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Look, I'll stop saying it. Okay? I will instead make a post that follows all the rules: I am going to go to HGR workshop as a customer during business hours and I will stab nuro repeatedly with a knife. I am right handed so I will strike towards the left side of his chest, angling the knife up to try to get his heart.
 >>/811533/
We have pictures of Weber but no one post them because no one cares, yet you keep using that other NEETs name in vain every chance you get because you are fucking GAY  and he rejected you. FACT !
Cut and paste from elsewhere:
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/feb/03/australian-undercover-police-autistic-13-year-old-fixation-islamic-state
> 13yo autist with 71 iq is obsessed with ISIS, extremist material and making threats
> autist asks his mum to help him make a bomb, mum asks AFP for help
> AFP provides a psychologist who recognises his ISIS obsession is part of autism
> 3 months on, AFP yowies start messaging the kid during school hours and at night, eventually totalling 1400 pages of chat logs
> AFP yowie 1 introduces autist kid to yowie 2 who encourages him to make a bomb or kill feds
> kid dresses up in his ISIS outfit with a knife and sends the photo to yowie 2
> AFP wait until after the kid turns 14 to send a dozen guys in and arrest him on terrorism charges
Fucking done nothing today JUST FOR A FUCKING CHANGE.  We are now one month into the year and I still haven't started on the year. jesus christ.
IGA has always been the problem on this board. Anyone who doesn't understand that should read the post outlining why he was permabanned.
Watched the first two Bourne films. Not sure I can be bothered with the third. I wish there were more films about tradecraft that weren't completely ridiculous. I've probably seen most of the ones out there.
 >>/811555/
I like them but I don't like how dated that style of action filming is with the very rapid cuts to reduce the choreography required. Those resident evil films are shot the same way. It was very trendy around the mid 2000s. Even with just a two man fight scene it becomes very difficult to tell what is happening and they will have the fight go on for several minutes which leaves you disengaged because you just can't tell.
 >>/811555/
The Bourne Legacy and Jason Bourne are pretty decent from memory.
Are you saying that the Bourne films have ridiculous tradecraft? What would you suggest otherwise?
I wish I could enjoy movies the way I could when I was a kid.
Used to sit there watching them on tv from 8:30 to 10:30. I could even tolerate commercial breaks.

