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The NEETs are wanting a moofie night and are getting vocal. Cruisey's silly Harry Potter joke wont cut it for long and wombo had better get his act together before trouble comes to the bored.
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Why not drop in to one of my cellars and pick up some sweets and crisps to go with you film tonight? I recommend a hard liquor in a glass flask to go with your entertainment, we sell wide mouth bottles that can be used for handy relief so you dont need to leave your seat during the show.
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Desire to goon rising. Just can't be fucked living anymore. 3 days on the wagon is good enough
Better luck next week
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Have done so.

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Yes and yes.
I thought it might be slow going because the road was closed for most of today due to somebody having a stroke and crashing into somebody else this mording. But it was fine.
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Had half a Dr Ooonga pepperoni pidser for dinner and a single serve of tiramisu and a peach and pineapple fruit cup thingo for pudding.
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Taylor Swift is a soulless industry plant who's a perfect symbol of the clown hell globohomo world we live in being the daughter of billionaire bankers. This no talent, unremarkable, autistic cunt has been shoved desperately into her fame and shilled like a North Korean dictator to the point that low functioning women and retards revere her because their porn screens tell them to. A complete evil icon of the backwards fucked reality of the modern day where nothing is real or good anymore.

You look at past music icons. Elvis, Beatles, Nirvana, etc... they were all working class that came from virtually nowhere. Yet this fucking cunt has been a fraud and a plant since day one. Every song sounds the exact same and is the exact same four cord progression of basic bitch shit designed to highlight her mediocre voice. And this little Soros cultivated shabbos nigger and her disgusting family have spent the last decade plus desperately using every trick and level of power possible to further shove this no good fucking cunt down our throats purely for the narcissism of this fucking cunt and now to enact evil globohomo kikery.

Now this stupid anti-male cunt is being used to destroy the last bastions of masculinity while pushing politics and normalizing Pfizer death shots in this complete sham of a relationship with some faggot gorilla nigger beard in a completely fake relationship the jew media is doing their best to shit all over everyone. All leading up to this fucking fake cunt piece of shit endorsing Biden and the kike media turning the next election into Taylor Vs. Trump since their fucking faggot is so pathetic. And then we get another four years of intensified clown hell because of this fucking no good evil cunt with narcissistic talentless billionaire’s daughter post wall continued to shit all over us by jew media...
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Oh, I remember you driving to my house
In the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh
When you know you're 'bout to cry
And I know your favorite songs
And you tell me 'bout your dreams
Think I know where you belong
Think I know it's with me

Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along, so why can't you see?
You belong with me
Standing by and waiting at your back door
All this time, how could you not know, baby?
You belong with me, you belong with me
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Ironed a polo. Absolutely infuriating activity. Felt like I was just creasing it more as I moved the thing around. 
Every time I do it I'm almost in tears from the anger and frustration. Its like the fabric is just yelling at me telling me I'm a mong. 
Anyway it came out half decent, needs more practice but even the collar looked acceptable.
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Roast Lamb just finished. Cutting off the crunchy endbits  and pouring the juice back over them. If you only knew the flavour of this town.
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I like how there is no reason for the $5 for 7 standoes bargain bin plonk to be in frame but he put it there deliberately lol.
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> overloaded the washer
You wash shirts with a washing machine and accuse others from being from bad homes. Clearly your mail order bride step-mother didn't train you properly.
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> the based one's photographs
I was thinking of using photos of IGA to make AI images of him as a little boy. Does this sound like a good hobby?
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its ok to wash shirts and shirts only, whites and colours separated on a short cycle with low spin. hung up on hangers to dry, buttoned up on a sunny day, they should come out ironed. 

FFS lets not fox berry shall we ?
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> fox berry
I find it funny how you are still salty about that. Evidently your 10k of HECS debt failed to teach you the common knowledge that foxes are omnivores.
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He has lied multiple times about what he drinks. It is one of those things like the bicycle helmet wearing. He is too retarded to not expose himself.
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Which is a shame. Keegan has been mostly quiet this week. He humiliated himself with the samefagging a few threads ago and didn't like the whole board calling him out on it. Very embarrassing.
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That doesn't even make sense. You are too embarrassed to admit you couldn't leave this place. You couldn't leave the board and kept coming back to spam it. Very sad to see your mental health decline like this, Keegan.
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And the Weber’s gonna Web, Web, Web, Web, Web
And the Trevor’s gonna Trev, Trev, Trev, Trev, Trev
Rape the dog, rape the dog
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it always gets ridiculously dusty underneath my bed, I don't know why, maybe the dust is from me as I spend most my time near it.
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much more relaxed after lifting weights, to any insomniac neets I recommend doing some weight training during the day or evening to help sleep
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yq2jJLswL8I

