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Tomorrow night on womboflix, for your viewing pleasure, we present Dredd (2012) -  Karl Urban stars as Judge Dredd, a law enforcer given the power of judge, jury and executioner in a vast, dystopic metropolis called Mega-City One that lies in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. 

Then on Easter Sunday we will be watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail(1975) a comedy film satirizing the Arthurian legend
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Behold, sticky rice. 
Looks like you could eat a lot of it, but even a quarter of this would bring an executive to a dead stop.
More advanced sticky rice coming soon
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My job provider is making me go to some "pre-interview information session" for a supposed warehouse job
Is this just a total scam? Why would you need a pre-interview information session?
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We should have separate calendar events in the southern hemisphere. 
Easter is about rebirth and Horus. Doesn't make sense when our stars say the opposite.
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Tiff's above even responding to the bait. Staunch as fuck. 
Need to get my shit together. Need to get big calves from mountain treking and watch my protein intake. Strong jaw from eating nuts and biltong. Correct chrst posture from carrying a 223 over my shoulder and being unreactive to wasps when they fly nearby. Smooth and clean, like an m16. Drink directly from the stream. Bank cards and telephones left at the homestead. Eucalyptus oil in the morning air, watching the fog across the hills. Poking the embers to get the fire restarted and boiling a pot. Sachets for lyfe. Double brew that was yoinked from the truckstop. Galahs in the distance. 
Are they're deers in the hills in tassie?
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> Easter is about rebirth and Horus
If you can find a good youtube explaining this conspiracy theory we'll play it on womboflix tomorrow night
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Has anyone here ever gotten a job from a centrelink job provider, or are they all straight up scammers? How do I fail my job interview if they try to get me employed?
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Shopping online used to be cheap. 
Now eBay shipping is fucked and you have all this account shit with amazon
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No meat is difficult. Had a jatz and Mediterranean vegetables dip.
Garn have fish and chips for dinner.
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Drow breastmilk, thanks to those who produce it having centuries of exposure to cave fungi and molds and the faezress, tastes a little more mushroomy than minty elfen breastmilk. To any humans who sample it, the result is a little more chalky, and ever so slightly tart/hot (the same way those tiny cinammon heart Valentine's Day hard candies have heat), but to elves who sample drow breast milk, it tastes sweeter than it seems to humans (and far less minty than their own breast milk). Interestingly, to dwarves, both elven and drow breast milk taste a lot like (original, unsweetened) licorice.
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Dsp is more secure than a salary, you can't get fired from dsp. And the house is worth the same no matter who owns it so your collateral is as good as anyone's
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> Todays already over
I am amazed how once again I've managed to spend most the day without achieving anything. Still, day isn't over yet, going to try and get a little bit of study done.
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That might have worked 30 years ago, but with housing prices what they are, you'll never be able to pay the loan. You'd need to move out into the desert somewhere.
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The loan requirements are based on your income/spend ratio. If you can show and convince them that your combined income meets the ratio for the amount lowed you could go with a low-doc lender through a mortgage broker (unless you want to apply to them individually). The interest rate will be high but you could try to refinance with someone else at a cheaper rate. The hardest part is getting the loan, it is a bit more relaxed around refinancing a loan.
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>  MacBook OS is an Ubuntu port
What the fuck are you talking about? No it isn’t. I’m getting it secondhand for cheap anyway. It outclasses other laptops at its price range
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There are still heaps of VPN IPs banned for "garbage" which was imissfather's way of saying "insufficiently reverential of nuro".
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Finger ‘food’ for ‘dinner’ in a room with horrendous acoustics. Went back to my room and ate a bag of party mix. I left 7 cans of drink in my cooler bag in somebody else’s room 3 hours ago because there was supposed to be a happening that didn’t happen and now I have nothing to drink unless I go to the bar and pay top dollar. Even if I rescue my cans they will be tepid by now.
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> No it isn’t
Yes Unix
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix-like#/media/File%3AUnix_history-simple.svg

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix-like
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/ocean-view-blocked-by-malicious-neighbour/news-story/061990b57713f3b23165209271f1bd3c
lol based
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Make sure you clean your penis neets.

