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Risen 
Need about 20 standards to resolve this 26 standard tax. A risky cruise to IGA is in order. 
My current dry spell started on August 28, 2020.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-13056911/inside-remote-cabin-alaska-man-lived-30-years.html
Daily Mail has been stalking our movie nights
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13067329/Vyleen-White-Redbank-Plains-racial-bullying-calls-peace.html
> Sorry we are not currently accepting comments on this article.
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Only some seed-oils are bad, interlinked. Spirits don't lower your testosterone, interlinked. I'll use the spin bike without a screen, interlinked. A frog photo in the kitchen will boost my mood, interlinked.
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https://www.9news.com.au/national/forest-lake-brisbane-woman-violently-attacked-triggering-a-manhunt/91970275-d6d2-40dd-a15d-667d48185431
Total sudo death
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She doxxed a bunch of Jews, who have subsequently been harassed.
She has railed against doxxing in the past when it's been men doing it to radical feminists, but apparently it's ok this time.
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 >>/814602/
It’s not my favourite by a long shop but when it’s raining it seems to be my go to comfort food. Oh and that steak I had the other day was to die for. It was 11/10
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 >>/814613/
I enjoy garlic bread as much as the next NEET but I am thinking some childhood experience must have led to your current obsession with delicacy.
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 >>/814640/
Not unless you're a tranny 
My GP told me my test was normal because the reference range is deliberately set at like 200-900
All doctors are literally gay and trying to kill you
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You have to be below the "normal" range which starts ridiculously low for ideological reasons.
Our feminised society views testosterone negatively and the less men have the better they like it.
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I awaken after being hit by a truck. I hear hums and chanting in the background as a strange man calmly waves his drink in front of me. He tells me that I will get to experience teen anime romance. “There are portals…” he says. Wtf???
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Dan's iron bar was actually inspired by former politician Wilson 'Ironbar' Tuckey:

'In 1967, while employed as a publican in Carnarvon, Tuckey was convicted of assault after striking an Aboriginal man with a length of steel cable and fined $50. The man was allegedly being held down by Tuckey's brother at the time. Tuckey has had the nickname "Ironbar" ever since. '
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This is why I don't post videos or vocaroos any more.
The low quality NEETs make remarks about your voice.
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According to the voice experts on here every voice is either autistic or gay.
Maybe they should just keep their opinions to themselves.
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 >>/814667/
Yeah i most likely have tiny bit of tism NGL. Just a tiny bit. 

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Elon and I are comming up with a fix.

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QRD: Food used to be cooked in animal fats or shit like olive or cocunut (as god intended) WW2 comes along and rationing becomes a thing. Then some food scientist figures out you can extract the oil from the RAPESEED plant very economically through a massive multi-step industrial process and name in Canada oil which they shorten to Canola oil which then ends up in literally all food produced by mega corps because it is so cheap. It then takes 20 years of people consuming goyslop for anyone to notice the connection between the industrial diet and people balooning in size / dying suddenly.

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what is wrong ? you are the one asking the questions dickhead. 

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yep its a chilling effect all round

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kek



also no  moofies tonight or tomorrow rite ?
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 >>/814687/
> The salary cap is significantly higher for higher-ranking officers like SIS Directors. SIS Directors can earn more than £160,000 annually. The Chief of the Secret Intelligence Service makes more than £170,000 (exact figure unknown). According to Wikipedia, in 2010, the Chief made £169,999, so it could be more than £200,000 now. 

