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 >>/805397/
Even though this was clearly a piece of satire, the Hindustan Times felt the need to write an article on it.
> This is disgusting & despicable. Shame on you @TheBabylonBee. . This is racist and this is America, we Republicans respect all. Stop your Hinduphobia right now. Trump supports @VivekGRamaswamy. I'm asking my followers to please tell @TheBabylonBee stop your racist, be American.
 >>/805506/
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/tech-boss-sanjay-shah-plunges-to-his-death-after-freak-accident-on-stage/news-story/751f3f155fb58a9c349974bbcf0f9764
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Neets have you ever wished the rest of the human race would just vanish and leave you alone, let you have all the tendies and no more cenno reporting requirements? Join us for tonight's movie, The Quiet Earth (1985), where that exact scenario happens. 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
 >>/805526/
> I wonder how much Colesworth loses in profit per year doing this?
Their margins on every item would be so huge that they probably don't give a toss.
 >>/805528/
I hate the bit when he thinks he's the president and starts wearing a dress.
If I ever wound up in that situation and the only other cunt I could find had gone mad and started wearing a dress I would kill him.
 >>/805561/
I could, but I don't care that much about her. I just assumed it was whoever was playing at the moment or was at the top of the women's tennis.
 >>/805565/
You assume correct. She's playing the woman who knocket out the last remaining Aussie (female) in the tournament. There's a lot of disturbed individuals here, plagued with sick thoughts. The rope cometh.
I think I have hypoglycaemia. I crave sugar all the time and then when I have it I almost pass out like it’s an overdose.
 >>/805641/
He admitted a few years ago that he cares about the board because he "doesn't have a facebook or anything". Very sad to see. Many of us are in the same boat but at least we are not as annoying for the most part.
I was going to go get beers until I remembered to check my bank account. It only had 10$ left in it after dominoes and Surfans f20 MP3 player purchase
This afternoon I accidentally watched the German version of The Name Of The Rose (stupid Pirate Bay). I might watch Highlander later.
 >>/805688/
I use Earth Choice wool wash for blacks, and liquid Omo for whites and coloureds. There is some Preen squirty stuff for business shirt collars before they go in the machine. That is just what Motherbat did and what was in her list of instructions when she moved out.
 >>/805687/
Nah, Don skinless franks. You get six in a packet and I think it would be dodgy to try and freeze the leftovers, so I am compelled to eat them within 24-36 hours.
 >>/805693/
If I'm feeling lazy and don't care about the items I sometimes do the same, but if I am washing white singlets or business shirts I separate them because I don't want an $8 Mr Pig tshirt staining them the first time it is washed.
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 >>/805685/
As I've done to many a frozen pixxa but they've never tasted this nice. I think it was the honey soy kabana that made it so tasty. The other toppings were a sliced shallot, handful of pre-shredded mozzarella, exactly seven Spanish olives and seven mini Roma tomatoes, plus a pinch of dried chilli flake and coriander leaf.
Hot dogs are one of those foods I liked as a child but would not eat now.
The adult palate says no.
All birthday parties used to feature the little red miniature franks and tomato sauce for dipping.
I’m going to upgrade my pc and get broadband and stream video games on twitch. It will cost me next to nothing and if I get viewers I might actually get money
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Australian federal police! Search warrant! Incel arrest mandate! Hands AWAY from the keyboard!!!!
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 >>/805602/
Here's my review:
Surprisingly accurate.
There are many place to visit outside Budapest, even in the East, but kinda have to know about them. When visiting the countryside probably the best practice would be having an accommodation somewhere as a base of operation, and visit the neighbouring lands spending a day at one place, and another elsewhere. Even the larges towns outside Budapest could offer only 2-3 days of entertainment/sightseeing, whatnot. Depends on the season too. I think this is what he gets wrong.
He is right about the scams, and Budapest is the worst in that. Outside they still might overcharge for the services, but it's not that bad. We are conscious enough about the phenomenon, I saw a funny scene made by humorists in some telly show some time ago.
Food really is tasty.
Politics is awful.
Hospitals and healthcare is godawful (unless you pay $$$ to private institutions). Don't get ill. I don't know how foreigners can be treated here.
History in this extremely short format is mostly right how he presents it.
It was kinda cool how he integrated his sponsor into the video.
Shameless use of other youtubers' footage.