> The medical professional peeled back the man's foreskin and beheld the revolting accumulation of sickly yellow-brown smegma. 

As Dr. Chen cleaned up the calcified scales of dirt, oil, and dead skin, a foul odour began to fill the clinic on March 14
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Really looking forward to my Gesture eggs
> Gesture eggs: Cadbury outlet store criticised over Easter rebrand
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-68673505
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> Dont watch porn or wank
> Dont play videogames
> Dont watch anime
I know these are supposed to be good things, but its solely because I cant enjoy anything anymore
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the diesel will not be able to easily pass through the fuel filter. Instead, it will clog up the fuel filter. And whatever amount of diesel that then makes its way to the engine will clog the fuel injectors, making them inoperable. This will result in the engine gumming up and seizing.
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2024 is 6000 minus 291(i think)  which is the agreed margin of error amongst chabbad rabbis for counting the age of earth since Adam. Apparently Armageddon is supposed to take place by 6000, which might be now.
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He probably never used the handle here.  But I know he lurked here at some point.  So if he still does he might see that and ask who is stalking him.
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I don't think Proudneet would have gone and done something like become a wagey.  He had a nice set up.  He managed to get himself on Disability in his 20s and had a two or three bedroom Commission flat to himself.
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Speaking of the Commission.  You guys ever watch this Spanian guy's videos?  I watched a few and he points out that he visits suburbs that are mostly housing commission houses and flats - and most of those houses and flats appear to be empty.
How long do squatter's rights take to kick in?  You could probably just change the locks on one of those places and move in.
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I don't do that for safety reasons. 
Out calls $400 and $50 prepaid for uber through facebook pay pass.
NO NAT, NO anal, no 100 questions about why not! lol
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I don't want to jinx things, but I think I've made it through the summer without having any big spiders in my place, first time since I've been here.
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Mording
I just ate a ktime twist and cracked a mondster.
Got some drive into Araluen this morning for lunch. Not really looking forward to it now everybody is here. Social anxiety or something.
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Just realized the mechanic hasnt gotten back to my email after two weeks and two personal visits, time to start searching for a new one. I intend to inspect the candidates personally before soliciting for work to be done (Full brake system rebuild and upgrade), in case the workshop is infected with swarthoids.
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I'm going to the shops. I'm going to get some zinc and vitamin D. I'm going to fight the Norwood reaper to the bloody end.
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I am back from the shops. It was very busy. I got my vitamin D and some zinc. I'm working out a schedule for taking it all. I am not sure the vitamin D is behind the balding but I think it can't hurt to try.
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taking vitamin D supps is not like topping your car up on oil because its low. There are half a dozen vitomers of that hormone group and those pills give you a massive dose of only one. Only god knows what that imbalance does to you, particularly your unbelievably complex immune system. Get five hours of sunlight a week and chuck that bottle of pills in the bin, retard.
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There is a very slow moving fly in here that keeps evading me.
You would think because of how slow it is it would be easy to swat, but it is cunning.
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I think I might have got it. I did a mid-air swat - a risky manoeuvre since it is much easier to get them when they stop on a surface.
I can't find the body though.
I felt like I connected.
It might just be stunned. Sometimes they revive and start going again.
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Reminder to that NEET that he feels better when he eats salad and fruits and smoothies.
Do not eat the chockies or junk.
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I had my 30mls of apple cider vinegar.
I feel like it had an immediate effect. Feel invigorated. Energy surging. Dopamine response.
It might be all in my head though. The daily experiment will continue.
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not that he posts here anymore, but tiffin is right about only god knowing about how these orthomolecules interact on an organism level. I think what you heard and what tiffin heard is based on test bench or in silico molecular biochemistry.
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Yeah, I was watching a thing about a study in Israel in 2015 where people's intake was tracked. Even people with the same diets had really different reactions to the same foods. They did see a correlation between higher gut microbe numbers and a reduced spike in blood sugars, so likely a lower risk of developing t2 diabetes. 
Need to get on the dogh.
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those studies are probably poperian science making conclusion based on P-values between basically redundant hypotheses and its utter shit. There could be many valid reasons for outcomes that just get ignored for a convenient and profitable answer that usually involves pharma products over basics like not being retarded. Who's to say that the population that got the higher p-values got there not because they were taking b- vitamins but because they were less retarded? isreal is one of the most heavily surveiled populaions from a medical records and genomics point of view tho, so there is that.
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It has been a long time since we've had a NEET bulge photo. Can't remember one since the Mitch Downs collection.
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Cruisey you should read this it will be of interest to you.
Read it all, do not skim it.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-30/magpies-mudlarks-and-the-mystery-of-the-piping-shrike/103629606
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Why is it all trunks and boxers and no briefs these days?
Why did the brief go out of fashion?
The brief is best, it does not bunch up or ride up the thighs. It does not make an outline under your pants.
I will never stop wearing briefs.
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Dredd (2012) will be on womboflix tonight neets - one cop with a gun lays down the law to a skyscraper full of scum. Based on a long running comic book. 7pm AEDT.