Now I have commercial free access to any movie I want but don't want to watch any.
The tv networks used to cut those movies down to fit them in the time slot. I never knew that. Whole scenes missing.
 >>/811566/
No, I have just seen them all many times before. I like the Bourne ones for being more realistic. I find stuff like Mission Impossible to be a bit too silly and over the top for my liking.
 >>/811569/
New ones have moved in a couple houses down. I can hear them swearing and listening to teck9 or busta rhymes or something. They're saying fuck and cunt a lot. I think one of the conversations was one telling the other one to tell his dad about borders in the house out the back. I think they're playing traphop. Hope they're not crackheads. I always get evil, defensive and reactionary thoughts around them. Hypothetical situations and preemptive response protocols. I and Monk smoked dmt in Bolivia and learnt to feel each others breathe then laughed about the police reports at a coffee shop in Ecuador once.
Pressure cooked a chicken carcass last week. Just found it. Vile. Somehow more vile for being contained. They it out, hosed down pot. Washed pot several times, washed lid, vile. Tried to use pressure cooker, food tastes faintly vile. Probably going to get food poisoning.
Hope he brings me back a large onion rings, 2 BBQ cheeseburgers, a chicken royale, an Aussie jacks fried chicken burger with pineapple hunger tamer with a chicken royale, a double cowboy Angus with avocado and pepper mayo, a caramel fudge iced coffee, an Oreo storm and a frozen bubblegum spider with blackcurrant bursties
 >>/811603/
In struggling to cope, perpetual brain fog, constantly forgetting things.
 >>/811606/
I just wanted to use the cooker and found it... occupied. It looked like a fucking miscarriage, bones, unrecognisable shapes, vile scum.
It didn't even have mold, it was pasteurised in the cooker so broke down like the wax nazi in the lost ark
The paleocene eocene thermal maximum was from the wars between the altantians and the lemurian reptilians. They try to convince us that it's from asteroids but I'm not that gullible.
Was talking like a mong at the bottleshop 
First time I've spoken to a human in days, my voice was all soft and weird
The amount of downtime commbank has because they're 'making improvements' is honestly unbelievable. Can't even deposit cash into sportsbet for 4 hours. 
Five nines my fucken arse ya dogs
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Before traffic starts up here.
To IGA and/or those who pose as IGA. I understand that Nuro can be arrogant and annoying, and a couple of quips directed to him can be fun. But why shit up so much the board you visit every day and spend this much time? Do you not get enough replies to normal posts? Going on with this madness is entirely useless. Nuro does his thing, you should find yours.
To the rest of the NEETs. Time to step up and take the BOs place. You know who posts what, you know the rules, you have to enforce them, have to moderate the discussion, keep it in a state that is passable for any one of you. Don't have to neuter the board, making it flat, don't have to intervene every word (or misinterpreted word). I know IGA (and/or those who pose as IGA) can be annoying when the 5 minutes is on him. But you are here every day and spend much time on this board, it have to be taken care of.
To Nuro: shut up. And especially, learn when to shut up.
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Good Morning Shibs and NEETs you wouldnt believe it big fella but according to the catalogue there are 138 posts made in this thread so far and besides the one i am posting now, Lord Nuro has only made (1) single post the entire time ! Let that sink in. Let that represent the actual scale of the problem we are dealing with here.
I think the receptionist at my psychologist likes me. She’s not super good looking and a bit fat. Should I give her a compliment or something to test the water?
Best deal I can see is either 2 whoppers for $12 but I need to download the app and probably link an email and a bank card, or 2 whopper jnrs with 2 chips for $10
Is KFC open?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13026565/Jana-Hocking-Sydney-dating-New-York-men-Australia.html
> JANA HOCKING: Sydney men are furious with me for saying they're the worst to date - but it's time they looked in the mirror (and joined a gym)
> A manhunt is under way after a woman was stabbed to death at a shopping centre
>  >Superintendent McQueen said a witness had described the male offender as African in appearance.
https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/crime/a-manhunt-is-under-way-after-a-woman-was-stabbed-to-death-at-a-shopping-centre/news-story/4bdfacf876c2aee354944ec845f9d6d7
I stupidly decided to shave off about 3 months worth of beard. Didn't have any clippers, and didn't think to use scissors. Just hacked into it with some shitty disposable razors Motherbat had. Required 4 of them.
Did it outside so I didn't clog her bathroom pipes.
Took a cool shower but can still feel the razor burn.
 >>/811726/
Yeah they were fresh razors. She had a bag of 18 of them in a plastic rack with blade guards and all that crap.

I have settled on chicken and lettuce and mayo.
I can feel pressure building in my arse but I can't get the shit out. I hate when this happens because all of a sudden there is a containment breach and I've got to rush to the dunny.
 >>/811737/
I got it out. Took two poo flushes and one piss flush. Arse is in agony. I almost feel sorry for junkies that get their arses clogged up while they're high. Those heroin shits sound awful.
normalniggers angry at Bakers Delight after its revealed the CEO donated to the No Campaign 
gonna get a finger bun soon
 >>/811751/
This is the real issue. I did my herder training near Anzac hwy and the only place close enough that I could easily get a feed was that. Every day I got a cold shit pizza. It was better cold than reheated.
They've changed the dosage of the mints. Regular ones are now 2mg, instead of 1.5
It also says that the nicotine is in the form of polacrilex. 
Why can't they just leave shit alone?
 >>/811787/
Not just the upper lip but the jaw too. It is a full beard. He didn't even bother shaving. He thought a bit of make up and camera filters would hide it.
His simps are morons.
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YEAAAAAAH

