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 >>/821227/
I am concerned about the micro-agressive language of : Behavioural restraint management program. 

I think the new BO needs to check his privilige, after all, where is the power balance in favor of here?
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 >>/821594/
You did this last time with ChickenDinner. No one cares you whiney nigger. You really are obnoxious, this is why you keep getting treated like this. Even imissfather gave up on you in the end.
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 >>/821608/
A few years ago I'd see it every few weeks where as now it is about a dozen girls a day. I wonder how this can keep escalating? Will they just walk around topless?
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I know, I've been caught twice in the last two days. 
Is that you Davo? Greater Webby Territory is bad for it. 
One was with her mum and the mum was looking at me like I was in the wrong for noticing half inch nipples in my face.
There's an advert on cruise for the talk show they have at 6pm. 
The lady has callers calling in answering what they would do if they caught someone perving on their daughter. One lady calls men who look 'predators', and another says she'd give them the stink eye.
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I look down at my feet whenever I'm out. I don't stare at anybody. It is a miracle I even get where I'm going.
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Java neet continues. Progress is slow, but the triangle has evolved into a cube, representing the player, which can hover over a piece of terrain, which looks exactly like debicki for some reason. I should finish the full game system tomorrow.
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Nah I know Odilii personally and we DM all the time on the channel for hacker mods and big names. He knows that Weber keeps fucking up letting any retard take the wheel. Time and again this is a big problem for the board.
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I and Monk woke up on a bus going north east from Lagos after being convinced to join a private militia to slaughter Boko Haram members but found out it was ISWAP and they weren't going to pay us in hashish and concubines so we jumped out of the truck and followed the Benue until we got to Cameroon and were picked up by some Chinese investors looking at tin and bauxite deposits then we had to make a run for it once we got to Dubai on their jet because one of their daughters instagram feed showed her in a SFW pose with us Eiffel Towering her and what looked like a white powder caterpillars on both our Burt Reynolds moustaches once.
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NEETs I have decided I will not make any formal changes to the rules.
It would be good if NEETs stopped posting naked links, but there will be no punishment if you do.
As for the other thing, it will not be a new rule but anyone playing dumb unfunny games trying to confuse people into mixing up NEET identities may be told to stop.
I have spoken.
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Do I need to take action on the NEETs who falsely claim titles of nobility?
NK earned his title but these other two seem to be the lowest caste of peasant - both shit handlers - and are calling themselves Lords.
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 >>/821691/
No, they don't care if you look. Many of them will smile if they see you. They wouldn't do it if they didn't want the attention. They aren't merely going braless, they choose tops to show off their tits.
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I remember cruisey when he had that literal dog and pony show touring the hills in his commer van with the horse float he slept in next to this mangy horse he said he could make it count for a small change dono which kept him and his mongrel bitch in cheap wine and pal.
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 >>/821703/
No not at all I just think it is very funny that when it gets said the chorus of nuro iga tiffin nuro iga tiffin nuro iga tiffin stops every time.
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Mash spuds and bacon has been made for later, it was very tempting  to have a plateful with bbq sauce now.
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Why would I care which nameless NEET that Weber gave up his passwords to? That useless bastard has fucked us all for the next six months until the current drooling retard gets a neuron firing and figures out this dump is a lost cause. Really you'd have to be not connected to reality to think being the BO was a good idea. At least Monk-ey was hardcore about being a loser, the current version is more of a wimp.
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I walked in the front door and there was a pram in a box. FRM said it got delivered to the wrong address and will be getting collected by the owner shortly. I was somewhat confused when I first saw it.
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 >>/821636/
You gotta know I'll never be down with what you pulled in Angola, even though we walked away from a hopless situation 10/10 would sell you out to the first journalist that comes around, even if you end up in The Hague.
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There was a proper gooner at IGA. Slow walker, shaky old voice, buying a 12 pack of rum and cokes. Scary.
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Day 4 of hiding out under webers floorboards. I was hoping to find valuable intel on his cybersecurity side project but so far all I've heard is farts and harrumphing
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There comes a time in every NEETs life when he just has to delete 1000 threads.
Only the NEET Elite will ever know such joys.
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I reckon every thread should just be auto-deleted when a new one is made. Our culture and lore should be developed by the soul of transitory posts, not curated and archived for the plebians to study.
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I wonder what I would do if someone told me they were some sort of gender freak and gave me they/them pronouns or something similar.
I think it would depend on the context and if it was safe to insult them. I would like to insult them, but if they were someone you would have to see all the time, or if you would get in trouble at school or work, or if insulting them would embarrass a friend or family member of yours, you might have to bite your tongue.
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The footy streams have been good last two days. No glitches, no lag. Hope it holds for the season.