The smoke clears out and he's been awakened
He said this life could be mine for the takin'
She needs a drink so she starts shakin'
And played the victim 'til his heart starts breakin'
No real tears 'cause she don't mean it
This landscape used to be so scenic
And he could make it out if he could dream it
Risin' up from the ash, he's a phoenix
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That twitter space went from pure white nationalism to mental anti-vaxxer WEF chicks and some wogs who love immigrants because they 'work hard' 
Women shouldn't be allowed in politics
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Told the Peruvian I was a fascista that hates gays. Wasn't impressed but she came around after I mentioned pedos and trannies
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up, dressed, mondstered (pipeline punch)
waiting for motherbat to cook my breakkyie
then gonna walk sweetie
taking a frying pan with us to try and collect a piss sample
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but being an obese pig with asthma and sleep apnoea, and old and needing to piss twice during the night, the number of hours of real sleep is debatable
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> old and needing to piss twice during the night
You're not old, you have diabetes. Get those blood tests done. Get a CPAP for the sleep apnoea. Sort yourself out.
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I am watching Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation. It is my new anime.
It is about a 34 year old NEET who is hit by a car and dies and then he wakes up reincarnated as a baby in a fantasy world.
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Other antinutrients present in faba bean include trypsin inhibitors, which have a crystalline globulin structure and retard growth in mammals and chickens by causing pancreatic hypertrophy [100]. It has been shown that the presence of trypsin inhibitors during digestion inhibits the activity of enzymes such as trypsin, chymotrypsin, and pancreatic enzymes, hence reducing the digestion and absorption of protein.
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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/gross-reason-taylor-swift-seats-were-abandoned-for-two-hours/news-story/bd8d6e7f281837a3053f3d184106aaa3
> Gross pictures have emerged showing the aftermath of a “drunk man” who vomited on and around the seats of people waiting to hear Taylor Swift at last night’s Melbourne show.
> News.com.au understands people seated in the area were waiting up to two hours for the mess to be cleaned up.
big chunder dunder
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motherbat is labouring under the impression that the vet will test that piss this morning and let her know
she wont let me drink alcohol until we've been back
they'll be out of pepper pies by she realises the vet did her dirty
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-16/alexei-navalny-reported-dead-russian-prison/103479214
What's the verdict, NEETs?
Did Putin have him killed?
Did the Ukranians organise it?
Medical episode?
Totally random?
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* never heard of the guy before today
* he was already in jail serving a long sentence, why would putin bother to have him killed?
* thank god western liberals never use the justice system to persecute their political enemies
* note how loyalists just started insisting navalny had been murdered without the slightest bit of evidence
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> why would putin bother to have him killed?


> Russia’s next election is likely to put Putin in power for longer than anyone since Peter the Great
https://theconversation.com/russias-next-election-is-likely-to-put-putin-in-power-for-longer-than-anyone-since-peter-the-great-220496
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I've heard the guy was mostly irrelevant. I think it'd be like Palmer going to prison or something. Going on a hunger strike in a Russian prison in the arctic seems like a pretty easy way to die though. It wouldn't surprise me if it was all just natural.
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The windows ones mostly seem to be bigshot billionaires and the like. I reckon this Navalny thing was probably a bit more indirect in that they allowed him to die.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/i-feel-too-fat-for-sex-but-my-wife-says-she-doesnt-care/news-story/72c0fda9bb9b00461131b8f6d9f47c8b
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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/hook-ups-break-ups/all-the-best-robert-irwin-splits-from-girlfriend-rorie-buckey/news-story/95ff0d547891f4a6902038b052a40eb9
I knew he was gay. Evidently she got tired of waiting for him to pork her.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/appalled-shopper-shares-photo-of-defiled-tim-tam-packet-in-coles/news-story/7900afc3547b21b212d497046542c1d0
Rats or a hungry exec?
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I saw a pair of teenage girls eating a hot chook straight out the bag in the bad home Coles once. They were discarding the bones all around the shop as they went.
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once she finishes prepping the beef and red wine casserole I demanded for tonight's dinner, I'll give her my bag of dirty washing
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Mr Weber Esquire trusted me with his postal address which is more to be said about than (You)

Postponed going to the shops until tomorrow. Doing the washing and eating lamb cold cuts. Weather turned from shit to fine so i am getting hyped for an afternoon ride.
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The BEAN plan has moved into the second phase. We're moving BEAN by the kilo now, police can't stop the BEAN supply, fat packs and black gats.
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She just walked past the toilet and said “Jesus, it smells like something crawled up your arse and died”
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> trusted me with his postal address
And? I don't imagine webby is afraid of a fat middle aged man who doesn't have the money to even make it to Adelaide.
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Drank 4 hard solos.
Finishing off the bottle of wine that donated a cup to tonight's casserole.
Will have another with the casserole itself.
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> another
Bottle? 
I'm having 2 bottles tonight, and that's all. Had 2 bottles and got excited last night, went and got a 6 pack of victor bravos. 
Taxation (24) is feeling ok.
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It sounds like twitter might not be good for Monk. He never saw a rabbit hole he didn't want to fall into.
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All this Taylor Swift stuff everywhere.
I thought it would be over with the superbowl but now she is here.
Makes me wonder if life is a simulation. Something feels unnatural about it all.
The seppos could feel it too. They thought it might be a CIA op. I think it might go even deeper.
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There probably hasn't been this level of hysteria over a musical act since The Beatles.
Maybe Michael Jackson at the height of his fame.
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> Donald Trump fined over $500 million in fraud case
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-17/donald-trump-fined-over-500-million-in-fraud-case/103480604

