Hope the cunt didn’t bite me.
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 >>/802605/
You were the first one to post any personal information by posting his phone number.
Before that it had just been him posting a public business which is also wrong but you can't claim you didn't escalate it. Both of you retards keep blaming the other and using that to justify your spastic behaviour.
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I remember years ago when I was looking at joining the ADF the website had a picture of a boong for the fuel specialist role. I remember posting that here and we all had a laugh about sniffing jet fuel.
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This doxxing stuff is just limited to nuro, tiffin and iga. The first two even have a discord server dedicated to doxxing iga which has been completely fruitless despite years of work lol (the phone number and face photo were both provided by iga directly).
What the board needs is a reliable moderator (not monk) to ban all three of them (weber is too soft for this) and enforce the ban long enough for them to move on. There needs to be an extra rule about not bringing them up for no reason, no dickriding etc, no replying to the ones evading their bans (the "Based" replier needs to be raped and crucified) etc. None of the neets that could be trusted to do this are willing and the willing would only destroy the board. Nuro has had half a decade to reform his ways and hasn't done so. The only way to remove him is get rid of all three of them.
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 >>/802626/
Yep. IGA still thinks he is the victim after prank calling Nuro’s Business. Just let that sink in. His mental illness knows no bounds. 

IGAs occupation is that of a full time grifter. This is a fact. There is no disputing it. Imagine being his job service provider. He has fulfilled literally zero obligations while escalated several complaints to supervisory body. 

GRIFTER PIECE OF DOGSHIT
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 >>/802635/
>  I don’t pay attention
>  digs up a t 12 month old post
>  posts a screenshot he took last year 

LIES LIES LIES LIES


> switched VPN as well

WE SEE YOU
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I assume this iga character keeps coming back for one specific reason or else everyone would have ignored him and he would eventually get bored of the place.
The last proper troll we ever had that I can remember was that fagneet that talked about getting a hand job through an email and his fake indian family (or whatever the fuck his story was) but that lasted less than a year because he ran out of ideas and we stopped taking his bait.

> Of each particular thing, ask what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?”
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 >>/802654/
IGA was here but had a lower profile. The introduction of custom flags was a disaster for the board. There is a reason that imageboards do not have names/avatars etc.
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So what’s the final solution to the drama and doxxing killing the board?
Ban nuro if he ever posts in his usual style?
I don’t think I’ve even seen iga post in ages but nan him anyway?
New BO?
Advertise the board and bring in new users again like the old days?
New rules preventing too much personality like nuro being narcissistic?
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 >>/802674/
I’m missing years of neetlore. I still don’t know who anyone is barely. I thought it was kinda the whole point of it. But to me now this board just seems like a discord server with a tiny bit of anonymity.
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Just tried a ADF 'You' session practice test. Couldn't manage to work out distance over time as a multiple choice answer, woe
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I tried doing an application to the army a little while back. I was stumped when they said you must have an active healthy social life before you join. That and you can’t have herpes. I was hoping to join to escape neet dom. Instead I got JUSTed
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I don't use plumbing I empty waste manually, I fill a bucket with water and put two wooden planks on the edges to sit on and shit in the bucket.
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Before modern plumbing the local government would dig big holes for the people to poo in and sent police around to people's houses to make sure they weren't shitting in their backyards (pissing was allowed).
It could sometimes take up to 10 minutes to reach your local shitting hole on foot and many people would shit their pants on the long trek, you weren't allowed to shit in a jar and bring the shit with you to empty in the hole because all shits had to be done in the hole.
Many people tried to smuggle shit they had brought from home but the state employed hole inspectors to observe the people shitting in the hole, the punishment for poo smuggling was for the criminal to be thrown into the hole and not allowed to leave for 12 hours.
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> you weren't allowed to shit in a jar and bring the shit with you to empty in the hole because all shits had to be done in the hole.
You are a true knowledge holder of the land.
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Another sleepless night. That's 3 out of the last 4.
Why was I cursed with mong disease. Dementia by 50 for sure
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Tiriel Mora, the lawyer in The Castle, is jewish. Imagine having a jewish lawyer and losing your case anyway.
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They need to do a 2020s sequel to the castle, where the family is now renting, has somalians and gooks for neighbours, dad's an alco, mum's on valium, and the kids are on meth. The whole thing is set around trying to save the local pokies where the family spends most their day.
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I've always seen how parents get up to nurse a baby in the middle of the nighy
What happens if you just ignore it? Wouldn't it eventually go back to sleep
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My tomato’s in the microwave that I put in my soup are gross and baggy now like an old man’s balls. What is a lad to do in this situation?
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I bet my schizoid nature and extreme social withdrawal was caused by my mum ignoring my cries as a baby in the middle of the night.
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Again I am being kept prisoner in my domicile by the startrack dictator who watches my every move to swoop when I am temporarily outside my designated delivery boundary, and refute my claim to the package I covet so I can finish my PC build.
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 >>/802727/
It's called failure to thrive.
There was video footage in the late 80s or early 90s of Romanian orphanages with rooms full of babies that nobody tended to and they all turned into mute retards.
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Had the 3 Nuggets & Chips Carry Cup at hungry jack's for morning tea. I give it the ausneets tick of approval, and at $3.50 was reasonably priced.
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Pajeet now rules the street. He does as he wills, and the white man must cower inside his house, awaiting delivery. All streets are now designated streets.
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My mother said that was encouraged back in the 80s as it was believed responding immediately would make the child clingy or something but that she was against it.
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the jeet was clever and little by little he takes power from the white man who stupidly succumbed to the temptations of home delivered goyslop and chinkshit.
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 >>/802781/
I don't have any.