Not the most amazing day but that putrid weather is back. At least there is a pleasant 20km easterly blowing at the point. In the natural cool zone.
 >>/811702/
Interesting there is now information about a car, but we don't seem to have a picture of the alleged offender
https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/should-never-have-happened-ipswich-grandmother-named-as-stabbing-victim/news-story/92f9c4f31e2b61d67bd39cb0ce324a55
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Chris Pratt used to weigh 136kg. I would've said he was less than that in the photo, but it's still inspiring to know you can weigh that much and lose it.
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I wanked, waited a few minutes, and wanked again. I reserve those special undies with a cock channel through them for wanking. I sit otherwise naked on my chair and wank.
I never understood the appeal of Kate Upton. She looks the way slightly fat chicks look but without being fat.
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OH SHIT! the fags are getting feisty with their state sponsors. Don't they kinda need armed zogbots to keep their Wiemar thing going? How the fuk is antifa queers not always a liability?
Pulled the pin on the wage. Bossman won't find out for some time but cannot do anything about it. 
He asked to much, thought too little
Yuck. Had a res and boong dust toke. Vile shit. There's ants all over the place near my tin shelter drinking the air-con water. Went in prior to the choof to get some permethrin ant powder and some likely went in my goon because I was trying to run through the ant swarm quickly, and the that is too strong because I'm almost out of bepis. It works though, now thinking about another little toke of sludge tar. Oh, the boongery.
 >>/811912/
smoke the cone scrapings through the bepis to take out the toxins and make the smoke smooth. Then pass out and spill the sticky bong water over yourself and wake up in the blazing sun covered in sugar ants.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-01/court-hears-father-who-stabbed-daughter-said-she-deserved-it/103413742

did we discuss this?
disappointed that nuro didn't drive around in his lancia during the movie, maybe get into a drag race with an 80s model audi
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IMPORTANT WOMBOFLIX ANNOUNCEMENT
I (projectionist neet) will be taking a break from streaming for a bit, thus no womboflix for a few weeks.
 >>/812011/
https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/kala-tunnel-girl-pranavi-kalavathamma-lorei-jacob-thomas-lorei-engineer-everything-tiktok-tunnel-troon.179744/page-39
If we had a suburban Darwin commune they'd put one of those 'no alcohol allowed in this house' signs on our fence
Let cat out because cat had been in the laundry all day, cat seemed happy but then shat all over the carpet. 

I'm taking cat to the vet this week, and I'm doing it for me.
 >>/812023/
The longer this drags on the worse it gets, and it was not good to begin with. 
I can't do anything more for cat, and I can't tolerate cats demented shitting. The flat swells awful and I hate being here now, I honestly can't take it any more.
 >>/812026/
I hate that my last memories of dog are him in a bad way. It's a terrible thing but it is what happens. 
Sorry man. You've been good for cat but it's not good for either of you to keep it going.
Lol how many years have we all been doing this same routine? Wagon tomorrow kek.

When are we going to accept?
We will go to our graves with a plan still in our head to turn it all around. Decades of this nonsense.
Just accept.
You can reverse the aging process by spinning around counterclockwise really fast.
Just don't do it in a clockwise position.
 >>/812093/
That's accurate but neet standards, standard neet scheduling is several months out, after several standards to be a whole year out is not unheard of.
Went out the back to scrounge around for a little toke, found a bit of rubbish on the side of the cement from when I cleaned my pipe a month ago. I wouldn't do it if it didn't work. What a lowlife fiend. It was starting to spit out there. I saw what I think was a chopper but it had its highbeams on. Very strange. This was before I had a toke btw.
 >>/811952/
all this mass immigrant brutality is a bit off message for the ABC But I suppose they can do their part to dampen the community outrage by shutting it down early in the news cycle.
I hear music sometimes just before I wake up. Then I dont feel like lying in bed anymore and I get up with the tune in my head. I think its a big brain thing.
Protip: make an protonmail address specifically for this. Don't use your gmail account you register everywhere with.
 >>/812119/
Yeah maybe. I gotta learn to use RSS feeds for all these message apps and shit. I talked to a dude at wage the other day and I have to get him hooked up with a meme channel because he's interested in the jews and shit. Why do normies literally need Iphones to go online?
 >>/812120/
> Why do normies literally need Iphones to go online?
I've no idea.
And they have to have auto-updates on because they think that makes them safe.
Might raid the good sultanas for my breakfast. I was thinking that if I lost my sense of taste agustia then my diet would improve. I'd eat for 100% nutrition and cost. It'd be so next level. I'd blow all the normies minds with my flavorless nutri mush in the tea room while they are still on that froxen TV dinner treadmill. lol.
 >>/812121/
I disabled my windoze defender and all the botnet shit is not in my distro. If i get ransomwared then I'd just spend the evening reinstalling my desktop. I cringe when I give some normie a tip about libgen or something and they wont take it up because they are paranoid about non mainstream websites. Now that I think about it, I'm surrounded by NPC's. I feel like I'm the only real human and everyone else is plugged into the matrix, maybe I'm psychotic. I'd make a great BO.
 >>/812112/
I read that it only seems to happen before you wake up, you're really just remembering part of a dream. 
I get a lot of these kind of things. Memory totally fucked
What are we going to call our new bo? We can't call him nu bo or new bo, that's what we called the last one.
Just witnessed a 14 year old girl drag some poor lad into a loo to suck his dick.

