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 >>/835691/
It is mostly the dickrider that brings him up. During the meth bender there were entire threads without mentioning him except for a few feeble attempts by imissfather.
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Dexies are the only med I'd ever try again to attempt to improve my problems. SSRIs, lobster pills etc - I would not even advise neets to try them once.
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The good thing is both Monk and Nuro are recently back from benders so the goon cycle predicts someone else will be on. I think we can guess who.

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Probably the usual; wanks, goon, weber JOIs, etc
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I would like to report that even exercise bike neet managed to get on his bike and ride 5km earlier this evening. It was easier than I thought, like always.
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> https://nypost.com/2024/04/01/world-news/prague-hospital-performs-abortion-on-expecting-mother-in-horrifying-mix-up/
> Nurses, doctors, a gynaecologist and an anesthesiologist failed to notice the error and the shocking snafu was blamed by medics on a “language barrier,” according to the report.
> Both the woman who lost her baby and the woman who was supposed to be put under were of Asian descent, the paper reported, citing local media.

ooooooooooooofffffffff !!!!
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-02/andrew-tate-effect-in-australian-classrooms/103657122
> foids quit job because of Andrew Tate
lmaooooo
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woke up at 4 again, couldn't get back to sleep. Gonna cook some breakfast, hopefully that will make me sleepy enough to get another hour of sleep
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Cat fight going on outside. Actually I can only hear one cat, maybe it's a cat vs possum fight. Or maybe there's two cats and the alpha cat has a quiet clint eastwood snarl while the beta cat is loud and blubbery.
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 >>/835793/
> yet.
A NEET once said
> soon only rich people will be able to afford to not eat KFC and chocolate seven days a week.

Do you think the end stage is far away?
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I hope Weber is okay.
I wonder if he hit one of those dead zones he mentioned where his IP is rangebanned.
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 >>/835750/
He said it was meth. You're really reaching here. In any case nuro got high on some mystery drug and claimed it was good for his health. And you feel the need to defend him for some reason.
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Morning neets. I had a dream that a duo similar to dumb and dumber stole a police car and front flipped it two and a half times. Also had another dream where I tried to steal from a bank to buy marshmallows
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Someone owes me 20$ and I can’t get it back until Thursday which is when I get my cenno advance anyway. I was gonna get wicked wings but now I can’t.
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do any neets have one of those front door bells with built in cameras that alert you when somebody's there? Thinking of getting one for my elderly mummybot
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I have the Ring cameras that have lights on them with a subscription. Got them installed after a break-in. I think they tried to return after grabbing nothing and saw the camera before fucking off and leaving for the other side of the country.
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Been taking a new bed out of the box and disassembling the old one. Back hurts, giving up. Will need to get the rest done this afternoon. Got to get ready for wage. The sighs are heavy.
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Did Shibs add another update?
For a bit you couldn't scroll left to right and the quick reply box was in the middle.
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Promised myself I'd exercise this morning. Lunchtime and I still haven't done it. Somehow I'm always too busy sitting in front of the computer. How?
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When I had my car serviced they installed new windscreen wipers. Today I used them for the first time. Heavy rain.
One of the wipers came loose and was being flung around, barely connected.
I turned them off but the rain was so heavy I couldn't see. I was doing 80 on a main road, nowhere to pull over.
I chose to turn them on and risk the wiper fully detaching and flying into the car behind me rather than rear end someone because I couldn't see.
I just used single wipes when absolutely necessary and managed to turn off into a business car park where I got out and removed the loose wiper. It was on the passenger side so I got home using just the one that was left.
I will need to look up on Youtube how to install it properly. I think they did the other one wrong too but it hasn't detached yet.
It was all very stressful.
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I got my quilt cover and sheet set.
I wish you could buy flannelette sheets just on their own. I didn't need a whole set I just wanted the fitted sheet.
$50 for the quilt cover and $40 for the sheets.
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Woolworths does a pretty nice sourdough. It says 36 hours on it but I have a feeling the sourness is probably added with vinegar.
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I didn't get the quilt cover I liked the look of from researching online. In person it looked cheap and nasty.
One day when I am less poor I am going to buy a really expensive one. Something really nice.
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The discount easter egg section of coles is an executive's paradise right now neets. You can get mid sized eggs for $1-2 dollars. Huge discounts, much chocolate.
