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It's true I haven't finished Bronze Age Mindset. It was on my January to-do list but I will be moving it to Feb. I've been spending my time in bed at night video calling a female instead of reading so I think that's fair enough.
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 >>/808549/
Bitxh boi we have had such a wonderful day without your moldy smell. Just fuck off and do some washing or go and get a shitty haul. Fix your life. Stop being a little contrarian. Just stop it.
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This shit fucking website never lets me enlarge the photos 
So many pics of holes I haven't had access to
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 >>/808573/
You like people who take creepshots of kids? Says a lot about (You).

It also posted half a dozen pics of the shitty eeb just yesterday. The narcissism is still very much there and going nowhere anytime soon.
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 >>/808583/
> You like people who take creepshots of kids?
I have the memory of a goldfish and forgot about that.vi was trying to reinforce positive behavior however small it may be
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 >>/808577/
Yep. If he feels the heat he will settle down for a bit before going back to his usual bullshit. He has been pulling this routine for half  a decade, he isn't going to suddenly stop. This retard  >>/808578/ doesn't help.
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I would like nuro better if he posted different images or something instead of the same bike and goon and creepshot everytime that you can only respond to with based because there's nothing to say about something you've seen 100+ times
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> ride his bike up a mountain
something something the rain something my wrist
He can't ride a real bike anywhere because he is fat and old. His eeb can't manage his gargantuan arse up any real slope so he sticks to the flats.
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 >>/808583/
I take many photos every single day. I live in touristy beach towns. Some times a kid will jump into the frame when I am taking a scenic photo. When that happens i will post it here just to trigger you. Because usually people who white knight about this shit usually have folders of real paedo child abuse on their computers. We see you IGA.
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 >>/808584/
He has been with us since the Christchurch shooting which was the 15th of March, 2019. It isn't changing any time soon. It needs to be banned and actually kept banned.
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 >>/808625/
> Some times a kid will jump into the frame
Or you know, two of them.
And they'll be the subject of the photo.
And you'll comment on them being the reason for the photo.
And you'll make lewd remarks about them.
And...
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> usually people who white knight about this shit usually have folders of real paedo child abuse on their computers
Heh, true.
What does this say about you obsessively calling IGA a paedophile? You molested your cousin Trey.
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What happened to the roastie's funeral? They had all those politicans and journalists invited, how come a close relative like keegz didn't get invited?
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We need SoyFree to return and remake /chill/ or for IGA to get off his milkcrate and remake /neetlyfe/. I'd switch permanently to which ever provided nuro was banned and IGA controlled himself.
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 >>/808649/
Also he doesn't post photos of the house even though he can't resist boasting about affording $5 a bottle plonk from BWS.
And he somehow affords a house all to himself despite not making enough to pay any tax whatsoever.
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 >>/808641/
People are paying 700k per shed and supply is outstripping demand. The industrial estate is clean and modern and booming. It’s. A 5 minutes drive to the beach. Everyone here loves it. 

Meanwhile you are 30minutes inland in shitsville. You are so hopelessly mentally ill you do not know what is up or down anymore. Everyone see through your shit. God I hope your Job agency tears you a new arsehole soon. No one can go on behaving the way you do. You are long overdue for a serious reckoning and I hope you end up floating in the upper Maroochy river.
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Nuro is done. For the night. Consider any other posts made here on these topics the ramblings of a  madman, cries for attention and the acts of a very sad lonely legit mental patient (Nambour and Maryborough wards)
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 >>/808658/
Toiletman was not only permabanned on NL but exposed for the samefagging POS he is. Meanwhile /chill/ gpt BTFO on several sites and ended quicker than it began...
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Aww, the heat got Keegz all puckered out. Time for it to seek refuge in the cold tiled floor of the disabled dunny. Night m8.
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House music echoing through the open air penthouse terrace in inner Brisbane, the summer breeze is warm, the stars are glistening above, cocaine pumping through my veins
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The quality of these 13-dollar wireless earbuds were so bad I ripped them out less than 5 seconds into a song.
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Ending the night with Teh Deer Hunter(1978). Not as thrilling as Platoon, Full Metal Jacket or Apocalypse Now. But a good Vietnam war-era moofie nonetehless.
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> I have the memory of a goldfish
So do most people.
Remember when multiple gunmen shot and killed 23 people at a Walmart in El Paso TX on August 3rd 2019 and then 8chan got shut down the next day while it all got blamed on the lone patsy Patrick Crusius?
Yeah nobody else does either
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Some neets secure a place by signing a lease with a real estate agent. Others prefer to do it the old fashioned way.
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https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/police-halt-another-neonazi-gathering-in-sydney/news-story/eab7fa910e0286c12a61d6a7a6e12543
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Good Morning NEETs

Slept amazingly on the air matress in the aircon. Woke up to a morning thunderstorm. Feeling Refreshed.