The bad home kids are alright, followin their natural instincts they are. It's the rich kids ever are fucked
Back from the haul. Got a glen fuggit and a half. 
The weed is called baba ganush 2 or something, 10k might know. 
Purple cush 2.. ?
Something 2.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-05/kapunda-visitor-numbers-increase-in-mural-town-street-art-sa/103421692
 >>/812177/
That will change when the rising populism of Europe takes serious effect. This will begin next year after Trump is elected in November. 
We will see the effectiveness of deportations and want that here but will be limited by cucked Australian parties. 
2 more weeks.
Had a thought that the sphinx was naturally there (before being cut), and associated with the dogstar so the positioning of the three Giza pyramids as Orion's belt next to it replicate how they're positioned in the sky. 
Thinking about the sphinx as the cornerstone rather than Khufu's pyramid.
 >>/812212/
not really, I have some adjusatable dumbells, a smallish barbell for deadlifting, and an exercise bike, but I don't have to share it with anyone and that's what matters.
Two small rock hard nuggoes, then when I stood up the unexpected squirts happened. Woe. Smelt like that diarrhea acid smell.
I knew someone who had been addicted to morphine and alcohol for 30 years, who was drinking quarts of beer and wine daily when he didn't have morphine, who had an opportunity for a good job if he could get sober. Starting progesterone at bedtime (and stopping the wine), he said it was the first time he didn't have a hangover in the morning. He used enough progesterone to neuter most people, but said it didn't affect his sex function; he was taking a lot of Cytomel and magnesium, but wasn't drunk again as long as I knew him, and his general health improved.

[Continued] The person I described who recovered so completely took about 1000 mg of progesterone during the first night, and more than 1000 mg daily for a few weeks, but that much could make some people comatose; it's a matter of individual hormone status. I think the SSRI drugs continue to do harm, even when they reduce withdrawal symptoms.
I learnt some Chinese to speak to a Chinese friend. Go shemma gway means what the fuck. Ta ma da means fuck. Shi da means yes. Bu means no. Chonny ma means fuck your mother.
 >>/812260/
I find that one only works if the work can be paused at any point. ie. it comes in a steady stream. If it more naturally comes in chunks the 25 minute blocks are too clumsy but using as more of a general guide rather than a dogmatic rule with a timer, I think it can be good.
 >>/812277/
> Is there more info on this incident ? Fuck sake thats coolum beach entrance of the higway. That one little shitty roundabout merge drives everyone here crazy.... but that chink seemed to be fucking around and found out. 
He must be out of his mind on the dunny pills tonight. His English is even worse than usual.
 >>/812274/
https://twitter.com/simkrimms/status/1754260809310666860

Uncomfy post warning. 
Jew telling people what the tunnel mattress is for. 
Egyptian blood magic.
 >>/812292/
It is sad to see. The fact he is so nonchalant about racking up all that HECS debt is disturbing. He is only 40 and he has given up on ever making any money, getting off the drugs/goon etc. He could be doing much better than he is but he just chooses to live like a degenerate.
 >>/812301/
I've never heard that.