Voss is on steroids. A lot of these former players are getting on the gear.
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An interesting little story going on in Sydney today.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13134069/Sydney-shooting-man-shot-Castlereagh-Street.html

> A 77-year-old man has been rushed to hospital after he was shot inside a law firm building in Sydney's CBD. 
> The man was shot in the groin by another man, aged 79, in the building on Castlereagh Street, at 12.50pm on Wednesday.

I wonder what the story here is. I bet it is some cringe boomer sex thing.
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 >>/821827/
By having it back when they were easier to get. Lots of old men have guns they aren't legally permitted to because they'd hand in their .22 but not their SLR and .38 revolver etc.
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Yes we have never had a NEET who admits to being from Sydney, but that doesn't mean there isn't one. Some NEETs play their cards close to their chests.
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Hollywood cant help itself.

> The X-Files Returns? Black Panther Director Ryan Coogler Eyes ‘Diverse’ Reboot of Classic Sci-Fi Series
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 >>/821884/
Well.
1. It doesn't matter anymore. We solved what needed to be solved.
2. IRC is Internet Relay Chat. Endchan has in IRC room on Rizon, the link to the room is on the navbar at the top of the page. You can open it, give a username and log in.
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I forgot to tear one of the rice satchels before microwaving it. It exploded at the side. Rice spilled out.
Sounded like a bomb going off.
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the heatwaves are over, starting tomorrow it's finally time to get on the wagon and turn my life around
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really got to get organised about having two youtube accounts - one for all the technical channels, and another for all the history channels that I watch at night while trying to fall asleep. Also need to give up youtube.
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> tape
I was happier in the tape days. Instant access to everything now but get less enjoyment from it than a trip to the video store back in the day.
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There was a big drama on the r/afl subreddit today.
The top moderator apparently liked "transphobic" tweets and when the other moderators "called him out" on it he unmodded them.
The revolters claimed he unmodded all the "femme" moderators, which I thought was a weird way of saying all the female ones, but I learned later it probably means trannies.
Anyway, he stepped down as mod and all the trannies are back.
Everyone was laughing at the deposed top mod because they looked at his comment history and he is a massive simp for some e-thot and posts cringe replies to all her posts. I might go take a screenshot and attach it. Fucking cringe. You Olive NEETs should take note.
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This thot he simps for looks okay to be fair. There are some nudes at this link. Much better than Olive.

https://simpcity.su/threads/lilfakegamer.32282/
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> Everyone was laughing at the deposed top mod because they looked at his comment history and he is a massive simp for some e-thot and posts cringe replies to all her posts
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> deal with them
I just avoid them.
I don't order from Domino's any more since I went into the store and saw Indians everywhere. They were sending the whites out as drivers I did not know Pajeet was making the pizzas.
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Remember watching some doco of the American/Iraq war. There was a scene where a sandnigger offered his left hand to a seppo soldier, but the latter knew what was up and refused to shake hands.
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Ancient men captured his neighbors and sold them into slavery for beautiful copper bracelets, meanwhile you share every penny with gf and squander wealth on entire extended family…YOU ARE GAY!
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 >>/821963/
yeah, I try avoid them when I'm out anyway, I always buy disinfectant spray and air refresher for repellent, I currently live near the city, in room accommodation, flatmates are Indians and international students, fucking real estate agents are the scum of the earth, jewed me.
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Should've made potat salad days ago. Fresh (expensive) herbs rotting away in the fridge. 4(four) dollars more for the Aussie bacon. ROT PIG ROT.
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My veges also rotting away. My plant intake this month has been exclusively pickles. 
I have been buying cucumber for the past 4+ months but haven't eaten a slice. There's always next week
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 >>/821970/
Nah, I only go for expensive female escorts, Poojeetas only interested in white Caucasian dudes, The Pajeets seethe so much about it, it's funny.
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I heard that a big frog drank all the goon once so the boongs and the other animals all got together and speared the fuck out of frog and then he turned into an echidna.
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Just called the cops to report a car that's been dumped on my street and the recording asked me to like the cops on facebook when I finish my call.
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Got a haircut from the barber recommended to me by one of you, the lebs next to Coles. 
Ripped off, $40 for a shaved head.
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"Good Morning, Vietnam is a 1987 American war comedy film written by Mitch Markowitz and directed by Barry Levinson"
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Got a letter confirming I opted out of the smart meter and saying that if they really wanted to they would put one in anyway. 

