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How often do you bully and cheat and sneak, NEETs?
What treats do you give yourself when you get away with it? Whores, Smokes, Goons or Drugz? Lets Make a list of /ausneets/ approved bad ass rewards
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My parcel is on board for delivery. I am tempted to leave a note on the door asking the postie to knock loudly this time so I don't end up having to go to the ghetto post office again to collect it.

But he might take seeing that sort of note as rude.
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I dont' remember. There was a lot of stuff in there. Wicked wings, original recipe, tendies, nuggets, chops, potato and gravy, popcorn chicken, some sort of schnitzel...
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Macca's big salads are ridiculously expensive! $11.65 each, meal options from $17. It's as if they don't want you to eat healthy food...
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might create a business and app called mong hire, where losers with no friends can hire a mong to go with them to the movies or wherever so strangers will presume that they are mong herders whose job it is to take a mong to the movies.
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Duno how far I want to go with re-learning these phasors for frequency circuits. Its kinda comfy tho, just useless.
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Its an abstract maths method of dealing with AC electricity in wires going through capacitors and stuff. NEETs with scopes know what I'm talking about.
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What if weber has suddenly passed away? Has anyone checked the news? I hope he has left a deadman switch to say his goodbyes
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We've fallen down the ranking table neets.
Not enough pictures of pidgeon, I need you to pump up those pigeons
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its the beginning of the end. Possum, 10K, Abseil NEET, Hobo NEET, Postie bike NEET, Weber, Tiffin; They all left this sinking ship for safer shores.
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Pogroms werent really genocides, more mass murders or ethnic cleansings. The jews gave it a name but it overwhelmingly happened between tribes of whites, in Evropa. When it did happen to jews, it was usually because of long simmering resentment over the jews usual tricks of usury, enslavement of whites, blood libel i.e. child sacrifice, well poisoning etc... Official Russian totals of jews either killed or injured over three centuries amount to somewhere north of 400.
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Duno how jew kids factor into it. Probably just normal upbringing but a focus on academic and religious training in hebrew if they're gonna be jew priests and yiddish if they're just expected to be normal. Probably the bright ones get selected to go into the orthodox streams and get psyopped into the evil slowly. I'm sure the jews have all this shit dialled in.
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Have we ever had a jew obsessed NEET that didn't also shit his pants?
Serious question, The two seem to go together.
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There's a brown praying mantis on the fence. Must be pretty hot in the sun. 
Thinking about vertebrate skin suits for people.
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At leat you thought about it. 
To have a vertebrate skin suit would mean that your brain and organs could unzip your skin and evacuate your skeletal system.
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Coudln't make my phone call. Ended up eating chocolate and playing vidya for hours instead. Disgusted with myself.
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I am just trying to understand what has happened. There were people speculating that he had passed away after a meth bender at an airforce base.
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Feeling woed beyond belief. Heading home. Terrible case of tfw no gf feels. Feeling awful thinking about the lack of direction and purpose in life. Not going to drink.
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Keep eating freddo frogs. They have become my favorite neet treat. Something about the shape of the chocolate gives it exactly the right taste experience.
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There's no popcorn chicken included with the $10 fill-up box. That NEET was too ashamed to admit buying a Maxi box of it for an extra $9.95.
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Checked my bank account - kfc charged me $10 for lunch. I got a small box of popcorn chicken in there. Maybe it was an accident. Maybe the drive thru qt has the hots for me. Maybe it was the universe trying to make up for all the ways its fucked me over in the past.
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https://www.therealmccaul.com/products/solid-leather-mens-belt-38mm-double-keeper-cognac?variant=32386598338639
I went with the antique brass hardware. The double keeper is perhaps a tad over the top but oh well.
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I went with 36" since I wear 34" trousers.
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Thinking of making shepherd's pie floaters. Pastry and pea soup made from scratch. Meat sauce just cheap lamb mince and veggies.
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 >>/822803/
Not really. Told me to download an app, make a list of shameful things I've done / caused in the past due to boongery, stuff like that. 
Told me that I was very cognizant of my own behavioural patterns, addictive cycles, gabanergic withdrawal and kindling, etc. 
Too arrogant to be convinced of something. Need love of woman or prisoner of war camp to fix broken heada
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> download an app
What the fuck. Can't even talk to someone without downloading a fucking app?
Tell her neither Freud nor Jung needed fukken apps and she should shove it up to her vaginer.
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11 acquired. This will be my final drink for the next 6 months. For *real* this time! As soon as I turned my car on my last working headline blew so I had to drive there in the dark. I thought it was another divine sign but ignored it. 

