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Neets, you may not have been born into  a rich family. You may not have inherited good looks, brains or a work ethic from your parents. But there is one thing you've inherited - citizenship in one of the nicest countries in human history, one that's better than 99% of the rest of the world. Jan 26th is a day to remember that.

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Links should be replaced with beer bottle, and the cursor with a bottle opener. Every time one clicks a link (post numbers are links too) it would make a nice hiss.
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My browser's set to 170%, I noticed that when I put it to 100% the background image is tiny. Also I should've gone for gold on green for the colour scheme, not green on gold.
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> Neets, you may not have been born into a rich family. 
> You may not have inherited good looks, brains or a work ethic from your parents. 
?But there is one thing you've inherited - citizenship in one of the nicest countries in human history, one that's better than 99% of the rest of the world.
talk for yourself
 >>/807526/
International Cruisey, you should herd mongs over here. You could probably get citizenship from it and Local Cruisey could offer you cheap rent in his shed.
> A gym formerly belonging to far-right commentator Avi Yemini has been set alight in Melbourne's south-east.
> Firefighters were called to the suspicious fire on Hawthorn Road in Caulfield North, just after 5am today where they found the gym fully ablaze.

The nigger loving pedophile worshippers are getting uppity
Bondi Cigars are a kick arse band. Howling at the Moon and Don't bite the hand that feeds you are great tracks. 
I've heard stories about when they'd tour.
Dad was in Kal when they went there and every beer would come with line in a tallyho paper. They used to drop them in each others beers for jokes. This was back when it was sold in grams, not points.
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So to whoever shat talked lamb on a pizza, i just got one from a real italian place. Its freaking amazing. Total flavourtown and you are deboonked.
How do we inform Nambour Caravan Park they have a mentally unwell Paedo groomer stalker ? O wait. Everyone there is like that.
Back at the gym. A possum outside was doing the demon scream before. I think he might be looking for a mate.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-25/death-sentence-arson-attack-japan-kyoto-animation-anime-studio/103390752
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 >>/807627/
Thanks for another strawman. You are good at creating strawmen and while gooned you confabulate things in your head.

I dont stay at the workshop. Its too hot but i do i sleep somewhere modern and air conditioned not very far away. On the same block even. We have been through this an i have posted it before. 

Once again you are literally stalking me. No Neets are ever going to post anything interesting on the board anymore. Everyone is self censoring. Because you are unemployable and have unlimited time. Thanks for permanently fucking the board.
There's too much cloud cover, I can't see anything. 
The moon is glowing behind it, near the horizon. 
I can only just see it even though I think it's a full moon tonight.
 >>/807643/
Victimised Nuro makes me hard. 
It's like a gazelle with a trapped hoof, bleating meaninglessly but there's no threat. 
Hours of incessant, meaningless bleating. 
Love it.
 >>/807643/
While Nuro can go suck a bag of dicks. He has a point. Instead of people just randomly shitposting with their cameras everyone no is paranoid and dont post shit because it may contain a street sign or a partial reflection in a glass. Thanks for nothing Stanley.
I did not win the Powerball.
It was a very easy check of the ticket. None of my games had the Powerball number.
Member how you're a drug addicted hovel dweller who tells lies to chase an ego on endchan dot net? Hahahahhaahahaahahahha
> tfw socially awkward
I can't make eye contact properly. If I'm walking down the aisle of a shop and someone is walking in the opposite direction, where should I look?
I find it very distressing to see them both posting again and shitting things up every day again after I permabanned them both when I was BO.
I have offered to be BO again but I am ignored.
 >>/807654/
> randomly shitposting with their cameras
There's nothing random about taking creepshots of children while they innocently stand at a beach unaware of the danger that lurks behind.

> Weber's best bud...
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 >>/807663/
There is nothing illegal about anything. Most of the complexes in the estate have multiple people living with council approval and here you go once again appealing to authority when it comes to a social contract you cannot and will not comply with the most basic of Job search provider obligations and straight from get go escalated official complaints about fucking nothing.

IGA your are scum.
 >>/807687/
You're a pathological liar who uses this forum to boost his own ego and fish for replies. No one here likes you. Why don't you just fuck off to discord and seek attention there? 
Btw you're a fat homeless drug addict, hahahahah!
My email was some protonmail thing I just made to apply to be BO. I never checked it again and was BO for a year I think. I can't even remember what the address was.
I still have my ChickenDinner endchan account.
I will sort these two scumbags out.
 >>/807704/
No i am not open but i am building an ebike and giving it to a young girl tomorrow before i go to brisbane. Its her birhday present. She is really excited. 

