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A new month is come. How did the first month of the year of the wagon go for you neets? Have you achieved your goals for the month? Did anyone? If not, now is the time to tell us your plans on how you're going to make this month different from last month. Let's go!

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The Roman month Februarius was named after the Latin term februum, which means "purification", via the purification ritual Februa held on February 15 (full moon) in the old lunar Roman calendar.

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C'mon baby, we ain't gonna live forever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you (Yeah, yeah)
With you (Yeah, yeah)
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last forever (Oh-oh)
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https://twitter.com/WarMonitors/status/1753107145900351553
The sniper shot in the second half is pretty based
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To help power the commune all the NEETs with excess energy will be connected via their NEET sticks to charge batteries so we will have free power.
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Overheard from a forklift driver shouting at another tradie I walked past this morning:
> "What most people don't realise is that the petrol excise is linked to the CPI and because inflation has now risen by [he quotes specific numbers] means that you're paying [more numbers] cents per litre...as a result interest rates [something something] reserve bank [something something] monetary policy...now who's the DUMB CUNT and who's the SMART CUNT now?"

I'm always impressed by how every tradie in australia is actually an expert in some specialised academic field or another.
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 >>/810600/
I used to see a herbalist and get a herbal remedy, it did help, nowhere near as good as a prescription drug, but it had no side effects.Now I just don't go anywhere.
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DietNEETs need to get on the mince and rice. 
1/3 of 500g mince cooks in about 5 minutes or less. Microwave packet of rice in 90 seconds. Add taco flavouring and other seasonings. Top with sauce of choice. Optionally add steamed veg packet (2.5 mins).
800 calories. Tastes good with the right sauce.
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 >>/810604/
All you can do is keep fighting it, that is where a psychologist can help to give you ideas of how to change your thinking, otherwise it will probably continue to worsen until it is even hard to go out your own door.
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Apparnetly there was some doctor on the news the other day who said anybody who hasn't had covid at this point is basically a friendless loser
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ok, the smoke alarm dude is coming soon, so I have to shut down this window. I want you all to behave while I'm gone.
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ok, smoke alarm status: checked. The guy was white, which is unusual. Felt so upset about having someone violate my neet hovel I had to go out and buy a packet of coconut roughs to calm me down.
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need to play some vidya, this may crash my computer and wreck my hard drive, if I don't come back it's been a pleasure posting with you neets
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I have figured out how to download clips from a .m3u8 manifest using yt-dlp. Incredibly simple. 
Now I just need to monitor a stream for manifests and somehow get the .mp4 segments into a cytube appropriate format.
The footy stream is ON!
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 >>/810619/
The only thing between a mong and a medical specialist is a uni degree. 
They're still retarded. In fact I'm certain I know more retarded academics than stupid bogans. 
Nothing worse than an educated fool.
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Just got back from a numpty who's smoke alarm shorted. Spent (and billed) a few hours walking around his house looking at insta before flipping the switch in the fuse box. I think his retardbux will cover it. 
His laptop was open and there were pictures of ironic depression memes.
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We will be playing Sisu (2023) tonight on womboflix a historical action war movie about an ex-soldier who discovers gold in the Lapland wilderness tries to take the loot into the city, only to have Nazi soldiers led by a brutal SS officer try and steal it from him. 7pm AEDT.
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What's that famous Russian Afghan war movie about the tank crew? From memory I think they shoot the tank captain or something
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 >>/810663/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beast_(1988_film)