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I have been meaning to make a shame list for a while now. Will end up being more of a compendium of stories really. 

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It's an app called Reframe, used by addicts to track the days since they last used and gives you writing prompts for how you feel and shit like that. 
I already track my alcohol abuse in a spreadsheet but I'll give a go anyway. 
The mong doc lady also pissed herself laughing when I told her I made a graph of last years standards. Data driven boongery.
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The right way for monk to get his little problem under control is to buy fancier, more expensive beverages. This way he will be forced to drink less or just go broke lol.
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Standing by and waiting at your back door
All this time, how could you not know, baby?
You belong with me, you belong with me
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Has anyone used grammarly? 
I'm opposed to it on principle (being a literary genius myself) but would like to see how it analyses my tone, particularly in a corporate e-mail context.
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I'm amazed how shit the music on both sides of the Russo-Ukrainian war is. Donbass is with Us is a banger but the majority of them are shit.
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all these squares make a triangle
all these squares make a triangle
all these squares make a triangle
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..in 1859 there were 347 male Jews in the town. A Jew, Charles Dyte, took a leading part in the diggers' revolt in 1854 (known as the Eureka Stockade) against unjust government licensing. Later he became mayor of Ballarat.

On the Jews again. 
Interesting bits about early Zionist movements and Myer. He had to run away to America for a bit because he divorced and then married a gentile. 

https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/site-search?q=Australia

Tasmania almost got rid of them, once.
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scratching my balls while in full view of the window and any passerbyes outside. In my comfy zone, nothing worries me.
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I have a wool blanket over my mattress protector but below my bottom sheet of my bed. I hung it on the line after about a year of use and I'm absolutely disgusted by the hair and dust that has come off it. I've been shaking it here and there and lots of dust falls of it. I'm going to leave it for a few more hours in the hope the wind and sun help clean it a bit. Any tips on it? Should I wash it in the machine?
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It needs a beating with something while hanging.
Get as much off before putting it in a machine, otherwise the machine will be "washing" it in a mud slurry.
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Google the car, silly.
Also in case you don't know this: Do not handle the glass part of the new bulbs. The oil on your fingers will cloud them the first time they get hot.
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My Grandfather had a cheese tree. It grew cheese slices. All you had to do was pick them and put them in plastic.
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I'm so glad monk got on the wagon today and is riding out of failuretown, I was worried he wasn't gonna make it
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Hey fellas!
In about an hour - at 7pm AEDT - streaming Shaolin Soccer.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Until then:
HMS Victory - The Total Guide (All Parts)
Documentary, 3d animation (not anime).
And something because it's a bit less than an hour long.
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I've finished William Gibson's Pattern Recognition. It's set in the early 2000s, back in the era of pilates, hotmail and web forums, an age I sorely miss and mostly missed out on. In spite of Gibson's name being synonymous with cyberpunk, it's not a cyberpunk story, and is instead about the world of advertising, filmmaking, fashion, and the internet. It also commits a cardinal sin for a novel - it's boring.
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Like that neet who posted before, I have huge problems just forcing myself to do anything, especially anything important.
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Got asked to meet a client, who cant give directions.
Lost in the greater tea tree area.
Apparently theyre walking here to find me, but I dont know where here is.
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I tried to open a twitter account but the verification email never appeared in my protonmail inbox.
I asked for them to send it again and checked the spam folder. Nothing.
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Caught sight of a stream of star like objects flying by overhead. My hand shaking the phone has made the points into streaks, but I think this was what another neet was talking about a while ago.
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I feel like I'd do a lot better at life if I had someone, like a mummybot, to impose rules on me, like no caffeine after lunchtime.
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 >>/823147/
Your fictional mummybot would not have saved you.
She would have quietly rejoiced in your failures like mine did. 
We are alone in this world NEET. 