> Putin Says Russia Prefers Biden to Trump Because He’s ‘More Predictable’
https://time.com/6695182/putin-russia-joe-biden-donald-trump-preference/
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Possum was one of the people in the movie theatre who thought the train was really coming at the screen
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African American male "pick up artist" guru goes to Albania to pick up hot Eastern European girls; but all he ended up getting is called a "Nigger" constantly and people wanted him to leave the premises and country.
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During covid when I was wanking from home I remarked once that I need a new chair because I'd spilled some protein shake on mine and my boss goes "yeah sure, protein shake"
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Weber: https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fitness/weight-loss/youre-not-going-to-be-back-next-year-wakeup-call-that-sparked-aussie-dads-70kg-weight-loss/news-story/6b17028abae51e0f45f1beb726c6c6f3
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What a wild uber ride. Got the beers and then he asked if he could go to maccas. Just because of the audacity I said yes, then he drove over a divider in the carpark, couldn't find the drive thru, and was asking me about house prices relative to their distance from major shopping centers. Then went on a spiel about how Indians are 'chill' because they 'go with the flow' when the power goes out. 
I hate them so much
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Yes I know and in my previous travels I have presented myself as such. The 'enlightened Everyman', friend of the proletariat, bogan intellectual. Very cringe as I reflect on it. Will make those dirty browns bow before me in future.
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If only he knew!
> This Is Why Tesla’s Stainless Steel Cybertrucks May Be Rusting
https://www.wired.com/story/this-is-why-teslas-stainless-steel-cybertrucks-may-be-rusting/
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> showing Navalny's recognition among the Russian population at 55%. Out of all voters, 2% would "definitely" and 7% "perhaps" vote for him in the presidential election

Yup, next president of russia for sure.
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might get back on the vidya, because I don't care about anything anymore and am satisfied to self destruct
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Took Motherbat to the Middleton Hotel for lunch. I had a chiggen parmi and she had the roast pork. Drove about Port Elliot for a bit and then back to Victor. Stopped for ice cream at the Yilki Deli. I had a tropical Frosty Fruit and she had an original Magnum. Drove up the bluff and then back home. Having a stdout.
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so tired today, can see myself getting back on the paranormal videos rather than doing anything productive
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Might fry onions in some butter and curry powder, mix it with rice and fried eggs into a big bowl of slop.
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Stannigger must be mad as hell  stuck in his hovel box  on such a nice day without the petrol to go anywhere nice…. Fucking the absolute state of the cunt…..
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Is keegan out of petrol? No wonder he loves having an eeb. He can just steal bosslady's electricity to run it.
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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
> Donald Trump’s golden $399 shoes sell out immediately
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/donald-trumps-golden-399-shoes-sell-out-immediately/news-story/4cb8465a0992f96b97636bd5bcc4977d
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If I ever say I'm going to buy another white mondster please stop me. I give you permission to use force.
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When I went to go to bed I moved my pillows and something black raced off down the side of the mattress. I think it was a spider. Moved the bed a bit but couldn’t find it.
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That was a good twitter space. I spoke at length about homosexuality as a parophilia and how the stolen generation was a good thing
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Did your Dad used to put spiders into a plastic container when you were a kid? I'd be more of a spatular death kind of Dad I reckon
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Failed YouTube wagon. Head full of trash, advertisements, shills, lies, properganda.
YouTube wagon is very hard.
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Women should have guns for shooting niggers although ideally there would be no niggers to shoot in the first place.
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We are also doing the hard yards with psychological research here. 
Half black half Asian women will study our posts in 100 years to discern classical Australian incel-conservatism, I'm sure
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Would like to have an infant baby. Think it would be very cute. Nice to watch as their neck muscles strengthen and they can hold their head up. Look at women in public ogling me when I carry them. Watching vlogs of new Dads and it seems incredibly wholesome. 
Sad that women don't want this
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Dunno. I am paid by somebody else.
The IT manager there was talking about the new optioned up Volvo SUV he had just purchased on Friday, so I think he is doing alright.
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Normies will go heavily into penury to attain a level of accoutrements (and this includes middle management jerbs), that they see as symbolic, somehow, of success and wealth but its mummery in the end as they build their sand castles in comfort and faux opulence.
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Why would anyone want to go into middle management beyond HR?
I have heard experiences of people avoiding it because they hate that it's mostly managing people and often de-attached from their previous responsibilities.
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Why would you go into HR? you are drawing lines in the sand; this guy is desk jockey loser but i'm okay because my cubicle is on this side of the office. Only the peon with a hoe in his hand has the grace of god.

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