Will Gattsu release a video about Hungarian food? Or he has one already?
Also it seems like a cooperation is getting built between various youtubers, including nfkrz, living ironically in europe, gattsu, geopold, and it seems some new guys liek this gumb0 and perhaps wow_mao. Last two I know nothing about.
I want to show you neets the family sized bbq meatlovers pidser I get from my favourite pidser place. Then you will know what real pidser looks like. So dark and red with processed meat and sauce you need to activate flash on your camera.
Made a brand new you beaut spreadsheet that has the macros for all the ingredients I usually buy, some at multiple different quantities. Easy way to autofill my caloric intake for the day. The diet is ON!
I was going to have a wank when I got a text message saying that I had insufficient wanks so now I have nothing to do.
My mother used to call it peanut paste.
I buy the ALDI American style. Very unhealthy. I eat it out of the jar with a spoon. 🥄🥄🥄
Now that I'm thinking about it, having shit hospitals is a really high IQ move. Imagine if hospitals were clean, with comfy beds, and good food everyone would find excuses to go on holiday there instead of working like good serfs they are.
In fact good hospitals could wreck your economy. Because there would be more ill people lining up, raising the need for more comfy hospitals with pretty nurses with large titties spilling from their dress, and more people would feel ill with the need to spend a week or two in a hospital. In the end the whole budget would be spent on hospitals and noone would work and pay taxes.
 >>/805801/
Indeed.
Now imagine the dilapidated dirty hospitals, with piss stained beds, with the shittest food this planet can offer, and fugly nurses who are more rude than everyone in the service industry. Noone wants to spend time there. So no actual need to maintain them, no money spent uselessly.
Sure the life expectancy isn't high, but if people die just after retirement, the state can spare on the pensions. You don't want to keep feeding useless old people for decades. Even if they are good voter base.
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/notorious-killer-cop-roger-rogerson-dies/news-story/058a79de4651f7fe8b178ce0776e2521
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Tonight on womboflix we will be showing one last episode of Shogun (1980). 

On Saturday we will be watching Blood In Blood Out (1993), a crime drama about a bunch of cholo gang members. I am informed it has some of the finest male-male rape scenes ever filmed.

On Sunday we will be watching Race For Glory: Audi Vs Lancia (2024)

There will be an Australia Day movie on Friday, but I'm still waiting on suggestions.
Confidence remains high that today will be the day monk finally gets on the wagon and deports all the illegal alien neets.
What are the potential dangers for committing fraud against ndis with a support worker in minecraft? Asking for a friend in minecraft
Fixed my blog. I found a tutorial on how to do it and it only took a minute. I don’t understand how monk broke it.
This is why IT is not a respected industry. I'm sure there are people who know what they're on about out there.
 >>/805895/
Posting a comment redirects to https://172-105-174-46.ip.linodeusercontent.com/wp-comments-post.php which returns nothing
Birthday Boy really helped bollocks up Wordpress for you.
 >>/805902/
New ip. I'm trying to make it again because when I try to change the wordpress setting from IP to domain it kills it for some reason. And now I have another problem, the linode is not making the sites-enabled file that i added the virtual host in. I do not know what is going wrong
 >>/805910/
Yes from the marketplace. When I created it earlier today it created the file in /etc/apache2/sites-enabled/ I used nano to edit the thing and it worked fine. I've recreated the linode from the marketplace 3 times and waited and it just does not create the sites-enabled directory or file
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/jetstar-flights-cancelled-after-plane-crashes-into-ute-at-sydney-airport/news-story/a6d42a9f3a27def63e5d45214182eeb5
> wing propeller
> every picture shows a jet engine
 >>/805912/
That's a bit odd. If you've done the exact same thing each time and the last three results have been different to this morning, it might be worth emailing them.
 >>/805918/
I found this about 20 minutes ago. I don't think I have the willpower to manually setup a LAMP stack and wordpress.
 >>/805921/
The file is never created. The directory it's supposed to be in "/etc/apache2/sites-enabled" Is also never created for some reason.
 >>/805922/
If you're happy for it to be done in the next 48 hours, just do a bare metal Ubunutu or Debian install and email the host details and what url you want the blog to use to [email protected] and I will set up a LEMP stack for you and configure Wordpress correctly.
Red Rooter whole chiggen (cut into 8ths), family size chipz (extra salt), family size gravy, and a 1.25 litre pebsi.
 >>/805948/
> going to interviews isn't going to happen
Buy one shirt and a jacket. Wear some jeans. Interview remotely with the right camera angle to hide the jeans.
Also keep working on the hole.
 >>/806042/
> Oh I am sorry I can’t divulge that information about that secret Nuro VPN account
> Oh crap I shouldn’t said that was Nuro 
> Oh crap I certainly shouldn’t of said it was a illegal ban evading VPN

