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 >>/809505/
Probably a physics whizz. 
Taught by no other than Mr Mills (Physics) , Mr Wong (Trig) and Mrs Santos or something who did calculus and statistics.
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I have spent a week and a half fucking around  with printers for the whizzers. I drove into town to go to a horologist and he’s on holiday until the 12th according to a sign on his door that he couldn’t be bothered putting on his website. I put $70 in the poker machines where the Myer Centre hotel used to be and got up to $201 and then lost it all. Waiting for another job in the city that starts at 1.15. Expected to do some
WhatsApp API spam text job for some British mob overnight. I don’t know anything about it. Just sick of being fucked around by people and also doing jobs that aren’t in my field and I know nothing about.
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> he’s on holiday until the 12th according to a sign on his door that he couldn’t be bothered putting on his website
Based
> I put $70 in the poker machines
Cringe
> got up to $201 and then lost it all
Based
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i am actually really f-ing busy. just sitting down to eat lunch which was actually breakfast i should have eaten at 9am before i kept getting f-ing interupted.
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Is it possible to ban gifs from the board?
They all autoplay but at the wrong speed.
All gif posts end up being a [x]
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How do you speak to an operator at centrelink? Every time I call they tell me their operators are busy, and it hangs me up.
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Hey fat boys

I have my cit./didgeridoo ceremony in a few weeks, is it okay to apply for centy now or should I wait?

How easy is the process & are they gonna get mad/find out if I quit my current job?
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Standing at the limit of an endless ocean
Stranded like a runaway, lost at sea
City on a rainy day down in the harbor
Watching as the grey clouds shadow the bay
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Made some little pizzas using leftovers. Just slices of bread with pizza sauce, beef mince, cheese. Very simple and quick. It was pretty decent.
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The hard drives in my raid array continue to fail. I need to get a job so I can buy replacements before I lose all my data. Woe.
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I use to keep calling if it was urgent. I think it took between 30 to 50 calls before getting on hold. The best time to call is when they open or else it might be a 2 hour wait.
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The skin on the back of my heels is all calloused. I can pull of big sheets of dead and dry skin from my feet.
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This Friday on womboflix will be Sisus (2023), an action movie about a grizzled Finnish miner who gets into a fight with an SS death squad. I've never seen it myself, but it gets compared to John Wick a lot.

Then on Sunday, the race film we've all been waiting for - Race To Glory: Audi Vs Lancia (2024), telling the story of the battle between the Audi and Lancia rally teams in the early 80s.
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Last two Imodium capsules down the hatch. None left now.
The GI disturbance is back after a quiet 24 hours.
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 >>/809643/
Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
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I've seen that moovie its ridiculous but thank goodness those nahtzees get a drubbing. 

Had some creamy yoghurt and rasins for supper. Had it off a plate.
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https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/cameron-brodiehall-pleads-not-guilty-to-possessing-extremist-material/news-story/7e4144a9c2aec7734e5004f87012dada
> he had a book!!
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I am not feeling well at all.
Are there even health inspectors in this country?
None of these restaurants would pass.
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These Elizabeth types are satisfied with a frozen Sara Lee cake and tasteless home brand gelatin thickened cream for dessert.