Women are the enemy
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I had a perfectly good opportunity to do something with the day today, with good quality sleep and no obligations and I squandered it.
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My failures embarrassed my mother. Friends and family would ask her what I was up to and she wouldn't know what to say. I think she told them lies.
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Mine did the opposite. I remember vividly her sitting in the same room as me and complaining about intimate details of my life to her friends and her sister. As a young child she would also mock my embarrassing moment in person to her friends as some awkward wait to gain mummy clout. 
She would often make narky remarks infront of people about me being hungover or coming home drunk even when it was normal social teenage drinking. She has told me many things about her own mother being extremely judgemental and "1960s suburban stay at home type" behaviour as she put it. Mum told me she wasn't allowed to come inside unless her shoes were cleaned and other such things. 
For many years I thought my parents were open minded enough to break the cycle of this kind of parenting but it just wasn't possible.
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That is unfortunate.
Mine projected all her anxiety onto me about how she was seen by others since I reflected on her. Made me self conscious about how I looked and acted. Couldn't just be myself.
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We could have been successes if our mothers weren't such emotional menopausal cretins. I remember every time going camping or going on beach getaways my Mum would crack it in the car or in the tent about something. She just didn't wanna be there. Wanted to be at home on the couch doing her nails and watching her night time TV. 
It always seemed my Dad didn't understand this. He genuinely thought she was keen for a family holiday but didn't realise she couldn't handle the stress of it. 
I remember a holiday we had in Queensland once, I remember the cold blue tiles and the shit 90s fake timber furniture, they were fighting and someone threw the TV remote against the wall which broke, then they argued about how much the motel would charge. Many such cases. 
People talk about feminism and such things but I reckon our Dads were more cucked with thier 1970s tier free love gay shit. Couldn't be me.
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My mother ruined every trip with her mentally ill bullshit.
She literally couldn't handle car rides by the end. She would have to sit in the back seat and keep her eyes closed. She'd scream when we went round corners.
And I thought this was normal. I didn't realise she was insane. My father just acted like it was normal.
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I seem to have schizoid personality disorder, and from an early age I was indifferent to pleasing my parents or trying to achieve anything, an attitude that almost certainly set me up for my current failures.
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It took me a long time to work out it was not my job to make my parents happy, and never had been.
It was their job to raise me to be healthy and able to function with confidence in the world. And they didn't do it.
And I spent years feeling guilty about not pleasing them, while they never had any guilt at all. If you tried to tell them they had failed you they would be outraged and were simply not capable of believing it.
Their egos are impervious. They would rather heap more guilt on you than admit to their failures.
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They're not going to get a death bed visit from me either. Life isn't a movie. I gave them their chance. Fuck them.
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Yes me too even though I don't believe in the disorder as such. 
I was always picked last at on the lunch time team for footy or soccer, even though I was half decent physically. 
A very important selection to go through I think. Ever since then I've been largely apathetic to competition and selection. 
Why should I step in and risk myself if a woman is being abused? No one ever cared about me. Why should I wear a facade to recruiters and HR gimps? I will not belittle myself for the slime. I hate them. 
If this makes me an edgy incel loser I don't care, that's exactly what I am. 
They must suffer
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I want to set up a night time camera pointing out my window so I can know what's going on, who's making the noises outside.
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My parents used to stand next to me while I answered the home phone acting me being nervous was a normal thing. They didn't seem to connect that I was nervous because they'd give me a spiel about talking on the phone afterwards. 
Similarly my Dad would have a go at me about a firm handshake and looking people in the eyes and such things. 
I have met people with high flying careers with confident demeanours and their parents are a lot more relaxed and lead by example, not authority. 
I think my parents were too desperate to make sure I didn't turn out like them that they ultimately inflicted the same sins upon me that their parents did upon them. Many such cyclical cases.
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Yes most people turn into their own parents. Cycle breakers are quite rare. I see myself as one, although not a functional one. At least I understand how fucked up it all was.
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@Weber