My missing parcel also went to the local post office. I don't know why he said he had delivered it.

A bottle of whisky and my Johnny Bigg order should arrive today with the van one. She starts really late in the day for some reason.
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Also the European wasps in the hole in the back yard are still there. I thought ignoring them for 3 weeks might fix the problem.
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I also don't know what made the hole in the ground. I assume the wasps don't have little shovels. Probably a fucking snake that upgraded to something else I haven't discovered yet.
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Did a massive shit and right after flushing the toilet and washing my hands I needed to take a piss so I just went outside instead.
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This Wednesay on womboflix...an English sailor becomes shipwrecked in 17th century Japan, in Shogun (1980)

Then on Saturday, the crime thriller Training Day (2001) - a rookie cop spends his first day as a Los Angeles narcotics officer with a rogue detective who isn't what he appears to be.

Finally, on Sunday, we will be showing the New Zealand sci-fi film The Quiet Earth (1985) - a man wakes up one day to find out that every other human on earth has vanished, leaving him with all the tendies.
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FUKN REEEEEEEEEEEE I WENT TO THE POST OFFICE BUT MY PACKAGE WASNT THERE
THEY SAID IT WOULD BE THERE I WAITED UNTIL THEY SENT ME A MESSAGE BUT IT WASNT THERE
THEY CHUD SAID TO COME BACK TOMORROW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i got some yoghurt and sultanas tho.
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Border security is more invested in enforcing state taxes then anything else. Biosecurity is mostly for show, and counter narcotics is a joke because the big boys sent sea freight containers and they pay taxes like everyone else.
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Last time I flew back into the country they were filming an episode and the room was full of chinks waiting to be searched and they just waved us through for being white.
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I dont suppose it matters. I was going to hassle the chud to look harder but he is part of the tyrrany, a agent of the Package ZOG so to speak and I do not want to go on a list. I'll just go back tomorrow and buy something else I dont need.
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Trying to sell some shit to put some money together to buy some other shit. I wonder how many of us are addicted to buying shit.
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I gave it to the dynamite cunt, he never plays fair. Then $20 in the new fake chinaman. It has a very similar dragon but is part of the ALL ABOARD train ones.
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 >>/802826/
Often it's because they've already been tipped off and just want to make it look random to protect their sources, same as narcos.
Immigration offences are often just a mop-up of other crimes
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The price of food has risen 30% in the last two years, people just haven't noticed because the price of expensive food hasn't changed, and the quality/ quantity of regular food has fallen rather than the price rising. 
I only buy whole food by the kilo so to me this is obvious
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> Lamb's fry is lamb offal served as food, including the testicles, liver, sweetbreads, heart, kidneys, and sometimes the brain and abdominal fat—or some combination thereof.
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Reddit is very strange, it's like a written version of what normies think. Infinitely divided to create a safe space for every kind of snowflake, constantly censored, full of shills.
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It is so fucking hot. I'm breaking into a sweat just sipping on the hot chocolate despite all the blowing.
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Gonna take that bitch to flavourtown (uhh)
then clap them cheeks till my dick turns brown (hot)
post on ausneets - gotta be the clown (kek)
say to IGA - nigger why the frown? (based)
Back up vocals (bracketed) to be done by tiffin.
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I'm the king of FLAVOURTOWNNN
Shut it down! 
Burritos fat just like my crown 

7 dollar goon thats called a pairing! 
There's girls next door but I won't be sharing! 
They hear my studio woofers start up a blaring! 
Damn, I just raised the pressure 
Flavourtown atop my dresser! Ka-pow! 