Might go for a walk and look for Tiffin.
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@Weber

I wanna stand with you on a mountain
I wanna bathe with you in the sea
I want to live like this forever
Until the sky falls down on me
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"Safcol Smoked Mussels in Oil are delicious, premium quality mussels naturally smoked for the finest freshness & flavour.Safcol Smoked Mussels are perfect to serve as an appetiser."

> Product of China

"Coles Mussels In Oil 85 Gram delicious on their own or try on a slice of white bread with a few drops of lemon juiceAll Coles Own Brand seafood, whether farmed or wild caught, must meet our responsible sourcing standards. At Coles, responsibly sourced seafood means that the farms and fisheries have been independently certified or assessed to help mitigate potential environmental risks including impacts on surrounding ecosystems, illegal and unregulated fishing, and overfishing of stocks related to seafood sourcing and production of Coles Own Brand product"

> Made in China

"Coles Cooked Mussel Meat 500g. Responsibly sourced plump and tender mussles, cooked and shelled for your convenience. Simply thaw and heat. Packed with protein and omega 3."

> Product of Chile

"Cooked Green Shell Mussels Water Sugar Acidity Regulator (E260) Salt"

> Produce of New Zealand
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@Weber

Oh, my love, it's you that I dream of
Oh, my love, since that day
Somewhere in my heart I'm always
Dancing with you in the summer rain
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ok, smoothie consumed, the restorative powers of salad and frozen berries on a neet whose main diet is chocolate and chips can be amazing
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Lake Mega Chad was named after Ibn Al CruZebediah and Al Shareef MonKunta when they led a caravan there for the salt mines which was bartered for with Yemeni frankincense traders once.
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The frankincense was ordained as property of the Holy See and compensated in stocks in Portuguese merchant ships. 
The story about them playing the Portuguese against the VOC and making fake shekels is a story for another time.
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If it's the goon doctor show him/her the standard sheet and talk about your fines. Specifically get him/her to write something like a letter to help you get out of them.
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Dear police, my patient was so fucking GOONED he had no idea he was driving down the wrong side of the highway. Please excuse waive his fines or he won't be able to continue drunk driving to Dan's.
--Dr Pajeet
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Have ignored a call from my Mum and a call from a random mobile number today. Will start my real life tomorrow.
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That's one of the trade triangles.
Rum from England to Africa.
Slaves from Africa to the Caribbean.
Sugar from Caribbean to England.
Rum from England...
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Something I've learnt recently is that cassava is from the new world but is now one of the biggest staples in Africa. 
I thought it was native to Africa.
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They found Portuguese coins on some island up the top. I think Solomon islands...
Those kinds of Europeans.. Again. 
That didn't click until now. 
Might've been Torres straight islands.
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The cargo cults in the islands wave to ships because their mythos says that their grandfather's came on them and took the sacred sisters. 
We'll be back, tomorrow, doable is one of the traditional songs they sing.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-29/ex-detainee-charged-with-sex-offences-high-court/103527968
Classic
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> 20 years ago I used to stay up all night in my bedroom playing counterstrike
> now I stay up all night watching youtube and imageboards
Where did it all go so wrong?
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I'm thinking of putting a monitor on my fridge door and have the Dan .gif play over and over and it'll be just like walking into one of his warm and inviting service centres.
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I saw a thing in the news today that said boiling tap water removes 90% of microplastics. 
It didn't explain where they go. 
Maybe we breathe them in and that's the healthiest way to consume coal tar bi products.
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There was an awkward period where they tried the first of those electronic/projector whiteboards at my school. They were smaller and got pushed around on these awkward mobile conference stand things. They were shit of course
I've heard that school now just all use chromebooks and students can just google the answers to things
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I remember them, with the 45° glass thing. 
I think we had a sign out book/pass.
It was a big deal if you got to go to the library to bring it back to the classroom.
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I was reading that Weber's new car probably has acceleration noises pumped through the cabin speakers to give you that race car feel.
I did not mention it at the time as I did not want to sound like I was shitting on his new car. I did not want to sound jealous like Fat Elvis Monk.
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I guess that NEET must have jumped.
The poor blighter should have just come out of the closet.
How many of our best and brightest young poofter NEETs die like this before society becomes understanding?
Woe, too many such cases.
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 >>/822286/
Same. 
My New Years resolution to get my life together didn't go as planned. 
I'm gonna change my lifestyle tomorrow with the start of the new month.
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NEET Council Announcement
Due to Webers abscence all the NEETs are asked to spank themselves about the buttocks with a paddle for several minutes before entering the Council Chambers tonight.
That will be all.