He can afford it
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> industrial diet and people balooning in size / dying suddenly.
wtf i didn't expect that. does this mean KFC and mcdonalds is pozzed jew goyslop now?
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I know you're not really chinese but I'm expressing my hatred for them anyway because I hate them and they eat good animals and they're racist
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Watching something called Space Cowbowys. It was on the TV when I turned it on. I think it's going to be Boomers in Space orsomething.
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> two bottles of champagne in
Lol, 14 standards of the cheapest plonk. $5 a bottle at BWS and you think you're superior to Based Stanners because you don't start drinking until 1pm.
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 >>/814741/
Don't make me write an email to Michelle Freeman informing her of your racism and talk about manufacturing firearms whilst cosplaying Brenton Tarrant with those shorts...
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> Ferrari (2023)
> Coyote Ugly (2000)
> Crimes of the Future (2022)
> The Road (2011)
All four downloaded. Which should I watch?
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Yeah I know that obesity and hormonal imbalances are a major issue impacting my country haha but look at this funny mp4 I made
Um based??? No I don't workout because I feel uncomfortable exercising inside lol
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 >>/814743/
um seweety its 13 dollars a bottle at BWS, so 2 of them comes to 26 dollars

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who ? oh her, i have not spoken to her for a year. keep trying you broke ass bitch boi.

how long till WFTD ?
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Nuro you need to ignore the goads and do not respond directly to accusations (either with the truth or lies - it is usually lies).

Just ignore.
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Can the neet who watched putin's interview 5 times fill us in on any important details - did vlad do anything but ramble about history?
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wish I was out in the park drinking with the neet bros, having that one final big night before we all get on the wagon
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Sophrosyne (Ancient Greek: σωφροσύνη) is an ancient Greek concept of an ideal of excellence of character and soundness of mind, which when combined in one well-balanced individual leads to other qualities, such as temperance, moderation, prudence, purity, decorum, and self-control.
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https://www.news.com.au/travel/destinations/asia/human-poo-bags-now-needed-to-climb-mount-everest-to-tackle-gross-problem/news-story/e75cc9a5534ae4160d7f5235b1b2224d
> There is 3000kg of human poo estimated to be on Mount Everest and it’s causing a foul stench
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Morning bros. Today's going to be the day I finally get my shit together. Got it all worked out this time. It's going to go smoothly this time.
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How hot and it's too hard to find parks near there. 
A lamb and rosemary pie, a quiche Lorraine and a vanilla slice would be nice from the orange bakery. 
Wonder if Weber has been to Banjos and got a scallop pie. Traditional Tasmanian feed.
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i never used it when riding because its slippery shit that would make my grips unsafe, or just run and burn my eyes when i got sweaty. 

Just had a skin checkup. Had 2 spots on arm biopsied. They were benign and got frozen off on friday. Currently have two large welts on my arm. Such is life.
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You need to order some of this https://www.infowarsstore.com/health-and-wellness/dr-jones-naturals/dr-jones-next-level-energy-methylfolate

i am eagerly waiting my delivery
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I've been getting up at 10:30am and need to start doing so at 6:00am. I have two weeks to get my arse into gear. Any tips or advice?
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He did not!
He only thought about banging some of them. I don't blame him tbh. With them being completely immobilized during the day and him being immune he could freely rape them all day without difficulty. It would be interesting to see if he could get one pregnant as well.
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Looking at the new pornhub statistics. Trannyshit isn't searched for very much but ends up most viewed lol. This would strongly suggest to me that it is getting promoted and people are unknowingly clicking on it. I'm glad I just pirate all that filth instead.
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I gave the interior of the car a wipe down. It is being serviced tomorrow and it is just good manners to give it to them in a clean condition.

I will give the exterior a good spray with the hose later this evening. That is as close to a proper wash as it gets these days.
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Had two bowls of chicken curry. Spilt it all over my shirt. I'm wearing a light grey t-shirt that is literally covered in curry. Going to go to the bottleo later. Will probably change my shirt before that though.
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He uses wet wipes to wash himself. He can't stand long enough to be in the bathroom. They haven't shown the mother yet but the mother's boyfriend is really scrawny so probably a chubby chaser.
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https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/church-of-england-accused-of-helping-asylum-seekers-avoid-deportation-by-converting-to-christianity/news-story/7c954778d1bd656649e2eb5ce8f468d1
CoE -> Anglicare
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Bill went to the car thing with his two boys but didn't phone or text me. Sisterbot sent me a photograph of them in front of my car after they had already left.
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I'd have been in the vicinity, just talking to some cunt or sitting under a gazebo thingo.
I could have plonked the mongs in the driver's seat and taken a photo or revved it up so the autistic one had a spaz attack or something.
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Well for a start they've pressed a down syndrome retard into service.
They offer to let him fire the mortar and when he goes to put the round in upside down they then start a torrent of verbal abuse and shoving and maybe kicking him.
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Thinking of hiring one of those hookers who claim they will do anything, no matter how kinky, and having her fill out my cenno job applications
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I've heard stories of mongs getting sex work provided to them. But what about herders giving mongs employment opportunities as sex workers?
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> Work would also be considered unsuitable if it is not consistent with prevailing community standards. For example, a job seeker would not be expected to take up work in the sex industry if they objected to doing so, even if such work were legal in the state or territory in which it was offered.