Then tomorrow night we celebrate easter with Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
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Need a dopamine hit, should I get wine or fast food?
Been trying to kick the drinking habit and been successful for the past week or so, so thinking about the latter, but idk what
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Back from lunch.
Sitting in my darkened room having a solo.
Got bretho-ed leaving Canberra this morning. Coming back somebody else near the front of the convoy had been pulled over by a motorcycle cop for something.
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Lunch was delicious, thanks for the plate.

> Sitting in my darkened room having a solo.
We should hit the town later.

> Got bretho-ed leaving Canberra this morning. Coming back somebody else near the front of the convoy had been pulled over by a motorcycle cop for something.
That explains the flashing lights.
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> according to zoologist Chris Daniels, they would be entirely wrong
OK Chris 
It always makes me smile, how emphatically people say
What a knob head. 
piping crow shrike" (which seems to have referred to a very similar but slightly blacker magpie)
This doesn't seem real 
Croweater
Heh
hawk-eyed reader, who pointed out that "the piping shrike and the Murray magpie are distinct bird
Hmm. 

There is so much to say about this. 
> backwards white belly
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Got four Kiev's in the oven and chips in the airfryer 
It's still Good Friday until nightfall. What a dumb dumb.
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> four Kiev's
I will have the two that didn't disgorge their butter everywhere.
Pour the disgorged butter from the other two over the top of mine.
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> feel sad
> remember i have cookies and cream ice cream
> eat some and stop feel sad
thank you ice cream and past me for buying it
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Gym instructor asking awkward questions, poking and prodding at me, says my stat sheet is odd, muscle distribution is odd. 
Going to a different gym
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Drove almost an hour to my secret fishing spot only to realise I'd left the rod at home. That's what I get for drink driving.
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Succumbed to temptation and got a subway footlong and a litre of sauvignon blanc wine again.

The lady at the counter told me there would be a public holiday surcharge for the sandwich, I said all good ok that's fine and then she didn't add it.

I feel so fucking depressed.
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Man food tastes so much better when you're drunk wtf
I'm eating this sandwich and I can actually vividly focus on and feel the meat, the vegetables, the cheese etc inside of it

What the hell man? I always feel pent up and anxious when I'm sober, but when I drink I feel surprisingly alright. The only problem is drinking also makes me retarded and will cause some degree of irreversible damage to my organs.