I need better. I am better.
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Might listen to all of william gibson's novels, then mog monk by completing bronze age mindset before him.
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How many people have snacks before they go to bed? I used to think it was something only boomers did, but I've found it helps me sleep a lot better.
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I don't eat or drink for several hours before bed.
I don't like having to get up to urinate.
They say eating cheese before bed causes nightmares. 🧀
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Morning neets. Going to get my shit together today. I know I've said this before, but my confidence remains high that today will finally be the day.
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/snake-catcher-removes-brown-snake-from-fridge/video/6ec39559b07304b23488bba9d78e8ce4#video
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Good morning neets. I don't mean to complain but i had a dream that had a lady with no face. she had like a real face behind a fake one with a hole. also dreamt i ran over snakes in a father figures bus.
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Good morning NEETs.
I got through the night with no trips to the toilet.
Things seem calm but I don't trust it.
I have just had one small sip of water. I am not going to risk any food.
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The truffles is just seasoning in the chickpea. It's like the size of a digit of a finger in the whole can. It gives a strong mushroom taste to it.
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Six (6) buttermilk scones and Two (2) quadruple Dares for breakfast. Barely had enough butter for the first three scones, so I may need to put Berenberg strawberry jam on the remaining three.
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'Do not weep as a woman for what you could not defend as a man.' - Intimidating Muslim Spaniard princess.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-30/king-penguin-coorong-beach-south-australia-from-antarctica/103403354
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report functionality doesn't work if you have been banned from posting to a board
/bbg/ has a CP thread but I can't use the report feature because of that range ban
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Are there any really good games for the snes/mega drive/whatever 90s system that run in emulators that I could play to waste time?
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tongue is still recovering from last night's salt and vinigger chips binge, better be prepared for tonight's salt and vinigger chips binge
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He wins because he applies his knowledge of advanced physics.
He sees the screen as millions of particles and his brain tracks each one.
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Letter boxes should have clear plastic on the back so you can see if there is anything in there by looking out the window.
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lost my wallet, woe, need to lock the debit card before some junkie finds it and spends my rent bux on prescription painkillers and bottom price goon
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 >>/809807/
That would be good but in a bad home area you wouldn't be able to fully trust it since passing bad home pedestrians would be tempted to put your flag down. They never saw a switch their ADHD brain doesn't tell them to pull.
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I want to lose enough weight so that my thighs are separated and not touching all the time.
I dream of bipedal walking instead of waddling.
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 >>/809814/
Is it? He has been using the Danish and HK flags a lot and the flags are not accurate enough to set through a VPN. As in, if you set your VPN to a HK IP you'll get some different flag.
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Ok, crisis averted, found my wallet had fallen down behind some boxes. I really should look into some sort of bluetooth tracker for it.
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I am going to mog the shit out of some cunts once I am walking on two legs again.
I am going to get a pair of those Rhodesian army shorts.
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 >>/809845/
The only female I am suscribed to is a white woman called Blondihacks, who does amateur machining work on steam engines and the like. Nothing to look at, but does reasonable work.

Tried with others (Xyla Foxlin etc) and they usually turn out to be insufferable cunts.
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In ancient times the sumerians were visited by a race of extraterrestrial possums, who taught mankind writing and agriculture and were worshipped as gods.
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IKTF. I bought the wrong thickness pasta sheets and had to bear the cost when I swapped them out for thinner stuff becuase the clerk looked feisty and told me it was a hassle to get a refund.
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why aren't there any political movements in australia that are protesting against the current housing disaster?
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Good Afternoon NEETs

Been a bit wet recently. Thank fuck the rain we had yesterday cleared out that God awfull humidity fr fr. 

Still rainy and shit. But less so. How are the reast of (You)s travelling ?
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 >>/809886/
i ride my bike every day even if it is wet. 

could cut down on the bakery and double burritos and champas not gonna lie :/

could also smoke more too.
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Put on trousers and a polo shirt for the first time in months to go to cenno. Quickly realised I've gained weight since I last wore them. Absolutely disgraceful.
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Worried my traffic fines are going to catch up with me, want to know the secret of how monk got out of paying them.
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Sisu is a Finnish concept described as stoic determination, tenacity of purpose, grit, bravery, resilience, and hardiness. It is held by Finns to express their national character.

Friday night on womboflix we will be playing Sisu (2023), the story of a man and his dog and some nazis.