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The Cajun Spice meme flavour Pringles are very good. Better than the regular flavours.
I might go back for another tube.
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Should I buy coffee and milk or two of those black pepper steaks? 
I will run out of coffee before dole day but should be good for food.
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 >>/835796/
I’ve been home for about an hour.
I couldn’t post yesterday because of the same 20.1.80 range ban I mentioned last Wednesday or Thursday that BO did nothing about.
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The machine made nasty accusations against me at the Woolies checkout.
Even showed the attendant a video of me doing my scanning.
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 >>/835911/
> range ban
I am sorry. The IPs are all hashed so I can't distinguish one ban from another. There are a lot of them. I would have to lift all of them.
Do you know if the ban was just for our board or for the whole site?
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Should I lift all the range bans?
It would stop problems like the one Weber had but I fear it would also free up a lot VPN slots for the low quality NEETs to play their games.
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 >>/835923/
You could probably remove all the range IP bans, as the individual IP bans shouldn't be impacted. If there is constant spam again, the range bans can be reapplied as required with minimal effort.
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 >>/835926/
IGA is still here but hasn't used a VPN in years. He used to use NordVPN but complained about the cost.
And it is not so much IGA that causes problems these days...
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 >>/835846/
The Australian flag doesn't stay enabled for me and the site assigns Asian flags to many Australian VPN IPs. I'm sorry if that was a one off for you but I get sick of having neets make the same jokes again and again about the gook flags.
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 >>/835945/
Do you think I should smoke some meth to do a complete reset to my "brains chemical system"?
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What? Look at the way IGA lives and tells me he pays for a VPN. He'd pay for more data before he'd pay for a VPN.
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 >>/835948/
> refreshing the page manually
No.
> refresh check box 
It works fine. If I make my VPN connect to Adelaide and Perth IPs it works fine but Brisbane gets assigned the Indian flag and Melbourne/Sydney get various Oriental ones. To the surprise of no one.
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 >>/835911/
Pariston has banned several NEETs over minor issues yet ignored those making death threats . And now that a certain person is complaining of blocked ips BO throws on his flag and promises to revoke them all. How does one even speak with so much cock in their mouths?
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> can't complete registration form without 2 references 
I just can't be bothered anymore. These labour hire agencies are dehumanising
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> 3rd party 'referoo' service automatically tests the e-mail that I put in which bounce and now requests me to edit my previous employment entries with new references
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 >>/835962/
Keeping this place in order is like trying to run an outback pub full of drunken boongs. Sometimes stern measures must be taken. Pariston has my full support.
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 >>/835982/
Izzy's urine was so full of sugar that coca-cola used to use it as a sweetener. They've never really tasted the same since he died. Unopened cans flavoured with izzy's piss sometimes go for as much as $10,000 on ebay.
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Have to go to the club meeting shortly and give the other guy his luggage.
People will want to know about the trip and I will just have to tell them that would know if they had come with us.
Looking forward to sleeping in the Cool Zone.
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 >>/836008/
IGAY is desperate to escape his unemployment problem with goon but cant afford it because he's unemployed. How long before he discovers surplus hand cleanser can get you off?
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I meant ones that don't matter if you die in them. Games where you lose shit and have to try to win are no good. Putting that much effort into a recreation is silly. I get to jump off cliffs with a parachute and a bazooka and the enemy are the cunts who wear red.
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There's an advert on cruise for a guess who the laugh is contest. 
There's a 5 sec bit in it where it's just different people's laughter one after the other. 
Makes my eyes roll into the back of my head trying to see them.
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 >>/836024/
You are too forward. I'm not going to now. 
It's a king with air pump arm things that hold the frame up so you can store shit under it. 
Black, faux leather, cheap and tacky. It'll last a few years at least.
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New GregO is him and his dork mates who don't talk, walking around the airport in Jakarta eating food. 
It's the group NEETup that we weren't invited to.
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 >>/836069/
Sorry neet, I assumed you would have an aunt or something. I don't really know what to tell you. Maybe some happy clappy church would be good for making some connections, both for the references and for the jobs they could provide?
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 >>/836059/
A few million white guys sleeping under bridges and dying in the cold is a small price to pay for the wonderful ways that somalis enrich our country neet.