Left over lamb pizza and Ice break for brekkie. Other than that the frudge is emptee and will need to go shopping. Planning on a maccas for lunch.
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 >>/808784/
> maccas for lunch.
Could you get me two large sundaes please? One caramel, one chocolate. And make sure they put the fudge sauce on both the top and the bottom of the sundae, some places have been skimping on that lately.
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Good morning neets. I had many strong dreams. I woke up from a dream into another dream like inception.
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 >>/808742/
If you’re dedicated enough you could fake psychosis and get a diagnosis for schizophrenia. Instant dsp except it’s actually not instant, takes a few months
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 >>/808804/
Just write a story about an online community like this place without mentioning names. The Pan incident would be enough which has been mentioned before as a previous idea for the DSP application.
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bought a minimum of chips, $6 reeee, the absolute jewing!, put them all on a plate and covered them with gravy (enhanced with garlic powder and worschetshire sauce) and melted cheese. Ate the lot and now feel sick.
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 >>/808830/
She had chicken schnitzel with lemon, and salad and no chips and a coke zero.
I had a beef schnitzel with pepper gravy and chips and no salad and a coopers pale ale.
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I had a very rough night and morning.
Multiple trips to the toilet 🚽.
I have taken the maximum 8 imodium capsules.
It was the ALDI peanut butter that did it I Think. When I opened the jar it didn't look right but I ate it anyway.
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Is there some kind of ebay that actually works in 2024?
EBays US shipping and USD policy make the site unusable and Amazon won't even let you search by shipping
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> can't filter by item location
> no verification of genuine parts
> manufacturers simply refuse to sell online
I'm did diddly done with these merchant bastards
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 >>/808851/
Amazon Prime membership rarely requires paying anything for shipping.
Both it and eBay you can contact store owners for shipping quotes etc and negotiate things off-site if you want to.
I've done it with Corvette parts and other stuff.
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/australia-must-consider-bringing-back-conscription-as-allout-war-with-russia-looms-expert-says/news-story/b1ced960b821027163b05b15ad47e5e6
have fun young neets
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 >>/808855/
The dailymail is unironically funnier than almost all comedy today. I occasionally remember the General Pavel story and the one about an old man shooting down a flying Su-35 using a shotgun and giggle to myself. Not quite as good as the Sun (find that bastard that shat down me chimney) but still pretty good.
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 >>/808848/
If the postage is really high just use a company like Shipito. If it is a high value item, pay their premium membership to access a no tax state. 
Some Amazon sellers sell to Australia on Amazon.com only, but there is no free postage.
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 >>/808872/
For a US address like California it is added to the final total automatically so I picked another address. The change from a California address to an Oregon address had no sales tax on Amazon as well as other retailers. 

Importing directly from the seller will avoid sales tax, if the company is in California. But a lot of US companies hate international orders, as they want you to buy from their local supplier.
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https://www.news.com.au/travel/destinations/should-be-done-in-private-queensland-cops-crackdown-on-illegal-nude-beach/news-story/57ee95af05d4143fc382dea971ec3806
> Police in Noosa are stepping up efforts to curb public nudity at Alexandria Bay, known locally as A-Bay, after a spike in complaints and allegations of indecent acts being committed. 
> a man was charged with committing an indecent act after allegedly “self-gratifying” near a young woman on the beach.
> had some reservations about some men going up and staring at people.
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I want to have DavoNEET over and give him a haircut in the kitchen.
He can choose which bowl I use as a guide.
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> But a lot of US companies hate international orders, as they want you to buy from their local supplier.
That's exactly the problem, cartel conduct
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Another awful toilet session.
The packet says I am at my Imodium limit for the 24 hour period.
Wondering if I should risk having another one.
I feel awful. 😞
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I've also had a very bad poo day. Multiple blood spots on the paper, painful wiping, wormish itching afterwards.
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this is the vast majority of the world: the smell of sour sweat, blank eyes, trash on street. chicken bones and human faeces. somewhere above you hear deranged woman screaming, radios.  teenagers try to pick your pockets. man on corner with no teeth offer you cigarettes for twice the price while he scratch his ass.
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Ok neets, in 30 minutes we will be playing Race For Glory: Audi Vs Lancia (2024) - Inspired by true events that occurred during the fierce rivalry between Germany (Audi) and Italy (Lancia) at the 1983 Rally World Championships.