Saturday will be a Shiban movie. Sunday night will feature Race For Glory: Audi vs Lancia (2024)
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 >>/809913/
Sisu is another one of those retarded words that foreigners act as though English doesn't have because they want their shit language to seem all deep and spiritual.
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 >>/809914/
this is another good nazi era film by my favourite director

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Book_(film)

also this is one of my favourite films, they were never portrayed as heros but certainly portrayed as BASED.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_Eagles_Dare
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> satire
You absolute nigger.
How does the fact it was "satire" change the fact you pooed in a pan and fried it up? You're fucked in the head and your obsession with IGA is disturbing.
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> my favourite director
< Paul Verhoeven
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Are you a 17 y/o English major? Is your favourite author Kurt Vonnegut?
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Heh. That book and film (the 1930 "edition") was hailed by Western libs and lefties as great anti-war works, but ze Nazis banned 'em Germany.
The difference was that enlightened Western libs never fought in any war, while most of NSDAP members (millions) were WWI veterans...
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I woke up this morning
With a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again

This happens all the time
It's detachable

This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home
When I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out
When I don't need it
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I see new ones and want to test them out. 
I got a variation of the Halloween one, it was deers and white ghost deers were the wild. You needed 6 of the portal looking things for the feature, which I guess is the same sort of games in the feature world with more wilds and multipliers. The Halloween one takes you to the spooky Halloween tree and you grow it's branches, which stay in place and become wilds for the rest of the feature. I got the free games thing I think. Just wanted to see the portal Alice in wonderland looking ghost wild deers. 
It's an interesting addiction.
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But, on a serious note, I was watching a thing about queen Isabella of Castille this morning and it mentioned the link to the Hapsburgs. It was a pretty close one, I think a cousin. This was the earlier ones, not the inbred one.
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I got Uncharted 3 as a bundle with my PS3 when I bought it and it was really good. I went back and played 1 & 2 to completion too as a result.
Good mix of exploring and working out how to jump onto ledges and things, interspersed with shooty bits.
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Scrap:
> A small piece or bit; a fragment.
> Leftover bits of food.
> Discarded waste material, especially metal suitable for reprocessing.
> Crisp pieces of rendered animal fat; cracklings.
> A fight or scuffle. synonym: brawl.
> Similar: brawl
> Something scraped off; hence, a small piece; a bit; a fragment; a detached, incomplete portion.
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One last scrape the bottom choof. 
Went for a walk before. Not sure why I thought that would be a good idea.
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Did any of you NEETs have a parent or parents who always made you feel like they were much financially poorer than they really were?
It caused me a lot of anxiety. They would tell me any little thing I wanted would send them broke and we'd be homeless. When i was young I believed them. Anything they did buy me was laced with so much guilt.
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No, but I rarely asked for anything because it always made me feel guilty or shameful to do so. Probably part of a bigger problem of not being able to express myself to people in general.
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Glad I had a school uniform in high school, because the idea of expressing an interest in clothing, particularly brand name clothing or shoes, was impossible.
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I made a local install of wordpress somewhere a few weeks ago, now I can't find it. Looked everywhere. Woe.
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If my mother ever bought me something my father would throw an abusive tantrum at her. Taught me not to want anything.
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My dad and I moved around a lot. At one school he made me wear a uniform from the previous school because this one didn't have any. After a while of that I ended up getting some cargo pants. I guess he got the hint. They were lightning bolt ones, and I think I got a piping hot T-shirt. Then I went back to school and dada and fubu and quicksilver were the rage so I wasn't much cooler than when I was in a uniform nyway
The brown glasses didn't help.
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Chortled on my goon while writing that
What a goober. 
I broke my mountain bike by trying to do tricks on the sidewalk curbs.
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It's funny. The guy in your memories is a faggot and you are doing and will continue to do better than him. 
It's all good. Your memories are probably all lies anywau
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We fill in more than what is actually captured in the moment. 