How do I live without you?
I want to know
How do I breathe without you?
If you ever go
How do I ever, ever survive?
How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?
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With all due respect I think Fight Club (1999) was good for its time. It was critical to my develop as a teen as me and my best friend almost obsessed with it. As it turns out the author, similar to the Matrix, are all fags but lets judge it for what it is
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Did you know that up to 40% of sudden infant death syndrome fatalities are caused by parents (mothers) smothering? 
Haha
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Just gonna be lying around watching youtube ufo junk today neets. The whole day. Don't expect anything from me.
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 >>/823240/
> cheap human starlink crap is what impresses you.
When you know, you know
> Telstra makes movement in transition to LEO satellite backhaul for regional Australia
https://www.whistleout.com.au/MobilePhones/News/Telstra-LEO-Satellite-update
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https://www.news.com.au/national/western-australia/grandmother-fighting-for-life-18monthold-girl-badly-injured-after-being-hit-by-unoccupied-car/news-story/62f165bd81c18b3be6123be763bab181
these grandmas and grandpas never go to jail for their criminal idiocy
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It's like stop start, like how they get the pictures of the sky all blurred around the poles. 
Extremely peeved that there's a bunch of articles nearly venerating this man made celestial object. God creation. 
Hope it crashes.
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Might spend the day making up stories about the Jews waiting for the messianic age but produced their own omen because tikkan olam etc can't wait for the unfoldment of God within man. I'm sure there's something in the zohar about new stars being the messenger of the new age. All the old establishment is dying off and  Aquarius has begun. The new God will be science and the promised land will be the firmament. If the new Jerusalem is heaven touching the realm of man, and the mixing of waters, then I'm sure some wise old rabbi with grand delusions could spin it as its man's job to bring the heavens down instead of elevating man. God will become mortal and weak. 
I hope it all gets cut down, we can't fill the shoes. Might also be another sign of mockery to speed up Armageddon, and the new heaven. 
Unfortunately only Tiff will understand from his apocalyptic training with the deacon but won't side with a communist. 
I already believe it.
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That'd make a good story to tell gullible and religious people, I'd expect such a ploy from an ambitious marxist trouble maker. Sadly i think white supremacist millenarians would see you as part of the devil's cabal and try to assassinate you.
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keep thinking about the critical drinker's story of absinthe and kebabs, realise I'll never go out drinking with my mates and have a dodgy kebab because I don't have any mates
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Too lazy to go to KFC. I missed the perfect window. 1130-1200 is best, now there will be a 20 min line. Watched GregO's review of the $10 box.
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The Outlook email inbox puts an ad at the top so it looks just like a new email.
And they give it a bit of a delay before it appears, so it materialises right where the first unread email just was so you accidentally end up clicking on it.
These companies are evil.
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Walked out the front and neighbours kid started trying to talk to me. Pretended I was checking the letterbox then ran away. I could hear her singing out to a family member, presumably to come and talk to me as well. Definitely not going to KFC now.
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You are that NEET that says cooking food at home is more expensive than getting a pub meal.
You have been recognised. Found out. Seen. Exposed.
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I got the KFC two nights ago and legit felt high afterwards.
People say it is the fat and salt that gives you the dopamine hit but the KFC hits different to anything else.
They have discovered a formula or combination or maybe it is additives which increase the high.
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Have literally bought and eaten all of the freddo frogs and the local IGA. I am being forced to switch to caramel koalas now.
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no i mean that shit art they do would be a smidgen more creative than a coloring in book. That shit would be psych ward activity tier relaxing.
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On Friday night I was coming back from the Colonel's at around 8pm and there were about 5 dirt bikes on the road coming towards me in the opposite lane. They had no lights and some of them were doing wheelies.
It would not have taken much for one of them to spill and go under my tires.
Real bad home situation. Do the police even try to do something about them?
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I don't dare download that KFC app again. I made far too many purchases.
It used to send me notifications when I hadn't used it recently enough.
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Maybe it's time for nietzschean superman monk to seek the help of some food charities that can provide him with some instant noodles or something.
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Started on William Gibson's most famous sci fi novel Neuromancer, about a burnt out hacker turned drug dealer. It's much, much better than I remember it. Over the years I've started to notice just how much of their own lives writers often insert into their novels, and I'm certain from the first chapter of this book that Gibson has been (1) a junkie and (2) a drug dealer.
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> And JK Rowling is a magician.
She may not have been a magician, but she did go to high school. I'm wondering if she ever had a meaningful adult life after high school.
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> pull up to KFC drive-thru
> open app to find it crashed
> cars piling up behind
> drive around like a numpty, park and reload the app
> roll up windows outside of bottle-oh
> driver's side winder snaps off
> too ashamed to go through HJ's drive-thru paying and collecting order through rear window
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Letting a train run over my head would be a very quick death, I just don't want to traumatise the train driver.
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I watched an episode on SBS Insight or whatever about that once. The train driver said when one of the suicides gave him a thumbs up he dealt with it a lot better
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 >>/823280/
That used to be the case every Tuesday evening back when they had the 9 for $9.95 and two(2) large sides for $5 specials. And you dind't have to fuck around with apps either. The golden days of goyslop.
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> The golden days of goyslop.
We didn't know how good we had it until it was all over.
I am a veteran of the pizza delivery wars of the 90s, they did not even put up a memorial. All those deals, gone forever now.
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NEET you are very harsh towards yourself. It is not healthy.
I want you to go a week without saying anything negative about yourself please. That is a goal you can achieve.
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They will never acknowledge us. Pizza delivery war veterans, cola war veterans (I fought with the jolt faction), meme war veterans.
I have been turned away when I tried to march on ANZAC day.
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Not really. I liked driving but the time constraints really stressed me out. I had to make pizza bases between orders too which I sucked at. At least my bossman wasn't brown
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https://www.whistleout.com.au/Broadband/Guides/Starlink-Australia-Everything-you-need-to-know