AHHHG ITS TO HOT TODAY
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12990569/Jamie-Gao-Roger-Rogerson-Duncan-McNab-Glen-McNamara.html
Glad he smoked that gook.
Let's list out the qualities we want in our new, improved, ausneets skank - unlike olive, a beaner who is well and truly hitting the wall, she should be:

young
white
female
We need to find a cute Indian TikTok girl. Preferably one who can keep her poo in her pants or in the toilet.
Sirius, Betelgeuse and I think one of Gemini. 
We'll see if I got that right. 
Betelgeuse might be Orion.
I'm still cringing thinking about that neet that said the Olive replacement should be a "slim thick asian". Nigger slang is increasingly common amongst the neets and I am greatly concerned by it.
Got a big telescope he could use, but fuck him. No Duck Restaurant. No Harry Potter Bar. No Barossa Bowland. No telescope.
 >>/806127/
Tube is probably 1.5 meters long and maybe 40cm across. Stand/base thing with knobs for adjustment and tracking is heavy enough it has its own modified sack truck thing with forks to move it. Grandfatherbob built it.
That was the small telescope. The big one was acquired by the Northern Argus and then probably destroyed. Not sure if the observatory dome on the property was retained or bulldozed.
If bat has any appointments at Calvary hospital round the corner, try out their cafes pepper pies. Very nice. 
The Lyell Mac ones are too spicy. It make me sweat and sneeze.
The new skyscraper next to the Lyell Mac is a Calvary hospital. 
I got told that when Lyell Mac run out of beds, they move people to Calvary, but have to pay for the rental of them even if they don't send people. 
So Calvary is making it easier for them to do it. 

Should start a private hospital
Listening to the holy gift, which is an album by tool (Lateralus) with the tracks rearranged. 
The time signatures are supposed to be copying the Fibonacci sequence but I don't really know what's going on.
This is nuro's big plan he has hatched with tiffin. Falseflag as monk and brown snake webby. All part of an attempt to pull webby, the most popular neet, to the faggot's discord.
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The moon is currently sitting above Orion's head and his bow is aimed at Jupiter riding Taurus. 
But it's all upside down because we're in southern hemisphere 
I can't see Taurus but I know it's above (from this angle) where Jupiter is.
> During a lunch in the Chinese Cultural Club years earlier, Rogerson amused himself by signing a title page of his autobiography for an Asian man: 'Best wishes, Loger Logerson'.
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 >>/806162/
Orion is Nimrod the Biblical progenitor of Hungarians (Huns and Magyars). He is ofc, an archer. The Moon is Blessed Virgin Mary (The Great Patroness of Hungary). So this part refers to Hungary
Jupiter is the Emperor of Europe, in this case Empress, Ursula von der Leyen. The Taurus is Zeus - Europe rides Zeus. Jupiter and Zeus are the same. Europe rides Europe, Europe wants to rule over Europe.
So Nimrod will shot down the Empress from the back of her steed.
EU Parliamentary elections in June, where Leyen will be sent back to the kitchen. And from July (just after summer solstice, the Sun represents the ruler ofc) Hungary presides over the EU.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-22/vegan-poet-reworks-man-from-snowy-river/103369264
> Vegan Man from Snowy River rewrite gets hostile reception from Banjo Paterson fans
 >>/806203/
I can't think of anything I need, except a $10 popcorn bucket and a pack of magnums. Even that doesn't seem worth it. 
My shift today cancelled.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12990087/Aboriginal-businessman-Australia-Day-national-flag-changed.html
get a load of this white idiot
Wagie friend just text me and said he has to work outside doing some survey thing even though it is 40 today and he is only getting minimum wage for it. Be grateful you DSP and jobseeker neets.
 >>/806235/
37.9 here presently. Supposed to hit 42. Probably 2pm.
Might cancel the trip into town. Waddling in the heat with two schnitty meals in my belly might be a recipe for disaster.
I doubt we have an impersonator whose NEET lore is good enough to know NK worked at Sizzlers back in the day.
Knowing that 10K worked at KFC is entry level NEET lore.
Knowing about NK and Sizzler is master level.
None of the board trolls have that sort of skill.
Why do people keep blaming Monk for the moderation of the board?
He is just a vol isn't he?
Isn't imissfather still BO?
Might make tomorrow the day I do something with my life and just dedicate today to wanking and watching Denzel Washington films.
 >>/806313/
Everything is a dream, we're still on 8chan and Possum is still the BO. Some attention whore calling himself Nuro recently started posting, he should be out of our hair soon enough.
By some miracle act of god I got my blog to work again. Check it out at: http://172.105.186.252/
Comments should be working with no email required. I'll post some more shit on there later today.
We should mog nuro by posting pictures of our hovels, uncleaned toilets and kitchens, show him we've got something so much better than any beach.
I keep seeing these Stanley cup things mentioned.
Do I need to get one?
I need to look cool. Can't stand the thought of the zoomers thinking I don't have riz.
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 >>/806299/
Because goondaddy (who is monk) (who no one knew was actually monk at the time) vastly exceeded his authority as a vol and decide permanently ban and delete certain NEETs from the board starting in 2022, which devolved the board into a shit show and gave chickendinner (who was actually BO) a hell of a mess.