Tangible connections form after time and are ingrained by our continued, and repetitive response.
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If it's Aries then it's about Spain or Palestine. Could be others but my first pick would be either, but Palestine is more likely.
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Yeah, my mummybot would talk about not having enough money for food but then she'd bust up massive sums of money on poorly chosen investment properties.
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I'm sick of mongs posting unspoilered porn here and I'm sick of monk not giving them short bans so they learn. If it doesn't improve I'm going to start posting porn here until monk sorts his shit out and starts enforcing the rules. There is no reason I should follow the rules when no one else does.
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https://chec.nsw.edu.au/
These sorts of places where they run a highschool within a uni campus generally don't. Some very pragmatic and on the ball people from my highschool went there because of the uni pathways meant you could get into uni slightly earlier or take a uni course or two as a highschool student. Most of them though were just mongs who liked the lack of rules. You could not show up for classes and they'd just fail you instead of contacting your parents or something first. It was like uni in that regard. They also caught lots of social misfits who went there in an attempt to "restart" their social lives. I probably should've done that tbh but I didn't.
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I was hungry but I had a nap without any feed and now I'm not hungry. Going to avoid any feed tonight as I need to lose weight.
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Really? I knew a fella who used to drive a car with only a bike license. He got pulled over a few times but somehow got away with it. This was back in the 90s though.
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I don't understand why tiffin likes nuro so much. I would've naively assumed that IGA would be the one he'd be friendly with.
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Another couple got charged last week for shagging a dog and a pony. Silly woman seemed to think she could turn the bloke in for it when their relationship soured and the police would just ignore the multiple videos of her willingly sucking and fucking the animals.
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Told a blue haired roastie to fuck off last month thought nothing of it. 
Found out that she higginsed three different dudes, could blame the dudes for putting their dick in crazy but honestly fuck roasties
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Ate some more cheese. I think I will keep pinching the expensive cheese rather than buying the cheap cheese.
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There are some beautiful posts there
> He wasn't based but instinctively hated muds so I gave him a roman salute on the way off. He didnt get it, I didnt think he would but one day he will see it again and maybe install fash.exe
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Morning bros. Today, most definitely, will be the day I break out of this paralysis and get my shit together. Just watch.
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> something nice
Can I have a nice tub of that hershey's chocolate and strawberry ripple ice cream? I keep wanting to try it, but it looks expensive
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When did youtube become so addictive and dominant in people's lives? Was it like this back in the 2010s or late 2000s?
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Don't know exactly when, but probably around the time everybody had high speed Internet and decent video recording became accessible to everybody for cheap (smartphones etc).
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All that holds Based Tiffin and Nuro together is they have both been targeted by the malicious piece of shit IGA.
I doubt Tiffo would have much time for Nuro without that.
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For the second recycling bin day in a row, a car has pulled up and a one-eyed guy has rummaged through my recycling bin and stolen all of my cans and bottles. He hasn't touched any other bins in the street.
I am going to do something to the bin next fortnight. Something to slice his fingers off or give him a scare.
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Apparently most people view the bins as fair game once they are on the street.
Leave the vagrant alone you are leaving a lot of money in that bin.
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> Apparently most people view the bins as fair game once they are on the street.
The law disagrees.
It wouldn't bother me if he lived in the street. If that was the case, I'd probably bag them up separately for him.
> vagrant
He has money for a relatively current Suzuki, so he is a scheming cunt.
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Hopefully they can keep compromising their position to become more mainstream and they'll start letting uncoordinated miscegenating communists in to their ranks. 
Also, those exercise regimes are cutting out at least half of their non afp or foreign military supporters.
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fucking tradie across the road is cutting through a driveway with a demo saw. It's deafening me even though it's 50 feet away and I've got my window closed, and he's not even wearing ear protection.
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I would imagine you could lose it if your Job capacity is assessed as being more than would qualify you for the DSP.