 >>/812303/
How I see it, they are the victims of their own superstitions and autism, and OCD.
They were (are) those weirdos among normies, who were (are) incapable of compromises and lack any compassion towards other human beans. And every once in a while they get a genius idea, that they can really do X or Y by adding some more weird crap, disregarding the environment. And when they are told that they are weirdos, they reply: "but we just this, and we just that", while continuing being a weirdo.
So they were easy to be blamed things that was out of the ordinary and was detrimental and/or spooky to the normies around them. And, well, some of those things they actually did too, because, some of them aren't just autists obsessing with a loony hobby, but suffer from David-complex and opt with standing up to the man. And things go really sideways at this point.
 >>/812305/
Yeah, it is a bit like that. You could probably say Jews do/did x or y and because it's such a long time and there are so many different ways that people have practiced ritual within the faith, they probably did. 
That said, they are a special type of queen and the amount of double think is crazy. 
Like some sects justifying the cardinal sins as a way to tempt mashiach to stop them - ends justify means or that if God wanted them to stop, he would.
Not many other faiths, even dark hedonistic occult/satanism isn't that backwards.
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the supermarkets don't open for more than an hour, but the nearby bakery should be open in 10 minutes...might go there and have an energy drink
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 >>/812319/
This was just a joke too. 
100k+ do a 'mock' ritual in Chicago in 1933.
I hate how I'm obsessed with these cunts but I constantly blown away by this shit. 

https://www.bitchute.com/video/K0dx4wXjX8iV/ [Embed]

https://interactive.wttw.com/a/chicago-stories-jewish-chicago-1833-1933
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I'd look good with a beard or even a moustache but I can't really grow one. The red spraypainted areas on my face end up almost entirely hairless so I just look pathetic.
 >>/812399/
I could get Hungary and most of Europe but I'd fall apart around the Balkans. I mostly remember the geography of that area from Hearts of Iron IV and work things out in relation to Germany.
Just got a message from the agent saying there's going to be rental inspection. The last one was only 6 months ago. They used to have a yearly schedule. I fucking hate this.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13049559/Magnitude-3-3-earthquake-Traralgon-Victoria.html
Shitey and Monk are dead :(
 >>/812422/
He wasn't permitted to marry Camilla at the time. I wouldn't go so far as to say the marriage to Dianna was forced or arranged, but he certainly wasn't allowed his first pick.
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 >>/812252/
> progesterone

Taking that for alcohol and morphine addiction is a new one for me. Its possible that his levels were pretty high anyway because alcohol boosts your estrogen. I heard it has 5000 times more than soy products. Other than that I dont care to comment because hormone biochemistry is fukn complex.
> In a court hearing for one of the accused in killing Vyleen White, the judge has ordered no media as it might be “confronting” for the teen. Happy to kill a grandma in front of a child but can’t be confronted with media.
 >>/812433/
The whole thing is going to get memoryholed as quickly as they practically can.
They even made sure to get a soundbite from the blind husband saying it's not a race thing.
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Doesn't matter. The liver prioritises the breakdown of alcohol and is less efficient in clearing estrogen from the bloodstream which leads to its reabsorption. Obviously this is seperate to how alcohol makes you an executive by means of storing (food) calories as fat instead of burning them due to the breakdown of the alcohol itself. 
I am certain that there is some relation to GABA and glutamate on the gonadotropin-releasing hormone mechanism. It just feels right.
Underground commune of right-wing amateur endopharmacologists working to destroy xeno-estrogenic globalist soyboys
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 >>/812441/
Is this NEET a Doctor? I think not, I think he is spreading misinformation and smart NEETs will understand that there is a 5% discount on all spirits and 7.5% on Domestic beer until closing time. The NEET who is trying to bamboozle you with all that nonsense will be charged and extra 5% on all spirits and only 5% extra on Locally produced Beer just so that he learns a lesson and is encouraged to see for himself that Beer has no ill effects whatsoever.
Wish I could just go to jail or something, and never have to do anything for the rest of my life. Just peace and quiet.
 >>/812460/
nah the pigs want a slam dunk. Thats why the put speed cameras in places they know cars creep above the speed limit because of shitty road signage. Faggots.
Thought I caught a speed camera on the way home, Doing 90 in a 80 but now I checked the speed limits map and I think It was a 100. Pity  I dont have a dash cam and I could find out exactly.
I remember the first speed sign after it said 80. They dont post speed signs in the middle of the zones do they?
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I really dont deserve a ticket. I always go way under the limit and do that thing, calling out the  road signs as I see them, and if i am accidentally over I slow down as safely as possible.
Which is the easiest AI image generator to use if I don't want to fuck around with creating an account. I don't want to use it to create porn, just some non copyright imagery
Also we need a new thread in a few posts, and I'm gonna be out buying chocolates so one of you will have to make it.

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