Pics of young girls up in the line 
I rev the eeb and make em mine - nigga! 
Work all night blow out my spine
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Nuro is like a rapping cowboy riding his eeb in from the badlands, bluetooth speakers blazing and shooting ten gallon hats off rubes with his based rhymes.
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 >>/802911/
Um just stop it am not even available. I am  💯 busy working and drinking and getting high. I am not even looking. I don’t need any more Drama at at the moment. Women are Drama. Shiva incarnate.
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Colour: Intense mahogany.
Nose: Heather honey, molasses and brandy snaps, with notes of mocha, raisins and baking spices.
Palate: Dark chocolate, raisins and heather honey, followed by toasted almonds, candied ginger and gooey toffee.
Finish: Velvety and indulgent, with dense butterscotch, drief figs and hints of glazed cherry.

Ladies and Gentlenoots, I give you The Glen Allachie Double Sherry 2013 Vintage.
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That's fine, but everybody employed in Australia Post in SA doesn't need to know. The parcel went from Johnny Big Elizabeth to Salisbury to Adelaide Airport to Salisbury and back to Elizabeth.
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Andor likely 2025
Ahsoka season 2 only just announced
The Mandalorian season 4, it appears unlikely after the movie announcement
The Bad Batch some time early this year
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forming a theory that Aliens is kind of a remake of films like Zulu, where a few white guys with guns have to hold of the dark hordes of subhumans as they attack an outpost of civilisation.
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I need to see a dentist. How do I go about doing that? Can I use the medicare card thing for it or do I need to pay?
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If you have no money the local hospital might have a program but it will take years. Cenno use to do an emergency dental thing but you have to pretend to be in absolute pain and the dentists might just pull your teeth.
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You'll need to phone the dentist and ask the receptionist if an inspection is completely covered by Medicare or if there is a gap.
The dentist should then be able to tell you what needs doing and what that will  cost and what is covered.
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> Adults need a Health Care Card or Centrelink Pensioner Concession Card to be eligible. The rules to access public dental >treatment can vary depending on where you live.
> Each state and territory offer different services. You may have to wait up to a year or more to see a public dentist.

https://www.healthdirect.gov.au/cost-of-dental-care
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Charging up the $13 pair of wireless earbuds bought from ebay. Gave them and the packaging a thorough wipe down with antibacterial wipes, because China.
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Had some more Goulburn Valley fruit medley. The ratio of pears to other fruits (particularly pineapple) is wrong.
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There was a mob of unknown blackfellas at Foodland tonight. They were all short and primitive looking. They weren't African or Aboriginal.
I think they might have been New Guinea tribesmen. The penis sheathes were not on.
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having a bowl of yoghurt and sultanas with some filtered water out of a fancy bottle I had lying around.
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I wonder how close Jupiter ♃ will get to the moon 🌙 I wish I could see the horizon. Saturn ♄ is in Aquarius ♒
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> stains on a NEETs mattress 

Do know where you are ?

Hey stanners don’t post your toilet or bath room, how about you post one of your pillows. Just one picture. We aren’t asking much. Lel. 

What are ya ? Yellow ?
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> towel on the floor 
It’s called a bathroom mat. The fact you just asked about this confirms you have never lived in a normal house and you are full time homeless a bitxh boi and have to shower in a communal trailer park. 