Is there a drug that lets you experience things as vividly and as much like a child as alcohol does? I don't think I would despair if I had this aspect of drunkenness all the time
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Was just goint to let the streaky bacon flavour the wings. But I could coat them in Thai chilli jam or Korean chilli paste. Tell me what i should do.
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You gave me a good idea. I might just add that tin of Thailanese pineapple to the chicken/bacon mix. Fuck yeah. That sweetness will perfectly balance the saltiness of the bacon and jarred sauce. You deserve a raise.
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I like pineapple, sometimes it is not sweet enough. Harvested too early. Sprinkle some sugar on, problem solved.
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I have not, but they look really nice. I only bought a single pear, just like I did the tomato and avocado. Because I know what happens when I buy too much fresh produce.
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The only strip club nearby is beneath a brothel in an industrial estate. Can’t even get a tit hug without paying a pajeet or muslim to drive me to the middle of nowhere and then have to deal with upselling
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When I was younger "Easter Sunday" was the biggest Easter day, but as time has gone on I have seen Good Friday becoming more prominent.
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Didn't sleep last night and still not tired. The goon I'm drinking (because I was having muscle spasms in my legs due to withdrawal) is making me energetic. 
Gonna have to smash the temazepam to sleep tonight. Got myself all worked up googling signs of seizure. 
Feeling really end stage
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> Got myself all worked up googling signs of seizure. 
I wouldn't stress unless you about to run out of money for alcohol in the tomorrow. If so go to ED tomorrow and tell them the truth, tell them you are having withdrawals daily and are scared once you run out of money and booze. Theyll give you something to get you through short term and a script for vallies to get you through it. They'd be fucked if they didn't after you told them all that.
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True, they'd probably let him pay in tiny installments.  It should be free. The cops or fireys don't send you a bill for calling them in an emergency,
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Yeah for sure. I called one in 2018 when I thought i was having a heart attack when it was just a panic attack that time. Getting a 800 bill a few weeks later felt like extra egg on my face.
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woke up with my fridge making some weird buzzing noise, woe. Can't get back to sleep but vowed I wouldn't get back on the chamomile again tonight no matter what
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> fireys
Wasn't always. In NSW before being funded via insurance surcharge (I think) it was done through home insurance. Wrong insurance cover or none all and they'll let it burn.
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IGA is preparing a banquet of food and Nuro is preparing a banquet of pills for those on diets. Teamwork makes the dream work.
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Do you go here
https://old.reddit.com/r/Adelaide/comments/1brfbeq/jfc_victor_harbor_15_eftpos_surcharge/
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About five years ago, the staff at CERN realized there was a thin film of material that was forming on the interior of the LHC. They soon realized that it was actually made up of precious metals.

In fact, this material was a combination of about 90% gold, 10% platinum, and a small balance of rare earth metals.

The thin layer of metals was just four microns thick. However, if it turned out that this metallic coating lined a large portion of the LHC's 27 kilometers of piping, it was estimated that some four metric tons of gold had accidentally been created!

https://www.gainesvillecoins.com/blog/did-physicists-accidentally-discover-a-way-to-make-gold
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https://dailystormer.in/nigeria-woman-facing-years-in-prison-for-saying-nagiko-brand-tomato-paste-is-too-sugary/
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> imagining that webby is going to reveal the secrets to his highly valuable proprietary system to just any old trash from ausneets
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The ultimate system is to own the pokies and let retards like cruisey give you their hard earned wagebux
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garn out to find some easter eggs, will pay service station prices if needed, you neets want me to get you any? What kind?
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Webby isn't going to reveal his secret until he dies, and then he will only pass it on to a few select, worthy neets, of high moral character.
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Realised that main and lead are meant to be played by two different guitars, not one. 
Many things make sense now
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It’s alright, but the whole place seems to be some lefty craft beer only wanker place. That said, I have just discovered a 9.8% stdout on tap
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They have a couple of those old fashioned horse race odds boards, but instead of horse names they have cringe shit like “Pauline Hanson Goes Halal” and “Boomer Admits Climate Change”
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Might be an awesome spot to do a casual racism (this is in China town) once I have a couple more under my belt.
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Also get to save some time bypassing the local cops for hate crimes as the cops in the ACT are all Feds.
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Lmao they can’t legally serve me an imperial pint of the stout as it’s over 5 standos in a glass. Had to give me a schooner (SA metric pint) and warn me that it was 3.3 standos.
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Woolies truck is in. 
Making a few kilos of chilli, going to have some on nachos then freezing all but one serve
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I take back some of what I said. The pork schnitzel was a proper pork loin done in the jap crumb style and sliced. Fucking awesome.
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The prick who owes me money posted on Instagram about his 19 year old cat dying a few days ago. Tempted to comment saying he can now send me the money he would have spent on cat food and litter each week.
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If your start with wholefood you can bulk it out. Cheap processed food is a dead end. 