But I imagine it's sympathetic towards the mujahadeen side, so would never pass muster from the womboflix subcommittee for public morals and decency that has to approve all our movies.
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Thinking about women being prostitutes makes me sad. I am disturbed with how that one incelNEET talks about sex slaves and stuff. Very disturbing.
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Sisu (2023) will be on in 1 hour. Warning, this film contains imagery of nazis being harmed, which some neets may find disturbing. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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@Pidge
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-02/pigeon-suspected-chinese-spy-released-indian-police-detention/103417630
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Made it to Motherbat's.
Took about 3 hours due to some absolute bad home fuckwit flipping a trailer on the Southern Expressway.
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What places other than reddit have lots of forums? Is all the action on chat groupslike whatsapp and telegram nowadays?
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 >>/810719/
It's and old joke and it's butchered by someone. Maybe I'll type in the actual one some day. I'm pretty sure I already posted it on /kc/ in some older joge thread.
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 >>/810730/
nah I went into the store and tried them on. Was all ready and everything but got sus and checked it out. Thank goodness. 
Start at the beginning. :(
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I've surpassed my need for flesh stimulation. I've become awoken to the reality of this meagre life. Attempting to satiate your hunger for pleasure with the imitations of pleasure in the material world is like trying to slake your thirst with saltwater, you will only end up thirstier afterwards until it kills you.
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 >>/810767/
Many good tantrums were had. My favourite was when beau updated the flags slightly which broke the nurofen flags in the old threads and he was upset about it lol
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Trust Davo to get into a situation with a train nigger when I'm not in a position to jump on the train at Lizbef Souf and kill a nigger.
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 >>/810766/
Why would i get upset about some universally unloved bitch boi trying to create some edgelord drama when king NEETs are are chilling and no one fucking asked ?
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https://www.news.com.au/world/asia/india-releases-pigeon-accused-of-spying-for-china-after-detaining-it-for-eight-months/news-story/a8780d1913e4828782f1caf99cea3298
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 >>/810865/
Tried that. Multiple layers didn’t work
And the fucking chinks at the factory forgot to put the patch kit in the box 
Fuck my fucking life cunt
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How have I not seen Two Hands (1999) before? It's got the best Joker, Keithy George and a young very cute Rose Byrne. Everything was better pre-911.
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 >>/810881/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widows_(2018_film)

She looks really good. Her thicc long blonde hair that I just want to grab a handful and sniff!
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Still can’t sleep despite not sleeping last night 
If I can’t sleep tonight that means I’ve only slept Wednesday night this week
Feel like I might’ve permanently pickled myself this time. Another junkie lives too fast
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 >>/810903/
You have suggested this once before and weeks later I tried it and reported it back as having some value.
You will not bully me with this method 
My brain is BROKEN. I am schizing out aboit POLITICS. I’ve realised that I’m totally fucking STUPID and RUINED MY LIFE BY WASTING MY 20S ON THIS FROG SHIT MEME BECOMING THE LAST MAN
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 >>/810874/
I watched that Clint Eastwood moofie where he was a secret service agent the other night and it had that Rene Russo in it who you never see anymore
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Rape rape rape, rape rape rape
Rape your booty, rape your booty
Oh, rape rape rape, rape rape rape
Rape your booty, rape your booty
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Another day, another opportunity to offend Weber. I probably already have, I can't remember senate inquiries.
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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/streaming/first-look-at-bridgerton-season-3-as-colin-and-penelope-take-centre-stage/news-story/aa28abb98de4123ccd7a04417c3342c8
more like Fridgerton
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Had a big stretch. My arse exploded before with a very fibrous shit. Not too firm, not too sloppy. A goldilocks shit.
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Some sort of religious missionaries knocking on my door. I'm not answering and pretending I'm not home, but it's disturbing enough that I've had to stop my wank. Woe.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/food-warnings/worst-fast-food-chains-named-and-shamed/news-story/4a63ed4300ecb4045d9124a0cdff2cd5
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Goood Morning NEETs

https://www.independentsentinel.com/rabbi-buys-mindgeek-that-owns-pornhub-other-porn-sites/

what could possibly go wrong ?