Are you on the DSP and have been scheduled a JCA out of nowhere?
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I went shopping. Felt like NoFun looking at all the grotesque individuals crowding the joint.
Sea of vile humanity.
This is the last time I am shopping in the middle of the day. Early morning avoids a lot of them.
The coughers are the worst.
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Having a Lava Guava Mother. I'm not sure if energy drinks are recommended for an unsettled stomach, but it felt right.
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Running very low on petrol. No money until pay day next week.
I'm in that situation where next time I'm in the car I will have to drive straight to the servo before doing anything else. Cutting it close.
It will have to be the closest one, not my regular.
The one that sold me a bag of chicken twisties that had a hole in it. Stale as anything. Straight in the bin.
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I had vowed never to return. $4 for a bag of damaged twisties. The staleness affronted me something chronic.
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can somebody post the picture (spoilered) please?
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Did a devastating shit. I went to wipe and my arse swallowed up my hand. Agonizing feeling the initial slug go down the pipe.
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Those Bundaberg chips turned out to be good at the start but by the time you had eaten half the bag they weren't tasting good anymore.
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The sound from the new earphones is good, but I can hear myself breathing, like there is a microphone on the cable, but there isn't. Is this normal?
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The media puts so much focus on whether GPs are bulk billing or not.
Having to pay $20 to see one isn't the issue in my opinion. It is how long you have to wait to get an appointment.
If you are broke and have an emergency you can go to the emergency room.
Or if you are broke and need a GP they won't ask you to pay until after your appointment and then you tell them oops you left your debit card at home and then they will give you an invoice to pay later.
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I experience that with all earmuffs and headphones when nothing is playing. In my case I think it's a mental thing rather than an actual issue.
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In Motherbat's town, the majority of the GPs are not taking on new patients. Appointment times can stretch out to weeks if it is not an emergency.
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Yes and any GP who does take patients will be some disgusting brown thing that can't speak English.

"Can i make an appointment to see Dr Smith please?"
"Are you a regular patient of his?"
"No."
"I am sorry Dr Smith is not accepting new patients. I can make you an appointment with Dr Obongo though. He can practice again, the sexual assault charges were all dropped for lack of evidence."
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Yeah. I don't understand it when it comes to where she is. They get these young GPs come through (because often they are forced or incentivised to do a rural placement) and they leave as soon as their time is up.
I don't understand why they wouldn't love the lifestyle that comes with earning $300k a year and getting to live in a relaxed and idyllic part of the country. And the 'big smoke' is only 1.5 hours away if you really feel the need to there.
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They crave the lifestyle and status that can only come with city living.
Country life is low status. The people, food and culture is looked down upon.
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I should eat something though. All I've had today is a quardruple dare, a can of rockstar, and 6.9 standos
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Did I tell you guys about the day at work when I tried to remove the heat sink from a Xeon server CPU with a screw driver and when it gave I basically punched a hole in the top of the CPU with the screw driver? Good times.
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I had to put strawberry jam on the last three buttermilk scones yesterday. That was my evening meal. All because Motherbat ate my butter and didn't replace it when she was here.
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Kek. I'm not joking. I occasionally get a stabbing pain in my rectum and no it isn't sex related. It only goes for a few seconds fortunately. I've got this issue and something is wrong with my ears. I can feel sinal fluid moving around and I won't be able to hear properly for a few seconds until I press in front of my ears to move the fluid again.
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Hmm, I need to mog monk by finishing Bronze Age Mindset first, but I have a lot of other things I want to do as well. How long do you reckon I've got before he finishes it?
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When I had a fissure, my arsehole would randomly spasm for about 12 hours after a bowel movement. Farting would also hurt, as the thingo would push out with the fart and then seemling shoot back in at a million miles per hour. That was before I go onto the Chux.
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IGA doing his Third person sockpuppet posts again.
"Stanners is actually a really good poster, its Nuro who does all those awful posts which are obviously mine."