Two kilos of chilli is 8 main serves, or 16 half serves. These nachos come out at $3.00 a serve and I'm eating two.
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Presliced was cheaper by the kilo, but I was cheated. It's only 55% cheese, the rest being made up of toxic junk.
Only underlines what I said about processed products not being worth it
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Dexies (Dexamphetamine) is great for getting work done, but you got to save it, use it daily or abuse it and your tollerance skyrockets

Also take too much and you lose concentration and just end up jacking it for 12 hours

Also literally everyone is on it and they cant make enough
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Cruisey on here embarrassing himself today.
Begging for the secrets to winning big on the pokes. Doesn't understand it was just luck.
Will probably waste thousands of dollars doing $10 bets now.
Dumb dumb dumb.
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Silly billy. You only add them after melting teh cheexe. But I'm thinking more of the Aussie version of nachos. Topped with sour cream. No normie garn fuck around with a pico de gallo.
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It is truly pathetic how dependent you are on copying other neets. You can't come up with anything on your own. Even your personality is just 2015-era 8/pol/ack.
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Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya
To Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego, baby, why don't we go

Ooh, I wanna take you down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down in Kokomo
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Not him but you always deploy the same arguments to defend him. You say that anyone unhappy with the tiresome spam and death threats needs a hobby and pretend there is only one neet here that disapproves of his atrocious behaviour and narcissism.
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They beat me back to the hotel and caught me trying to scurry into my room.
Where did my good posts go?
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> trying to scurry into my room
You legit need a herder to help you with your socialising.
The herder would cleverly draw you into conversations with the other club members while handling a lot of the talking themselves.
Billed at $50 an hour. Five hour minimum.
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There's sour yoghurt in the guacamole, and even if you put enough cheese to protect the chips there still no reason not to just dip into a salsa.
There's no salsa because the tomato, onion and chilli is all in the cooked sauce. 
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Leave britany alone!
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Not seeing any family, or anyone at all this Easter. Just like Christmas. 
Devoid of meaning and purpose. Pestilence unlimited.
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Last night they used me as their “joke barometer” because I don’t smile or laugh and only smirked once at something about somebody’s pubes blocking the drain
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It was a joke of the form:
Wife: I’ve just shaved downstairs. Do you know what that means?
Husband: I’m going to have to get somebody to unblock the drains?
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20 years ago such a joke would never have been made in mixed company.
I have noticed the boomers becoming coarser. My own mother started saying sexualised things around five years ago. I thought it might have been dementia but it was just watching television all the time that coarsened her.
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> they used me as their “joke barometer"
That was them trying to include you. You need to be mindful of smiling more, making eye contact and laughing.
Fake it if you have to.
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> watching television all the time that coarsened her.
The quality of most programing is terrible. The ads especially during sports ball is horrid.
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I stopped being able to watch TV or listen to the radio years ago. It started making me feel physically ill. I even turn the radio off in cars I am a passenger in, which surprises the driver but I can't deal with it. I lunge for the off button the second I hear it.
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Feels like being tortured when I'm in a waiting room and you have no option but to hear the TV. I practice a sort of mental art where I can block it out no matter how loud it is.
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> I lunge for the off button the second I hear it.
I do this too.

I do listen to ABC classic and another classic music station. I have tried to flick through the other stations, but end up at those two.
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> ABC
That is a whole other issue. They are the type of people that really upset me. Soy lefty fuckery. Just the presenter voices get me upset. The way they sound.

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