It feels nice to actually contribute to society. I guess you would not understand.
 >>/807705/
Yes. We have been through this. Last time i talked to him on Discord he said he was going away for a while. That was the other week. I have not seen him since.
A pill popping alcoholic dunny dweller lecturing us on contributing to society. 
The audacity! Hahahahahaha!
> Four people from an extended Indian family have now died after the tragic incident at Newhaven, Phillip Island, where they were found unresponsive in the water on Wednesday afternoon.
Fucking hilarious
Some arsehole has started blasting music at 2.45am. Woke me up. Not sure if it’s just bad home behaviour come to Motherbat’s for the long weekend or if it’s some kind of Australia Day protest
 >>/807765/
The deluge is coming tonight. Nuro will probably be kept afloat by his own inflated ego, but iga has nothing to live for but hate and will drown.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/live-insects-found-inside-several-batches-of-constipation-supplement/news-story/1bd5096bdab18fa4c773034ca823c4c6
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/unusual-pie-flavour-featuring-pasta-is-dividing-the-internet/news-story/97a105740a426f084efca46df08aca56
 >>/807777/
I have had stuff growing in the bags of psyllium husk I bought.
Googling indicated it was probably pantry moth larvae.
The bags had not been opened.
Happy Australia Day.
For those interested, this online radio station will be playing some 1980s Aussie tunes for a few hours: http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue_Played
You can click one of the players in the 'Listen Live' area, or use this link: http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u
Cheers!
> if you're still sane
He wants me to engage in his power trip humiliation ritual.
You send him an email and then he tells you he will look at it next week.
Not going to happen. Too sane to engage in those sort of games.
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I am convinced we will get a new BO eventually. Out of the frozen wastelands of the north will come a stranger, a neet who will wield the banhammer with unmatched skill and strength.
Woke up this morning with low blood sugar again. I think I might have some form of diabetes. Feels awful
Took the old bird to the chemist and one of those 'leave a book, take a book' thingos. Had to go to the other bakery for a pepper pie as the one I normally go to was closed. Saw the pretty girl from the normal one walking about.
Having a stdout and a danish now.
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I'm tempted to start dumping some of my old books in these places just to get rid of them. I'm surprised people don't raid them and sell the books on ebay.
 >>/807789/
He wants to know you're going to coddle his bedbuddy. He went sour on ChickenDinner and is fucking him around with the email because of nuro being banned.
It is time for ChickenDinner to make a new board for which discord faggotry is banned and imissfather has no power.
 >>/807829/
Right, the years of you protecting nuro no matter what, even when he posted creepshots of schoolgirls, simply don't matter? And you are perfectly okay with giving power to ChickenDinner who will not only ban nuro but actually enforce the ban unlike mongk.
I was pretty happy with the job imissfather did. Our board suffers from not from bad moderation but lack of moderation.
 >>/807844/
His moderation was both bad and lacking. He banned me for saying that I was going to rape him but never banned nuro for repeatedly threateningly to track me down and kill me. There was one set of rules for the discord creepshot circle and another for the rest of the neets.
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I know man. It’s started the show early. I won’t engage. It’s really uppity so it must be day drinking alone in the hovel thinking it is based it isn’t 
Next year when I make the css theme I'm gonna make it so you can nurse the possum with the bottle of VB.
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Australia Day may be getting cancelled around the country, but it's still a thing on womboflix. Tonight we mark the occasion with  two great Aussie films, or one great Aussie film and one that is kind of funny in some parts:

First up, Malcolm (1986), a crime/comedy about an autistic tram genius who gets caught up in a bankrobbery plot.

Then There's Something In The Pilliga (2013), a horror/found footage movie, apparently inspired by a song by Slim Dusty, about a bunch of bogans who go into the bush and get eaten by a yowie.