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Still shocked grego has 300k+ subs. You'd expect him to have a couple thousand and some shit intro made in windows movie maker
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 >>/836083/
That entire video was just strange. What's he doing in Bali, who were those two goobers, where's the current misso, and since when is eating cup noodles a 'challenge'?
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Is eating stuff on youtube an easy road to riches neets? Can we think of theme for a neet food channel we can use to fund the neet compound?
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I think we could make a killing if a mixed group of execs and skellies sat around an old coffee table in a shed drinking tins with a dirty old gatorade bong in the background, telling stories about locanto and NDIS work experiences etc. We could review different fish and chip shops as a sort of food review show / podcast.
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searched "day in the life" on youtube and it gave me some expat in thailand 'day in the life of an alcoholic - withdrawals - hitting rock bottom' 
Even google knows its end stage
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I wish there was something I was good at. Maybe thats the source of all this misery. Low self-esteem because I've never really felt accomplished. I have no accomplishments.
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What can you do with saved up NEETbux? Using cash is getting harder and harder to do and if you put it back in the bank the tax man will get it and centrelink will cut you off.
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awake just before 5, just at my cut off point for going back to sleep, but I really need another hour of sleep
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It's getting cold out there, I hope you neets are all growing your shaggy winter coats and a thick layer of blubber
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Found a pair of clean undies at the back of my wardrobe, don't have to re-wear the same ones I've had on for 4 days. WINNING.
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One side pemulwuy (wonky eyed settler killer), and the other bennelong (dressed up in a wig and looking like Liberace)
A real brain teaser.
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I told them they should put an aboriginal spearing a banker
They've probably already chosen the design and submitted it as a John doe, given they won't reveal the selection criteria.
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Went to see the doctor. Don't have lymphoma. WINNING
Decided to celebrate by living it up. Went to woolies. Decided I'd try some pop-tarts for the first time in my life. They were on special. WINNING. Got the s'more flavour. Delicious. WINNING.
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I have washed the new quilt cover set and put it on the line.
I will wash the new sheets tomorrow.
I bought 100% cotton everything. I am trying to keep the microplastics away from my skin. This is especially important with undies. Natural fibres only.
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They weren't doing any real work. Just shifting some water and spinning for the sake of spinning.
Back in the day the big one would have been operating one or more saws.
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> Moscato is one of Australia’s favourite easy-drinking white wine styles, beloved for its sparkling, fruit-sweet flavours
> fruit-sweet flavours
eegh
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Jesse Ventura was actually norwooding in Predator, but he keeps his hat on in every scene except the first. Maybe that's the solution.
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Poured a glass of moscato. Noticed it's a one litre bottle.
Dale, the old bloke, pricked my finger about 4.30pm in Horseham and put the blood in his diabetes machine and it was 13. He did the same to the other guy and his was 6.4.
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There are soooo many pajeets in rural NSW and Victoria now. Little country towns with stinky brownoids. Disgraceful.
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 >>/836262/
A hat is a good Norwooding solution but it sets you up for anxiety for when you have to let people see you without it. The shock and disappointment.
A bit like Monk using his old pics on tinder.
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 >>/836273/
Only a tosser would walk around with one in his mouth 24/7 like Tony Soprano.
They should just be a special occasion thing with a glass of whisky or coffee.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/huge-change-to-beloved-coffee-brand-lands-in-australia/news-story/de6d9e82fdd15f3d5ab4368e60e1f05c
Dairy-free Dare.
I don't think Dare should be catering to non-whites and other milk allergy freaks.
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https://www.news.com.au/national/bullying-antisemitism-taylor-auerbachs-bombshell-claims-against-channel-7/news-story/6fa3d2917c09f43ac224f317c2ec23e0
what a dumbarse bruce is
> starts legal proceedings against a massive media organisation
> proceeds to buy hookers and coke
> assumes nobody will notice or say anything
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Oh ok. There was a small museum thing and the dock area, but I didn't see anybody in costume. There were other museums and shit I didn't go into though.
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Spent all muh 'disposable income' on booze and goyslop. Can't afford the full two weeks rent now. Petty tank almost dry. NGMI.
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This NEET thinks he's a factory or something, monitoring his productivity.
We are NEETs we don't need to have an output.