Just kill yourself now. Faggot.
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His pillow is literally yellow lol. Probably from all the drunken slobber. You can tell from the colour that he has awful dental hygiene but what do you expect from someone who smokes meth...
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The whole new place thing was obviously a lie. He makes fuck all money, he obviously can't afford to move out. The Nambour caravan park would unironically be a struggle for him.
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He doesn't need anywhere else, the workshop is fine. He should not lie to us as much as he does though.
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Why are you saying I am obsessed? I am explaining why he is mocked for it. He isn't the first homeless neet we've had but he is the first to act better than us.
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> https://edition.cnn.com/2024/01/09/world/nasa-artemis-moon-landing-delay-scn/index.html
> first negress on the moon getting delayed yet again
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Was woken at 1.30am by a work crew gluing a new blue reflector to the road and spray painting the man hole cover and fire hydrant no parking line.
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Oh come on. I think I encrypted it and cant find the key. 
All I have to do is restore it from backup. 
I dont think I'll lose anything. 
these things are only percieved as a problem for pseuds.
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Got all the drives back up online but sadly all those downloads are lost. Going to back up the memes folder after lunch.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-16/earthquake-recorded-near-jamestown-south-australia/103323122
Somebody activated a jeetshaker
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> The American consulate in Erbil in the Kurdistan region of Iraq was attacked Monday evening by drones belonging to the Iranian Revolutionary Guards Corps (IRGC), according to a report on Al Jazeera.
wew
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Fat Elvis Monk is down there in Pozzbourne in his shed eating bacon and banana sandwiches and getting greasy fingerprints all over his failing hard drives.
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Good morning NEETs.
Got the aircon on straight away this morning. Can't wait until afternoon.
Heat is stalking me like a predator.
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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/radio/leaked-whatsapp-chat-emerges-as-sacked-abc-radio-presenter-antoinette-lattouf-fires-shot-at-national-broadcaster/news-story/0c4ffec8a6ee1a1ccb1281499ec7ab28
> Now new WhatsApp messages from some members of a 156-strong group called Lawyers for Israel have emerged detailing the constant pressure on ABC management to deal with Ms Lattouf.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12965995/donald-trump-wins-iowa-caucus-republican-historic-victory.html
> Donald Trump WINS the Iowa Republican caucus in just 30 minutes: Ex-president, 77, storms to historic victory in political comeback
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Thinking of getting some gelati this afternoon. I deserve a reward after a long day of sitting at the computer watching youtube.
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Finished the NAS. Now just need to do the finishing touches on password access because I cant write to two of the drives. Might go down the post office and see if my package is there. Will get milk for tonights custard.
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have to do some bleep bloop shit for a skateboard company
do they make boards for executives?
why do the dickies pants sold by skateboard shops look like business pants?
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That reminds me, how often do you neets clean inside your kitchen cupboards? I have a cupboard above the kitchen range hood, and the metal vent runs though it, but it's not sealed properly at the top, there's a cm gap between the ceiling inside it and the metal vent that goes into the roof. I'm always concerned that spiders or asbestos dust from the roof will come down into the cupboard.
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I have some cupboards below some drawers that I need to clean out regularly because the drawers have worn the timber supports so much that sawdust drops into the cupboard below.
I wouldn't worry about asbestos dust coming out of your roof. Depending on when your house was made, it either wasn't used at all, or was used in sheet form which is only dangerous when somebody smashes it.
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A/The Possum isn't going to be breaking asbestos cladding so that the fibres are flying everywhere. It requires smashing with a hammer or cutting with a saw.
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The fence that separates Motherbat from one of her neighbours is literally corrugated asbestos. The council have been on the property (chasing wasps) and nobody cares. The only way it would be a danger is if a boomer plows their caravan into it or something and even then you'd have to be doing your best to inhale fibres at the impact site when it happened.
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There was a news story the other day about asbestos found in a playground here in Australia and the powers that be basically said it was sheet asbestos and not an issue unless somebody started smashing it up.
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Nuro will protect him. He will service and fly his chopper, drive him around in a bulletproof Lancia, test his Coca Cola and Burger King for poison.
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My school had an asbestos ceiling in the computer room and it wasn't considered an issue because it was all solid and together like that in boards. Once word got around that it was in fact asbestos, bad home students started ramming the legs of the chairs up into the ceilings to knock holes in it and cause the dust to rain down.
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I think they have a high rate of first time buyers but much lower for the second time round. I can't see why else they'd be doing this unless they hope one becomes wildly popular.
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Motherbat falls for the meme chip thing shopping for my visits, because they place them in prominent spots in the shops. It is hard telling her to stop being nice.
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I have tried. She wont buy stupid ones like the Subway ones, but if she sees something like "mixed grill flavour" or "bbq ribs" she can't help herself.
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He'd also put the lid on the grill and use a temperature probe to reach the desired internal temperature before transferring the steak to the hot side of the grill for a sear.
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No. She's not dead. Her faggy twat husband probably took an extended break over Christmas and New Year and has shitted up her routine. He probably doesn't know the extent of her online activities.
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https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/man-facing-jail-over-alleged-nazi-salute-says-he-still-performs-it-daily-20240116-p5exnt.html
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> Marta Pascual Juanola
What the fuck is that name? I bet this bitch is related to those woolworths sicarios that neets have seen prowling around.
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Good on him. Nazi stuff aside, the law is fucking ridiculous. The legal aid thing also reminds me of gun owners who have been up on firearms charges and legal aid tells them to get stuffed, proving they are politically biased.
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Everybody who has a book containing WWII German photographs, everybody who applied the decals on a WWII German airplane, etc, are now criminals in about 4 states with swastika laws.
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You get a can of solo and onions on the bottom,  like a wimp. Eat it in the car park because you're scared of getting any mustard on the seat covers. Pathetic.
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Had some chicken tikka, beef vindaloo, and biryani rice for dindins
got half the vindaloo and rice for tomorrow
not pictured: two garlic naans
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That reminds me, is there a place you can get proper painted reproductions of master works? Obviously they can't be the exact same size or have a forged signature or whatever, but I want picrel for a room of the house as a proper painting.
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This  >>/803318/ has the full repro size (88 x 120) for about $1k AUD, which seems pretty reasonable for the effort involved. Need to do some reading about the legalities of it all, lest border farce decide to slash it with a razor and fine me or something.
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Tomorrow night womboflix will be screening some of James Clavell's Shogun (1980), a TV miniseries based on James Clavell's novel about a English navigator who becomes both a player and pawn in the complex political games in feudal Japan. Starring Richard Chamberlain and Toshiro Mifune.