> 15 January

I'm so out of touch with society.
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There will need to be a walk-in mental health clinic attached to the commune. It will not work otherwise.
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time for my end of day youtube wind down - works just as well as lobster pills, with less brain numbing side effects. Well, maybe less.
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Good homes rarely produce good people. Bad homes instill a sense of struggle which necessitates aptitude. 
Overcome dirtbikes, rise above!
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The CIA research indicated that greatness required a bad home - bad enough to instil a desire to prove oneself - but not bad enough where the person becomes too fucked up to be functional. You have to get just the right dose of suffering.
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All of the Indians are going back. Brown landlords will have their properties confiscated and given to young white families. 
NIMBY nationalism all day every day.
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If not for being so introverted and alcoholic I'd live out of my car. Just imagine all the good scotch stuff you could buy with that extra ~$600 per month..
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> ~$600 per month

I meant $1200. What a staggering amount. This is also taking into account electricity bills.
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Good morning NEETs.
I am up very early but when I got up to micturate I had the feeling that if I went back to bed I would not get back to sleep.
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Yes I'm big. Yes I'm a fella.
No, you do not have the right to call me Big Fella.
Get 👏🏻 it 👏🏻 straight 👏🏻.
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I will need to boil the kettle again for black instant number 3.
Yes I will do a little dance in the kitchen while I wait. What of it?
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Thinking about going to the cinema to see Dune today.
They will be mostly empty during the day won't they?
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https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/millions-of-aussies-to-set-see-welfare-payment-bump/news-story/af87b313679d26c3fcad3d6afdf13cdb

> About five million Australians on social security payments will receive a cash boost when indexation kicks in later this month.
> People on the age pension, disability support pension and carer payment will receive an extra $19.60 a fortnight for singles starting March 20.
> single JobSeeker recipients with no kids will pocket an extra $13.50 per fortnight.
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Back from first wage. Client had a bag of potatoes on the ground that must've been there for months. I went to move it and the liquid poured out. Smelled like that chemically smelling diarrhea. Stomach acid reflux scent and starchy fumes. Absolutely vile, then had to clean the carpet.
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Was going to get a mcchiggin mcmuvvin but was too lazy and everything from maccas is bad. Drove past a tugger but lights weren't on.
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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/spanish-motorcycle-travel-blogger-allegedly-gang-raped-by-seven-men-in-india-as-husband-bashed/news-story/5f3b3ec279efbc12b5b2fc421f41e312
I bet she couldn't stop saying "ay papi1" and squirting.

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