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 >>/836324/
IKTF. I just spent my emergency cenno payment that was supposed to be for last fortnights rent on a braap bike, from the kid down the road who wants to get a eeb. Its heaps of fun but its as noisy as hell and I dont have a helmet. Cold wind feels bad on my bald spot. Sinking feeling about the rent now that the petty tank is empty.
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I e-mailed that labour hire agency guy saying that I only have one reference but I'm ready to start asap, have steel caps and high vis, available for day and afternoon, etc. 
No response
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I've been there once and it was actually one of the nicest kebabs I've ever had. They also included tabouleh at no extra cost, unlike most places that only do lettuce, tomato and onion as standard.
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I'll get an electric motor in a couple of weeks. Don't need to register the boat here if the motor is electric and under some number of pounds of thrust.
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Saturday night Shiban will be streaming The Clockwork Orange (1971). Sunday night on womboflix we will have The Death Of Stalin (2017) - Moscow, 1953. After being in power for nearly 30 years, Soviet dictator, Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin, takes ill and quickly dies. Now the members of the Council of Ministers scramble for power.
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In the old days, a steam engine outside would have driven the ceiling shafts and then machines could be turned on or off by engaging their belt with the ceiling shaft.
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 >>/836454/
I brush twice a day and can't stand to only do it once a day. When I was a kid I used to pretty much never brush my teeth which is unfortunate.
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I wore my kamikaze pilot t-shirt. Some of the chinese were glancing looks at me when they could. 
Absolute mogging them, walking around with swagger. That Anglo-Saxon pride
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Australia Post email notified me something is being delivered but I don't know what it is. It looks like it is being sent express.
Sender is an acronym I don't recognise.
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Did approximately 2700km getting to Canberra and back, not including the Friday-Sunday spent in Canberra and surrounds itself.
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$767.74
That's for 98 Octane.
Also includes the full tank I put in in Lizbef before I left and I had about three quarters of a tank left when I got home.
There's a few bottles of Powerade and the like in there too, so take off maybe $50 for those.
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I think I worked out what that delivery is.
I ordered something from Ali Express a couple of weeks ago and I think I got the Auspost notification because it just landed in the country.
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 >>/836506/
Notionally it should be able to use the knock sensor to advance or retard the timing for different octane ratings, but she does seem to go a bit better on 98.
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My car is actually running worse since being serviced.
Makes a ticking sound and feels like it wants to surge away even when I'm not accelerating.
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Jackie Brown (1997) was always my least favourite Tarantino moofie. I enjoy it now more than most of his later films.
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Every time I see one of those lawnmower powered bikes, I'm going to think of him now. Around here, they're all junkies and the type that hock shit into Cashies each week. Really not enjoying this arc.
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Green prawns with some butter, garlic and parsley in a frying pan (only half cooked), while cooking the pizza base with just butter, garlic and some finely chopped red onion, then put prawns on it and just a bit in the oven with some cheese. 
Other one was a couple of good chicken sausages, cut into slices with mushrooms and pineapple. Next time I'll take the skin off the snags. 
Woollies do a half and half sausage pack, half were the chicken and the other half are angus snags.
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Does anyone remember what that lemon tea drink shit is that is good for sore throats? I don't think it was enoz.
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The rain stopped so I ordered some food but the second I paid the rain started up again. Now I'm going to have to meet the delivery guy outside. My life is pure suffering.
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Holy shit auspost is so slow. I got a startrack post to deliver me something and they did it the next day.
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Tried the new system. Not a fan. Got a few featured and got up to 120, after 50 in. $2 bets chew through it too quick. Still have the original 50.
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The encyclopedia is from 51.
Pretty cool. I skimmed through it and there was an actual attempt to identify the constellations by their aboriginal names (didn't say any particular mob). I bet it's different from what they claim these days.
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I was doing loud mmmrrrrhhhhmm noises. 
It's out the back of Roseworthy campus. 
Probably artificial. Looked like dairy cows, but they have one of those big black Angus's in that paddock.
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Another good score.
That first nations Australian on the cover looks very like a Pajeet. Especially dressed and sitting like that.
The theories might be true.
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It seems to start around Elizabeth and reaches to Womma. It is very poorly done and doesn't use the fancy graffiti font they normally use. It is just written normally.

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