An interesting part of that page is
> The other main reason a job may be considered unsuitable is if the job seeker considers the work to be unsuitable on moral, cultural or religious grounds
https://guides.dss.gov.au/social-security-guide/3/11/1/20
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Spooky
> Coroner ‘never seen’ death as horrific as 36yo ‘melted’ into couch
>  >The coroner called to examine a young woman’s body after she was found “melted” into her family’s couch has shared horrific new details.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/coroner-never-seen-death-as-horrific-as-36yo-melted-into-couch/news-story/5cc6ed62373978b2bfa667d510d81952
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There were half a dozen of those orange-clad chinko looking buddhist monks at the car thing today for some reason.
They had a fucking iphone on a pole taking photos and footage of cars.
Very strange, considering they don't even eat food that hasn't been donated.
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too woe'd to get up and go outside anymore, I think this is it for me neets, just leave me here on this thread and go on ahead without me
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> 40km ride
> out in the fresh breeze winning 
> some shitting eating faggot using my name trying goad me all day
  
it can die a little bit and I can  YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Well I have a pirate map to buried treasure and he's going to accompany me to the island before he goes off on one of your hairbrained schemes.
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The car has been hosed off.
Paint fade and peel has progressed since I made my last inspection.
Bird poo has hardened like cement.
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You have some kind of scandal in your country
https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/world-leaders-sex-abuse-shock/news-story/c724b43ba378a91fb3acd51ecc189f65
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If I have to go by the name I'm guessing Rheinmetall hq is somewhere along the Rhein (perhaps it's Rhine in English). Bavaria is a bit away from there, so no.
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 >>/815022/
Basado!

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you are already dead

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You do this by getting right with God

 >>/815030/
Flexible working hours and access to wholesale parts

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cars are just learning how to cope, because paintjobs are economically prohibitive  

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Incredibly Based take. 

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Your car secretly hates you

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Wishfull thinking

 >>/815041/
i am going to cave your fucking face in if you persist with shitty game you are playing,  Everyone else here agrees with me you crossed the line when you started using my real name here all the time. 

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that seemed fake as fuck, what a poor bitch

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> nuro you cuntoid
what ? i have seen all the previous videos its still not running yet, still not even usable yet, may not even work, we shall see
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> what ? i have seen all the previous videos its still not running yet, still not even usable yet, may not even work, we shall see
he is building a bike for somebody of your physique
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a fucking female priest just set some granny on fire in the fucking church
vincent denofrio will bring the cunt to justice
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> if you persist with shitty game you are playing,
Sirs, please, sirs, do not persist sir, do not persist.
> Everyone else here agrees with me
el-oh-el
> using my real name
You keep posting photos of IGA. You even make deepfake videos of him as a child you sick fuck. You probably like his resemblance to Trey.
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 >>/815092/
2.