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Do we have any idea what happened to webby? Did he OD on pepper pies after the whizzers drove him over the edge?
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Went to my neighbour's for a chat and a cobbee and she had a shirt on with holes showing her side boob I tried not to look but saw her flabby side boob now I feel violated because she’s like 55
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Extremely. 
Talking about the movement from Baghdad to Spain.
And the expulsions sending the Ashkenazi further East (this is the anti Khazar theory).
Might be a counter story, if they came from Khazaria, then the ones doing libels in western Europe were someone else.
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I think Cruisey and Posso have kidnapped Weber and are getting him addicted to heroin to stop him releasing the details of their illegal mong smuggling operations.
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It was the smack that got Cruisey in the end. I remember when he was just a junior in the office, running errands and passing messages, but the union had a lot of guys in gaol and most of them were there because of the hard drugs coming off the ships. Cruisey had this thing where he would get on the bus to Long Bay and chuck tennis balls full of H over the walls to the tattooed, junk addicted painters and dockers heavies. It was inevitiable that he started skimming, the fool, and that led to him doing a Geographical lifestyle detox, which is where I found him. Camping in vancant lots and scamming bogans in the Adelaide hills with his counting horse act. The rest you know.
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I played a game years ago that was like a text only civ sort of game.
One of the random events was jewish migration which you could accept or reject.
If you let them in you made about 25% more money on trade but your corruption went up so fast that after a few years you would lose money.
Cannot remember the name of thae game.
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After the Tucker Carlson interview a Russian journalist made another one about the first with Putin.
Putin quoted Blinken, who said his great-great-grandfather had to flee from Russia because of the pogroms. Putin said this is documented in Russian archives, that this forefather of Blinken moved to Kiev, where he lived some, then left in 1904. So - asks Putin - does Blinken agree that Ukraine did not exist in 1904? Also were those Russians who did the pogroms in Kiev and the rest of the region which was South-West Russia back then?
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=lCa_HYYHx_8
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Cossacks.
This how it went:
Jewish tavern keepers watered the drinks so the cossacks built up tabs too thigh. After a while they got enough, and instead of paying their bills they opted with killing the barkeep instead.
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Almost shat myself eating the nuggets. Could've been the dressing made yesterday though. Regardless I'll be eating the rest of the box anyways.
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Welcome to ausneets we’re here to smash durries and sink froffies cunt!
Ozzy ozzy ozzy oi oi oi!
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Traffic fines, smart meters, mystery prams, harrumphing, censored directory paths, Java cubes and Portugese colonialism, for fuck sake...
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Can’t sleep
Probably gonna end up skipping the mong doc psychologist appointment 
Why am I even going to see some woman psych guru in the first place
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you should read Two hundred years together by Alexander Solzhenytsin. The amount of jews directly affected by pogroms is very small and inflated over time.
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Probably won't be back in time for the end of the thread, so I'm deputising one of you neets to be the choppah poster. This is big responsibility, don't blow it.
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You might have dry eyes when I was at the optometrist a few months ago they mentioned I was starting to  get that, watery, sore and can also be crusty bits as well. They said to use Systane Ultra drops a few times a day, helped me, I got some from Coles about 12 dollars  or so.
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"Long term goals are to ban same sex marriage (never should have been legalized) and trans will be illegal. Yes illegal. I will also exile all Jews."
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it restores the PH balance of your eyes naturally. They sting like hell and then you get relief in a couple of seconds. That other shit is basically lubricant, it doesnt fix the underlying problem. Once again the experts you go to for help, are neither helpful or expert.
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I'm reading a book that is not very good but there is one character that calls everything bastard buggery and it makes me laugh whenever he says it.
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I have not been to a movie theatre since Nolan's third Batman movie.
I was thinking of going to see Dune 2 but I don't think I would enjoy the experience.
I will just wait for the torrent.
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I found a few lists that seem to agree on which ones were decent and i've been going off that.
It is a pity when franchises get watered down like that, you get generic books from people who don't really know the setting.
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I look the books up on goodreads and see the rating. It is usually pretty accurate.
A woman has never written a good Star Wars book but they keep commissioning them.
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There is a cam version of Dune 2 out but I don't think I want to see it that badly.
It would probably be a mistake to ruin the experience by watching such a poor quality version.
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Womboflix will be playing Dune 2 the day it comes out on torrent, but I don't expect that for a while. We will also run Dune 1 the week before.

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