Saturday night will be the crime thriller Training Day (2001) - I haven't seen it myself, but it looks like it might contain black people, sensitive neets be warned.

Sunday will be the sci-fi/schizoid film The Quiet Earth (1985)
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Do you reckon this board would realistically be monitored/logged by feds? Could we ever have another firearm inspection doorknock again?
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> Could we ever have another firearm inspection doorknock again?
That part is guaranteed just by having the "privilege" of a loicense. I hope/pray Big Fella and Ovaltine let us know if requests for information are made.
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It is a pretty big industry in China. They have teams of people painting copies of masters all day. They are pretty good.
Google it there are photos and recommendations for the best websites to order from.
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I want to go back to a pre tik-tok, pre-instagram, pre-girls not understanding what "pov" means internet
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Fried cm cubes of 1 butternut squash, 3 carrots and 3 potatoes (potatoes just cut in quarters) in batches in avocado oil. Now they're all getting baked. Mashed a bit of pumpkin on some bread, it's going to be good. So far, I've only used salt. I have a punnet of Greek yogurt out but I might skip it.
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the curry and the balance of the fruit medley could make for an interesting mording at the desk whizzers tomorrow
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Eat and have a rest and think about menial tasks that are of no importance. Then maybe have an itch and a wank then think about food that could be eaten.
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Yeah, there is lots of funding for tracking right wing or white nationalist stuff compared to how much of them there actually are. And so stuff that is adjacent to that like us can attract attention. Get a VPN, don't do yourself, don't be a retard and you'll be fine mate.
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What kind of reply did you expect? 
I was hoping you'd have some kind of technical answer to calm my nerves. I also already knew (from the event in question) that having a license meant they can raid you anytime. 

Here's your reply:
Are there any kind of security or privacy considerations to take into account when using a 4g hotspot instead of a wired WLAN connection? 
Would my carrier know my GPS coords and other device data? I would assume it just tx/rx IP packets like a regular router but I'm paranoid. My personal details are associated with the connection but thats no different to regular internet connection.
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That was a retarded question now that I've typed it out. Should type shit out more instead of letting it fester in my broken brain.
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Made cheeseburgers. Melted the cheese.
Struggling to eat all the food I have, fried rice, chilli, burgers, tomorrow I've got to do a whole chook. Eating is the hard part of gym
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Getting all lonely seeing a good looking girl at the gym. I wonder if this is why nuro drinks at the beach?
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Why do some people talk about someone like they’ve eaten shit? Was it the frying pan shit being cooked image?
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A good session. Smashed it. Up in weight despite last lift on Dec 29. Fueled by pure hate and heavy music. Was almost teary eyed with vitality.
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Elysian
adjective [ih-LIZH-un]

1. of or relating to Elysium
2. blissful, delightful

Possum dreamed of retiring to a tropical isle and enjoying a life of elysian ease.
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I did not reply because board rule #14 applies to this conversation.
"Feds" don't need our permission - like any other user don't need it - to lurk the site or this board. We wouldn't know about it.
If they did lurk they would conclude there is nothing dangerous here. Probably weird, obnoxious, ignorant, or whatever, but not dangerous. If they could make sense of anything in the first place.
I don't see why "feds" would even open up Endchan. They can monitor traffic of suspects in other ways then directly reading the websites they are visiting. And if they are on watch for illegal stuff in general, then they would look for keywords in the traffic of Australian internet (and get over 9000 false positives).
The only reason I see for coming up with this topic is baiting me to reply. Congratulations.
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Searching my memory for where I left my spats, nothing in my head but junk. Music that may or may not be real, faces of random people, sounds of things, so much junk.
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> 14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.

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