WE SEE YOU
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Sweating from the workout. I have a dedicated sweat towel now. That is in addition to the shower towel and the wank towel.
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Kek.
You always forget about all his bad behaviour and insist it didn't happen. He used to post photos of parts (this was back when Ash was alive) and claim to have welded such and such part together.
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Tiff offered to be BOss but we turned him down. 
Few regrets I'll take with me, and that'll be one of those.
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You obviously don't understand the stealth and guile needed to take top tier creepshots.
He can be hanging from a public toilet ceiling and no one even looks up.
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The zoomers would not believe us if we told them how cheap you could get a mudcake or frozen Bavarian back in the day. 
All gone now. The dark times upon us.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/restaurants-bars/country-pubs-brilliant-response-to-1star-review/news-story/922b5935b842138ddb1d077e8c2fb574
> Gerogery Hotel, in the rural NSW town of Gerogery, 20 minutes north of Albury, received a one-star review from a man named Robert who blasted the pub for serving a large meal to an “obese” customer last week.
> The meal, which consisted of 1kg of steak, 500g of chips and four servings of salad was served to pubgoer James Steer as part of the pub’s popular meal “challenges”, where customers test themselves to see if they can eat a large meal in under an hour.
> “Why the hell would you serve someone this obese that much food? Absolutely disgusting,” the troll wrote in the Google review alongside a photo of Mr Steer, which was later deleted and shared exclusively with news.com.au.
> “Might as well put up a pic of an [alcoholic] drinking jugs. Be better.”
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Those ginger beer chips are repeating on me.
Unnatural flavour combinations. I should not have let myself be seduced.
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Imagine running a food business and actually trying to attract big fat slobs into your establishment.
Red flag for decent people to stay away. NoFun and I wouldn't go in.
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/security-guards-paid-7k-a-week-to-guard-mount-warning/news-story/36a62bbd71593f6dac0382b7b0e5211b
> Aboriginal
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That's what I'm worried about. No, I went in and asked for help finding a part time job, but they insisted I had to have a job capacity assessment.
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I saw a few whizzers today. I don't think they achieve much in the grand scheme of things.

I was a good distance away though. You should get further away from them.
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You will be fine so long as you are assessed as only having a partial capacity to work.
Make sure you don't claim to be more functional than you really are.
Don't tell them you can work full time.
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Some mongs are embarrassed about being a mong and try and pretend they are not one.
You have to know who to pretend to be normal to, who to be honest to, and who you need to exaggerate to - (Doctors, assessors and Centrelink.)
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There is literally nothing wrong with a NEET posting an outdoor photo showing where he is each afternoon.
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> The silver fox lies on a beach drinking while pleb tier neets bicker from their darkened hovels, hunched above their semen choked keyboards
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People don't like it when you laugh at their life though.
I always have to remind myself to pretend to take other people's problems seriously.
All the while I am tempted to laugh though.
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There was a big line at the Lotto kiosk at the shops today.
I looked at them all with disdain. I'm too good for it.
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Tiffin knows that physical deformities are often associated with a degenerate state of mind as only supreme physicality can give rise to the ascendant man that he is.
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> I had a dream my life would be
> So different from this hell I'm living
> So different now from what it seemed
> Now life has killed the dream, I dreamed
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Today I pretended to be was an ancient Egypt and near east archeological expert and esoteric seer. I discussed with my peers the connections between Hathor the cow, Enlil, Prometheus and Jesus as the continuation of the Egyptian mystery cults  as well as Shasu people's and their connection with Ur and where the God of Abraham fits in the Sumerian pantheon. 
I need a pipe with a long stem.
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A neet never knows when a mountain or volcano will form while he's walking from the car park to the chocolate aisle at woolies. He must be prepared.
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So tired after exercising these days. Suspect it's because I no longer do really long 10km walks anymore.
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Feels like only a few days ago I was watching blue eye samurai and being depressed about being alone again on new years eve. Now a month is gone. Woe.
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I love 80s action movies so much, just want to live in the world of predator, aliens and die hard forever.

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