7pm AEDT
I tried listening to some Australian rap. Truly awful stuff. Rap in general is bad but the local variety seems even worse.
BREAKING NEWS

Ex-troplical cyclone Kirrily upgraded to a scategory 2 storm, set to shit on Brisbane within minutes.
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/police-operation-under-way-as-group-of-men-in-black-balaclavas-stopped-by-officers-at-north-sydney-station/news-story/ead3a0e3c6987b1674a81ae2410238b8
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13008741/Boomer-loses-teen-girl-wearing-anti-Australia-Day-shirt-shouting-Youre-disgrace-spoiled-brat-generation.html
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The Australia Day movie night will begin in 1 hour neets, with Malcolm (1986). After that, when the little neets have gone to bed we will screen the much scarier There's Something In The Pilliga (2013)
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
 >>/808000/
That's part of why we have two movies. Also neets will appreciate the first 20 minutes, which consist of drunken yobbos getting into mischief, if nothing else.
In da city. Already run across some invasion day protesters. You can see them a mile away. They are already completely wasted. Can barely walk. Dirty commie fucks.
Well that was weird. Just ran into my cousin and her kid at a tiny strip of shops. Don't even know where she lives. Luckily I avoided conversation
 >>/808053/
That makes no sense. You are off your rocker and baiting for no reason. This site has become your life and we are all much worse off because of it.
 >>/808061/
That makes no sense. You are off your rocker and baiting for no reason. This site has become your life and we are all much worse off because of it.
Somewhat disappointed at the Australia day protests/culture war/RW twitter kino this year. 
I was looking forward to it all week.
 >>/808130/
For all living things.
They would hang stray dogs and cats for fucking in the streets.
Reproduction was achieved by the milking gangs that would go house to house collecting semen (by force if necessary) so it could be deposited to women's vaginas.
https://www.skynews.com.au/opinion/may-be-time-to-give-up-on-january-26-for-australia-day-steve-price/video/32856a8ce355c78177c8cb92dbe77d89
They will still have these invasion day marches on the new date once it is changed.
They will never be satisfied. Victimhood for its own sake.
 >>/808151/
The secret kfc is open 24/7 and has a playground.
If you call up the store the manager will drive you there and then home again when your finished.
 >>/808163/
You called the wrong number, there's a normal secret kfc and a rape themed secret kfc with bondage gear in the playground.
I don't go there because you have to wait so long for your food while they rape you.
 >>/808171/
Online comments on news ltd and daily mail have been supportive of them for the most part. People are fed up with the rabid lefty loons and selective policing
Retarded shit eating pedophile spends Australia day talking to imaginary friends.
Imaginary friends that hate him.
Lol.
 >>/808193/
Didn't fry these weird seeds enough and they became intensely bitter. Wouldn't matter but as seeds you just get a crunch of bitterness every now and then which makes the slop unpalatable
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Jay took the keys with him when he left the truck, that makes it likely, but not certain, that he was the driver in the truck at the end.
The girl at the end of the movie was confusing, but seemed to say that jay and the other characters knew about the yowie and came into the park looking to hunt it.
Figured out why Jay dumped the girl's body in the Pilliga movie - he was putting it where the pigs would eat it.
Bad home illegal fireworks going off here again.
They terrorise all the local dogs just for a few bangs.
Worthless people.
Watching the live ICJ hearing about Gazan genocide. 
I wish more muslims would die. Shit in muslim grain silos. Shoot muslims into the sun. Castrate muslims babies.
 >>/808234/
Yeah, but why? The cops check his licence later so the story about him being wanted didn't make sense. 
The guy who was at the pub, dark hair girls bf was dead there too.
 >>/808261/
They can't check his license because the radio/phone is out of range - the cop says he's going to run jay's license when he gets back to the station.
I went outside today and there was no air to breathe so I quickly ran back inside the house before I fainted.
I turned on the TV and realised I missed the no oxygen outside warning and that the oxygen would come back at 5:30pm.
Still thinking about There's Something In The Pilliga. I thought it was inspired by a Slim Dusty song, but it turns out people have been seeing yowies there for many years.
Hi, just going around advertising a new board
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Do you have any specific topic you would want to have more informations about?
Good Morning NEETs 

Had a shitty sleep on a real bed. It was just too darn hot. Double high queen air mattress wins. Narky NEEts BTFO. 