https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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There is an alternative timeline where Weber got those blood tests done, got diagnosed with diabetes, got prescribed ozempic and is now 20kg down and still losing.
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I think it was the KFC binge that caused the food poisoning. It tasted old and the nuggets were nasty.
Some early symptoms were there before I even opened the peanut butter.
Headache now. Aches all over my body.
Bad home scum handling the food at that KFC. Hardly a white face in there.
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I need to stop letting other people handle my food. You can't trust any of them.
NK was microwaving steaks at Sizzlers and who knows what else. Didn't even use paper towel.
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He is eccentric but in the end he will turn out to have been right about everything.
We'll have to beg him for the coordinates to his operations base once shit hits the fan.
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That peanut butter had a manufacture date in 2022. It was still within the used by date but I was surprised how long they keep them around before they get on the shelf.
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Obese negroids will look for any kind of shortcut to regulating their own childish behaviours. Man shakes, ozempic, a spin bike with no screen. Many such cases. Very sad and embarrassing. None of these people will be allowed into the ethno-commune. Anti-Faustian and detestable. These people take psychoactive medication to regulate their emotions. Do not trust them.
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Or make you look like a hot girl instead of an obese neckbeard. Which is probably who monk is actually video chatting with.
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Many jimmies rustled. My work here is done. Poetically frog and scorpion. I love all of you but your world views are inherently flawed. We are mallard kings, time you start believing it
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How do I come to terms with believing in and idealising these fascist, Hellenistic kind of aesthetics but being the antithesis of them? This causes me great stress, a constant underlying sense of rage against myself. This epitomises the shut-in loser archetype but that is exactly who I want to kill and bury in an unmarked grave. Fanatical torment in this equation. It drives me mad. This is not Taxi Driver tier edginess but something much more grand. An epic kind of self-overcoming that was never realised
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13003863/Jana-Hocking-New-York-dating-Sydney-men-Australia.html
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Worried that I'm a prisoner, like those spics, but instead of the state of california, my jailer is the internet
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I know I wouldn’t last a day. I was thinking just restricting device use hours and seeing if I can get my sleep in order. I can go without games but I just can’t get rid of browsing imageboards.
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The downtime on this website is not acceptable. I waited hours to talk to my Australian frens but that romanian faggot will be like "oops, sorry"
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Good Morning NEETs

Not feeling refreshed as i should after a long weekend. The weather was dogshit. Fuck it, taking today off. 

also in other news we are about to get poo'd on big time

https://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2023/09/indian-crisis-about-to-erupt-in-australia/
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Womboflix will be playing Sisu (2023) on Friday, a Finnish action movie about a platoon of nazi SS soldier who pick a fight with the wrong gold prospector.

On Saturday Shiban will probably be streaming something.

On Sunday we'll be seeing Race For Glory: Audi vs Lancia (2024)
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 >>/809117/
Sunday nights are usually pretty mid for Nuro 

Just went 100m down the road to the bakehouse. Got a bacon an egg roll. Applied guzmans green habenero sauce. Fuck this humidity. Going back to aircon, not dealing with this shit. i am just not doing it.
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I love canned spaghetti and meatballs, with some fried sauages, covered in cheese and a dash of worschetshire sauce.
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Helen Salt, the chicken and chips shop proprietor who feeds Detergent Jones for free in gratitude for his help on a case.
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 >>/809186/
500g. A fancy one though, it cost $10.
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I had a backpack and a satchel. I put it in my basket, moved to a different aisle and then slipped it into my satchel. It is nice cheese but I feel rather guilty about having stolen it.
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 >>/809230/
NEETs with proper arse health no longer have to deal with protective layers and sweat free balls.  My pants have special pockets to absorb the ram air from EEB top speeds and pre cool my balls and arse. 

If you only knew the wonders of modern fabrics and ball cooling technologies.
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 >>/809237/
It works well at low speed it’s a volume not pressure driven turbine 

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Told you I stopped the coffee months ago because it was screwing with my liver results 

 >>/809240/
> digging up posts from two days ago to cause drama over fucking nothing. 