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LIES!
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RIP Carl Weathers.
Had huge presence on the screen. Had not seen him in years before he popped up on the Mandalorian.
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 >>/810951/
A little known fact is that during the handshake/arm wrestle scene in predator arnie broke off carl's arm. The crew stitched it back off again but it fell off during his death scene with the predator. True story.
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For years I thought the ethernet port on my laptop was broken. Now I just discovered my past self had disabled it in the bios. What the hell was he thinking?
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50 in 50 out.
Almost lost it all before the feature.
Having the Cove Catch (whiting and prawns etc) and a pale.
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 >>/811058/
Maybe? I meant this show:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Ryan_(TV_series)
The boss of Jack Ryan is a nigger so that might be who you mean.
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 >>/811070/
I have. Bretty good. Just flashy action for the most part but it was entertaining enough. If you like John Wick type stuff you'll probably like it.
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Watching Nick Fuentes talk about IQ differences between races with a panel full of negritos on fresh and fit, pretty funny
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Groceries are costing me $100 a week. Despair. 

I've lost it neets, can't work out what I'm doing wrong. The price of ordinary food has gone through the roof and I don't buy any junk food whatsoever.
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 >>/811120/
It's gonna stay like this forever. 
We are doomed. At this point I'd rather be conscripted, I'm gonna be a rentoid debt slave my whole life anyway
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The situation is grim. You would think I would be used to it by now but I am still shocked at the prices of things.
Even the half price specials are more than the full prices were four years ago.
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Spag bol
Tacos
Beef Stroganoff
Apricot chicken

These were staples of this NEET's family cuisine growing up.
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 >>/811132/
I just dropped such a large shit that it has been several minutes and my ring is struggling to get back to size. It was a real burner too. It still stings.
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What savings have you managed to make neets? I've finally managed to quit the energy drinks, but I'm still on the chockies
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 >>/811187/
These lefty clowns believe being massively obese is a sign of malnutrition. You eat so much junk because your body craves nutrients but you can't afford the foods that provide them.
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There are heaps of places around, call any of them and the worst that they can do is recommended another. 
Start with Anglicare or the Salvos. 
I have clients that don't spend money on food other than soft drinks.
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One guy goes to one place that gives hot meals. He takes them home and had to buy a second freezer to store them all. 
All this food gets thrown out if noone takes it.
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 >>/811213/
Maybe it is, maybe is aspergers shame, when you think you don't care about what anyone else thinks but subconciously you do, and that manifests itself as anxiety.
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It would be better if Nuro pedalled his bike and got some exercise, but it is still good that he gets out and about in the fresh air and sunshine.
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 >>/811247/
Kek, he unironically believes it too. The insistence of him and tiffin that IGA is the only neet that dislikes nuro is incredible. No wonder he got that learning difficulties diagnosis.
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Hey, fellas!
Alone in the Wilderness starts in an hour! (at 7pm AEDT)
I think I'll add something to the playlist. And prepare something for after the movie perhaps.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
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I added some videos from the channel called Wilderness Cooking. Dude just chopped some cow up with chainsaw.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
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My week of woe has passed. Back on my angry racist grindset arc again. 
Windows down, loud music. Desire to shout at people and call them niggers. Webber warrior energy flowing through me
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> Gem, a spirited young girl, deals with the grief of her mother's death by forming a bond with a wild emu

Kino outback scenery. I need to watch more Aussie fillums instead of seppo capeshit trash.
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 >>/811297/
> emu
Wild fucking things, I hate them. I used to live in Longreach so I've lived with them and been up close. The fuckers had a tendency to sit between cars in car parks and so you'd be walking along through a car park and then there'd be a fucking emu right next to you.
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 >>/811289/
Real wilderness cooking:
Boiling tanic nuts for hours
Grinding greens and insects into a paste
Smoking small dead animals until they're jerky 
Grabbing at swimming things for hours

Anything else is a bonus, but surviving is about where you can get food reliably.