> 2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.
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> No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted
< visiting the Nambour caravan park
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> t ?
< Not him
Gee, really Keegan? Are you puffy fingers too fat to type properly? You should cut back on all that sodium. Your goyslop diet is causing you to age very poorly.
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An upset Michelle Phillips eating a banana during the Mamas and the Papas performance of 'California Dreaming' on the Ed Sullivan Show because they had to lip sync, 1967
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Friendly reminder IGA bitched and moaned  about Nuro visiting caravan parks randomly in the NAMBOUR AREA area AFTER THE FACT he literally stalked Nuro in real life and started casing out his real life business after hours and in the dark

IGA is so mentally ill he thinks he is perfectly fine in stalking people and thinks anyone that does the same to him should be have the full weight of the law bought down on them


friendly reminder IGA has had multiple stays in real life mental hospitals 

friendly reminder IGA lodged an official complaint about his job provider to get out of the most basic obligations

friendly reminder all of IGA's shitty behaviour is going to come down and crush him like a tonne of rocks some day very very soon
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I drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk
I injected some of Hendrix's junk
I booked a seat on Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane
Mama Cass' sandwich? I ate the same
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> IGA is so mentally ill he thinks he is perfectly fine in stalking people and thinks anyone that does the same to him should be have the full weight of the law bought down on them
Ummmm, I think you might want to consider that plank in your own eye...
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 >>/815123/
> started casing out his real life business
Not your business lol
When are you going to post the footage from the cafe? ;) 

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He somehow thinks that 'chan culture' is on his side or something
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> on his side
The 2016 US Federal election seems to have been the last time he felt like he had a purpose and he has been chasing that high ever since. It really gets to him as well that he was on the outside of most of the developments there anyway. He wasn't even on 8chan until the Tarrant massacre.
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Sharing a knowing glance with the L&O detectives on the tele when the murderer sees a body and starting pretending to grieve.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13069691/Samantha-Murphy-Ballarat-search-cop-claim.html
> A former detective claims police probably have 'nothing to work with'
Gary Jubelin, I'd wager.
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I'm back. Got called Babysweet again. She said something else which I didn't understand so I just nodded and played it cool like the Driver from Drive (2011). Going to watch The Road (2009) now.
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A young Roony Mara is in this episode of Law & Order: SVU
Stabler has been partnered with a 400lbs negger. He doesn't not seem happy.
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Faustian bargain, a pact whereby a person trades something of supreme moral or spiritual importance, such as personal values or the soul, for some worldly or material benefit, such as knowledge, power, or riches.
(Getting lucky on a motorbike isn't one)
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God damn, the fatty got told by his boss at the call center that he was too fat to work at 600 lbs. He is 740 lbs in the video and I can sort of understand it. The big bastard wouldn't fit in a typical office.
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Typically speaking obese people are of poor moral character. Xi in China purged officials and there was an obvious correlation between obesity and corruption. Many such cases. In my experience fat people make for bad parents.
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Can't wait until monk become a male stripper, starts paying off his tab at gook lady's by giving her stripshows.
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I haven't wanked in a few weeks and I get rock hard erections very easily and they just persist for ages. Awful.
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Hello NEETs. 

Been thinking about the board and things the past week and had some insights i would like to share. Its pretty high level stuff, psueds not apply

Recently i have been thinking about the behaviour of someone here we all know and hate. There has been a word to decribe i know but may not be actualy real. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dementor&#95;(disambiguation)

I am pretty sure in prisons there are some hopeless mentally captors known as Dememtors. You are stuck in the cell and these people have no purpose in life but to make your existence a living hell. Their only purpose in life is to bother you. Not only that but they go form life to life in the reincarnation matrix not knowing love, not knowing god, but just taunting people. Literal demons. We all know i am referring to IGA, its clear now he is cursed and a Demon. 

But seriously i though Dementor was a proper word did i get the spelling wrong ?

Basically through my powers as an ordained mystic i have confirmed IGA is a multi generational psychic turd so far removed from god we can only just percieve its wretchedness, foul stench and danger to our existence.