 >>/806339/
If i was chickendinner i would pissed as hell at Monk.
 >>/806368/
chickendinner was a weak BO, goondaddy could sense it and kept trying to usurp the throne. The real reason they don't ban nuro is that nobody likes iga.
Finally sent a needful email I should've sent last week. Garn shops to get some chocolate to reward myself. You neets want anything while I'm there?
 >>/806371/
For all his failings chickendinner seamed reasonable. Goondaddy however is carrying out some personal vendetta and should not have any power whatsoever.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/costs/im-gonna-give-the-p-up-why-iconic-aussie-beer-drinker-giving-up-the-grog/news-story/54fd33f482512db6fb57d697b2f2566b
oh no
Nuro and Stanley, two hearts entwined
Their love a beacon, brightly shined
In a world that often judges and hates
They found solace in each other's embrace

Their love was pure, their bond unbreakable
No force could ever make them unstable
They faced the world with courage and pride
For each other, they were willing to fight

With every touch, they felt alive
Their passion burning, like a wildfire
In each other's eyes, they saw their future
Together, they were stronger, no longer unsure

They walked hand in hand, without any fear
Their love, a flame that no one could sear
They danced under the moon, their bodies in sync
Their love, a melody that made their hearts sing

Their love was not a sin, as some would say
It was a beautiful, colorful display
Of two souls, united in love's embrace
Nuro and Stanley, a love that could not be erased

They faced the world with love and grace
Their bond, a shining example of love's embrace
For love knows no boundaries, no gender or race
Nuro and Stanley, their love, a masterpiece

So let them love, let them be
For their love is pure, for all to see
Nuro and Stanley, two lovers so true
Their love, a beacon for me and you.
 >>/806390/
Nuro isn't capable of loving anyone but himself. He just used iga for sex then discarded him as soon as his colon started to get a little loose. This is all his fault.
 >>/806337/
The negro activated her inner-ape rage in teh first set to claim it, but the Ukrainian came back swinging late in the second. Almost 2 hours and 30 minutes so far.
 >>/806401/
The fact they used pseudonyms rather than their NEET assigned name tells me they were deadly afraid of non admin NEETs knowing who they are and therefore you fucking full of shit.
Womboflix has to download two different torrents of Race For Glory because the one nuro specified has such a high bitrate it might not stream properly.
Despised these as a kid. Might give 'em another try.

https://www.burkesbackyard.com.au/fact-sheets/food-and-recipes/food-health-nutrition/choko/
 >>/806399/
Given what I had for lunch, I'm probably just going to have the chicken on a plate. Rest assured I shall make the curry one night soon. I have all the makings.
 >>/806368/
ChickenDinner backed him up on it though. They both wanted you banned.
> i would pissed as hell at Monk.
Slow down on the pills, retard. And you mean "pissed off". Pissed on its own means drunk you seppo queer.
 >>/806405/
> homo bitxh boy
You started calling him that because the tranny mods on discord allow you to say that but not faggot.
You also call him a "fatherless bitxh boi", likely because you are a motherless bitch boy. But at least you have a good relationship with your father, having him take you out for the cheapest specials board pub feed once a year on your birthday.
 >>/806422/
I usually save the tit meat for sandwiches or adding to instant noodles. I eat the skin so it leaves the meat a more 'neutral' flavour to work with.
Neets, there will be no more Shogun on womboflix for a while - I need to take a break from TV streaming. Weekend movies will proceed as usual.
 >>/806451/
Shogun was not bad, but its extremely long form drama, i watched it with the sound off and melodic trance pumping. 

Debating to watch the lancia moofie in the lancia....
 >>/806430/
> Pissed on its own means drunk.

It really doesnt. If i say "i am so  fucking pissed" everyone knows that i am saying that i am mad just like (You)
16(sixteen) minutes for the American to hold serve in the opening game against Djokovic. The Based Serb did the job in less than five. I'm predicting a 3-setter, all won (by Djoko) in tie-breaks.
 >>/806456/
That doesn't even make any sense you pillbrained retard.
How is that a cope? Do you know what these words mean or is your brain just meth mush?
 >>/806458/
I worked out what he meant based off the context. Saying pissed to mean pissed off is an Americanism. You're really reaching to defend it here, mate. It is embarrassing to watch.
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This week on womboflix...

For Australia Day we will be showing two Australian movies (total runtime 2.5 hours) - the horror/found footage movie There's Something In The Pilliga(2014) and the crime/comedy Malcolm (1986). Pilliga is just over 1 hour, which is why we're having a second movie.

On Saturday and Sunday will be the cholo crime epic Blood In Blood Out (1993) and the race film Race For Glory - Audi vs Lancia (2024)

Also, no Shogun tonight.
Nuro really made the 2016 US federal election his entire identity. I guess being on 4chan's /pol/ at the time made him feel like he was a part of something and achieved something.

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