Last time I was stuck in the bush I trapped tiny birds, used the meat as bait to catch yabbies and fish, atea bunch of nettles which was probably a waste of time and tried to charcoal filter pond water. In many respects it was less what I did and more what I didn't do, namely not running around in a panic till I got heat stroke
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 >>/810617/
covid i.e. sars-2 went endemic within a couple hundred cases. no one has covid outside of the purported hot zones it was released in. morons like (You) conflate a beta coronavirus with some special sauce forced meme when infact its just a common cold you get all the time. 
Thats what the rat tests do, they test for antibodies to common cold epitopes. The rest is smoke and PCR mirrors.
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Tiffin showed my how you can perform a piss enema before shoving charcoal up your arse to make an activated filter that you allow to drip into another neet's mouth.
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I kind of miss covid a bit. Getting banned from r/coronavirusaustralia and getting dirty looks from normalfag moralists for not wearing a mask
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 >>/811327/
It's the flood detect, it exists to stop bots splitting filtered content between two posts, and culturally its to stop twitter posting, if people tried to reply to every individual post in a thread with their own individual post the cascade would make threads unreadable.
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> if people tried to reply to every individual post in a thread
heh i started that. only did it once or twice and everyone started saying "(You)" as a macro thing
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Dirty. Gritty from charcoal. 
I didn't work my clay properly so the charcoal got dirt in it. My sock didn't make a good filter because it had elastic, I would have been better folding a tshirt because it was only dirt after all. 
I didn't grind the charcoal very well, nor was the sand clean. 

Hard to say if the cumulative effects were sufficient, or if I could have just drank the water as it was and been fine. Nothing in my survival kit was even remotely useful.
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 >>/811366/
Some neets excel at sleeping, others at binge eating, still others are elite gooners, while some have a genius for watching youtube all day. Together, we are greater than the sum of all our neets.
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My old man just handed me a cornetto and it wasnt even frozen hard like a piece of wood. I did spill chocolate on my one remaining polo shirt which is white and now I look like a slob :(
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 >>/811350/
Island ecosystem, nature kills three winners as well as the loosers, prey has an elastic lifestyle to starve their predators, high order predators become scavengers, desertification, the ecosystem of this continent collapsed rather than endured.
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https://twitter.com/7NewsAdelaide/status/1753670931908821123
boong kills two people in cruisey territory
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I am pretty sure I saw him at the beach before. I recognised the bike. He isn't as fat as I expected but he has BITCH TITS like you wouldn't believe.
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> it is making images of IGA as a child
Immensely disturbing. It probably has hard candy deepfakes and everything. Sick.
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Logged in. Don't care about IP hashes. Just going to ban if I feel like it. 
Take it up with Shibs if you get caught in the cross fire.
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You'd be fine with IGA spamming some underage he's mooning over like he did with that leyana gracie girl. I'm starting to think your BO tenure will lead to a kind of renaissance for him.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Proenneke

So was Proenneke a proto incel neet? 30 years living on his own without a job
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> the illness was very revealing for Proenneke, who decided to devote the rest of his life to the strength and health of his body.
I wonder how much it benefited him spending those years in the wilderness. Compared to rotting away in society.
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Woolies beef mince is 11$/k, can't beat it. 

I make four meat balls, two burger patties and make tacos with the rest.
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Making photos of NEETs as children is okay but you can't post someone's name after they repeatedly post it here. These are the rules.
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 >>/811478/
> gets called a POS
> calls others a POS

> gets called a loser
> calls others a loser

> is universally unloved
> pretends not to be universally unloved
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We're running out of posts on this thread, but I don't think it's worth making a new thread given the state of the posts here.
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 >>/811516/
Threatening to stab someone, yeah, that is a death threat. Be careful making threats with your address being 50 Lysaght St, Coolum Beach QLD 4573. Someone might preempt it.
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 >>/811519/
You are not making sense Keegan. The toilet fumes are fucking with your brain again. Lay off the pills for a while. I am seriously worried about you.

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