What do you think ?
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> What do you think ?
I think you're a mentally ill paedophile and your obsession with IGA needs to end with you stepping away from the board and finding a different community to bother.
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Jeet had his misso working the uber shift tonight. Big 4wd that smelled like pajeet aftershave 
Goodlady taking the night off and letting one of her new minions work the till
Literally didn't say a word to me throughout the whole purchase (GL is very vocal and nice) 
The world is changing and I don't like it. I can smell the jeet on me
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Purchased Coles brand mayo on Saturday because it was $1.50 cheaper than the Praise. Can confirm it was fine.
I am guessing red sauce would be a similar situation.
Barbecue sauce you probably want a good one.
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That is not true.
The brands own their recipes - they are intellectual property.
Even if they manufacture a home brand version in the same facility and it looks very similar, the recipe will be different.
Cheaper ingredients used.
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red sauce is mentioned here
woolworths is fountain
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My brain refuses to do any work until it gets some ice cream and chocolate. It's on strike. May have to give in to its demands.
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I dropped the car off for its service.
I walked back home, it took exactly thirty minutes.
I was perspiring by the end. Cooling down with a lava guava mother now.
I do not know if I will walk back to pick it up this afternoon. Will be very hot.
I might catch the bus.
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While the carport is empty I think I might get the hose and give the roller door a good spray. It is covered in years worth of dust and dirt.