 >>/808292/
Nuro has multiple copies of this on vinyl. God I love yello so much.
 >>/808298/
Another thing - the camera man dylan doesn't know jay's real name, so they're not old friends. Why are they even filming stuff? Although it's never explicitly stated, jay must be searching for the yowie, and he's brought along a cameraman in case he finds it.
 >>/808308/
It's on my list of 1-150 best films. I've seen it twice (3 Times now) and still picking up bits.
Some of that is because it's cheap and maybe not thought through but it works well.
 >>/808327/
Ah, just around from the market. 
I've looked at those old town houses next to the pub, across from the train station a few times. Lovely old town.
 >>/808328/
No, Franklin Parade is the stretch that runs to the Bluff. Bartel Blvd starts just past the hospital on the road that runs past the caravan park.
 >>/808329/
There's also one that goes from Moonta to Lincoln. I was talking to a backseat the sauna who went over there for the horse races, he reckons if you leave Adelaide, the trips are the same time, 1.5hrs to mounts, then about 6 on the ferry or 8hrs driving up to Augusta then through Whyalla. 
I thought it would be heaps quicker. Also cost iirc $120 each way.
 >>/808333/
Land cruiser or f truck. I think land cruiser, lots of those type of utes around that get dolled up in stickers and stacks by roo shooters or pig hunters.
Good morning NEETs.
I was at the bad home Post Office first thing this morning.
Long queue. Saw some good examples of the male bad home pin head phenotype. Very small craniums. Not much room for brains.
Good to know that imissfather will delete posts for the reason of "garbage" but ignore discord buddy Keegan's death threats.
Went to Repco.
Had to get a curry pie at the usual baker as they had sold out of pepper pies.
Having a stdout.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13011639/woman-use-screwdriver-wrong-way.html
what a dumb bitch
Just did my fifth poo of the day. Haven't had any food yet so I don't know where it is coming from. I did eat a lot yesterday. I've had three coffees so far which isn't that many for me. I might fast for a while longer to stop the poos.
 >>/808324/
Some things I'm still pondering:

* how did the two other girls (Emma and her friend) get to the pilliga and why were they there?
* why was the guy in the harley davidson tshirt wanted by the police?
* who tied up jay's dog?
* why did they have a camera and were filming in the first place? Jay must have known about the yowie, and that it killed emma
* who's driving the truck at the end - I've looked and you can't see a guy in the windscreen
 >>/808394/
Was Emma the one Jay put in the pig hole? 
I think Jay and the other weirdo with the shotgun might dress up as the yowie. 
I don't know how that other girl got pulled into the tree. Or what she was doing standing there.
 >>/808400/
> Or what she was doing standing there.
She should have undid her bikini and said "there is something I have been meaning to get off my chest"
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/prime-minister-anthony-albanese-nsw-premier-chris-minns-condemn-australia-day-neonazi-demonstrators/news-story/0f78a7a317eef27ccdecea01e148ea9e
if you didn't condemn this yesterday, you are not a decent person according to the PM
Just got back from Brisbane. Weather was shit. No breeze felt like 39. Back on the coast . There is  a North easterly ripping. Feels much fresher.  This is third time in a row  I have come back early as the weather  dicked me on a routine Brisbane getaway.
I was impressed by the numbers the Nazis got out. They need to work on their outfits a bit. A more uniform appearance is needed.
Some members need training in posture and deportment. It is good they don't let fats join.
 >>/808434/
I think part of their success is that most of them are fairly handsome, Tom is pretty articulate. They appear as the antithesis of the fat 'right-wing' bogan archetype.
 >>/808446/
Anyone who needs a uniform top bigger than XL should need personal approval from the Fuhrer.
A full scan for bodyfat percentage should be undertaken.
Approval for muscular German giants only. No fatties.
 >>/808453/
He was a WW1 flying ace. He earned an exception but his gluttony was part of a more general degeneracy and in hindsight he probably shouldn't have been given the exception.
 >>/808442/
News.com.au deleted the comments on the article published yesterday. I suspect the media will be instructed not to even cover the NSN at some point soon (unitil they're framed for something ASIO is actually behind)
My 150lb hand gripper snapped. The steel spring part, it just broke in two as I used it.
I am not even that strong, I could never close it completely.
I will have to use the 200lb one now. I can barely move it.
Cheap Chinese shit.
I am looking up photos of hair styles to find one I like and show a photo of it to whichever sluggo I get allocated to at just cuts when I go.

The problem is the models are always handsome. I need to know how it will look on someone fat and ugly. And cut by someone barely competent.
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See this is what NEETs don’t understand. You don’t need money, you don’t need the latest and greatest to be based. BASEDNESS Is a mindset.
I feel like I am too fat to try to be fashionable.
Like even attempting something is an insult to aesthetics itself.
 >>/808442/
Motherbat was just saying as much (it was the leading story on the TV news). She is disgusted at the police now arresting people when a crime hasn't even been committed, along with the double standards re the boong and palestine protesters running riot.
Sometimes when reviewing a Johnny Bigg item the chortlers will post photos of themselves wearing the outfit.
Some of them are really trying to be fashionable but I can't get past the feeling they should have more shame.
 >>/808499/
Forgot to mention it’s the same temperature as Brissy but out here I am getting blown away by a 45kmph gust. Almost lost my crocs  goon bottle and durries. Fark.

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