Never change bitch boi never change. Project, distract, conflate and never accept your countless poor decisions have repercussions and lord are they building up.
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 >>/809117/
I'm looking forward to it.
Yes. A film about Richard Proenneke was suggested, the Alone in the Wilderness. It is only one hour long, so I'm thinking padding it out with 30 mins of something else. Other similar films were suggested, one is the sequel of the above I think. But all would make the stream a bit too long, and the topic might be much for most people for one sitting.
We'll see.

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I liked this joge.
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> hand-to-hand combat
what a bunch of pussies
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Obsessed with rediscovering Atlantis and praising the Sun God with my half Mexican twin daughters. The kingdom awaits me, I can feel the energy. The vitality. It just feels so real I can't even explain it. I just can't stop winning. We are KINGS!
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Today's been a complete fucking failure, a giant smelly clogger that still needs to be pushed down the pipe with a coathanger. Try again tomorrow.
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We haven't seen the slightest bit of proof that nuro is still living there years later. I suspect 90% of these claims about nuro are just iga's fantasies.
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If IGA takes a picture of that dunny and there's still a mattress in there I'll believe it and even apologise to him. But I'm skeptical.
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 >>/809354/
Remember Nuro only took a picture of his dunny to prove it was more hygenic than Stanners moldy kitchen (it is). IGAy has never  recovered after the fact. FACT
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 >>/809368/
Even if he doesn't have a toilet it only puts him on the same level as you. You are allowed to use bossladys toilet as are the customers haha. Constipated truck drivers dropping fast food powered cloggers that shatter the bowl and cause a dangerous build up of methane. No wonder you're so mentally ill - you huff fart fumes all night long.
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THIS

it was never posted everything iga has ever posted was deflecting from the fact he does not live in a house and has a communal toilet/shower in a caravan park 30 minute drive inland from the coast also known as bum and hicksville.....
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I'm like "Hey, I'll give you twenty", and she's like .... yeah ok I take.

You have to be persistent with these people.
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This person on reddit is saying the KFC chip boxes have been made smaller. Shrinkflation.
I would like a NEET to look into it when they have an opportunity.
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I dunno about kfc, but it's a usual practice. If they don't want to raise price (or not allowed due to pricecap or whatnot) they just make the portions smaller.
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A horny boong has molten cooper's long neck bottle caps poured down his urethra and then they meff him up and set him loose on a log like a wood pecker.
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We all know about the neets living under webby's floorboards, but what about the ones living in the crack in the wall?
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I reckon Olive got even fatter over Christmas and couldn't face making videos in her obese state.
She probably tried to lose the weight but only got fatter.
She's too embarrassed to post.
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Did a bit of YouTube shorts for 5 hrs and fried my brain. 
Hopefully we'll find something to replace screens.
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> charm quark 
When did physics become retarded. 
Apparently sometimes this quark weighs more than the proton it is in.
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Bound together by Gluons turning into quarks and antiquarks, cancelling each other and turning back into gluons. 
Hogswallop.
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I don't understand quantum physics, neither do they. 
They just make shit up and believe it like a weird cult.
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For me the real evil of masturbation would be that it takes an appetite which, in lawful use, leads the individual out of himself to complete (and correct) his own personality in that of another (and finally in children and even grandchildren) and turns it back; sends the man back into the prison of himself, there to keep a harem of imaginary brides. And this harem, once admitted, works against his ever getting out and really uniting with a real woman. For the harem is always accessible, always subservient, calls for no sacrifices or adjustments, and can be endowed with erotic and psychological attractions which no woman can rival. Among those shadowy brides he is always adored, always the perfect lover; no demand is made on his unselfishness, no mortification ever imposed on his vanity. In the end, they become merely the medium through which he increasingly adores himself.
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The Yolŋu tell that Ngalindi, the Moon-man, was once young and slim (the waxing Moon), but grew fat and lazy (the full Moon). His wives chopped bits off him with their axes (the waning Moon); to escape them he climbed a tall tree towards the Sun, but died from the wounds (the new Moon).
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In Elizabeth Fremont anyone with an IQ over 80 and less than three congenital defects considers themselves a genius.
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 >>/809503/
Most of them are salt of the earth. Hearts of gold.
Its the uppity ones who think they are physics geniuses who are the problem. Make the rest of them look bad.

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