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I would rather suffer the heat than have to get in a car with a stranger.
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Should you take the mechanic's advice when they tell you your battery needs to be replaced?
Last time I got the car serviced they told me that they tested it and it was below the level they recommend for replacement.
I agreed to get a new one put in but I had a vague feeling that I had fallen for some kind of scam.
I don't think they faked the numbers but maybe they recommend they be replaced too soon?
I think I could have got another year out of that battery with minimal risk.
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I wouldn't want the neighbours to see me get in a taxi or uber. I don't know why. I just feel very uncomfortable at the thought of them witnessing it.
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I would rather they saw me taken away in the back of a police car than getting into one of Pajeet's taxis or ubers willingly.
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Gonna go get a white mondster. I know I've sworn off them in the past, but this time will absolutely be the last time. I just need the extra energy to clean up the place.
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The mechanic just called.
He said the rear brake pads were almost metal on metal and needed to be replaced.
The two front tires were below the legal limit and should be replaced.
The wipers need new rubbers.
Plus the basic service.
It is all going to cost $1450. I agreed to it.
He said there were various leaks in the engine but he didn't propose any solutions. I think I will just have to accept those. I will ask him about them when I go in.
The car is 20 years old but I want to keep it running for a few more years. I don't think you can avoid spending any money at all on it.
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This is the secret to cruisey's success isn't it? While the rest of us straightedge cucks are drinking energy drinks and wondering why we can't get anywhere in life, he's living the meth fueled bossman lifestyle.
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Found a reddit thread where somebody had done what pajeet has done and all of the replies are things like
> F
> hahaha
> I’m so so sorry 
> Oh man you’re in for a bad time
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I haven't shit solid in weeks. I just put my arse roughly over target and deliver a big splattery poo for which I hope the majority ends up in the bowl.
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An hour of ATO shit. 
Turns out their website doesn't work on Firefox, only on chrome. 
Nearly smashed the fucking screen.
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Because they design these web sites to run on chromium browsers (larger market share) and don't bother to make sure they are 100 percent compatible with gecko based browsers (low market share)
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Couriers Please Pajeet left the $150 bottle of whisky on the front porch in full view of the street while I was at the whizzers.
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I don't know, I think it had something to do with the mygovID verification thing on the phone. 
Even that, I had to reenter my drivers license and birth certificate. 
The lady laughed at me about how it's easy if you do it more, 'just click on the tabs', do your tax from 2021 etc.
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/number-of-criminals-released-following-landmark-nzyq-ruling-revealed/news-story/ce09dffd644684dd304636ebfd6dd750
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/school-life/western-australia-introduces-new-limits-on-ham-at-school-canteens-banning-iconic-lunch/news-story/19b927b35e1122a01ab4539bc477a95d
what a load of shit
this isn't about health it's raghead and jew appeasement
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I hosed down the carport roller door. Both sides. Mud was pouring down. Coming from all directions. Every time I moved it up or down more would come out.
But eventually the water ran clear. It looks much better now.
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I support him abusing the old boomer cunts but I think accusing them of being Jewish when they probably aren't was not a good look. People dismiss you as a schizo if you start going on about the Jews.
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All women have the same political ideas. They're so easy to manipulate
It amazes me that we allow them to drive let alone vote
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Those stats only count the ones that were born overseas, not the ones born here to shitty immigrant parents.
The ones born here count as "Australian" and the redditors will tell you that them being criminals is our fault since being born here it was obviously Australia that made them what they are.
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Most State governments have requested their police departments stop keeping ethnicity stats. That's different to the ABS going to the prisons to get the stats from the incarcerated ones.
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/muchloved-aussie-beer-brand-hawkers-enters-administration-after-10-years/news-story/b2a0f5190600f215676eb80cae979da1
never heard of them
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I have not heard from the mechanic. I assumed they would phone me to tell me when my car was ready to be picked up.
It is getting late in the day. A bit concerned.
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I am concerned that I will get halfway there and then they will phone and say they have not finished and will need to keep the car there overnight and finish in the morning.
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Think I might write a tv series rebooting Knight Rider starring a middle aged bicycle repairman and his AI powered ebike.
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I sold my ps4 on ebay and the guy who bought it is demanding a refund saying it's broken. this guy is just trying to scam me right?
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If it's in the condition he bought, I believe that's an "as is" condition. Not too certain on the specific law but I don't think he has many right when compared to buying new.
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I would deny him the refund, then it's up to him if he goes through ebay to try and make a claim and to return items he must send it with tracking etc to prove he posted it back.
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This. In addition to this, I'd insist that eBay require him to have a state dec witnessed by a JP as to it being broken on delivery. That way if there is no damage or he has done something to it himself, he has committed an offence making a false statement.
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In the early days of eBay for me, circa 1999/2000, a guy in Canberra hadn't sent something I'd purchased from him (using an at-counter bank transfer) and eBay wasn't helping, so I contacted the AFP who were also the regular Police for people living in Canberra. That got things moving pretty quickly when I just sent the seller and eBay the name of the AFP officer and the reference number.
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> Anthony Albanese confirmed he the government will support a cross-party proposal that will make “doxxing” illegal, after the private information of 600 Jewish Australian artists and creatives was published.
I wonder if the jew lawyers have sent Clementine any formal legal letters yet.
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A name and a phone number or residential address isn't even a real doxxing anyway. Worry about it when it contains a fucking medicare, drivers license, or tax file number
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Are any of those crime shows like CSI, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Bones, Law and Order, etc. worth watching?
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I got the car back.
I was going to catch the bus there but the real time tracking feature on the website said the bus was running 20 minutes late.
So I walked. I got a text saying the car was ready just after I started out. Another thirty minute walk. In real heat this time. Heavy perspiration, dry mouth. I got there 20 minutes before closing.
I wanted to ask questions about the state of my car but there was another customer who came into the office right behind me and I was sweating and just wanted to get out of there so I didn't ask the questions. I just paid the agreed upon enormous sum, took my keys and left.

Big improvement in the car's driving. Everything is so smooth. Acceleration, braking. Even the steering wheel seems to move around easier. I didn't realise how rough things had been.
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In the "report" section of the invoice it says:
> oil leaks to engine
> power steering pump leaking
> transfer case leaking
> power steering rack wet
> drive belts worn

Is any of that serious?
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IGA moved close to Nuro because he is a closeted faggot and was dreaming of a job too. When Nuro rejected him outright IGA started acting like a crazy Ex girlfriend. We can argue about the who said what and the facts all day long but IGA acting like a crazed ex girlfriend should really prove beyond any doubt what's really going on here.
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Lets be honest you may have pretended to work for a month or two a few years ago.

You are unemployable and soon the bills will pile up and you will have no where to live. Society is going to kick you arse soon and i simply cannot wait.
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I temporarily classified the Wicked Wings, popcorn chicken and large chips as not goyslop.
It was only temporary. They are goyslop again from now on.
The wings were good today.

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